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jasontoddsmommyissues · 4 months

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Eddie Munson as Text Posts 36/?

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little-bumblebeeee · 4 months

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Me: you'll never be as cool as him

Him:

#stranger things #joseph quinn #eddie munson #joe quinn #chocolate button eyes #he's so feral #feral raccoon boy #My loserboy ♡

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lolahasmoxie · 8 months

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Imagine you’re trying to make dinner

Eddie, lord bless him, is doing his hardest to distract you at every turn.

A hug from behind as he peeks over your shoulder to ask what you’re making.

A firm slap on your ass every time he passes by you in the tiny kitchen.

Sneaking pieces of chicken for your casserole every time he does the “hey what’s that behind you?” move.

When you finally get the casserole in the oven, you make a casual comment to him as you set a timer.

“Guess I’m gonna have to go call animal control.” Eddie looks at you with a perplexed look on his face. “I’ll need to let them know there’s a feral raccoon in my home and they’ll have to remove it immediately.”

Eddie scoffs, hand over his chest in offense. Your giggle turns to a scream when he comes barreling at you. His hands firmly grip you under your thighs, and with a strength that takes your breath away, he plants you on the counter.

“You’re gonna pay for that one, Sweetheart.”

Your giggles and the sound of Eddie’s kisses fill the kitchen. “My baby is always so mean to me” he mutters as he smothers you in kisses, and you can’t help but think maybe living with a feral raccoon won’t be so bad.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fluff #feral raccoon boy

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not-a-robot-i-swear-really · 7 months

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If you were a supervillain Eddie would be your goofy henchman who constantly calls you boss and constantly trips over himself to follow your orders

He's not very good at being evil so he keeps messing up your plans for world domination but you keep him around anyway cuz he's cute ❤️

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #black!reader #black reader #stranger things #eddie munson x black!reader #eddie munson x poc!reader #eddie munson x black reader #eddie munson headcanons #eddie munson x poc reader #feral raccoon boy

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seatnights · 10 months

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the eddie munson coded video in question: the metal gender reveal.

he would do that, and he would do it great too.

(a fanfic idea maybe??)

#i just know it #eddie munson #eddie munson coded #feral raccoon boy #so slay of him #it would be so cute AND AWESOME AND COOL #i want one please #dea shush #dea little thoughts

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hauntedhotel · 7 months

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You know that one tweet where it's like "in college my roommate was like I'm gonna have so many girls and maybe some guys over here and if you don't like it, grow up" but then he brings one girl home the entire time they're at college together and they end up married?

That, but steddie.

Cause I always imagine Steve figuring out he's bisexual and being super chill about it, because generally he is quite a chill guy and he knows about Robin so he's experienced at loving a queer person and doesn't see why he can't do the same for himself and like, there's an active hell dimension right under us Robin, don't you think we have more important things to stress about than me wanting to kiss guys as well as girls?

So his initial reaction is basically "oh, I guess I'm bi then. Huh. Hey sweet, double the potential dating pool! Robin, get rid of the you suck board immediately cause I'm about to woo so many guys!"

But then he meets Eddie and all that shit goes down (and Eddie doesn't die cause obviously he doesn't, why would he? That's ridiculous). And Steve kisses one (1) boy one (1) time and thinks "actually, you know, I'm good, I think I'll just keep this one"

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #i just like the idea of steve thinking he's going to seamlessly switch #from being a suave charmer with the ladies #to being a suave charmer with the fellas #and robin thinking oh god he mught actually make this work #he's going to have his pick of all the guys in this stupid town cause they all used to worship him #and then steve sees eddie the feral raccoon boy eating dry cereal in a shack #and is just like #that one #i want him #hes perfect

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mykaeba · 2 years

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And so, he rests

part 1 | part 2

#he REST!!!#my poor raccoon exiled feral danger boy has found techno smile #and yes; i might be thinking about a part 3 #eyes 👀#bedrock bros #tommyinnit #tommyinnit fanart #technoblade #technoblade fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dream smp #dream smp fanart #my art

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mask-of-anubis · 1 year

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when i think of jerome clarke I only think of two images

this…

and this

these are the only two ways he exists

#house of anubis #he’s a raccoon boy #a rat man #very feral #jerome clarke

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xysidhequeen · 1 year

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Okay so I finally finished writing the next part for the Red Knight series. Sorry I've been literally bed bound because I've been so ill. But! It's 10k words because of course it is why not. I'll have it uploaded soonish. My poor hands need a break. But wanted to let everyone know it's coming!

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jasontoddsmommyissues · 10 months

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Eddie Munson as Text Posts 30/?

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little-bumblebeeee · 8 months

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"What's the hype around Eddie Munson?"

This. This is the hype. Pretty boy.

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #joe quinn #chocolate button eyes #my bambi #pretty booooyyy #puppy dog eyes #look at him #he's gorgeous #That bottom right asahhajBqgakakqubsnakqjbswg #i'm foaming at the mouth #Based off my friend not knowing what the hype about him was #the prettiest boy #feral raccoon boy

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lolahasmoxie · 11 months

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WARNING: Mentions of smut, MDNI. The reader is hinted at being plus-sized/bigger. Deal with it.

Eddie is low-key strong as FUCK.

Exhibit A: He practically puts Steve through a wall in the boathouse.

Exhibit B: He holds off the demobat army like it's nothing.

Exhibit C: He hauls Mike and Dustin out of their seats like it’s nothing.

So when you even HINT that you are too heavy for him, he gets offended.

Like really offended.

He will go out of his way and make it a point to show you how strong he really is.

He's getting all your groceries out of the car in one trip.

He starts wearing more tank tops to show off his guns.

Are you in the way? Bitch, he will pick you up and move you to the side.

And if that doesn't hammer the point across, he'll top it off by having your back pressed against the wall and your legs dangling over his forearms. And he'll have the audacity to ask you while he's railing the absolute shit out of you...

"Do you still think you're too heavy?"

dead.

#eddie munson #eddie munson smut #eddie munson headcannons #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x you #feral raccoon boy

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borgerbat · 6 months

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missing c!Tommy hours

#Give him BACK #i MISS him #my baby boy #MY GIRLYPOP #MY FERAL RACCOON CHILD #AAAAAHHHHHHHHH #screaming crying throwing up #im crying #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dsmp tommy #tommyinit fanart

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7reech · 4 months

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if he was a jedi, yes he would see the force as a mighty forest, where all the roots are connected. and force sensitives are all branched together, connected by vines and ivy and non-sensitives are tall grasses and fungi; just as important for this ecosystem but smaller, more protected, less loud.

#and yes if you are important to him even in his canon verse you are a tree in his brain #he has tree boy brain #ooc.#please i love his little ass so much pls accept my feral raccoon PLEASE

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gallawitchxx · 10 months

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Happy birthday BEEEE!!!

heheheheh THANK YOU LEM! 🖤

mickey may not have any civic pride, but we all know that there was love stored in that dip!!! I FEEL THE LOVE! xx

#hehehehe #i love you s1 feral raccoon boy #i love you lem #ask bee #answered #happy beecy day! 🥳

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meteortrails · 1 year

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if I think about superboy too long it genuinely makes me wanna put my head through a wall. anyways I think kon would like/jokingly listen to angry housewife country, especially when someone’s going through a breakup. it’s not HIS breakup music but if you wanna curl up on his couch and bitch about your new ex he IS gonna put Carrie underwood on

#superboy #he’s. the best fucking boy in the world ok. the batboys are like the feral raccoons who live in my backyard #but kon is like my beloved pet who I cradle in my arms and sing silly songs to and cry on when I’m drunk ok

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