#excuse me while i go INSANE

[mctwinkdom]

Lando about Oscar: "he's a lil baby, isn't he?"

#excuse me while i go INSANE #OSCAR IS LANDO'S LITTLE BABY DO YOU UNDERSTAND #i don't care that oscar is taller and broader and neither does lando #that's his lil baby #also him praising oscar's racing skills and attitude 🫶🫶 #lando norris #oscar piastri #mctwinks #landoscar #f1 #my babies

[mintnanilla-extract]

No because I am actually losing my fucking mind right now

Heart shape wings

Crowley living in the bookshop

More love stories

Lesbians who parallel Aziraphale and Crowley

An time period for season two coming out

I am so glad I'm home alone right now because I probably look absolutely and utterly insane

#Screw studying I can fail for all I care #Good Omens is way more important #THEY PARALLEL CROWLEY AND ZIRA #I CANNOT AND WILL NOT CALM DOWN ABOUT ANY OF THIS #Excuse me while I go insane #Good Omens #Go2 #Crowley #Aziraphale #Ineffable Husbands

[fragmentm]

what kind of catharsis do you need?

FREEDOM

You've had the weight of the world on your shoulders, haven't you. It's okay to put the burden down, stretch your legs -- everything won't fall apart if you just take a second to breathe. Go for a late night drive with the windows down and the radio up. Howl at the moon. Break something. You earned it.

tagged by: avalonianmagus (tysm <33) tagging: steal it

#❛ ˟ DASH GAME. #❛ ˟ HEADCANON / LION KING. #excuse me while i go insane #even for someone near immortal near divine being #holding the fate of the world on your shoulders #doing your best to save humanity from the death prophesied #ooooogh dont look at me

[telemiel]

COMPASS MENTION RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE

#kelli watches svu #'and the l?' 'the l is for love' #'it been pointing you in the right direction?' 'not yet' #the fact she doesn't mention the 'e' i'm unwell #the squad being a family is my favorite thing and gets me every time #olivia holding him during the christening!! #olivia and fin both jumping to take the baby!! #uncle fin 😭 #excuse me while i go insane #svu 25 spoilers #anyways the season 25 premiere is the perfect distraction so here we go

[the-sky-queen]

Why is rebloging so intimidating? How do I know when people are okay with it? What do I reblog first???

#Sky Queen #Excuse me while I go insane #I assure you once I figure this out there will be no stopping me #random

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

I nod along attentively, but the truth is, I can't concentrate

#milex #tlsp #miles kane #alex turner #eycte era #LOOK #LOOK AT HIM #this boy is so smitten it's outrageous #I am weeping into my cornflakes #goddddd I am so normal about them #I am as normal about them as miles is about alex in this interview #in other words Extremely Normal™️ #I know there's other amazing gifsets out there of this interview and these moments #but I just wanted some bigger gifs so I made 'em #anyways this is insanity #excuse me while I go sob about them in the shower

[moeblob]

"What's cookin', good lookin'?"

AKA I love how unhinged both Alfred and Bunet are and I want to study their brains.

#fe engage #alfred #bunet #alear #alear: wow these boys are insanely weird #also alear: i want to eat his vocabulary to study it #it was supposed to be like a modern setting thing so i threw alear in a hoodie in the first part #and i was going to draw alfred running on a track waving to bunet and alear for the bottom part but got lazy lmao #so here please take babies #i am beyond pleased with their support chain (alfred and bunet) because it is just one thing after another of yeah thats them #excuse me can i have a lick - of what? - your flower - you wanna eat my flower? - is that inappropriate? #yeah very normal conversation BUT ONLY FOR THEM #while alfred goes and asks another nations leader yo man whats your favorite muscle #and bunet guilt trips a criminal trying to atone for his sins into eating vegetables #they are absolutely the most kind menaces but still menaces #they care so much about people and their hobbies and they want to share their hobbies and love with people

[its-tea-time-darling]

if anyone, anyone EVER thinks a person could EVER love another person more than ragnar loved athelstan then honestly we have nothing more to say to each other

*tries to calm down* *FAILs*

—GUY LITERALLY CONVERTING TO ANOTHER RELIGION HE ISNT SURE HE BELIEVES IN AND FORFEITING THE ETERNAL LIFE TOGETHER WITH ALL HIS OTHER LOVED ONES, FRIENDS, WIVES, FAMILY AND CHILDREN TO BE WITH THE ONE PERSON HE OBLIVIOUSLY LOVES MOST OF ALL AND CAN‘T BEAR THE IDEA OF SPENDING ETERNITY WITHOUT HIM?????????????????

#excuse me while i go be forever insane about them #athenlar #ragnar x athelstan #ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #vikings

[gomzdrawfr]

ok the ghoap angst will wait bCUZ my friend recommended me a show call 1923 aND IM-

ITS PRICERAVEN CODED IDC HOW DELULU I AM

and tHIS ONE

this is PriceRaven post mw3, when they had to abandon everything and run away PLUS I CAN TIE IT INTO FISHY ARC HJBJKAD-

the brainrot-

yeah nah im dead

#I AM INSANE? I AM INSANE #IM NOT NORMAL ONE BIT #THIS SHOW?? HELLO? #im about to steal so much quotes from this show #EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CRY LIKE A FUCKING LUNATIC #sorry im never ever calm and normal about my oc #gummmyspeaks #my oc #my oc art #cod oc #cod oc art #[oc]Raven #Raven[oc] #PriceRaven #captain john price #captain john price x oc #john price x oc #captain price x oc

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

something's gone horribly wrong here

I wrote this in a trance last night and then vaguely edited it this morning. it just took over my brain okay <3? enjoy :)

-

“Success!” Grian cries desperately.

Just a few more steps. He runs forward, reaching his hand around his shield-

A wither skull slams into him, sending shockwaves through his entire body. And everything goes black.

“No!” he screams in frustration, and a hint of ironic laughter.

He draws breath to scream again, into the darkness, but it catches in his throat. He pauses. He’s still here.

“Wait- what?” Grian manages to get out. He should’ve respawned by now.

There is silence for a moment. Then-

“WRONG.”

Grian would reach up to cover his ears, if he could. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have a body, so he just suffers the grating shout. And then it registers. They’re here. And They want to talk to him.

“No, no, no!” he yells. Block them out until he respawns, that’s what he should do.

Blessedly, the world starts to come back into view. The grass, the torches, the Secret Keeper. But when he tries to stumble back to the battle, away from Them, he realizes two things: no one is around, and he can’t move. Then Grian sees the gray haze hanging over everything, and he wishes desperately to respawn.

But he doesn’t respawn. And they keep talking.

“SHE DIED FIRST.”

“Agh- that wasn’t my fault,” he responds, head aching. If he had a body, every muscle would be tensed to the point of cramping. And every fiber of him wants to Look.

“THE CURSE THINS.”

Grian doesn’t dignify it with a response. He didn’t know why in the moment, but he felt a vicious gladness when Timmy died second. Sure, he brought Lizzie to Red and Mumbo died directly after him (during quite a destructive event), but he lived.

“HE IS LEFT. HE IS WITH HIM. WHERE IS HE.”

His mind aches, it aches, it’s all-consuming–

“HE HIDES FROM OUR WRATH.”

They’re talking about Martyn, he thinks. He made the right choice – ran as soon as the wither showed up, just like Timmy and Mumbo should’ve done.

Timmy and Mumbo. The grief hits him like a wave. There are still so many Greens left, and they’re gone.

“THERE. WHERE THE OTHER IS. WHERE IS HE. WHERE IS HE.”

“I don’t know!” Grian yells angrily. “I don’t know where he is!”

“HIDING AWAY FROM US ALL THE DAY.”

Martyn doesn’t hide, his brain sluggishly supplies. Not all the time. But everything’s starting to feel fuzzy, and he’s not quite sure on the significance of that.

“WHERE IS HE.”

“I don’t know,” mumbles Grian. “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know what you want.”

He can feel Them, seething, gnashing Their teeth. They hate this. They hate him. A small grim smile works its way onto what would be his face.

“And I wouldn’t tell you if I did.”

A growling like noise fills the void, but Grian thinks (hopes They don’t have long before he’s back in his body. He hopes They’re not holding onto him too hard. But Their presence grates on his brain, squeezes his lungs, and he wants out, he wants out-

“Ẅ̷̧̳̼̣̫̜̖͈̙̹̹̼̞̲́̍͂̅̾͝H̷͔͖̗̜̳͎̯̻͇͖̜̣̜͖̻̗̩̀̊͑̔̊͌̍̏̾̒͌͐͘̚̕͝͝É̷̡̞͓̫̹͚̱̖̲̬̽̃͋͜͝ͅͅR̷̢̺͇͚̭͖̪͕̞̙̎͌͆́̈͑Ë̷̻͎̦̭̱͉̓͑̑̎͛ ̶̨̛̦̙̲̥̮̥͇̗̖̣͂͗̉͗̈̍̕ͅĮ̸̣̺͖̮̭̠͇̥̩̩̼̦̯͓̈̅̽̄̂͊̽̇̃̇͒̊̇͌͂̕ͅS̷̪̜͈̻̥̈́́̈͠ ̴̢̧̮̠̟̘͚̼̼̖̙̲̜̰̃̑̓̇̓̍͒̏̓̒͆̕͘̚͠͠Ḥ̶̨̢͉̖̙̺̠̩͆̀̊́͂͊̌̎̌̽̕͠Ę̴̛̛͔̪͚͓̰̻̼̫̱̺͍̩̫̼͇̓̿̂́̔̆̒̆̈́͊͘͘͝͠.”

Grian screams. He tries to curl in on himself, tries to get away, but the noise is all around him. Pressing down, pushing the air out of his body. It fades after an indiscernible amount of time, but is replaced with a loud static.

“I don’t know,” he repeats with a gasp. He nearly has to shout over the static, and it only gets louder after he speaks. Another growl joins the crescendo, and the pressure increases and he wants to scream but he can’t, he can’t-

Grian gasps a breath as his feet hit the ground.

Immediately, the sharp stab of wither makes itself known. Before he can regain his breath (it feels like he’s fallen a hundred blocks, like Joel weeks ago, like his soulmate but with no water, like-), he’s moving. Running away from the Secret Keeper, away from the explosions and yelling of the battle. Running away from Them.

“I- wait, what?” he pants. He can feel it. “I’m yellow.”

Etho runs up to him, bleeding from several burn-like marks and covered in dirt.

“Why are you still poisoned?” he calls.

“I- something-,” he tries. “I died as I hit the button and I think it broke, so badly.”

Etho laughs. “Oh, no.”

Grian hit the button, and he can feel his health fluctuating, but after- what was it? After the pause, the break in the battle, he respawned and ran. Something like that. His health should settle soon.

And a few moments later, just after Cleo joins them on the sidelines, before he runs back into battle, it does. Everything’s faded now. He doesn’t remember details of the glitch, so it must have been small.

But somewhere, deep in the back of his mind, there is a scratching echo of a phrase.

Where is he.

#secret life #secret life smp #slsmp #the life series #traffic #trafficblr #oasis's traffic chatter #grian #secret life spoilers #slsmp spoilers #writing #my writing #I haven't posted my own work on tumblr in a while lol #life series smp #the watchers are not happy with him :) #hope y'all enjoy :D #going so insane <33 #zalgo text #I feel like you should know that the doc name for this was EXCUSE ME??? THEY STOLE HIM FR #encompasses my feelings quite well lol

[blue0909]

YOU ARE CORRECT I DO WANT TO RE1UEST MEOHONE 4 AND 4S HAVING COOKIES TOGETHWR AND BEING HAPPY FIR ONCE

OF COURSE IM CORRECT. anyways mephone4 is explaining the latest episode of whatever reality show he watches to his little brother

#now excuse me while i go die #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity fanart #ii mephone4 #ii mephone4s #mephone4 #mephone4s

[pardalidae]

i cannot actually believe we got to see crowley and aziraphale kissing. on screen. they kissed. on the mouth. crowley confessed his gay love to aziraphale and it wasn't subtext, it wasn't censored, it wasn't cut. ive been here since sherlock days and ive gone through stratospheric amounts of queerbait. i was there when supernatural season 8 aired. and when they wouldn't let bryan fuller confirm that hannibal and will were fucking.

this wouldn't have happened in 2012. do yall remember fandom in 2012? creators used the infamous "just wait and see!" to elevate our expectations only to disappoint us over and over again. we barely received breadcrumbs when we weren't being mocked.

and now crowley and aziraphale, who have been quite a popular pair on this website for many years now and have their own consolidated ship name, have kissed.

it was canon and it was explicitly written in text. this is insane

#good omens #good omens spoilers #the GIGACHAD good omens #im going insane. does anyone want anything #i havent been normal about it since ep 6 #something shifted on 20 nov 2020 i just know it. the magnetic field of the earth #theyre gay they behave like an old married couple and they danced and all of it was real #and they didn't throw a straight love interest at the end #excuse me while i. eat a lightbulb

[badboysupr]

to all the muses out there who have been genuinely nice to leo:

i'm sorry

he is literally a disaster and a half (or maybe about 5385865363 disasters, tbqh) and is2g every single time anyone just shows common decency to him, he has an Entire Moment that should be backed up by a dramatic musical number at this rate bc jeezum

jeezum

#(ooc) #i was about to make a hc post about this but yknow whatevs #for now i'll just throw that out there bc it's INSANITY my dudes #the way someone can literally just Be Kind to him and he's like #(: excuse me i'm sORRY what ??? #or even just compliment his skills #leo: :D . . . HAH-- ahah . . . aNYWAY #not leo going off for entire paragraphs of confusion and inability to comprehend the tiniest gesture of kindness #while i'm sitting here holding my head in my hands like HONEY LITERALLY CALM DOWN YOU WILL NOT PERISH #but srsly tho ilu all for dealing with this garbage fire and we are so appreciative of all the dynamics and interactions we have ;w; #thanks again for writing with us and leo's continued nonsense day after day! <3

[whatkindofnameisella]

who gave the extraordinary attorney woo writers the right. i like you so much it feels like im sick inside. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #young-woo feeling like her autism makes her impossible to fall in love with but jun-ho just falls in love with her so fully & completely #r u kidding me #i am going to cry #all of ep 9 is so good.... the kids showing their acorn bracelets..... just wanting to play...... okay excuse me while i just #sobs #extraordinary attorney woo

[b4kuch1n]

dedramatization

transcript

this is, indeed, fanart for @metanoia-blues! just straight up aped a whole scene from the latest episode (ep. 70) to draw into comic form lol. what a time I chose to join back in on the journey

#metanoia blues #willow jenkins #warfred bartosz #man. literally I have never felt this much rage about a fictional character. I need this bitch to die painfully On Screen #for folks without context here warfred (the guy with beard) and willow (guy with the robot mask) were in a question game #while warfred is a suspect in a murder like. two days ago #the question game is warfred's style which. speaks to the kind of person that he is. fuck that guy #willow's taken it upon themself (and so have their friends) to investigate the murder. which is why they're in his apartment on excuses #and they were coming to a draw on the question game. and willow laid down their ace which is a wound they knew warfred lied about #and instead of continue playing the game. well. you see #highly recommend reading the recaps and catching at least this episode btw. it was INSANE experiencing it live. it was Something Else #to give you an idea of how insane. right after that scene I plugged in my laptop to sketch and ink this comic. #and finished that in six hours. #this shit had me in a chokehold I'm not normal #actually first time an audio play actually managed to scare me! fucked up and evil!!! #you can find the recaps on the official blog I tagged #and the episodes are on youtube #search ''metanoia blues'' and it should come up! they're posting new episodes as they go #active call to people who like audio plays and dice improv. get into this with me. its so good

[bluelockednyx]

Chigiri and Nagi looking good as always, and Chigiri looking like the boss in the center (good for him, good for him). Isagi and Bachira are okay too, pretty standard for them, but RIN

Are you KIDDING me the only one who has a collar and chains around their neck is rin omg omg omgggg

#blue lock official merch #cyberpunk theme is always fun but rin??? #rinrin???? #the collar and that bit of skin exposed under it?? #the jp fans are all going crazy about it and I don't blame them I feel like i'm hyperventilating #anime merch team coming in swinging for sub rin out of nowhere is?? #excuse me while i go insane over this