Hatchet shows Fitch a meme
Fitch:
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Angie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
William: ...I did. I broke it.
Angie: No. No you didn't. Fitch?
Fitch: Don't look at me. Look at Zeke.
Zeke: What?! I didn't break it.
Fitch: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Zeke: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Fitch: Suspicious.
Zeke: No, it's not!
O'Brien: If it matters, probably not, but Deborah was the last one to use it.
Deborah: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
O'Brien: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Deborah: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tim!
William: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Angie.
Angie: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
O'Brien: Angie... Zeke has been awfully quiet.
Zeke: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Angie, in another room: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Angie: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Angie:
Angie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Tonight a boy sat on my floor (marked the spot w an X) while i sat on my bed (outfit and stance pictured) and he told me he thought he “liked me a little bit”
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NOBODY TALK TO ME VIV POSTED MY FITCH PLUSHIE ON HER INSTAGRAM AHSHDJAGFFKSHSB
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fitch when grace was jumping out that window
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