yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.
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plain and simple i am not going to be able to remain in this fandom long-term if i have to keep putting disclaimers on every single one of my posts that say i don't condone dennis' bad, bad actions and that i am in fact aware he's got a history of sexual assault and dubious/nonconsent. the entire gang has done heinous shit. why is dennis the only one who needs to be treated like this? if some rando wants to post about how dennis is pookie pie that doesn't automatically mean they're blind to his crimes. every single member of the gang is a piece of shit. that's kind of the point.
draw dennis with cat ears who give a shit
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a fun fact about me is that im really normal about when rory sadtrashking draws art
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I’m sorry but based on what you said I’m just imagining hajime being like “yeah I never dated, it just seemed like no one was interested” and then literally everyone else’s reaction of shock and horror
Omg YEAH
On one hand no one explicitly told Hajime they were into him and he took that as lack of interest, their miss tbh they should have communicated
On the other hand every person Hajime makes friends with being like "you're.... special to me...." and Hajime is like haha I'm glad we're growing closer thanks for the underwear :)
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it drives me up the wall that the first time we really see dean do anything that even remotely resembles praying, it's on his own deathbed in an out of body experience. he spent all of the first season trying to find a father that didn't want to see him, trying to keep his brother out of trouble that always ended up right in front of them anyway, spent years, years, doing a job that has dragged him down, and the first time we see him beg for help is when he's already almost dead. and even then, even then, it's not to angels, or a demon, or god, it's to his father. john winchester sits beside dean's bed as his son is a ghost and dean screams at him in confusion and frustration and fear, because he did everything his father ever asked of him, hunted monsters, saved people, saved sam, always followed orders, and here john sits, just watching. dean paces around the room as a reaper comes for him and watches as his father just sits there. "you haven't called a single person. after everything i've done for you? you're just gonna give up on me?" after we just watched in the season one finale that dean is laying on the floor bleeding out and begging sam not to kill their father. 'please, it's the one thing i can't stand, please don't separate our family any more than it's already divided. please, don't kill dad. we can find another way to kill the demon, but we can't do this without dad. i have served him my whole life and i love him and both of those things hurt.' and the very next fucking episode, the season two opener, we watch dean come as close to praying as he's ever come, and it's to his father. it's to john, who is just watching. dean's first prayers literally fall on deaf ears.
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Anyway so there's this guy I was talking to in my city who was trying to hit me up as friends with benefits right, and I'm not against the idea if its a dependable friend. But he said that he couldn't ever have me over at his because he still lives with his ex and doesn't want to upset her omfg but he has the audacity to think he could just invite himself to my house, which is my SONS house. Like yeah let's not upset my ex of 5 years who I'm still pining after and keep accidentally calling my partner still, but yeah I can just go to your sons home and make myself comfy as friends with benefits because that's what I need to heal from my ex that I still live with. Fuck OFF where are these men finding the audacity?? I'm thiiiis close to just closing all my dms again cause what is thaaaaat ahaha pathetic little boy
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