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”Jason, what the hell does “Skibbidi rizz Ohio fanum tax light skin stare” mean?”

*pause*

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”

Imagine Jason pulling a "Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy" on Marvin

#falsettos #marvin gardens #jason falsettos

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WRONG

PUT JASON IN THERAPY, LIKE, ACTUAL THERAPY, PLEASE

even if you don’t know falsettos I’d love to see u vote based on their names💀💀💀

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did a bit of a sad falsettos spread. i wish they where happy

the comic was inspired by @loves_unkind on instagram

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Guys I was talking abt falsettos to my friend and said “Whizzer” and this mf goes “Rizzer”

#falsettos #whizzer brown #whizzer falsettos

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help I'm drawing gay people like there's no tomorrow

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help I'm drawing gay people like there's no tomorrow

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Yiddish Falsettos Headcanons

Act 1

Marvin and Trina argue in Yiddish when they don't want Whizzer and Jason to hear what they're saying

The word "פֿייגעלע (feygeleh)" is used a LOT

Whizzer isn't fluent or anything, but he actually understands most of it. He just doesn't let on because Marvin never asked

Mendel uses Yiddish words in like every other sentence, but can't hold or understand a conversation

Trina stops Marvin from arguing in Yiddish once Mendel starts being around all the time because "it's rude" and "it's not healthy" (really it's so that she and Mendel can team up on him)

Act 2

The "isn't he an asshole" bit in Year of the Child is absolutely in Yiddish. They love to shit talk Mendel in Yiddish

That's also what they're doing in everyone hates his parents

Marvin and Dr. Charlotte use hushed Yiddish to discuss Cordelia's... more experimental dishes

Dr. Charlotte calls Jason "באָבעלע (bubbeleh)" and he fake gags at it

Marvin and Whizzer (and sometimes Dr. Charlotte) strategically use Yiddish when they have to talk about something gay in public

Cordelia mispronounces Yiddish words in such funny ways that sometimes the whole family just starts saying them like that as a running bit

Whizzer teasingly calls Marvin "באַשערט (bashert)" and Marvin definitely does NOT tear up

Whenever anyone asks Jason where he learned Yiddish, he always says it was from Whizzer. Marvin and Trina spoke it better, but Whizzer was the one who cared enough to slow down and explain it to him.

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my father's a homo is the funniest fucking song in the world. this gay man and his ex-wife who both desperately want to seem like a nuclear family try to get their autistic son to agree to see a psych and he just goes "i want to talk to the twink".

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pspspsps has anyone been hunting for an orchestra boot for falsettos?

don’t tell anyone i told you guys, but…

act one: https://youtu.be/OImGArm2sDw?si=HNWfawj7o1cBnSWc

act two: https://youtu.be/NcMg54jD18Q?si=n3tL8RtAVpVGTGWS

#things i wanna save lol

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me when I die this is sad

I know this might hurt to hear for some but the ending of Falsettos is the necessary climax and conclusion to all of the men's character arcs.

Bill Finn didn't write it just to be a downer ending. He wrote it so Marvin would have to overcome his misogyny and take on a caregiving role and so he could learn to rely on his family for support.

He wrote it so Whizzer would have to overcome his pride and allow himself to be cared for and loved. To bring him and his family together.

He wrote it to knock Mendel down from his g-d complex. To show him he doesn't have the answers, that he has to help his family process their feelings instead of just pretending everything is fine.

He wrote it to teach Jason to give up his king, to concede, to learn from his mistakes. To teach him about being a man.

Whizzer's death happens at the end of Jason's bar mitzvah because it symbolizes all four men finally growing up. Becoming men. It is their final step out of falsettoland. Ignoring the ending robs them of their growth.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

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When a nature documentary you’re making turns into c@nnibalism $nuff film 😍

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c!wilbur

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

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stone but green eyes

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist