#evergreen anon

[factorialsfandoms]

Here are some jokes for you!

What do cowboys put on their salads? Ranch dressing!

What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!

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Everygreen your jokes are, as ever, an absolute delight to wake up to thank you!!!

#evergreen anon #ask and answer

[nancyheart11]

I tried to cook Lofty into soup a couple of weeks ago but she escaped in a helicopter flown by healthcare AU Sky. So I, a carnivorous coniferous evergreen tree, had to find another source of food (I can photosynthesize, but... why eat light when you can eat flesh? :D) and I successfully tricked Wr0ng into my roasting pan.

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That seems like a lot of extra steps for nutrients that your chlorophyll will struggle to process.

Have you considered being the "ranch" that pets get sent to when they can't be with their owners anymore?

You provide a service and get food!

#nanswers! #evergreen anon #Gremlin hours I see #XD

[russeliarat]

How are you doing?

(Have you eaten, have you had anything to drink, have you touched grass today)

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Touched grass I have not, but I've had so much water today, I'm concerned I don't have enough sodium to balance it out. Controversial opinion but school canteen food (at least mine) is top-tier. Don't know where I'd be without the canteen staff's baguettes tbh.

I'd like to ask you the same thing. All anons ask how you're doing, but noone ever asking their anons how they're doing 😔

#ask russ #evergreen anon #check ins w evergreen

[lisannastraussisanangel]

Hiiii How r u doing :) (hope its well) could you please do hcs on the thunder legion acting like siblings?

Hey, I'm doing pretty good today! You already know I love them so let the fun begin!

Evergreen gets the typical little sister treatment. They bully the shit outta her, but only they can do that

They fight. Not only with words but physically. Bicklow's proudest moment was irritating Freed so much that he snapped and tackled him

Laxus tried to break it up but got pulled into it too. Man was so confused but he got punched so now he's punching

Evergreen steals all of their clothes. She'll walk around wearing one of their jackets complaining about how ugly it is, but when they tell her to take it off she refuses

They all cuddle. Laxus pretends he's not into it, but he's always the first to 'accidentally' fall asleep on the couch

Freed gets the "are we there yet" treatment. He should invest in headphones on long train rides

He would, but if he stops paying attention for too long someone will run away. They must be supervised at all times

Evergreen calls them her brothers. If they are on a job and someone asks if she's dating one of them, she gags and shrieks "ew that's my brother"

Laxus uses his electricity to frizz up Evergreen and Freed's hair. He is on thin fucking ice

Bickslow (who is a year older than Freed and Ever) pulls the "When I was your age" card constantly. It drives them absolutely nuts

One time to prank Freed, they all moved everything in his room 2 inches to the left. Freed almost had a nervous breakdown

#i just think they're neat #anon <3 #fairy tail #fairy tail headcanons #raijinshuu #thunder god tribe #thunder legion #laxus dreyar #freed justine #fairy tail bickslow #bickslow #bickslow ft #fairy tail evergreen #evergreen ft

[xxx-stim-xxx]

Redwood + rain for anon

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#stimboard #redwood #forest #trees #nature #rain #snow #evergreen #stream #river #water #leaves #ferns #anon #no hands #green #orange #brown #grey #white #black #requests

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

bickslow, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. laxus: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... evergreen, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven? bickslow, spraying laxus: You FUCKING DUMBASS! laxus: Dude, I forgot- bickslow: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? freed: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

so basically hc that everyone in the raijin tribe apart from freed cannot cook

absolute polar opposite of the ask that said freed is the only raijin member who CAN'T cook

#conflicting opinions on this. back to you in the studio #tyvm for the submission! #ily anon #freed justine #raijinshuu #thunder legion #bickslow #evergreen #laxus dreyar #fairy tail #incorrect fairy tail quotes #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga #submission #ask

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

evergreen from fairy tail is transgender (headcanon)

submitted by anonymous

#evergreen #fairy tail #evergreen fairy tail #transgender #trans #transgender characters #trans characters #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #queer #queer characters #queer headcanons #submission #ask #anon #anonymous #your blorbos are queer

[ailurocide]

what is the history of the evergreens? -🪷

The cones on an evergreen pine tree act as an indicator of humidity! When humidity is low, the pine cone’s scales spread, and expose its seeds, and when humidity is high, the cone closes tightly to keep moisture out.

#ailurocide #ailurocide: spoiler plant questions #ask #lotus (🪷) anon #ailurocide: the evergreens

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What would Lisanna, Mirajane and Evergreen think of if they entered the Strauss family household, and see a shirtless Natsu pumping irons, as Elfman is coaching him? What do they think of all those muscles on the fire dragon slayer?

Mirajane: Mama likey~

Lisanna: 😳

Evergreen: For a loudmouth idiot. He’s certainly built a fine career physique.

#fairy tail #mirajane strauss #lisanna strauss #evergreen fairy tail #anon ask

[skyloftian-nutcase]

You’ll never find me

—you can probably guess who I am

LOL why does this sound so ominous XD

#you ask skye answers #lovely anon #is this another anon war oh boy #silver? #stormy? #this sounds like evergreen mischief but maybe not #ghosty? #heck if I know

[factorialsfandoms]

Here! Have some jokes!

Why did the teacher have a sack full of birdseed? For her parrot-teacher conferences.

Why was the broom late to school? It over-swept!

What kind of nut doesn’t like money? Cash ew.

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Congrats you earnt multiple giggles!

#evergreen anon #ask and answer

[nancyheart11]

Wr0ng has been successfully roasted and dinner is served. The feast with all the fixings is on their blog!

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Oh No Wr0ng!

. . . Anyway. Dinner! :D

#nanswers! #evergreen anon

[russeliarat]

Guess what! Today I woke up to a dusting of snow on the ground! (And my house's heating isn't working right so it is 16C/62F degrees in my house. Yay.)

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p.s. Do you like snow?

I personally love snow! It started snowing about an hour ago while I was in school but it turned to slush bc it was really raining beforehand :( Brightened up my day a bit tho.

It was about -6C when I woke up so I would have loved to have your heating lol. Stay well and don't catch a cold like I did!

#ask russ #evergreen anon

[lisannastraussisanangel]

Hey hope ur well! I was wondering if u had any hcs about Freed being ticklish?

Ticklish Freed is now one of my new fav headcanons...

It is his deepest, darkest secret. That man planned to take it to his grave

He was so good at hiding it. Like even if someone did try to tickle him, he would be able to keep a straight face for long enough for them to give up

That was until Bickslow refused to stop. Freed broke and giggled, which turned Bix into a monster

Freed tried bribing Bickslow into silence but very slowly everyone found out (Bix blames his babies for snitching but Freed beat the shit outta him anyway)

Tickling Freed is a very dangerous activity. Any attempts usually end in being locked in some type of rune (usually trapped in a box)

But there are some members who are willing to take the risk

Mirajane is too scary for Freed to attack so he mostly just runs from her. There's been several instances of Freed sprinting out of the guild terrified and a giggling Mira running after him

Drunk Cana is all over him. Freed's tried using his magic on her, but drunk Cana is a different breed and somehow gets passed all the magic he uses on her

Wendy tries to tickle him and Freed usually lets her and will give a giggle pretty early on to make her happy

Laxus openly says it's stupid that everyone is obsessed with tickling Freed so Freed make the foolish mistake of thinking Laxus would not tickle him

It's very rare that Laxus will but it's always at the most random times. Like talking to a client, Laxus will give him a couple pokes. Or during training. Freed lets him do it

You'd think Bix is the worst with it, but it's Evergreen. She's always sneaking up behind him and catching him off guard. She's one of the few people that can surprise him and because of it Freed rarely has the time to defend himself. Evergreen sneak attacks him and leaves before the man can react

Also Lisanna is an absolute demon. Freed is too scared to even stand next to her now

#I'm back baby! #hopefully #anyway hope you enjoy :) #fairy tail #fairy tail headcanons #anon <3 #freed justine #raijinshuu #thunder god tribe #thunder legion #bickslow #fairy tail bickslow #mirajane struss #cana alberona #wendy marvell #laxus dreyar #ft evergreen #evergreen ft #evergreen fairy tail #fairy tail evergreen #lisanna strauss

[ladye-zelda]

Trouble wordsing but want interact

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That’s okay; you’re more then welcome to stay!

Mmm, tea and cake! Thank you!!

#the ladye answers #amazing evergreen anon!!!

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Laxus: Blue M&Ms are the best. bickslow: whAT IS THIS SLANDER? laxus: What about it? They are. bickslow: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! bickslow: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! laxus: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO! freed: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. evergreen: I like the yellow ones. laxus and bickslow: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

i prefer skittles

#but the best ones are the uhhhh purple #laxus dreyar #evergreen #freed justine #bickslow #raijinshuu #thunder legion #ily anon #tyvm for the submission! #fairy tail #incorrect fairy tail quotes #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga #submission