#even without yet having the context for why he was so OBVIOUSLY *SO* viscerally offput and uncomfortable and vehement about not doing it

[blujayonthewing]

so I actually am normal about astarion but I cannot stop thinking about looking up the thing with the drow in moonrise towers just out of curiosity about some minor thing about the followup conversation at camp and finding out that 'help, I'm romancing astarion but I made him bite that drow way back in act 2 and now he's breaking up with me 😰' is apparently a really common problem and I JUST-- YOU DID WH-- I AM TAKING HIM AWAY FROM YOU

#bg3 #sorry this is so vague lmao but HELLO... #even without yet having the context for why he was so OBVIOUSLY *SO* viscerally offput and uncomfortable and vehement about not doing it #you're ROMANCING HIM and told him to just suck it up and do it?? #AFTER the drow was talking about him like he's your slave with no free will??? #have you EVEN BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO HIS WHOLE DEAL I'M-- #romancing astarion just because you like that he's sexy and funny and violent without engaging with him on any more meaningful level #and then getting mad when he has feelings and wants agency #is SO on the nose I'm gonna scream #anyway I'm taking him away from you bye!!!