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ciderwitch · 1 year

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Mhm mhm *throws kink HCS at you*

🔞 MDNI as usual because I'm a menace

For Boss Emmet Boss Ingo separately (maybe next I could do Officer Nanu and Gym Leader Kabu. Gilf Edition)

Warning! This is horny and also long. TW: Overstim, Kink themes. Not complete by any means but some I could imagine them enjoying.

Boss Emmet

Daddy/Master Kink. I know it. You know it. He knows it. The first time you let either slip out of your mouth it's over.

Cock-warming, though it surprises him as much as you. You both discover it when you jokingly wish you could just hang out with his cock in you and... Yeah. Tease him too much and it might turn into something else, though.

He loves manhandling and being stronger than his S/O. He enjoys pinning you down, wrestling for control, and just holding you up in general. You're whimpers are just so cute when he fucks you against the wall!

Overstimulation/Begging/Desperation for sure. He's not sure why, but something about the way you squirm away when he's nailing you too much, too deep! makes him absolutely feral.

He hates when you're sad, but the way you cry when he's pressed behind your prone form and just slamming his fat cock into your hole as you're forced to cum around him for the fourth time? He's addicted.

He's the same in reverse, however. He would love it just as much if his partner wanted to top him in the same ways. Tell him no, that he has to watch you without touching or even just manhandle him into a good position and watch him nearly weep from desperation to fuck you.

Also he would love to be your horny puppy mistress.

Dirty talk and says the nastiest shit. Would corner you in the subway and put his hand between your legs and just let loose, waiting until you were practically grinding into his hand to walk away with a wide smile and tip of his hat. His lack of intonation just makes it sound so casual, the jerk!

Praise kink. Call him your good boy, all yours, or "my Emmet" and he's yours forever. Tell him you love him and he crumbles. Will immediately turn rough Emmet into soft Emmet because he really is soft inside. He's also just addicted to you.

Boss Ingo

Him and Emmet really share most of kinks, but like certain things a little more than the other.

Ingo likes free use, for example. Only at home and only if it's you, but something about you just pushing him down on the couch and taking your pleasure from him without a care makes him a desperate flushed mess. Knowing he's always at your service drives him wild. (Emmet likes the idea but is not nearly patient enough for this) Cock-warming ties into this for him. It's so casually intimate that it makes him blush.

Praise kink like Emmet, but if you praise him during sex he will fuck you even harder. Will talk endlessly about how he loves you, how good you feel, how perfect you are. He could probably get off untouched from praise alone. He moans like a whore and will apologize, but if you praise him for it it will help his confidence.

Breeding kink. Emmet shares this one a bit, but Ingo loses his mind at the idea of marking you up inside, filling you in a way only he can, and claiming you as his. It's less about making a family with you (although that excites him, too) but more about the little possessive joy it brings him to know you're his in that way. The cum kink is a bonus. He finds it dirty, so if you desire it you have to assure him you're okay with it.

If you gently dom and dote on him he will never be able to recover. Take your time to get comfortable together, tell him what a good boy he is while jacking him off and teasing him ever-so-much will have him putty in your hands. Soft loving sex really is the way he prefers it.

That said... He loves having sex in the office or on the train. He has a slight voyeur streak but would never want to share your beautiful body with anyone else in such a way. He won't do anything with other people around like Emmet might but he would fuck you against his the office window.

Absolutely debilitating domesticity kink. Wants to be your man so, so, so bad. Happy Malewife.

#ingo #imagine #pokemon x reader smut #submas ingo #submas smut #submas emmet #submas headcanon #tw overstimulation #tw kink #submas #submas x reader #submas x reader smut #🚇

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yaboyhoney · 10 months

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Hey! Idk if you're still taking asks, but I was curious if you'd be willing to write Nanu x transmasc reader smut. I've had brain rot for this man for years but I don't see a lot of content for him and I'd give anything 😩

Nanu x Transmasc Reader SMUT NSFW MINORS DNI

Ohhhh expect this man to go hog wild with all of the kitty accessories for you

Gets you your own collar, cat ears, pretty ankle and wrist frilly cuffs and such. Will leash you up when he feels like you've been bad enough

Calls you his kitten, gender doesn't matter to him, will get you an engraved locket plus collar combo to make everyone know you belong to him.

Sometimes being Kahuna means paperwork, if that's the case, he keeps you on a short leash so you're his little fuck toy underneath the desk. Keep his fat fucking cock nice and warm while he does his paperwork. His reward? Fucking your handsome face until he feels satisfied. Nanu doesn't care too much if you blow him while he's talking to someone on the radio or in his office, as long as you keep quiet. He has a good poker face but definitely expect him to be a little rougher with you when he's done with his job.

He loves your pussy a little too much. When he doesn't have the stamina or energy to keep up with you sexually, he treats you by finger fucking you or treating you to a couple of hours with a certain toy collection he has. His fingers are just right, calloused and thick in the right kind of ways and his collection of toys keeps you occupied.

When he DOES have the sexual energy, he's possessive, demanding, and forceful. Handcuffs your wrists to your collar so you're sweet, submissive, and forced to obey.

There's something really demanding about him wanting eye contact with you. He loves your love drunk expressions as your eyes roll back by the 3rd orgasm he's making you have.

#I didn't have it in me to write a full out smut but i hope this is good for now #nanu x reader #trans masc reader #trans reader #male reader #pokemon x reader

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romeoisalesbian · 6 months

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i am keeping track of every play i've read. and i need to put it somewhere

this list is long so im putting it under a cut

The Pillowman - Martin McDonagh - really interesting read, i keep going back and forth on how I feel about it which is a sign that it's REALLY well-crafted. Pieces: Katurian (act 1, mostly), Ariel (act 3, mostly).

Hamlet - William Shakespeare - what a good play!

Romeo and Juliet - William Shakespeare

Titus Andronichus - William Shakespeare

Macbeth - William Shakespeare

Henry V - William Shakespeare

As You Like It - William Shakespeare

Much Ado About Nothing - William Shakespeare

Fences - August Wilson

Agamemmnon - Aeschylus

Electra - Sophocles - modern story conventions mean this play doesn't age well. Contemporarily, the drama of the play is centered around whether Electra will do matricide/step-patricide (with the audience at least hypothetically against the matricide), but modern story structures lessen this drama and turmoil because of moral changes -- it seems arbitrary that Orestes has to do the murder, and Clytaemnestra can be a little girlbossified. Pieces: see conversation between Electra and her sister, maybe.

Medea - Euripides - you don't need me to tell you this play is good.

The Frogs - Aristophanes

Phaedra - Seneca

Fat Ham - James Ijames

Fences - August Wilson

LOVE/SICK - John Cariani

Almost, Maine - John Cariani

Late: A Cowboy Song - Sarah Ruhl - I need to read more Sarah Ruhl

Fairview - Jackie Sibblies Drury

Intimate Apparel - Lynn Nottage

The Last Days of Judas Iscariot - Stephen Adler Guirgis

12 Angry Men - Reginald Rose

The Laramie Project - Moises Kaufman & The Tectonic Theatre Project

You and Me and the Space Between - Finegan Kruckemeyer

This Girl Laughs, This Girl Cries, This Girl Does Nothing - Finegan Kruckemeyer

The Book of Will - Lauren Gunderson

MilkMilkLemonade - Joshua Conkel

You on the Moors Now - Jaclyn Backhaus

The Metamorphoses - Mary Zimmerman

Fuddy Meers - David Lindsay-Abaire

A Doll's House - Henrik Ibsen

A Doll's House Part 2 - Lucas Hnath

Men on Boats - Jaclyn Backhaus

The Snow - Finegan Kruckemeyer

The Phantom Tollbooth - Susan Nanus

Digging Up Dessa - Laura Schellhardt

Actually - Anna Ziegler - i'm not sure how I feel about this play. both characetrs are strongly written. a lot of potential for monologues.

#play list #personal #if anyone needs any piece reccomendations from any of these i may be able to help scrounge up one #i have some access to some monologues and scenes such B)

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agartumsaathoe · 2 years

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Ok story time bitches.

So my cousin is having a small wedding which means no one was invited to her marriage. Only the locals, immediate family, and few rare family members who lived in the city.

So, the concept of small wedding sent major shockwaves throughout the family. Since all the mousi’s weren’t invited everybody had shit to say:

" Yeh kaisi shaadi hai"

"Shaadi hai ya mazak"

"Covid thodi hai jo nhi bula rhe kisiko bhi"

Like guys it's a small wedding. The bride and groom don't want relatives they are not close to. That's understandable. Ab zaruri thodi hai sab apne papa ke chache ke mause ke bhai ko bulayenge kyunki ek bar bachpan mai unhone diaper change kiya tha? I mean if I ever choose to have a small wedding I won't invite the mausis either? We don't talk at all. I haven't seen any of the mausis since I was like 10 years old.

Upar se my dad took it so personally. My nanu is living with us temporarily and he was invited to the wedding which is why i think out of obligation, my mother was invited too. So tickets were booked and arrangements were made but then my dad got so pissed because of the concept of the wedding he was like this is not a wedding, it’s a joke. Since we live in a patriarchy, my mother got convinced and she talked with the other mousis and cancelled the tickets.

My dad went on for hours talking about how marriage is not just an union of two people but two families and that the wedding is not about them. Okay but it’s not about you either? Why are everybody acting like those tough tauji’s who take all te arrangements at the wedding seriously and get mad about everything ruining the atmosphere for everybody?

You all are simply mad because you weren’t invited and your feelings got hurt because ohh poor baby no one is making you feel respected and here you are- someone who spent his whole life making everybody else feel respected.

I mean I am all for di man. All her life everybody shamed her for being fat and difficult and were on her ass to get married. But the beautiful woman she is, she refused to give into the pressure and now at 38, she found someone she wants to be around with and is getting happily married. Whatever she wants to do, she can do. Yes, it’s union between two families too. But the whole wedding can’t be about you, na.

Why can’t you be happy in her happiness? She finally gave into your views and believes and is getting married. Just let people be man

#desi #desi things #marriages #weddings #desi weddings #shaadi

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starfallen-selfshipper · 3 days

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this user is proship interact at your own discretion

i'm both fat and kinda tall (not like six foot tall though) cw: for suggetive content further down

so here is me making a list of my F/Os based in whether or not they still clothes (and if they where them)

12!raph yes to both (but secretly he has an image to uphold)

12!donnie yes to both again he might be taller then ma but he is the skinniest of the four unlike raph he doesn't hide it

rise!raph yes to stealung but he can't wear anything (rip to rise!raph he be to wide)

rise!donnie yes to both but much like 12!raph he tries to hide it up until he is caught the first time then he just doesn't bother

Peirs some people might disagree but i say yes to both though he doesn't have a choice but to hide it

Allister yes to both but he hides it as well (shy boy)

Nanu generally no unless it's to steal underwear (he strikes me as a panty sniffer idk why)

Guzma no (he to big to wear anything of mine anyway he is at least 6'6 in my head although on a similar note he would absolutely steal my glasses just to be mean)

i don't see any of the actual pokemon F/Os stealing clothes except for lycanroc and toxtricity and those two most definitely don't hide it

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cbd89 · 2 years

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Nanu-Keto Gummies What is overweight and obesity is excessive or unnatural accumulation of fat that can be detrimental to one’s well-being (WHO 2000)...

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tunetongue05 · 2 years

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Efficacy Of A Green Tea Extract Rich In Catechin Polyphenols And Caffeine In Increasing 24

Green tea has a rich history in Asian countries and has been increasingly embraced in the West, in part for its potential health benefits. Catechins, anti-inflammatory polyphenols found in green tea, have been linked to anti-cancer activity and lower risk of heart and liver disease. While caffeine and EGCG in tea are two of the main fat loss supplements on the market, others are easily accessible and have some evidence to back them up. Capsaicin is a spice that causes the perceived hotness that you feel when eating spicy foods. This pungent extract has been shown to increase thermogenesis and energy expenditure by enhancing—you guessed it—norepinephrine release. In some studies, EGCG has been shown to increase energy expenditure by about four percent and increase fat burning by roughly 10% compared to a placebo. Fat Cell Killer Reviews 're the perfect substitute for sugar-laden drinks and don't sacrifice flavor. There is also a moderate amount of caffeine in green tea which is much less compared to other caffeinated drinks, still, it’s enough to stimulate fat burning. Remember that green tea for weight loss works best when paired with some abdominal exercise. Research has found that the best time to drink green tea – if using it for weight loss – is before intense abdominal exercise. Made from leaves and twigs of the yerba mate plant, this traditional South American tea contains stimulating chemicals like caffeine, theophylline, and theobromine. In a 12-week study, published in the journal BMC Complementary and Alternative Medicine in 2015, yerba mate helped obese participants lose weight and belly fat. Participants given yerba mate supplements for 12 weeks lost an average of 1.5 pounds and reduced their waist-to-hip ratio by two percent. It is very usefull, and helps me to stay motivated and informed on many techniques and tips for weight loss. Start by getting a source of green tea 3x a day for best effects. To make, bring water to a hot temperature with a microwave or tea kettle, and add in a packet of green tea. Green tea also contains L-theanine, an amino acid that further increases dopamine levels and works synergistically with caffeine to improve brain function. Mythical Green tea comes from Sri Lanka’s famous Nanu Oya region. Green tea is one of the most widely enjoyed beverages on the planet, topping the list along with water and coffee. The tea itself is dried leaves harvested from the Camellia sinensis plant, which is also the source of other popular teas like black tea, white tea, and oolong tea. Some studies show green tea helps reduce your risk ofcertain forms of cancer. How much you drink a day mainly depends onhow much caffeine you can tolerate. People who don’t drink coffee or tea – or any other sources of caffeine – often have a lower tolerance for green tea. Weight loss isn’t the only benefit of green tea—check out these other health benefits of green tea. According to Dr. Rupali Datta, green tea is a health drink full of antioxidants. It is imperative to understand that only drinking green tea wouldn't help lose weight, but some amount of exercise and a healthy diet along with cups of green tea should be taken into consideration. Previous animal studies showed that green tea extract increased thermogenesis, which is the generation of body heat that occurs as a result of normal digestion, absorption, and metabolization of food. The green tea diet essentially consists of drinking at least 4 cups of green tea every day. "There are many other options to recommend for weight loss and maintenance," she says. "No fad fruit herbal tea is going to take the place of consistency and healthier habits." I decided to celebrate the positive results and head to my local yoga studio instead of ordering another dose of tea. Afterward, I vowed to eat a bit healthier in the next week and maintain the results. So, in the end, it seems the Kardashians aren't totally wrong about the effects of the tea. And although they are much more severe for anyone with this condition, these spikes affect everyone once and awhile.

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handprison85 · 2 years

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Can Green Tea Preparations Help With Weight Loss?

Green tea has a rich history in Asian countries and has been increasingly embraced in the West, in part for its potential health benefits. Catechins, anti-inflammatory polyphenols found in green tea, have been linked to anti-cancer activity and lower risk of heart and liver disease. While Java Burn Reviews and EGCG in tea are two of the main fat loss supplements on the market, others are easily accessible and have some evidence to back them up. Capsaicin is a spice that causes the perceived hotness that you feel when eating spicy foods. This pungent extract has been shown to increase thermogenesis and energy expenditure by enhancing—you guessed it—norepinephrine release. In some studies, EGCG has been shown to increase energy expenditure by about four percent and increase fat burning by roughly 10% compared to a placebo. To date, the exact composition of GTE catechins required to stimulate fat oxidation is unknown. Subjects received GTE in small and frequent doses (82–214 mg) throughout this period. The authors found no increase in fat oxidation with any of the treatments compared with placebo. Yet 2 d of moderate intake of EGCG in only some (300 mg/d) but not all cases (405 mg/d) has been shown to increase fat metabolism at rest through a reduction in the respiratory quotient . Therefore, it currently remains unclear which catechin or catechins is/are required to elicit changes in fat oxidation at rest. In 2020, consumers spent approximately $141 million on green tea supplements, according to the latest data from Nutrition Business Journal. And tea itself, including green tea, is the most commonly consumed beverage in the world aside from water. Even though green tea extract or EGCG supplements can cause a modest increase in metabolic rate and fat burning, its effects are modest when it comes to actual pounds lost. Surprisingly maybe, given the taste, appearance and reputation, green tea originates from the same tea plant as your standard cuppa, the Camellia Sinensis. It is very usefull, and helps me to stay motivated and informed on many techniques and tips for weight loss. Start by getting a source of green tea 3x a day for best effects. To make, bring water to a hot temperature with a microwave or tea kettle, and add in a packet of green tea. Green tea also contains L-theanine, an amino acid that further increases dopamine levels and works synergistically with caffeine to improve brain function. Mythical Green tea comes from Sri Lanka’s famous Nanu Oya region. If they could only stand for half an hour after meal, the trouble of fat accumulating can be resolved, meanwhile saving their time of losing time afterwards. For the freshest and highest quality, opt for whole-leaf loose leaf teas or matcha, which will offer higher levels of antioxidants. There’s a wide variety of green tea products on the market, including loose leaf, bagged and powdered forms, as well as green tea extracts. High intake of green tea can cause headaches, nausea, vomiting , diarrhea heartburn, and dizziness. Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a world of deception. Even the drinks that seem super healthy on the surface are packed to the brim with processed sugars and calories. With only 3 calories per serving, matcha is the perfect drink to accompany a calorie-conscious individual. But matcha has a higher caffeine content compared to green tea. Since antioxidants provide much of the health benefits, you’re likely to get greater health benefits from matcha. "There are many other options to recommend for weight loss and maintenance," she says. "No fad fruit herbal tea is going to take the place of consistency and healthier habits." I decided to celebrate the positive results and head to my local yoga studio instead of ordering another dose of tea. Afterward, I vowed to eat a bit healthier in the next week and maintain the results. So, in the end, it seems the Kardashians aren't totally wrong about the effects of the tea. And although they are much more severe for anyone with this condition, these spikes affect everyone once and awhile.

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pumpkachubby · 1 year

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Guzma's "Fattening Alola" Project 4 - Feeding Nanu

He just started and Nanu is already getting quite thicc, who knows how wide he will end up!

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#pokemon nanu #chubby guzma #fat art #weight gain

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big-bad-skull-boss · 5 years

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#i just deadass saw a post where op said to stop shipping guzma and nanu because nanu is guzma’s dad and uh #dude no #his parents live on route 2 #its also noted on bulbapedia #probably other wikis #are u alright its been nearly 3 years of these games being out have u not seen the fat context clues #mod rant

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brwnicons · 2 years

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// UNDER REFORMATION //

Character roster and Masterlist

Fandoms coming that I need to add here: Sherlock, Spyxfamily, Moonknight, Harley Queen DC, Addams Family, Good Omens, Edward Scissorhands...

I like LOTS of characters and I will write for lots of fandoms soo scroll, scroll, scroll

I'll keep adding more as I take interest in more characters

I can also quit writing for some of them, so it'll be kind if you check that the character you want is here <3

☆ Characters in bold are the ones I'm specially excited to write about! ☆

ANIME

- Hawks / Keigo Takami

BNHA

- All might / Toshinori Yagi

- Endeavor / Enji Todoroki

- Eraserhead / Shota Aizawa

- Nighteye

- Present Mic / Hizashi Yamada

- Kurogiri

- Himiko Toga

- Fat Gum

- Twice

- Rumi Usagiyama / Mirko

Poly relationships: Endhawks, Erasermic...

• SK8 THE INFINITY

- Joe

- Cherry Blossom

- ADAM

- Shadow

Poly relationships: Matchablossom, Shadoka...

• JUJUTSU KAISEN

- Nanami Kento

- Ijichi

• KIMETSU NO YAIBA

- Muzan

- Enmu

- Susamaru

- Rengoku

- Uzui

- Inosuke (platonic)

- Tanjiro (platonic)

- Zenitsu (platonic)

• GHIBLI (soon)

• HUNTER X HUNTER

SLASHERS

- Freddy Krueger

- Jason Vorhees

- Brahms Heelshire

- Tiffany Valentine

- Hannibal (NBC)

- Pennywise

- Chromeskull

- Asa Emory

- Bubba Sawyer

- Vincent Sinclair

- Bo Sinclair

- Lester Sinclair

- Candyman

- Billy Loomis

- Stu Matcher

- The Grabber

- Bonus: Musical!Beetlejuice

- Bonus: Joker (Arthur Fleck)

Poly relationships: Chromeskull x The Collector, Ghostface...

(Other killers or horror characters)

- Travis Hackett

• PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

- Erik destler

- The Daroga / The Persian / Nadir Khan

- Cherik (Charles dance's Erik from 1990)

Poly relationships: Erik x The Persian...

VIDEOGAMES

• VALORANT

Ask about anyone

• ANIMAL CROSSING (SFW!)

- Brewster

- Blathers

- Tom Nook

- Redd

- Gulliver

- Ask for your fav neighbor!

• PROFESSOR LAYTON

- Jean descole / Desmond sycamore

- Hershel Layton

• POKEMON

- Grimsley

- Giovanni

- Maxie

- Archie

- Ghetsis

- Nanu

- N

- Guzma

☆ Also fluff platonic scenarios with your fav pokémon!

Poly relationships: Maxie x Archie...

• UNDERTALE (no AUs)

- Papyrus

- Sans

- Grillby

- Mettaton

- Toriel

- Asgore

• GENSHIN IMPACT -> I won't write NSFW for the youngest characters

Ask about anyone

- Ningguang

- Jean

- Sara

- Ei

- Xinyan

- Xiangling

- Sucrose

- Keqing

- Yanfei

- Hu Tao

- Beidou

- Amber

- Zhongli

- Kaeya

- Itto

- Tartaglia

- Thoma

- Gorou

- Diluc

- Bennet

- Razor (platonic)

- Fischl (platonic)

- Chongyun (platonic)

- Baizhu

- Dottore

Poly relationships: Childe x Zhongli, Ayato x Thoma, Beidou x Ningguang...

• COOKIE RUN (SFW )

- Almond Cookie

- Expresso Cookie

- Mushroom Cookie

- Lilac Cookie

- Herb Cookie

- Clover Cookie

- Vanilla Cookie

TV SERIES / MOVIES

• OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

- Izzy Hands

- Blackbeard / Ed

- Stede Bonnet

- Lucius

- Spanish Jackie

- Frenchie

- Fang

Poly relationships: Steddy Hands, Ed x Stede...

Ask about someone anyway even if they're not here!

• THE BOYS

- Hughie Campbell

- Starlight

- Maeve

- Billy Butcher

- Stan Edgar

- Homelander

- Soldier Boy

• STAR WARS

- Boba Fett

- Darth Vader (Not Anakin)

- Din Djarin

- Armitage Hux

Poly relationships: Kylux...

• MARVEL

- Tony Stark

- Dr. Strange

- Bruce Banner

- Natasha Romanoff

- Peter Parker (Tom Holland) (Platonic only)

- Deadpool

- Eddie Brock & Venom (they're a pack!)

- Otto Octavius (Doc Ock)

- Norman Osborn (Green Goblin)

Poly relationships: Otto x Norman...

• ARCANE

- Silco

- Viktor

- Sevika

- Jinx (sfw)

Poly relationships: ask!

• TINTÍN

CARTOON

• THE OWL HOUSE

- Eda

- Raine Whispers

- Alador

- Hunter (platonic)

- Luz (platonic)

- Amity (platonic)

- Willow (platonic)

Poly relationships: Raine x Eda...

• HAZBIN HOTEL / HELLUVA BOSS

- Blitz

- Stolas

- Fizzarolli

- Asmodeus

- Alastor (sfw! Gotta respect the ace king)

- Sir Pentious

- Millie

Poly relationships: Asmodeus x Fizzarolli, Stolas x Blitz...

• VILLAINOUS

- Flugg

- Black Hat

- 505 (platonic)

- Demencia

• GRAVITY FALLS

- Ford Pines

- Stanley Pines

- Dipper & Mabel (platonic)

• INSIDE JOB

- Reagan

- Brett

• RICK AND MORTY

- Rick Sanchez

• SHE-RA

- Double Trouble

- Bow

- Scorpia

- Hordak

- Entrapta

- Shadow Weaver

Poly relationships: Entrapta x Hordak...

#masterlist #slasher masterlist #anime masterlist #genshin masterlist #bnha masterlist #slashers x you #slashers x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin x male reader #genshin x reader #bnha x reader #cookie run x reader #she ra x reader #hawkmoth x reader #disenchantment x reader #bean x reader

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apharine · 4 years

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Sightseeing

Chapter 1

Pairing: Siane x Nanu

Fandom: Pokemon

Rating: T

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My writing commission info!

Summary: Siane hadn't meant to wind up in Alola, under Nanu's care, while she recovered from a mysterious illness that left her prone to weakness and collapsing. But now that she's here and getting stronger, she wants to see more of Ula'ula than just the rainy skies and the Po Town wall by Nanu's police station. And who could be better suited to give her a tour than the Kahuna of the island himself?

Notes: Siane is the wonderful HybridDragoness’ OC and she is amazing! This fic is a commission for Hybrid and I’m honestly so honored to have been able to write for Siane and Nanu bc I love them so much! Hybrid is a really talented artist and you can find her art of Siane here! You can also find Hybrid on Twitter and AO3 under the same handle as on Tumblr!

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“Is every day like this here?” Siane asks, gesturing vaguely out the window at the grey and looming clouds. It’s already started to drizzle, and she’s sure that by the afternoon, it’ll be pouring. Because here, on Route 17, where she’s staying with Nanu in his police department-slash-home, that just seems to be what the weather always does.

She’s hoping that Nanu will just say that it’s been an unusually bad stretch of monsoon season weather for the last….four weeks? Five? Siane’s a little foggy on exactly how long it had been, and she has the sudden feeling that time has been getting away from her while she’s been so weak.

But Nanu smirks, sipping at his coffee - black - and lowering the newspaper he’s reading, his shocking crimson eyes meeting hers from across the small kitchen table.

“Pretty much,” he responds easily. For a moment, Siane is sure he’s watching her for a reaction, but all she does is blink and look at him closely in return. He’s an odd one to figure out, in some regards - he reminds Siane, oddly, of some of the Pokemon she’s worked with as a conservator, back home. More specifically, he reminds her of the ones that don’t like humans very much.

Except…there’s that light in his eyes, that light that he thinks he conceals. He thinks he’s so surly - and sometimes he is - and he thinks he’s negative in a way that puts her off. But Siane notices the little gleam of curiosity about him, and she knows exactly what it means. She’s seen it before, and she’s seen all the Pokemon with it come around, in the end.

“So,” Siane says, finishing her breakfast and sitting back. “The whole island’s like this?”

Nanu, who had been about to return to his newspaper, sets it down and sighs. A Meowth cries, brushing against his leg, and he automatically reaches down to pet it. Siane’s lips curl into a slight smile at the sight.

“No, of course not,” Nanu returns. “There’s a lot of variety on Ula’ula.”

Siane raises her eyebrows encouragingly.

“Like?” She prompts.

“There’s Malie City, of course, where the weather is typically nicer. We’ve got Hokulani Observatory - they picked their site on Mount Hokulani because it’s above the city lights and it’s almost always clear there. There’s the Haina Desert, too, and the Ula’Ula Meadow just off this Route, which is covered in flowers,” Nanu says, ticking things off on his fingers as he goes.

“Wait - an actual desert? On this island?” Siane says, gesturing again out the window vaguely with a little snicker. It’s nearly impossible to imagine that there can be a place on this same landmass that isn’t absolutely smothered in rain and puddles. “You’re sure you’ve got that right?”

“I better,” Nanu grumbles, picking up the Meowth and setting it in his lap. “I’m Kahuna of ‘this island’, after all.” He does little finger quotes as he speaks, and Siane can’t resist the way her smile grows on her face at his unintentional antics. Nanu notices, though, and frowns at her. “What?”

“Well,” she says, careful to deflect. She’s learning that being too directly friendly with Nanu often puts him off, and she really doesn’t want to put him off just now. “I was just kind of thinking…I’m feeling better these days.”

“You nearly passed out before your shower yesterday,” Nanu says sardonically.

“Yeah, but that was like, the only time I had an issue all day,” Siane says, waving his concern off. Sure, he’d had to catch her, but still - she was doing better, and she hated feeling - or admitting to being - weak. “Don’t give me that look. I know I need to get more of my strength back. But I also need a change of scenery. I’m pretty sure I’m going to wind up with a Vitamin D deficiency here otherwise.”

To her surprise, Nanu actually makes a little snort through his nose that she thinks is supposed to be laughter.

“Vitamin D deficiency or not, you’re in no shape to be going galavanting around the island alone,” Nanu returns, his voice holding a little of that biting edge that he seems to think is so off-putting.

“I know,” Siane shrugs easily. “That’s why I was hoping you’d come with me.”

Siane watches as Nanu takes a sharp breath in, his crimson eyes flashing.

“I have - things to do,” he mumbles, suddenly deflating and looking away.

“I thought it was your day off today,” Siane prods. She knows she’s being a little pushy - there were plenty of friends back home who would be quick to point that out in a moment like this - but she also knows it’s the only way she stands a chance at getting her way. And she needs to get her way. She needs to be stronger - not only for herself, but for all Aedis, too, and she won’t get that if she stays inside this police station forever.

The Meowth in Nanu’s lap jumps off and scampers away, interested in something across the room.

“Yeah. It’s my day off. Doesn’t mean I don’t have things to do around here,” Nanu returns, though the biting edge to his voice is gone.

“I can help you with whatever needs to be done tomorrow,” Siane offers.

“Oh? Then we could just as easily tour the island tomorrow,” Nanu quips, his eyes narrowing.

“I guess we could,” Siane acquiesces. “No reason why it’s gotta happen today, right?” Somehow, the ready admission seems to put Nanu off a little, though he covers it quickly and well, years of his police training likely kicking in at a moment’s notice.

A long silence stretches out between the two of them, and Nanu takes a sip of his coffee, his red eyes drilling into her. Siane tears her eyes away from the Kahuna, instead looking out the window again. The rain had picked up a little, and she traces one particularly fat raindrop as it rolls down the window, gathering other droplets in its path. As easily as she’d admitted that tomorrow worked just as well as today, spending another day doing nothing feels intolerable to her spirit, which is just bursting to be free.

“We can go today,” Nanu finally speaks up, setting his drained coffee cup down on the table.

“We can?” Siane says, her head whipping around to allow her gaze to refocus on Nanu. She could swear that the edges of his lips are turned up just the slightest bit - though it’s hard to see for sure at this distance.

“Yeah. You got me, girl. No reason I can’t do my stuff tomorrow, either, I guess,” the grey-haired man says. Siane’s foot bounces just a little in excitement, and her chest feels like it could explode at the thought of sightseeing and adventure.

“Well - thank you,” Siane says, a grin spreading across her features. She stands to clean her dishes and get ready to go, but immediately, a wave of dizziness hits her. She’d stood a little too fast, though she’s able to conceal this from Nanu by putting her hands flat on the table to brace herself. With the eagerness written all across her face, she’s pretty sure the move just comes across as excitement. “I promise you won’t regret this - we’ll get through everything you need done tomorrow. I’m actually really excited about this, you know. I finally get to see Ula’Ula, and my tour guide is going to be the island’s own Kahuna!”

A crooked smile flashes across Nanu’s face for a moment.

“Finally get to see the island, huh? Didn’t know you’d been wanting to go for so long,” he comments, arching one eyebrow.

“I’ve mentioned it, like, three or four times before now,” Siane laughs, standing up straight now that the dizziness had passed. She gathers up her dishes and sets off for the sink, flashing a teasing smile over her shoulder at Nanu. The man gathers his dishes and hovers close to her as she walks; he clearly doesn’t trust her on her feet just yet, which Siane figures is just as well at this juncture.

“Didn’t really think you were serious when you were saying that stuff, since you couldn’t make it to the door if you’d tried,” Nanu returns dryly.

“Well, I was,” Siane says. “Serious, that is. And I really am excited about this. So thank you again.” She affixes the Kahuna with her best smile, and this time, she definitely sees the way his fingers fidget just a little on his coffee cup.

“Hm,” Nanu says. “You’re welcome, I guess.”

As Siane moves off to the side to put her rinsed dishes in the dishwasher, he scrubs at his coffee cup with a sponge, trying to get the ring of black out of the bottom and trying even more desperately to convince himself that he had agreeing to this just because he didn’t want her to keep bothering him about it. It had nothing to do with the fact that he felt a twinge of pride when he thought of all the radiant locations across the island - his island - or that he wanted to see the look on this young woman’s face as she took them all in.

You could have let her go alone, a small voice insists in the back of his mind. Send Honchkrow with her. She’d be fine, and Honchkrow could fly her home if she were to have a problem.

But the thought of Siane, crumpled on the ground and hurt, alone, in a strange place, makes his heart clench a little. And why shouldn’t it? His job - both as a cop and a Kahuna - was to protect people. Whether Nanu liked it or not, he was a protector, and the young woman currently telling him she was going to go find some shoes for going out in had landed herself squarely in his protection.

“You’re going to want to change your clothes, too,” he calls after her, putting his coffee cup in the dishwasher. “The rest of Ula’ula is a lot sunnier and hotter than it is here.”

“Okay!” Siane calls back, and Nanu allows himself to smile a little to himself as he scratches the ear of a Meowth who’d come up to nuzzle at him on the counter.

Whatever the reason he had agreed to play tour guide for the day, he has to admit that he feels a little excited about it, too.

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“So, Kahuna,” Siane grins, standing under the eaves of the police station to stay out of the rain. Nanu glances up from the device he’s trying to operate - apparently called a ride pager - and affixes Siane with what should be a withering gaze, except that she’s in too good of a mood to find it anything other than amusing. “Where to first?”

“If I can get a Charizard to come, we’ll be going to Malie City first,” Nanu grumbles, turning to frown down at the device again. “Pretty sure I just - there we go.”

“You use that thing often, huh?” Siane asks coyly, and Nanu’s eyes flit back up to her, a sharp expression in their red depths - but it vanishes quickly, as soon as Nanu realizes Siane’s teasing is harmless, playful, even.

“Usually I just fly on Honchkrow if I’m going any distance, but I can’t ask him to carry both of us,” Nanu explains.

“Makes sense,” Siane says, shifting on her feet a little. Nanu’s surprised to find himself taking a step closer to her, just in case that little weight shift was a sign of any impending wooziness. But no - she seems steady on her feet, and he’s just worrying too much. “You know, I am a flying-type specialist. I’m sure Fearow could carry me.”

Nanu frowns at this.

“No. I’d feel better if you were on the Ride Pager Charizard. They come with this, kind of a saddle thing,” Nanu explains, trying to gesture with his hands to indicate what he was talking about. “You’ll be safer on that.”

The unspoken implication of the hazards of Siane’s unpredictable weakness hangs between them for a moment.

“So what’s in Malie City?” Siane finally asks.

“Well, there’s the Malie Garden, and the architecture is pretty spectacular in the city. It’s right on the ocean, too, so you’ll get to see that. Plus I figured we could pick up some takeout to have for lunch later,” Nanu shrugs.

“Yeah? Like, a picnic?” Siane asks, sounding a little excited. A lopsided smile pulls at Nanu’s lips, but he smooths it over in a flash.

“Something like that. Mount Hokulani isn’t far from the city, so we can take a bus to the observatory if you’d like,” Nanu continues, thinking through his last-minute plans for the day out loud.

“I wanna see this desert you claim exists here, too,” Siane says, giving Nanu another teasing grin. Nanu only frowns at her words.

“The desert is halfway across the island, Siane,” he says. “And the conditions there are harsh. Neither of us are really sure how much you’ll be up to…”

Siane’s face falls, and to Nanu’s surprise, he actually trails off instead of hammering his point home, like he usually would. He grimaces and glances away, scanning the cloudy skies for any sign of the Charizard he’d called. Nothing yet, of course.

“We’ll see how the day goes,” Nanu concludes. Even as he continues to look away from the young woman by his side, he’s surprised to hear himself softening his own words for her.

Must be getting soft in my old age, he thinks to himself, grimacing again.

A long silence stretches out between the two of them, but Nanu can sense the way she continues to shift her weight a little, clearly regaining her sense of anticipation for the day ahead. Nanu is happy to stay quiet and listen to the rain, which pours off the eaves over them and trickles to the ground in great drops.

Finally, he sees a winged figure approaching through the clouds - Charizard. He puts one hand up to wave it down, though he knows it’s likely unnecessary - all Ride Pager Charizards know the Island exceptionally well. Siane looks to him, then back to the approaching Pokemon, and decides to mimic him, waving it down as well.

Hmm. Cute.

Nanu’s eyes widen at the thought. Had he - had he just thought she was cute? No. Acerola was cute. Meowth was cute. A grown young woman relying on him for safety and protection could absolutely not, under any circumstances, be cute.

Charizard lands with a happy roar of greeting, and Siane’s eyes light up at the sight. She glances over to Nanu, a brilliant smile on her face, and exclaims,

“Are you seeing this? He’s got a saddle! And I’ve never seen a Charizard so orange before! Their faces are different in Aedis, too!”

Before Nanu can reply, she hustles over to the Charizard, approaching him politely and letting him sniff her while she continues to coo over him. Nanu rolls his eyes, but ultimately smiles to himself. If she thinks this is exciting, she’s gonna have an amazing day ahead.

#nanu #kahuna nanu #officer nanu #nanu x oc #siane #siane oc #pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #commission #aph writes

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agartumsaathoe · 2 years

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So my dadi came to visit us today. I haven’t seen her since February I think.

She entered the house and I went to greet her and hug her. This woman deadass checked me first before hugging me and said, “Moti ho gyi hai tu”

That was the first thing out of her mouth after seeing her grandkid after months.

Like bhai hi hello toh krlo pehle.

You know this exact behavior is why I don't like to go to any family functions and all.

WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY THINK ITS OKAY TO PASS UNSOLICITATED COMMENTS ON OTHER’s BODIES??

If a person can't change that thing in 5-10 seconds. Don't fucking comment on it.

I don't want to listen to your lectures about how unhealthy it is and I shouldn't be like my sister who also was overweight for a long time. I also don't want you to gush about me when I lose some pounds and say that I look pretty and ask me to maintain it.

You know the last one is even worse. It's you confirming my biggest fear. That I am indeed worth just for my body. If I am not conventionally pretty I hold no value. All my achievements and studies don't hold any value if I am 'fat'. And it is true. And it hurts so much. Pretty privilege exists.

Sometimes I just feel like getting to 100 kgs and wearing really tiny clothes and just having fun. But then sometimes I don't even feel comfortable in my body right now no matter how much I try to. And these comments just makes it harder.

I know I am more than my body. All these people who are quick to comment on it don't know a thing about how hard it gets for me to just survive somedays that the increase and decrease of my body weight becomes the last thing on my mind.

And now it's going to be even harder. Now this tiny apartment is not just going to be filled with me and my parents. Now didi is coming back. Dadi and Nanu are also living here. And it's that much harder to survive. I will be leaving in 20 days for college but they already feel like 20 years away. .

#desi #desi families #pura khandan hi pagal hai #desiblr #desi thins #just wanna die now

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heywardsarchive · 4 years

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DIWALI PARTY (PETER PARKER X INDIAN!READER)

Summary: Peter Parker is dating an indian girl who takes him to her house for a Diwali party. Peter is apprehensive but little does he know that it would be one of the best days ever! Reader introduces him to authentic indian food and culture. At the same time her family and Peter are getting to know each other. Madness ensues.

Warnings: none, just Peter getting overwhelmed by readers family😂 Also there will be many lines in hindi for which I will put a translation beside it.

Alright let's begin!

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Peter Parker was good at many things. He was spiderman, he was Tony stark's intern and he excelled in school. But Peter Parker was not good at meeting new people. He almost always became a cute stuttering mess. This never was a problem until one fine day in October when his lovely girlfriend informed him that her parents wanted him to come for the annual diwali get together.

"y/n what is Diwali and why do I have to come with you?" "Diwali is the festival of lights celebrated all over india and by Indians all over the world over five days in October or November. You have to come with me because my mom told everybody I have a boyfriend and now they all want to meet you. Don't worry it won't be too bad. They might just grill you a tiny bit." Peter was going to be majorly grilled. "Ok it can't be that bad can it? It's next week right? I'll be there." Y/n smiled at Peter and kissed his cheek. "I'll pick you up at 4 the both of us will go together." He nodded.

The week leading up to the party was the most stressful week of peters life. He was nervous. He wanted to make a good impression on y/n's family. He liked her alot you see. He spent hours reading up on indian culture and even learnt a few hindi phrases which proved to be a bit tough for him. May was very amused at her nephew's behaviour. Two days before the party Peter could not take the stress anymore. Even the reassurance provided by y/n was not enough. He went to May and told her everything. "Peter, did you get any traditional clothes?" "Traditional clothes? " Peter was confused. May sighed. "Peter if you want to make a good impression on y/n's family you'll have to dress appropriately. You can't show up in jeans and a sweat shirt. Diwali is a very important festival to indians!" "Now what do I do?" The very same evening Peter was taken to get traditional clothes by his aunt. He tried on many kurtas (traditional Indian outfit) and finally picked a light yellow one with gold designs on it.

It was finally the day. Peter looked at himself in the mirror and adjusted his outfit. He checked that he had everything before leaving the room. The doorbell rang and on opening it he saw y/n. She looked so gorgeous in her ghagra choli (indian skirt and top)

Peters mouth fell open. "Close your mouth you'll catch flies." She giggled. "You look so pretty!" "You don't look too bad yourself Parker." She laughed and pulled Peter in for a kiss. "Remember, no kissing in front of my family or they will kill you. Alright? Let's go." Peter nodded. "Bye May!" "Wait! Peter." May ran out with a camera and a gift. "One picture!" Peter and y/n smiled for the camera. May handed Peter the gift bad and they left for y/n's house.

Just before opening the door, y/n looked at Peter. "Don't get overwhelmed by the number of people inside alright? None of them will try to kill you. You don't need to talk to all of them just the main people. One of my sisters has also got her boyfriend so don't worry you won't be alone. Don't worry about who is who I'll introduce you inside. Just call all the ladies aunty and the men uncle and you should be fine. Maybe not actually? I think I should teach you basic hindi phrases?" She started to panic. Peter smiled at her. "Calm down. I learnt a few lines in hindi, although I'm terrible at it. If you help me I'm sure I'll be fine." She smiled at him and sighed to herself. She rang the doorbell. "Oh I almost forgot. Take off your shoes outside the house." Y/n said removing her own heels. Peter nodded and did the same.

The door opened. It was a middle aged man wearing spectacles who opened the door. He saw y/n and a big smile appeared on his lips. "Y/n beta! Kaise ho?" (Y/n dear! How are you?) "Theek hoon mamaji aal kaise ho?" (I'm fine uncle. How are you?" "Main be theek hoon. Acha yeh batao ki wo ladka tumhara boyfriend hain kya?" (Im also fine. So tell me, is that boy your boyfriend?" Y/n nodded beckoning Peter toward the man. "Peter, this is my mother's brother. He's my uncle." Peter tugged at his collar. Now was his chance to show off his hindi skills and prove to be the better boyfriend. "Namaste uncle. Mera naam Peter hain." (Good day sir. My name is Peter." "He can speak Hindi! You got a good one y/n. Come inside what are you waiting for?"

He turned away and y/n gave Peter a bug smile and a thumbs up. Peter sighed in relief. She grabbed his hand and pulled him inside. The whole room was filled with the fragrance of spices and sweets. Y/n had walked over to her parents whom Peter had met before. "Hello mrs y/l/n hello mr y/l/n." "Hi Peter! Im glad to see you made it." Said y/n's mother. Her father clapped Peter on the back and told y/n to introduce Peter to her grandparents. "Come with me." She pulled him to two old people. "Nani, nanu, (maternal grandparents.) This is my boyfriend." "Namaste aunty, uncle. Mera nam Peter hain." Her grandparents looked impressed. "Hello Peter. I see you're our granddaughter's boyfriend. Take good care of her will you?" Peter smiled and nodded already feeling better about the situation. He met a few more people and they were all impressed that he knew how to speak Hindi. Finally he got to meet her cousins. And boy they were in a much larger number than the adults who were also a huge number of people.

They were all sitting in the balcony all dressed in traditional clothes. Some of the younger children were bursting crakers. "Y/n!" Said one of her cousin brothers. She instantly ran into his arms. They spoke for a while and then she went and greeted her other cousins. Peter stood behind her passing smiles at everyone. One of her sisters put an arm around y/n's shoulder. "So this is the boyfriend huh." She smirked. "Yeah." I muttered feeling insecure. "Hey don't bully him. He's a sweetheart!" Y/n smiled at him making Peter feel a bit reassured. "I gotta go to the loo. Please do not trouble Peter while I'm gone ok?" She warned and left.

"so Peter. You're dating my little cousin." Said the boy who first hugged y/n. "Yeah..." Peter said meekly. "Don't break her heart man. Or you'll deal with us." Said her sister. "I-i would never!" Peter practically squeaked. Where was y/n! The cousins asked Peter a few more questions when finally y/n walked in. "Dinners ready!" Everyone ran out of the door. "I hope they didn't bother you too much. They're very protective you see." Peter nodded.

They sat down at the table where all the children were sitting. The food was all traditional Indian food and there were a large variety of sweets as well. Y/n served Peter more sweets than food. "Wanna make him fat ey?" Said one of the boys laughing. "Shut up. You know the food may be too spicy for him." Y/n said and glared at him. He nodded and stopped laughing. Peter thought he was scared of y/n. The rest of the dinner passed by smoothly. The food was indeed too spicy for Peter but he thoroughly enjoyed the meal. He was definitely going to eat Indian food again.

At last the party was over. Y/n and her parents and Peter bid everyone goodbye and left the house. "We're glad you came Peter. And we hope you enjoyed yourself. If you ever want to come over again we'll be glad to have you!" Peter smiled and agreed. Y/n's parents stopped at peters apartment and told her to drop him upstairs and that they were waiting for her. She nodded and they got off the car.

"I am truly glad you came. I know how anxious you were. " "Im glad I came too. I had a great time today. And I would always do anything for you because I love you." "I love you too Peter." They shared a sweet kiss before bidding each other goodbye.

That night Peter went to sleep with a happy heart.

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I know this story is a bit wierd but the idea kept nagging me. I hope you enjoyed! Leave requests in my ask!

#Peter Parker x reader #peter parker x indian!reader #Peter Parker #mcu #indian!reader imagine #Peter Parker x y/n #peter parker preference

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