(disclaimer: no idea how karaoke bars work) Is this where the song title would be, and if so, could somebody less blind then me tell us what it is???
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I keep seeing people who say Nimona looks like a 14 or 15 year old and that Ballister is like in his early 20's.
And like I don't know if it's just me
But that man's in his 30's and the gremlin next to him doesn't look a day under 19. If I saw them in the wild I'd guess Nimona was a sophomore in collage (19-20) and Ballister was between 32-36.(honestly some of my coworkers are in their 40's and look like Ballister and Ambrosius so if it weren't for the knighting ceremony my guess would be a much wider range)
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If you want to make the season 9 war funnier remember that Doc is 46(?) Years old, while Grian is 29 and mumbo is 27.
From doc's perspective he's dealing with literal children.
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This is probably a dumb question, but who actually owns the IP/copyright for Gotham's vigilantes?
Because I'd feel like Bruce owning it would be an obvious dead giveaway. And based on his reaction to Batburger (and various other super merch), I can only assume that it kills him inside that he can't even attempt to risk buying the IP due to his constant paranoia towards maintaining secret identities.
I just wanna know the name of the lucky fucker that saw Batman & Co roaming around Gotham like a bunch of martial artist cryptids and just went:
"So are they ever gonna make official merch or is that just up for grabs?" and then just didn't look back lmao
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i’m thinking thoughts again
Barbie:
Lovely, DAVID, BABE, Freelancer, Lasko, Damien, Baby, Elliot, Milo, BESTIE, Aaron, SAM, Geordi, HONEY, Avior
Ken:
Vincent, ANGEL, ASHER, Gavin, (Lasko’s Listener), Huxley, Ollie, Sunshine, Sweetheart, BLAKE, Smartass, DARLIN, Cutie, GUY, Starlight
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i find it genuinely shocking that house and wilson didnt kiss at least once.
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I’ve literally never read ATYD but from what I’ve heard I feel like canon teen Snape would want to strangle him to death himself. Idk homie gives the vibes of the Marauders but evil and green.
ATYD!Snape: ugh. Mudbloods, am I right? Don’t tell Lily I said that, just still feel angry over Tobias, that selfish dick.
Teen!Snape: Yeah,,, sure,, {Merlin help me or I will snap every single Slytherin and Griffindor here’s necks into pieces and fry their hands in a man-sized toaster.}
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I'm very normal about the amazing digital circus, so I'll write my wildass thoughts down.
What if the way the characters look is symbolic of what their previous lives were?
We see that Gangle has two masks: a happy one, which constantly breaks, and a sad one, which I assume is her (their?) real face. It's obvious that before being isekai'd into the circus Gangle probably was hiding behind the metaphorical mask of happiness, like a lot of depressed people do.
Kinger is, well, a Chess king piece. And Chess kings are the weakest pieces on the board, allowed to move in any direction, but only by one step. Heck, the entire game basically boils down to protecting your king piece! And we already saw in the character introduction videos that Kinger is paranoid, or at least really anxious. Of course a Chess king would be paranoid, because there are no other pieces around to protect him; and, as I said earlier, the Chess kings are the weakest pieces on the board. If you corner the opponent's King, the game ends and you win.
I saw someone theorizing that Jax could be a rabbit because he abused a rabbit in his previous life, as many cruel people start out by abusing animals. And we already know that Jax is an asshole who plays cruel pranks on everyone.
Now, this is pure speculation on my part, but Pomni could have felt like she's a fool for everyone to gawk and laugh at in her previous life. And you know what was the other name for jesters? Fools.
Ragatha could have been the kind of person to laugh and brush everything off as if it's nothing, as seen in her introductory video, when someone throws a whole ass MEAT CLEAVER at her, and she just laughs and moves on. Maybe the reason she's a rag doll is because she used to let others push her around in her old life (Remember No girl's toy from Raggedy Ann and Andy: the musical adventure? Andy sings "you can PUSH me, shove me, turn me around" right at the start, and Ragatha's design seems to be an homage to the raggedy Ann dolls)
Now, I have no idea whatever the fuck Zooble could have had going on in their previous life. Maybe that's the point? Maybe they were hard to decipher.
Anyway, thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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