MORE LORE MORE LORE-
Ok ok ok-
After I get up from ONION LITERALLY USING MY POWER AGAINST ME- (yeeted chancla at my face to escape) I actually go on a hunt for Onion (lol gonna turn em into onion stew) and what I didn’t realize that I wasn’t prepared at all, all I had in my pocket was the other chancla 😭
I’ve been walking on the street for like an hour then there was a sudden gust of wind, and a piece of paper flew in my face. I thought it was just newspaper, then I saw the paper:
“-12:00 am
-Cabin in the nearby woods
I’ll be waiting…
=)”
Was this only for me? I was confused, but I decided to go there anyways. I went back home so I can get the proper preparations (aka pocket knife XD). I put on an alarm for 12:00 am (ya gurl can’t keep track of time 😭) and waited.
The alarm went off and I was on my way. I brought a chancla with me just in case the pocket knife didn’t work. (I mean it worked the first time for a little bit- ok enough of the chancel get serious me-) It took me almost half an hour to find the cabin but I found it-
I took a deep breath and went inside. It was dark, the moonlight was the only source of light there. A few seconds later the door slammed shut. It was Onion..
OMG DIALOGUE TIMEaaaa-
K=Katty
O=Onion
O: you actually came… I’m impressed.
K: What do you want?!?!
O: you really don’t remember… don’t you..?
K: what are you talking about?!
O: remember when I asked you to make a choice? You didnt give me an answer and ran off like the scaredy-cat you are…
K: What?!
O: I’ll ask you again… would you rather join the havoc we’re creating or die in it..? (Aka join us or die)
K: I…
*legitimate silence went on*
O: Times ticking~ what’s it gonna be..?
K: …
no…
O: what was that? I couldn’t hear you~
K: I SAID NO!!!! WHY ARE YOU EVEN LIKE THIS?!?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!
O: …
heheh…
Hahahaha..!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So that’s what you have to say?! I gave you a choice, and YOU didnt take advantage of it.
K: please, i dont want to hurt you
O: ok, ok, fine. In that case, if you won’t hurt me,
*takes out knife*
Then I’ll hurt you…
K (crying): no.. no no NO NO NO PLEASE I DONT WANT IT TO END LIKE THI-
*Onion slices Katy’s left eye (from Katy’s pov)*
K: *screams in pain* (I’m not putting the Aaaa ok?!?)
O: oh come on dont scream~ you brought this upon yourself…
Katty runs to the door to try to escape, the door is locked
O: hehehe~ no where to run, no where to hide~
K: *breathing heavily (NO NOT IN THAT WAY U DIRTY MINDED PERSON-)*
Katty tries to take out her pocket knife, it isn’t there
O: Looking for this?
Onion takes out Katty’s pocket and shows it to her
Katty: *gasps* no no no this can’t be possible…
O: now let’s get this over with…
Onion puts their knife close to Katty’s neck, about to slice it open (lol gory)
O: Any last words..? = )
K: I…
Time was running out, I was about to die. I put all the happy memories in my head and said my final words…
K: EAT THE CHANCLA BI###
O: huh-
K: *yeets Backup chancla in Onions face*
Katty quickly grabs the pocket knife and breaks the window to make her escape
She was successful, for now…
O: this isn’t the end… I hope you’re ready to meet my new “friend”…
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AUUGGHHHH THAT TOOK SO LONG THAT TOOK LIKE 2 HOURS TO TYPE MY FINGERSSSSSSSSAAAAAA-
Oh also the scenes that were supposed to be in each part but couldn’t put there Bc tumble why-
Press f to pay respects I worked really hard on this 😭
@0nl0n
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hey im so sorry if this is annoying or inappropriate, but im pretty sure you know the quotev fanfic playing favorites. it was with ticci toby and i cant find it anymore...if you remember any scenes or have a copy could you please share it? im sorry this is really lame but it was one of my favs and im just a bit devastated about not finding it anymore, especially because a dark fanfic is rare to come by
Pretty sure it's deleted I checked the link I had and she's gone. Fair enough lmfao I think about restricting access to syg all the time. I don't have any recs that are recent I haven't read crp fic in years because most are genuinely so bad it makes me mad 💔
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Facts-I-Just-Made-Up has rebranded!
FIJMU has changed its iconic former blurry logo! Once recognizable as a trusted name in lies, the facts icon you all know and love has been changed to a single letter "F" in an attempt to make people forget all the horrible things its owner has done. No longer will Facts be associated with my runaway greed, lack of taste, and outright violation of numerous communications laws, but only with the letter F, which has been traditionally used to pay respects. My greed, tasteless humor, and lies will naturally remain, but this will appease my shareholders* and should keep me out of prison for illegal emerald mining and heavy human rights violations for another week.
*All shares of FIJMU are owned by me, are not publicly traded, and the word "share" is used in the antiquated definition of "the blade of a plowing device," of which I own many now because there was a sale at the local antique mall and I had to buy a bunch to get a group deal on a copy of the old Playgirl magazine where you can see Edward G. Robinson's left ball.
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