#feeding a squirrel

[my-moms-garden]

hydrating a baby squirrel (about 2 weeks?) that I rescued from a cat yesterday | Feb 2023

#squirrel #baby squirrel #if someone knows what to feed him please tell me #feeding a squirrel #squirrels #costa rica

[milligramspoison]

The face of a man who started Brendon Urie’s career and ended it by leaking the fact he and Sarah were having a baby a whole month before Brendon himself could announce it

#he was a feeding a squirrel or something in this screenshot too #real life disney princess fr fr #pete wentz #fall out boy #fob #brendon urie #sarah urie #panic! at the disco #p!atd

[hcnnibal]

why aren’t squirrels allowed to eat from the bird feeders? :(

#like if we are feeding one little guy #why is it bad that another little guy also eats #genuinely dont understand #why make seeds spicy? #why cant squirrel eat?

[invinciblerodent]

Replaying from the beginning, I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that Astarion actually expected us to not immediately clock that he's a vampire. And I know this has been said before, but it's so hilarious.

He's over there, thinking himself suave and secretive, with such decor as...

A clearly bloody glass cup sitting right in front of his tent, in a puddle of blood, as the very first thing you see

another bloody goblet at his feet, with stains that do not look anything like wine on his white carpet

jars of blood inside his open tent, complete with a very clear bloodstain on the pallet under his bedroll

this clearly labeled bloodbank jar, covered in bloodstains, just on the table right next to him

this veritable dinner table napkin covered in blood, and of course, the pièce de résistance,

the fucking mirror in clear view, angled perfectly so that if he wasn't a vampire, you should be able to see his ass in it in premier plan when approaching from the campfire.

Not only is he very clearly a vampire, but he's also an excessively messy eater, which honestly makes the fact that he is only revealed on the third night a downright humiliating admonishment of the party's collective intelligence.

(Though, armed with the knowledge that he cannot seem to keep blood in his mouth, there is also some real potential here for the first act of physical tenderness he experiences in centuries to be the player character just... absently wiping a drop of their blood off his chin with their hand after a feeding.)

#not the first feeding of course but like the third maybe #i think i'll headcanon that iona did that #just an unconscious action; a very simple and natural expression of care #he jerks back ofc like she slapped him #like he had just lifted off her and they're both still slightly dazed #they're looking at each other for a moment from like... three inches away still; catching their respective breaths #and she just said “here; let me just--” and... did it. without thinking #and it's weirdly intimate and kind of awkward the next day but they both decide to not mention it #baldur's gate 3 #squirrel plays bg3 #(yes I know Astarion doesn't need to breathe and I've said so before) #(but I still have decided that I like to think “faking” it comes as naturally as... well as breathing should) #(I do think he is prone to temporarily forgetting to breathe in emotionally charged moments though) #oc: iona raedir

[frogs-in3-hills]

obsessed with grian’s choices in his first vault heist

#hc 9 #hermitcraft fanart #grian #mumbo jumbo #silly sully art #watching from mumbos pov really just made him look like. just a creature. a little guy #like watching a squirrel eat bird feed off the ground from your window #i’m sure grian was trying to do Something (haven’t watched his pov yet) but. why.

[bigmeatpete69420]

IM GETTING BULLIED OUT OF MY #PEANUTS BY #SQUIRRELS

ATTENTION MUTUALS AND ANY INTERESTED PARTY:

The war between me and the squirrels is over they have claimed an entire and decisive victory

#fox squirrel #i love squirrels #squirrels #Squirrel #bigmeatpetebirds #feedlot #feed your local creature #feed your local animal #please excuse my everything

[lowkeyed1]

a) in awe at the size of this lad b) bode c) chomky d) other _________________

#squirrel #i think i'm feeding them enough huh

[fowlblue]

Friendly reminder from a wildlife rehabilitation student here, as we approach baby season in many regions-

Leave baby animal care to the professionals! If you find a baby animal, be it bird or bunny, call your local wildlife rehabilitation center for advice on what to do, as it’s highly situational and depends on species. The fact stands regardless of circumstance- you aren’t equipped to care for it! Leave it to the professionals! Otherwise, as sad as it is to say, you could be condemning that baby animal to death!

#i have already heard stories of baby squirrels getting kidnapped to be raised by animal lovers this baby season so I wanted to put this here #i assure you it is not as simple as buying some random domestic animal formula and trying to feed it yourself- in fact if you have to #transport that baby animal to a rehabilitator- please don’t feed it at all!! that could be extremely dangerous #respect wildlife from a distance and appreciate their presence but don’t put them (or yourself) at risk!

[mistilteinn-magolor]

Magomarch Day 4: Traitor

hehehehe look at him the silly awaawwawa (do not notice he is accidentally built like an hourglass oop)

#squirrel's art #kirby #magolor #traitor magolor #gotta feed the thems #no one ever draws him :( #magomarch #magomarch 2024

[batwynn]

Mission to befriend local crows status: success

#we did it lads #crows #crow friends #corvids #we’ve got a mated pair #currently using the bird bath to soften their food so it’s DISGUSTING #but that means flirty feeding or BABIES #so I need to clean that out today and fill with some fresh water #but they know the call and come and hang out now #and on the plus side there are no more squirrels in the yard #breaking into my house and pulling out all the insulation #the downside is the little birds have been bathing in dead animal and peanut soup

[thewillowoaklady]

My squirrel friends

#the willow oak lady posts #nature #nature photography #north carolina #photographers on tumblr #photography #animal photography #wildlife photography #squirrel #squirrels #squirrel photography #photographer #squirrel friends #yes i feed them peanuts

[taylorshope]

#mark fans i am feeding you out of my hand like sam with that squirrel #supermassive games #the dark pictures anthology #the devil in me #charlie lonnit #mark nestor #jamie tiergan #erin keenan #kate wilder #markate #kinda #text meme #text post meme #text post

[alcnfr]

A few squirrels (Sciurus carolinensis) on a wet day....

#nature #my photography #feedlot #squirrel #nature photography #gray squirrel #wildlife photography #chickenic table #bird feeding

[bigmeatpete69420]

Fox squirrel

#bigmeatpetegarden #bigmeatpetebirds #squirrel #feed your local creature

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

Okay so I'm seeing a lot of 'Sun sucks at cooking he he can't make cereal properly leave the cooking to Moon he's the best at it' in domestic aus

And that's great! I love that idea! But consider the following: absolutely none of you know anything about cooking.

I mean, sure, Sun's been cutting apple slices with peanut butter for so long he's got it down to an art, and his PB &J sandwiches are to die for. Moon's got directions to make tea and applesauce and instant jello for the kids that they share in their headspace. But that's pretty much the limit for their cooking expertise. So put them near a toaster? Yeah, they can figure it out. A microwave? Moon put a fork in it to see what would happen after Sun saw something about it online and got to 20 seconds before you slam into the kitchen and shut it off. And then talk their audio receptors off by scolding them for putting metal in the microwave and being in the kitchen without your supervision.

All you have to send them is a look and they decide to leave the oven alone.

Speaking of your skills...

Well.

While you're no 'master chef', you've picked up enough to scrape by. A few years on your own will do that to you. Compared to what your boys know, you're practically a god in the kitchen.

So you, with your grand total of maybe 15-20 recipes (half of which have cottage cheese or yogurt incorporated into them) are appointed head of the kitchen.

You're really only slightly better than the boys, but you at least know how to turn on a stove. Still, your skill level is really only enough to make the same few meals throughout the week. So, you all decide to figure it out together.

You look up some recipes online, grab some stuff from the store and dump it all onto the counter. The ingredients are nothing you haven't seen before (the boys regard the flour as some foreign and ancient play-doh from the stone ages), but you can't remember the last time you bought some of this stuff.

After you take in the wonders of vanilla extract and brown sugar, you pick something hopefully easy enough that it'll be impossible to mess up. Cookies aren't that hard. You remember making them when you were younger, and they usually came out alright.

You also remember that you were 9 and had adult supervision to make sure you didn't screw up.

And now you're the most competent adult in this operation.

You try not to picture the apartment going down in flames.

It doesn't actually go terribly. You manage to handle it pretty well, all things considered. Moon grabs your wrist before you pour the eggs into the flour, reminding you that you're supposed to do your dries, then your wets, and then your chips. You're pretty sure he only reminded you so he can keep sneaking chips into his cheeks when you're not looking, but you let him have it. You also elect not to say anything when you catch them pouring more chips into the bowl when you're not looking.

Sun spends the entire time obsessing over the shape of the cookies, making sure they're all perfectly rounded and spread out on the pan. Moon wedges a chocolate chip deep into the center of a few of them, watching his brother panic over the now 'ruined' cookies. He gets over it eventually, though, joining his brother in front of the oven to watch the dough rise and expand as the torturous waiting for them to bake begins. You pull out the tray and inspect your work.

They're...not that bad, in all honesty. There are little things that could be improved, but otherwise, you're pretty proud of your guy's progress.

You're not as happy about the mess, though. It looks like a hurricane has stormed through your kitchen, a fact that is quickly brought to the attention of your boys as they scramble to wipe down countertops and toss eggshells away.

...

I dunno how to end this cuz my endings suck so there it is, thank you for attending my ted talk.

#sorry to bother #don't mind me #fnaf sun x reader #fnaf moon x reader #i kinda just made the assumption that they can eat in this one #not sure if i should make that a thing in my fic #probably not #it just works better here #moon's definitely the type to steal chips when he thinks you're not looking #even if he couldn't eat them he'd steal them #and peanuts #to go feed them to the squirrels #y/n probably has to tell them that chocolate is bad for the squirrels at some point tho #i think if moon could eat he'd def have a sweet tooth #but uh anyways yeah there's that #drabble