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idiotsonlyevent · 2 months
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slavic chilchuck moodboard
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thatsrightice · 2 months
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Crosby definitely accidentally walks in on people all the time and gets so flustered he just immediately leaves and refuses to talk about it. Because he’s mortified right, like this little modest anxious mess of a man feels awful for disrupting their peace and… quiet. Unfortunately it doesn’t happen just once, it just keeps happening to him and every time he dies a little on the inside
When you share a bunk house with 15 other men, you’re bound to walk in on things you aren’t meant to see. So when he walks in and sees two of them going at it, he immediately leaves. At least it was one of their beds and not his own.
Usually when his bunk house is occupied he’ll go to the officer’s club or busy himself somehow, but one day he was just too exhausted and sat down. He passed out like that leaning against the door and was startled awake when the two were leaving.
One time after a mission he had forgotten to grab his parachute from the plane, so he had to walk a quarter of a mile to get it so he could return it to the riggers. He quietly opens the hatch but before he could heave himself in, he hears it. Yeah, nope. He’ll get that parachute tomorrow morning.
The showers because of course
He had to deliver some paperwork to one of the offices in the mission planning room and noticed some shadows in one of the upper offices. He decided putting the papers on the table was close enough.
There was a time where he was sitting on his bed reading a book when suddenly two men came stumbling in, touching and kissing all over each other. He figured they’d notice he was there but turns out they were very much oblivious to his presence. He luckily got out of there before it got too serious.
Every time it happens they’ll try to cautiously confront him or straight up corner him, but before they can speak he immediately starts to apologize a million times and is close to crying because he’s borderline having a panic attack. They’re immediately concerned like “heyyy buddy, it’s okay” but like at the same time “you’re not gonna tell anyone, right?” And he’s immediately all red like he would never yell anyone. Why would he want to tell anyone he just walked in on them going at it, that’s embarrassing af. Besides, it’s none of his business.
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taegularities · 2 years
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wait queen do you have any emotional jk fic recs 🫶
hello bestie, i 100% do, bcos i read way too many jk fics (tho i haven't read a few of those yet!)
i'll be home by @wwillowww
melomaniac & make it right by @jungkxook
alive by @joheunsaram
glitter and disquiet by ^
euphoria by @btssavedmylifeblr
swipe right by @ppersonna
idealizations concerning real life relations by @venusiangguk
whatever it takes by @thotantics
to the moon by @hoebii
lowkey by @xpeachesncream
that which still haunts us by @nottodayjjk
i meant what i said by @casuallyimagining
bitchin' by @kinktae
petals with luv by @hisunshiine
supernova by @jeonqkooks
kismet by @jeonfrvr
there u goooo !!
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candyuu · 2 years
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can you imagine if because of Anakin’s extreme connection to the force his eyes could change just by having dark thoughts even without tapping into the dark and following through on them.(maybe it’s the force’s way to warn people around him so that him becoming a murderer doesn’t catch anyone off guard/ people can help him get back on track or whatever. I think the force™️ would be funny like that when it comes to the chosen one and also imagine how helpful that would have been like obviously there were so many signs of him falling to the dark side but really a physical one would have done the job so well. rip) So one day when Anakin sees someone flirting with his master on a mission, he gets so angry and possessive, as per usual but when this person decides to touch his master he straight up considers murder. But he doesn’t end up doing anything bad because he doesn’t want to disappoint Obi-Wan. However he notices his eyes changed and wears a hood the whole way back. He starts panicking and doesn’t understand how it happened but hopes in time it will pass. Obi-Wan notices his strange behavior and is worried Anakin got hurt or something so he takes Anakin to his quarters and takes the hood off his head.
Cut to Anakin on his knees looking down embarrassed and Obi-Wan grabbing his chin (I’m obsessed with that mental image for some reason,) and tilting his head back up to look into his golden eyes
“Anakin, what have you done?” he asks in horror.
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monkeyballwiki · 2 years
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celebs accidentally calling for another 9/11 masterpost
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bemorekleinman · 2 years
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me listening to a musical about the most terrible heartwrenching tragic fucked up shit to ever exist
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astarions-wife · 5 months
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Okay y’all. Buckle in, I might have information about Violet’s (Vampire Spawn Violet) identity. So shoutout to @sadanduncertain for linking me to this tweet, but one of the writers confirms that the “banned patron” book in act 2 is in fact referencing Astarion, which infers that Astarion (probably over a century ago, before the Shadow Curse took over) was definitely near Moonrise, which means it isn’t at all unlikely that any of the spawn could’ve been there, or even have been from there.
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Near the House of Healing, there’s a graveyard. There are a LOT of graves here you can interact with, but this one in particular caught my attention.
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Violet Goldhammer.
Now spawn Violet, there’s very little known about her, except she’s a little bratty. Who’s to say she wasn’t a little bit of a bratty, young singer, who got whisked away to Baldur’s Gate? I just think it’s interesting because we don’t usually see name repeats in the game, and we know that spawn being around this area isn’t unheard of.
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dozydawn · 10 months
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some women w prominent eyebags/dark circles as a feature bc it’s so attractive
Anna Magnani
Tyra Banks
Sylvia Sidney
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keymintt · 1 year
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i’m sure this has been at least mentioned before but one of the things that’s so fucking funny to me abt kim is that, for all the shit he gives you (harry) when you try to get him to dance or wear the piss jacket, he actually wants to do those things to some extent
over the course of the game you can’t get him (or other characters for that matter) to do things he doesn’t want to do. disco elysium isn’t a power fantasy game like that. don’t get me wrong some things he needs to be convinced/challenged for, but he can and does outright Refuse things at times like when you suggest getting on the kineema and cutting the body down from there, not going into the tent with the ravers, or not climbing up the shitty feld building ladder, etc. and there are also definitely moments when he reluctantly puts up with harry/the player’s antics bc harry’s persistent and it’ll just put a quicker end to things to be like, “yeah sure fine i’ll eat the sandwich“ or, “i'll spare you another *20 hour mind-project*— yes, i am”
when you really badger him into dancing in the church and pass the authority check, he of course puts up some resistance but then goes, “now check *this* shit out!“ and starts busting it down! if he was reluctant to dance, he’d totally just do some stupid lil shimmy to appease harry with the same enthusiasm of, “oh god more cryptids” but no! he starts “heel kick[ing] the church floor with such intensity, it’s reasonable to fear he’ll kick a hole right through it“ he had those moves Locked And Loaded, but it’s not like he was gonna bust them out oh god no, then harry pulls his rank on him and he thinks “well everyone else here can see that the guy making a bigger fool of himself is ordering me to do it so i guess it’s okay for me to“
(thinking abt that, there’s prolly something to also say there abt music being a sort of outlet for kim. in my brain the anodic dance music and the shit speedfreaks fm plays have more in common than not, but kim also strikes me as somewhat of a music snob about that sort of stuff so. i dunno)
and then the pissfaggot jacket! when you’re trying to convince him to put it on he essentially says “you’re gonna keep bothering me about this no matter what“ but at the end of the interaction he still puts the jacket on and keeps it on! “the first chance i get, this thing’s coming off“ yeah right, the first chance he had was immediately after putting it on, harry clearly doesn’t give a shit if kim leaves him hanging fashion-wise, he’s the one who puts on the fuck the world jacket first! and once harry takes off the fuck jacket, the piss jacket is gone too, so it basically boils down to “as long as i’m following around this guy who’s making a bigger fool of himself, i can do this thing that i wanted to do got coerced into going along with“ 
kim’s also like “it really *does* look cool to have both of these jackets on right now“ once he puts it on like who are you kidding bro. your lame ass wanted this. sure he wanted to be a jackass and take the jackets but he also confiscated those hubcaps because they were cool and he was gonna eventually install them, was he not gonna steal the jacket to wear it?
he has his pristine little Image to uphold so he’ll only do things he wants to do if it looks like he’s being forced to and/or he won’t be the biggest fool in the room because god forbid he expresses himself. there’s plenty of deeper analysis here in conjunction with how he relishes in having control over his desires and how harry’s someone who can get him to break his rigid self-control and let loose a bit, but for me it just boils down to:
he’s so fucking lame and it’s so fucking funny
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arrenkae · 8 months
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Companion age facts:
Shadowheart is over 40, she says she gave 40 years of her life to Shar. Elf genes are no joke
Wyll is 24, he says he left Baldur's Gate 7 years ago, and he was 17 when that happened
Karlach was in her teens 10 years ago when she was sent to Avernus, so late 20s
Halsin is 350
Astarion was turned 200+ years ago when he was 39, and keep in mind that he's an elf so in elf years he was a literal baby
Lae'zel is also super young, considering that she hasn't killed her first mind flayer yet; I think her writer confirmed her being 21 or so
Gale is a wizard so who knows
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chrisrin · 9 months
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none of these are set in-stone and i didn't draw most of my designs with weapons but here's what their weapons are in my head! (debatable/up for change)
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crimsonbubble · 4 months
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who in mk and why is it kenshi/johnny/smoke/kuai liang
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siren-of-agony · 1 month
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Reasons why the comic relief character keeps joking even when going through something horrible, shocking the people around them and reframing their behavior:
Joy is the only emotion they allow themselves, has been for a long time. All the others hurt too much. They're hidden so deep that even now, when they'd be needed, they can't be reached.
They're scared. They're always so scared. They want to scream, they want to cry, they want to run. But they've started making jokes long ago, and the people around them seemed less scared then. And that made them feel saver in return. So they continue joking, even now, especially now, because they're terrified.
This? Oh honestly, this is nothing. They've had worse. Seriously (ha!), why everyone so serious?
They know the people around them need this. They've always been so good at reading people, at knowing when levity is needed. Everyone assumed their humor was accidental, with how often they made a fool of themselves, but it was all calculated, and wasn't it worth it, if their friends never lost that spark in their eyes?
They know their role. They have a place in their group because they make the others laugh. This is why they care for them, this is why they're worth something. They will be left behind when they stop making them laugh. Please, please, they have to laugh.
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batbabydamian · 4 months
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Hey, I started reading Robin son of Batman because of your recommendation (I literally have a print of your post on my phone to not forget lol). Honestly? One of the best things I ever read!!!
Thank you for opening my eyes! Damian has been one of my favorite characters for over a year, but I didn't read/watch much of him because of school, life (and probably an executive dysfunction in the mix).
Maya is incredible. I loved her.
I haven't finished all the issues yet, but do you have any other recommendations?
WAH this makes me so happy, i'm glad you still gave it a shot even with how busy life is!! ;v;
i’d love to give reccs, and i’ll try to go a beginner friendly route! tbh you can pick up whatever here, but since you've read R:SOB i’d immediately follow up with Batman and Robin (2011) #1-8! this first arc is what’s referred to in Maya’s introduction, and it's just. so good.
Main Books
Batman and Robin (2009)
Dick as Batman with Damian as his Robin!
#20-22 Tree of Blood: Dark Knight vs White Knight arc is done by Tomasi and Gleason, the team for the next Batman and Robin series
*Batman and Robin (2011)
Bruce and Damian figuring out their relationship as both Batman & Robin and father & son
imo you can enjoy the ride and read straight through this but i’ll add context to avoid as much confusion as possible since there’s the occasional tie-in or offscreen events, like Damian’s death nbd
Batman Incorporated (2012) #1-10
events leading to Damian's death - affects Batman and Robin (2011) from issue #18
kind of a tough read especially with how Talia's written, but a lot of iconic bits like Batcow, Damian's vegetarian declaration, Alfred the cat, "We Were the Best, Richard."
Robin (2021)
another self-discovery adventure, particularly after Alfred’s death and a fallout with Bruce (and questionable writing choices from his last Teen Titans run)
Batman and Robin (2023)
currently ongoing! after a number of events, Bruce and Damian are back as a duo
Damian Dynamics!
Batman: Streets of Gotham (2009) #7, 10-12
arc where Damian meets one of his first Gotham friends, Colin Wilkes
Batgirl (2009) #5-7, #17
Steph and Damian dynamic! "the bad cop, worse cop" dysfunctional duo
Red Robin (2009) #13-14
early Tim and Damian dynamic that of course includes fighting haha. funny enough, accidentally my first intro to Damian LOL
Teen Titans (2003) #89-92
Dick!Batman has Damian join the Teen Titans. Start of Damian and Rose Wilson dynamic that’s extended in Robin (2021)
Batman: Gates of Gotham (2011)
Damian meets Cass and has a brief team up
Gotham Academy (2015) #7
Damian meets Maps Mizoguchi! they have a few other meetings, but outside of that the series itself is a great read!
Robin War Event (2015)
Robin War (2015) #1, Grayson (2014) #15, Detective Comics (2011) #47, We Are Robin (2015) #7, Robin: Son of Batman (2015) #7, Robin War (2015) #2
Duke and Damian dynamic! not exactly beginner friendly but these are the main issues in order for the event! you can also read the TPB version for everything including Tie-Ins
Nightwing (2016) #16-20, #42, #43
#16-20 Nightwing and Robin arc!
#42 Dick on a mission to save Damian! the one appearance of "Wiggles" the dragon
#43 Dick, Roy, and Damian team-up
New Talent Showcase 2018 "Catwoman: Pedigree"
Selina, Damian, and Alfred the cat
Batman: Prelude to the Wedding - Robin vs. Ra's Al Ghul (2018)
Selina, Damian, and Cheese Viking - Damian's fav game shown in Nightwing: Rebirth (2016)
Monkey Prince (2022) #1-4
Marcus Sun Shugel-Shen's main comic, but Damian features as a fun dynamic here before they're in more serious circumstances in Batman VS Robin (2022)/Lazarus Planet event
Superman (2016) #10 - 11
the beginning of the Super Sons! featuring Maya!
Super Sons (2017)
solitary arcs but there’s a few event tie-in issues later
Adventures of the Super Sons (2018)
literally more Super Sons adventures lol galactic shenanigans yeehaw
Challenge of the Super Sons (2020) 
Super Sons time shenanigans feat. the Justice League
Robin 80th Anniversary (2020)
"Boy Wonders" - brief Damian feature as Tim considers his next step in life
"My Best Friend" - Jon's thoughts on Damian and their dynamic
"Bat and Mouse" - refers to Damian's unfortunate Teen Titans (2016) run at the time of release which follows up with Teen Titans Annual #2 where Damian briefly gives up Robin
Extra Comics!
Superman/Batman (2003) #77
Kara and Damian in a Halloween team-up! also the appearance of "Li'l Matches" lol
DCU Halloween Special '09 "Cavity Search"
Damian out on a solo mission for Halloween night. Immediately after is Tim's Red Robin story "Then and Now: Our Father's Sins" which is more somber in contrast but also a good read!
DCU Halloween Special 2010 "Robin the Vampire Slayer"
a Dick!Batman and Robin story featuring the vampire Andrew Bennett
Cursed Comics Cavalcade (2018) "The Devil You Know"
Halloween themed comic with a sweet short story of Damian alongside Solomon Grundy
DC's Terrors Through Time (2022)
"Trick or Treat" a Super Sons Halloween story
"The Haunting of Wayne Manor" Damian and Deadman story - in the end, Boston kinda refers to Nezha's possession of Damian in Batman VS Robin (2022) which was happening at the time of this release
Batman: Li'l Gotham (2013)
lighthearted series that instantly makes me smile with the silliness and Dustin Nguyen’s art i love this dearly
Secret Origins (2014) #4 "A Boy's Life"
a retelling of Damian's origin story
Detective Comics (2016) #1001-1005
Batman and Robin vs the Arkham Knight (unrelated to the game)
Truth & Justice (2021) #6/#16 - 18 Digital First version
cute story of Damian’s birthday! Juni Ba’s art is so fun!!
DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration (2021) “Special Delivery”
short story about Damian! and poisoned pizzas. completely forgot the artist Sami Basri drew Rebirth Damian here before catboy Damian lol Cass’s story “Sounds” is also cute! Marcus makes his first appearance in "The Monkey Prince Hates Superheroes"
DC VS Vampires (2021)
Damian makes appearances throughout this elseworlds book, but the one-shot DC VS Vampires: Hunters (2022) is vampire Damian-centric!
Batman: Black and White (2021) #5
“Father & Son Outing” short story written and drawn by Jorge Jimenez!
Batman: Urban Legends (2021) #20-23
#20 “My Son” Talia and Bruce focus
#20 - 23 “The Murder Club” 4 Parts
Tiny Titans (2008) #33, #39, #45, #47
a few appearances but SO CUTE, LOOK AT HIM
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*Batman and Robin (2011) reading guide
i'm mostly trying to avoid the "what did i just walk in on?" kinda feeling when i first started reading comics LOL i'll list the comics where events take place, but you don't necessarily have to read them to go through this book since things are usually explained as quickly as possible in the first page or so
#0 Someday Never Comes
Talia and baby Damian before he grows up to meet Bruce
#1-8 Born to Kill
just an incredibly solid arc for Bruce and Damian!
#9 Court of Owls Tie-In Issue
Damian VS a Court of Owls Talon. While Bruce is occupied with a home invasion of Talons, Alfred makes a call for allies to protect targeted Gotham public figures from Talons. During Batman (2011) #1-11
#10-12 Terminus
Damian challenges the previous Robins sans Steph
Batman Incorporated (2012) is occurring at this time where Talia has placed a bounty on Damian and there's small mentions of that
#13-14 Eclipsed/Devoured
mostly solitary arc! end of it leads into the Death of the Family event
#15-16 Death of the Family Tie-In Issues
Damian and Joker face-off... Alfred's been kidnapped by the Joker, and Damian goes looking for him. During Batman (2011) #13-17
#17 Life is but a Dream - Death of the Family Epilogue
a sort of subconscious check-in through the dreams of Damian, Alfred, and Bruce. Nightwing (2011) #17 features Damian encouraging Dick after Death of the Family events
#18 Undone "Requiem"
Bruce dealing with Damian's death from Batman Incorporated #8
other reactions to Damian's death: Dick in Nightwing (2011) #18, Tim in Teen Titans (2011) #18
#19-23 Denial, Rage, The Bargain, Despair, Acceptance
Bruce through the stages of grief with some batfam appearances in each. also introduces Carrie Kelley into continuity as Damian's acting tutor.
Batman (2011) #19-20 also addresses Bruce's loss
#23.1-23.4
these could be skipped - villain stories, also related to Forever Evil event.
#24-28 The Big Burn
optional Batman and Two-Face/Harvey Dent arc, #23.1 is part of this story!
Damian's resurrection and return
#29-32 The Hunt for Robin
Ras took Talia and Damian's bodies from their graves, and Bruce goes after him.
-> Robin Rises: Omega
continues events from #32. if you don't want to jump to this, basically, Glorious Godfrey and a bunch of parademons from Apokolips are here for a chaos shard which Ra's put in Damian's sarcophagus. at some point, Bruce gets a hold of the shard where he sees a vision that leads him to believe Damian can be resurrected. Godfrey ends up taking the shard, along with Damian's body since it was emitting the same energy.
#33-37 Robin Rises
Bruce hellbent on retrieving Damian from Apokolips and reviving him
-> Robin Rises: Alpha
necessary to read and continues events from #37! Damian's back with a bang lol
#38-40 Superpower
Damian adjusting to having superpowers and being alive again
Annual #1 2013 Batman Impossible
sweet (and funny) one-shot of Damian sending Bruce on a meaningful scavenger hunt around the world while Damian gets to be the cutest Batman for a bit
Annual #2 2014 Batman and Robin: Week One
one-shot takes place during Damian's absence. after Bruce and Alfred find a mystery gift left for Dick, Dick recounts a story he had told Damian from his Robin days.
Annual #3 2015 Moonshot
one-shot Batman and Robin adventure on the moon!
...and of course after Batman and Robin (2011), Damian's story continues in his first solo Robin: Son of Batman (2015)!
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lionheartedmusings · 5 months
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oh yeah i feel the need to say this bc tumblr ecosystems are different but like... you can say the most chaotic, random ass bullshit and you'll probably have someone say "bet". you'll see things that'll make you do a double take and the thing is, 99.99% of the time no one's serious, we're all just fucking around.
common place jokes are "foolhalo gay sex" (every time they talk it is gay sex, it's not sexualization it's... a vibe) and "when there's no streams there may or may not be fake unreality omegaverse discourse on your dash and it's a joke but also it might summon content creator aypierre".
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batgirlballs · 11 months
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Psychic Girls <3
Psychic girls who send you dirty thoughts at inappropriate times to make you squirm. <3 Psychic girls who restrain you down with telekinesis when you’re being bratty. <3 Psychic girls who use illusions to enhance the experience. <3 Psychic girls who use their future sight to prepare for what you’re gonna want her to do to you next. <3 Psychic girls who mind meld with you in the aftercare. <3
Feel free to add your own ideas to what psychic girls could do to you in the tags! :3
This is about gayass transass sex, cishets, please ignore.
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