#for insulting Hooks

[ickypuppi3]

once again thinking about billy growing up with his mom, the two of them running from neil and jumping from place to place to avoid him catching up with them and eventually settling somewhere for a bit and making it to 1983 but then the doorbell goes one day and it’s neil, so. they have to run again and end up in hawkins for some reason and bam! king steve meets mamas boy billy. flowery shirts, swim team ‘n all ..

#mamas boy billy Hellooooo ! cant get enough of it i am not kidding #role reversal but not really #many many thoughts #billy smiles more and steve is hooked like instantly and he’s weird about it that’s important to me he has to not be normal about billy #he’s not smiling at steve don’t get it twisted #billy hates him sort of they do not get on but there’s something between them for sure #he catches steve insulting his mom or something and that’s how their fight happens like not as bad obviously but it’s a situation #ickyspeaks #billy hargrove #harringrove #mamas boy billy & king steve

[ilikedetectives]

Minthara is honorary Southeast Asian Auntie in my eyes

Shortest one in the group and always stands on boxes/stairs for better view

The way she roasts people by simply stating her observations in a deadpan manner

Will protect if outsiders bully you, but that doesn't mean her roasts end though

Calls people names in her mother's tongue so they don't understand

Will do and say everything else under the sun to show that she loves you, except saying "I love you" (because she was never taught such phrase growing up)

Bothered by the sun, checks a few times a day for blemishes

Complains food outside of home is bland (probably along the line of "This soup is so bland I can wash the bowls with it.")

Insults others by comparing them to dogs

Stands like an immobile log (🧍‍♀️) when hugged, if you're lucky you get an awkward pat on the back

Will happily instigate violence by snitching

Simply does NOT like the little rascals/urchins running around, especially near her

Indirectly, but in a forward way, proposes to someone after first date by asking them to go to her hometown with her

Microdosing partner with purple shrimp paste poison, otherwise they won't survive the trip in her hometown

Will pet and spoil the dog/cat when nobody is looking

Raised by a tiger mom

Has an impeccable garden full of questionable plants

You do NOT want to be on the receiving end of her flying chancla/flip flop

Bonus: loves Ulaver wine (drow green wine: alcoholic beverage fermented with vegetation and fungus of the Underdark). And here's the Vietnamese fermented green mushroom wine (rượu nấm lim xanh)

#minthara baenre #bg3 #headcanons #'is the dog barking' is such a signature Viet insult lmao #the snitching is from Lorroakan scene #I just KNOW she'd make great mushrooms hot pot/soups #if anyone is curious the wine is BITTER (just like any medicinal herbal wine lol) #I'm willing to bet Minthara can drink the bitterest drink w a straight face #she'd LOVE Viet “fish hook” tea (trà móc câu) #this is my contribution for character analysis asdasdas #minthara brainrot #mybg3text

[judas-isariot]

Judas: *Covered in blood* This rabbit hole goes TOO DEEP BITCH WHAT ?

It first was a joke iceberg, then entry after entry, I notice this has more entry than the pokemon ranger iceberg, woah there is alot to talk about. Do you understand I started it in January 2022 and finished it after the DLC trailer in Spetember 2023 ?

If you have entry I forghot cause I might, There is so much. Please comment them. I will update this after the DLC anyways (except if they divorced)

#Iceberg #Iceberg chart #chart #pearlina #splatoon #pearl #marina #off the hook #lesbian #rabbit hole #I am going to get SO MUCH HATE and insult about this one on #reddit

[sleepyorchidmonster]

What about an HSR event where Dr. Ratio visits Belobog in the name of the Intelligentsia Guild?

He was just seeking to improve diplomatic relations (especially after the whole Topaz thing) and learn more about Jarilo VI, but an emergency comes up (maybe the Anihilation Gang again, Belobog is closely connected to Qlipoth) and he joins the investigation team.

One thing leads to another and, while exploring the Underworld, he starts acting as a teacher for the kids (Hook wants to learn more about space and thinks he is funny, he is now an honorary member of the Moles).

Hook is a menace, Clara is an angel and Ratio is devising a whole curriculum for all the Underworld kids with the help of Natasha, Svarog, Bronya and Serval.

The event's main minigames vary from pop quizzes to debates with Ratio, as well as a "build your own helmet to block out stupid people" (suggestion by Hook).

You can equip the helmet later, and there's also a trashcan option.

#hsr #hsr hook #hsr clara #hsr svarog #hsr dr ratio #the trailblazer was worried ratio would start insulting the kids #but he is actually quite calm #also hook started copying him when he throws chalk and insults people #so it was just not working #the new curriculum also includes general information about the worlds beyond belobog

[tau1tvec]

Idk what happened to the other sims in his house, found him living alone.

#the sims 4 #ts4 #sim: munch #also he’s a nepo baby ??? #like his brother or someone called him up and hooked him up with a job #idk when they added that but it was so random and hilarious #bc he literally insulted him then was like it’s okay i gotchu bro #😭😭😭

[loki-zen]

When it comes to men wishing women would make the first move, it's not always because the men want to make the first move and are too nervous, it's sometimes because the man isn't interested but since the woman isn't making the move there's nothing he can say no to so she'll keep indirectly hinting thinking he just isn't getting it.

i was told to ignore this bc it was sent to the wrong ask box but tbh totally a thing.

men are - depending on how you look at it - spared having to, or not provided with the opportunity to issue an unambiguous rejection to a female would-be suitor.

and women often waste their time doing this when making an actual direct approach would at least enable them to know their attentions were unwanted and move on.

#and it sort of isn’t licit/possible to tell a woman maybe he’s not into you in particular #in a way that’s not either an egregious insult to her or entails insulting the man #we should be a lot chiller about people just liking different things or not being looking to couple or hook up rn in a morally neutral way

[yourlocalsimpsonsandsanriofan]

Why does bro look like that 💀😭

Anyways this is the book here:

#Peter Pan #Mr. Smee #Disney #Bro what happened 💀💀 #Bro looks insulted with Captain Hook fr 💀

[makiitoh]

#this isn’t an insult just an observation #aew lb #hook #.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

billions could only have a gay man, who was married, and died by the end of that season; only deal with taylor's upending of presumed cishettery by having everyone who's not terrible be automatically down without putting some crisis about it on them, as the better approach to trying to have people talk about it (true, certainly in this case); extent of its room for rian's latent nonbinariness being "never wearing skirts/dresses, always wearing makeup though"....all that is to say, even with neither of them allowed to be "truly" cishet, b/c that's the rewarded realm for superior people, billions could never do winstuk. but they could be kissing right now

#winston & tuk: cannot be cishet in a way that matters (billions means this as an insult. i mean it as a testimonial) #sure convincing that winston's own ideals are like ''wow im the straightest in the world'' after One alleged official dating experience #and Two crushes on nonbinary people. and being the One person who's a) supported tuk b) without telling him to Stop Being A Loser #the one way other characters can Elevate(tm) tuk more than winston: not Really support him; just tell him to Become worthier #while winston: does not do this #anyway nobody at all gets to be ''truly'' ''ideally'' cishet; just like other inventions re the Correctest body/mind's look & behavior #tbt yrs & yrs ago some random lady talking abt ''queering'' her marriage by having a cellphone or smthing like ma'am i agree nowadays fr #winston Cannot have a ''correct'' sexuality even if he's supposedly ''at least'' cishet with it #neither can tuk; next most loserest dumped no gf nerd! neither Unglasses'd; neither Thin; winston's autistic; tuk isn't white.... #show goes ''well just look at & listen to him XD'' towards winston on occasion; usually doesn't ''overtly'' do this; doesn't re: tuk.... #meanwhile the idea that well Non Hot(tm) people who have no place in ideals & fantasy of Correctness & what's most desired? #they can get with Each Other :) that doesn't threaten things haha don't know how wrong they are. or have accepted All They Deserve (less) #billions is so proximately capable of letting these two be Involved in this way lmao. but it also Isn't #can barely handle taylor & just avoids addressing as much outright as often; again: one gay man; neatly married; neatly deceased.... #iconic total hc's: supplementary dynamics the ladies who are also friends they hooked up w/in 6x11 having a fourway abt it #no anxious negotiating of what must be done & must not be done to keep it all cishet ''enough'' lol. congrats to them all #winston billions #winstuk #was already thinking winston could be dating someone we don't know abt till billions tried to reassure us oh he hasn't Of Course lol right #same is true for tuk ofc but he gets the same treatment (ft. ben's utter mysteriousness re: Any mention of past dating history....) #riawin could've been great & was completely welcome; issue became how the abusiveness there would just also manifest re: sex / romance #totally won't find resonance / overlap b/w ableism & homophobia in how winston's sexuality is seen as mere sex drive that's also gross btw #tuk's really also framed the same way like Of Course You'd Be Rejected; and Any desires would become repulsively Too Much #b/c the superior parties have to want it for it to be correct! & they'd never want You! you're just completely wrong & outside of it all #winston talking at all? Too Much. he must be talked To; & that is so usually begrudging & nonideal #other ppl being horney like well of course. pretty epic really #like w/e winston's sucking & fucking & [Saluting] if he isn't dating at all. like good for him. he can make out w/tuk one way or another #''winston can go fuck himself'' (like one bg dialogue person straightup says) Okay. He Is. party for one? this too can be Sex

[lostheather9]

#hook 1991 #peter pan #insulting #memes #lost boys #ouat #rufio is my comfort character #peter is such a sweet boy #i love them #help me

[arunneronthird]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

thank u!!!

#im a bit late i just passed out #missed the rally btw i got hooked on insulting snyder films with a friend

[tweedstoat]

Any headcanons on the friendship between Rhaella, Johanna, and the Princess of Dorne?

Yes lots! I think Rhaella was a pretty shy child who was further pushed into her shell by having Aerys who was more outgoing as a sibling. I think she was also quite jealous of aerys having a tight-knight friendship group of him tywin and steffon so she sort of subconsciously emulated it when she formed her own friendship group.

Rhaella was liked by both the princess of dorne and joanna lannister against their better judgement. Joanna I headcanon as sort of being the poor cousin to the main lannister branch so she was already jealous of rhaellas superior position and ready to dislike her but she found herself liking Rhaella's random moments of acerbic wittyness whenever her queenly mask dropped too much and then she was just very sorry for Rhaella. I DO NOT think she seduced aerys secretley or whatever and i think she was deeply insulted for both herself and Rhaella whenever he was inappropriate with her. She used to mock Aerys to Tywin's face and say that out of the two of them she had the cleverer (targaryen) friend.

The Princess of Dorne was sort of not expecting to be that close to Joanna and Rhaella because they were younger than she was and she was kind of just there to curry favour with the royal family but she viewed them both as the little sisters she never had. She liked Rhaella's grit and determination to survive in the face of all her troubles and admired her ability to control her temper. I think she liked Joanna because Joanna was also as ambitious as she was and she viewed them very much as kindred spirits and was very sad when she died.

Rhaella liked Joanna and the PoD because they both had qualities which she herself didnt (ambition, in the PoD's case a fiery temper) but also because she had always wanted sisters and didnt have them.

the PoD died before the war and one of Rhaellas thoughts was that she was glad her friend died before this because she would have been too embarassed and horrified to explain how she had promised to keep her old friends daughter safe but had instead let her son mistreat her (it wasnt rhaellas fault but she feels like she was partially guilty because she didnt try to curb rhaegars prophecy obsession early and to some extent encouraged his interest in books and arcane scrolls)

#rhaella targaryen #joanna lannister #the unnamed princess of dorne #oh also Joanna was the one who suggested that jaime marry elia and she was rolling around in her grave when tywin insulted her friend #she wanted jaime for elia because she was ambitious and wanted her son to marry a princess but also because she was thinking they could #-cut off elia as an option for rhaegar and leave only cersei #if anything i think joanna seduced tywin #she was like i will get a rich well positioned husband by hook or by crook and the pod was like get it girl

[merrymorningofmay]

*puts on a peter pan movie i haven’t seen yet* please have a fun captain hook

#the 'pan' hook was an insult to me personally and i have not recovered yet #mari rambles

[batboyblog]

I just picked up a book about facing AIDS and homophobia in the 1980s, it opened with a tigger warning that there was 1980s homophobia in the book.... like... yes I know

#this is getting off the hook #do we really need to warn people that books about being gay in the 80s would be rough? #I find it insulting #the need to warn us like bad feelings are poison tree frogs #and if we touch them it'll kill us

[corosiaspara]

i know it's pretty cringe of me to play leavue of legends, but i played a match a bit ago as amumu support to a tristana, and we completely wrecked shop.

i feel a little sorry for the pyke/twitch combo that fought us for our lane. i'd feel more sorry if the pyke didn't kinda suck with his hook.

#our warwick was also pretty good but our lux was kinda meh #they got their stuns off but never realized they should ult people while they're stunned #not try doing it when they can dodge after escaping the stun a little while ago #as an amumu main at this point people being bad with hook abilities insults me

[newhanovere]

hi all i’m here to say i think john marston is often unintentionally selfish and when it’s pointed out to him that he was manipulative towards his partners he makes this face and means it

#i think john is more a good person than a bad one in the sense of valuing human life and believing in common decency #and i think when he thinks of himself as a bad man it is in reference to the lying and killing he’s done #and likely also his hesitance to commit to abigail and jack #but he probably does not think that he was being cruel at all to abigail by putting his life in danger #or at least doesn’t realize how cruel it truly was. and with javier in the mix there’s an added element #of javier knowing he’s hurting abigail by being with john and abigail knowing the same of him #and i think on some level it’s something john doesn’t even consider #not because he’s dumb because he’s not - i love calling john dumb but it’s very much an affectionate joke #but because he’s shown to be lacking in the emotional intelligence arthur has - particularly in his interactions with jack #john says things earnestly to jack that are meant well and then jack immediately takes them as an insult #and it’s fair that he does! john says some backhanded things often without meaning to! #john himself doesn’t fully understand or allow himself to feel his emotions #and so i think it makes sense too that john wouldn’t understand the ramifications of sleeping with both javier and abigail #and how that might fuck with them - especially considering how highly javier valued the gang as his family #to john it was just messing around and when it got beyond that he shut down completely #whereas abigail and javier probably just fell further in #but since john refused to allow himself to see it as anything beyond a hook up (even if he coveted javier and abigail like a jealous lover) #javier and abigail were the ones who were hurt and left with a brick wall of a man to talk to #anyway all this to say: john is the most emotionally oblivious character i've ever encountered #john marston #my meta