#even though it's crap

[sgtsteele]

10.26 Business as Usual

#ray steele #robert perkins #the bill #business as usual #posting for completeness #even though it's crap

[weedle-testaburger]

not to talk about the james somerton thing for the 284837627th time, but I'm surprised no one has pointed out how stupid his 'queer women have it easier' take is considering the fucker literally makes it harder for them by erasing their persecution and even the repercussions they face when making media

#personal crap #hbomberguy #james somerton #like he really said 'queer women get to represent themselves look at su and she-ra!' #hbomb rightly called him out for misgendering but also su and she-ra got a lot of network hostility for being so gay #how does a supposed queer media analyst not know that? there's articles and books discussing it you could steal james! #not to mention straightwashing becky albertelli because he didn't like love simon that's just gross #though the fact hbomb pointed out he did that in 2022 makes it even worse bc this was after she'd come out #(and after rebecca sugar and nd stevenson had been out as not cis women) for years

[skyward-floored]

Oot really said “oh this kid isn’t old enough to defeat the Big Evil yet, lets put him to sleep until he’s 16/17! surely that’s old enough!”

#like??? #why not let him sleep another three or so years??? #I think 20 would better? wouldn’t it?? #even 19 I think though personally 19 really sucked for me so idk #maybe hyrule just couldn’t take it any more... #was ganon close to figuring out Zelda’s plot maybe? #ocarina of time #rambles from the floor #Peggy is being normal about oot again #I can’t imagine fighting Ganon at 16??? #I was a disaster at 16 #and I realize Link kind of is as well but that’s exactly my point #that ain’t old enough to do half the crap he ends up doing #plus he’s only PHYSICALLY 16 #technically he’s still only 10...

[elminster-big-naturals]

this may be controversial but maybe the "astarion and halsin are SO sexually traumatised that you should literally cut your own dick off before thinking abt them romantically you disgusting freaks" goon squad should consider the ramifications of essentially insisting assault survivors be permanently excluded from any kind of sex and romance bc they are too broken and stupid to be trusted to know their own desires and boundaries or have the capacity to want to explore/push them.

you know real survivors (not pixel men but real ppl like me!) can read that shit? do you think pushing the lie that encountering one (1) Genital Wielded With Intent will invariably cause us to crumble to a miserably weepy heap of dust and blow away in the breeze is appreciated or helpful? or implying the people that love or desire us are selfish at best and outright predators at worst?

i'm begging ppl to just be 2% normal about abuse survivors PLEASE. the characters aren't real but the attitude you drag from fandom back into the real world are.

#im a long term csa survivor and a 2x rape survivor. i'm now 30yo and live completely free of my trauma in a loving committed relationship #wanna know how i did it? mostly by exploring sex and intimacy on my own terms (including casual sex + kink as well as writing) #you know why i dont talk abt it even though it doesn't bother me? bc i hate the sudden change in how people treat me #like im a cross between a fabergé egg and a hand grenade. get fucked bro for REAL #obviously everyone processes this shit differently but god i am so tired of 'well meaning' disk horsers saying some googoo gaga nonsense #anyway im not tagging this but its fine to rb/interact with. #and YES other survivor spreading this crap this is a direct @ for you too! i'm spraying you with a water gun like a misbehaving cat

[askblueandviolet]

Hey Mayor, you should try screaming into a pillow . Its what I do when everything feels like shit.

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #blue and violet #they appreciate the advice #unfortunately they are not educated on how screaming into a pillow works #they did try though #they feel a little dead inside though #even though that's... not really possible #but they do feel too exhausted to scream #maybe they will later #the more and more I draw depressed Mayor the more and more I regret making them go through so much crap #but hahahahaha #ha

[sabotourist]

You know I was talking with my friend a while back and in light of restoration... Can we just talk about how good Doc is? How, in s15, when the others retired, he went on to find other ways to help. How he has failed over and over, gotten shit on over and over, gotten his mind fucked with over and over, and yet that man never stopped trying to help people?

Even at the very end.

#rvb #he saved donut #and he saved wash #my two favorites #doc #my darling dear #i owe it all to you #you have my heart my whole heart #killing him off was fucking bold #especially like that #wash lived because of doc though #donut lived because of doc #he got so much crap and yet #he never stopped trying to help #even when it cost him his life #rvb doc #frank dufresne #docnut #docington #also hear me out: medic donut #the fact that he hadnt even been back with them long before he died #wow #ouch #rvb restoration #rvb spoilers #rvb restoration spoilers #rvb season 19 #red vs blue restoration #doc youre a real one

[homicidal-slvt]

{Random Incorrect Quotes Because I'm A Sleepy Mess}

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|These are all just me if I was in their universe. Stupidity incoming lmao|

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Y/N: Hello, child. You have been crime fighting on an empty stomach and I will not stand for it.

Tim: How did you know that- wait... How'd you get up here without me seeing you???

Y/N, slapping a sandwich into his hand: ✨Sammwich✨

Tim: ?!?

Y/N: *Sprints away*

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Y/N, rustling through her purse: You look like you need a snack... You're not taking proper care of yourself, hon.

Jason: I'm a grown ass man. I am perfectly capable of-

Y/N, throwing a granola bar at his face: ✨Snack✨

Jason, irritated: Stop.

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Y/N, sliding a card to Bruce, whispering: Psst... Batman... Hey. Batman... Hey.

Bruce, looking at the hand drawn father's day card, confused: ....

Bruce: I'm not your father.

Y/N: ....

Y/N: But you could be.

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Y/N: I have a great idea.

Dick: No.

Y/N: Why?

Dick: You're just gonna stab them with a knife.

Y/N: Yeah. But it's effective.

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Bruce: .... Where are the girls?

Dick: I think Y/N took them for a girls night out.

Bruce: ....

Bruce: They're gonna come home with cats, aren't they?

Dick: Probably.

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#vee's incorrect quotes #vee's dumbass jokes #dc incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #please keep in mind i am unable to personally read comics so my information is just based off whatever i can scrounge up online. #i love the characters dearly though and they've been a big comfort for me for a while even though its difficult for me to get canon content #so my info is whatever bullshit i scavenged like the poor squirrel i am. piecing crap together with shotty string and a dream. #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne

[atsukunaritai]

「つうか、みっちゃんが一番好きだ。」

「俺が死ぬまで一番。」

— Actually, you're number one for me, Micchan.

— You're number one until the day I die.

永遠の昨日　第３・８話　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　Eternal Yesterday ep. 3&8

#yeah. so. i decided to torture myself by rewatching this show. lost count of how many times i cried. way worse than the first time #knowing everything and still watching it was painful in a whole different way it was a brand new show even though i still remembered it all #eien no kinou #eternal yesterday #jdrama #watching this while it was airing and having zero clue how it was going to end was like a rollercoaster #cus i kept going oh... that looks bad. to oh wait maybe? to oh crap that sounds foreboding. to ohh maybe with this?? to oh shit oh god #and this time around it was all just... the knowing. not the knowing that it's a tragedy but the knowing how mitsuru will be in the future #knowing that koichi changed everything for him and even though he gave him the ability to connect with other people for the first time #he also took a huge chunk of that ability with him when he left #and we don't know if mitsuru will ever regain it #mine #bl drama #bl series #ANYWAY i just had to put my emotions into something so i made these to let it outttt #they're not exactly what i originally planned but i still liked making them and CRYING

[losttranslator]

well after watching rvb: restoration I have the exact same feelings about it I did when it was first announced: I'm completely okay with seasons 16-18 being tossed but I still feel that s15 for all its flaws had much, much superior post-Chorus characterization.

#rvb s19 #rvb restoration #red vs blue restoration #rvb restoration spoilers #Like cmon in s15 the reds agreed to go rescue church - whom they weren't that close to - at the drop of a hat #Even though they weren't even *sure* he's actually out there or in danger #And here they're not remotely concerned abt tucker (whom they're closer to) when they know for certain he's being mindcontrolled? #Like they wouldn't give a crap about it if not for the fact meta is hunting them down? #It's some bullshit. If tucker disappeared right after the staff of charon fight they would have gone looking for him

[ghostinurattic]

hi, have some fem bill and giffany bc I love them so

#bill found out about will wood through giffany and has never been the same #giffany listens to miku religiously even though her favorite is kaito #giffany is the QUEEN of cyber bullying #shes had practice after a part of her ended up on the internet #my art #my art crap #artists on tumblr #artist #digital art #artwork #ghost in ur attic #gravity falls #giffany #human bill cipher #gravity falls bill #bill cipher

[sunshinediaz]

tease tidbit tuesday 🥂

decided tonight to bring hoa eddie from 36k to 40k and by god i will reach that goal <3 in the meantime please enjoy this lil tease teehee

He hears the Jeep pull into the drive and then, a moment later, the slam of a door. “Time to go.” Eddie pulls at Christopher’s shoulders. “Your stepdad’s here.”  Chris wrinkles his nose. “Eew,” he says, disgusted, but gets up and follows after Eddie to greet Buck, anyway. 

tagged by @wildlife4life, @wikiangela, @disasterbuckdiaz, and @jeeyuns mwah

tagging @spagheddiediaz, @callmenewbie, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @honestlydarkprincess, @devirnis, @actualalligator, @exhuastedpigeon, and @evanbegins if any of you wanna <3

#me and chris: sick and tired of eddie and buck's bull crap smh #anyway they're about to go on a date but eddie won't admit it's a date even though he's gonna spend the night looking at buck's ass and coc #in those pretty jeans of his #trust me eddie told me so himself #tag games

[tswwwit]

What are some ideas you have floating around that you don't have any plans on writing but like to entertain as a thought?

Many of them, in fact! Though they sort of vanish from my memory if I don't make a record of them, here's a few ones I jotted down when they came to mind.

For a domestic one: Bill thought he'd hate a lot of being married! Even though he loves Dipper, he thought he'd rebel against the chains of domesticity - and in some ways he still does - but one major benefit he's found is not having to be 'on' all the time.

No need to be perfectly performing all the time! No shoving around for social influence, no intimidation, or clever tricks. No commanding attention or taking up the room. Hell, there's surprisingly little upkeep! Bill can undo his tie and pick his nose and bitch about his day to someone who isn't bending over backwards to agree with him on everything. Someone who doesn't give him a weird look and sneer if he, god forbid, actually wants to sit down, read a book, drop the grin for an hour or two.

The concept in question is Bill's very first moment of great surprise. That when he isn't being the most charming, terrifying, and exciting guy in the universe, and just chilling out for like, five minutes, Dipper comes over and snuggles up to him on the couch, or wraps his arms around his shoulders and kisses the top of his head. And when Bill asks 'what was that for?', Dipper shrugs and goes 'eh, just felt like it'. It's both baffling and extremely compelling.

A short where Reincarnated Dip is Definitely Sure he's Not Gay!!! Especially not for this Hot Demon Man who is getting so close and touchy with him with his big smile and horrible wiles. Yep. Just keeping an eye on him to make sure he's not up to something Nefarious ™.

A discussion between Dipper and Bill where Dipper insists that Bill should understand this, or not do that, because, like. Y'know, Bill's a guy! There are guy things! Making Bill stare at Dipper like he's an idiot. He proceeds to informs Dipper how that's stupid for multiple reasons! First, that Bill's Not Human to begin with, his gender can't be put into a little box! And frankly, he never filled out the paperwork for his original one, come to think of it. Sure, he/him's fine, but c'mon, sapling, thinking of the whole shebang like a binary is dumb as hell. Now Dipper has to do some mental readjustment re: his own issues with masculinity/gender.

#answers #None of this is very coherent I just saved this ask for a while and dumped some thoughts in #Though I do have like a whole scene in my head for the gender one #Probably it's Bill cajoling Dipper into wearing a dress for something. Which Dipper obviously rebels against. #Bill's very convincing but Dipper shoots back well. He's never seen *Bill* wear a dress. Thinking he's making a point #But Bill just gets the metaphorical equivalent of a lightbulb over his head. Hey! Good point kid it's been a while #Oh ho!!! I see! Pinching Dipper's cheek - you want us to *match!* Surprised to see any fashion sense outta you #Hold on a sec. Bill will whip up something in a jiffy. A real nice one #Now Dipper's spluttering. He thought it was a good counterargument but Bill didn't even *flinch* at the idea of wearing one himself #But like. C'mon Bill Guys Don't Wear Dresses!! You're a guy you shouldn't- #Bill stares at him like he's an idiot. DIpper shuts up. Dumb move actually now that he's thinking about it #Both because telling Bill he *shouldn't* do something absolutely means he's looking into doing it. If not already in the process #And second. Uh. Oh hell. Dipper remembers. That Bill's only wearing that body. Not human. Triangular so - Wait. Is he *not* a guy?? Uh. #Bill's perfectly fine with his human body and his pronouns. Even with the presumptions that his husband has made over the years #But Dipper having this idea that those mean Bill should STOP doing certain things annoys him a lot #Bill politely - for him anyway - reminds Dipper that he's very much *not* a guy. None of that crap applies! #As Dipper has seen! And hey the ideas Dipper's working with there are outdated even among *humans* what the hell #There's probably a mini-rant that's rather scathing but frankly that's Bill on easy mode for his husband #Dipper's well-intentioned and knows how things go but he struggles with masculinity especially regarding himself #Turns out being bullied and trying so hard to be Socially Acceptable means a lot of issues to unpack #Also re: the Domestic one #Dipper is present with Bill while he chills out for those five minutes. Just watching from across the room #Bill knows he's there. But he's not puffing up trying to be impressive. Not being dismissive. Just accepting. And now Dipper's *fascinated* #It's so rare to see Bill NOT 'on' that he couldn't help it. No big show. No big grin. Almost.... not 'vulnerable' he's terrifying always #But so so relatable. God does Dipper know the feeling of just wanting to find some peace and quiet after a hectic day. But for Bill. That's #Rare and strange and so - Dipper *knows* he's the Only Person who could ever ever see this. Being in Bill's presence for a full ten minutes #Without Bill flipping some internal switch to 'Impress or Intimidate'. This is Dipper's own little secret to watch and absorb and treasure #And. In a way. When Bill's not vibrating with potential energy for parties or violence he's even MORE handsome #He just HAS to kiss him. A little bit. On the cheek or on the top of the head. Maybe curl up next to him where it's warm and touch his ches #Bill spends hours afterward wondering where the hell that came from and WHY. And it'll take him *so much* time to figure it out

[portraitoftheoddity]

I am a big fan of "if you feel overwhelmed by cleaning, choose just one small thing to do" as a way of getting started and over the initial anxiety-fueled inertia of doing chores.

Because "I have to clean the bathroom" feels like a lot. I can say "I have to clean the bathroom" all day to myself and keep putting it off because it's a large task composed of many little tasks, and picking one place to start is daunting.

But "I have to empty the bathroom trashcan because it's full" is not so bad. That's one task with a simple start and end point that takes 30 seconds. I can handle that. That's barely a chore.

But while I'm picking up the trash can I notice the toilet it's next to is looking kinda dusty and gross. And, well... wiping down the toilet isn't THAT hard since I'm already in there and the cleaning supplies are in the closet on the way to the main trash where I'm emptying the bathroom trash. So I take the trash out and grab the cleaning spray and the paper towels and come back and wipe down the toilet, and dump some cleaner in the bowl while I'm at it. And now the toilet is looking nice and clean but the sink is really scummy by contrast. But hey, I already have the cleaning spray and paper towels out! So I spray down the sink and I go to spray down the countertop but it's got stuff on it so I put away everything that needs putting away into drawers or the medicine cabinet and put the rest in the tub for a minute while I spray and scrub down the countertop and scrub out the sink, and then I double back to the cleaning supplies to grab the windex to wipe down the mirror while I'm at it, then when that's all taken care of I put everything in the tub back on the counter nice and tidy-like.

And now I have a much cleaner bathroom!

If I'm still feeling up to it, I might sweep the floor and scrub out the tub, or I might take a break. But what started as just "I need to take the bathroom trash out" led to spotting other tasks that it was easy to transition to because I was already there and had supplies on hand. I can stop at any point and instead of feeling guilty that I didn't scrub out the bathtub, I can feel proud that I windexed the stupid mirror, which was far beyond the original scope of what I set out to do.

The more little wins I set up for myself, the easier things feel, and the more motivated I get, because I keep accomplishing things. At a certain point I transition to thinking "okay, what's next that I haven't done yet" but by that point I'm on a roll and no longer struggling with the initial overwhelm.

So, yeah. That's what works for me.

#This is the story of how I just wound up cleaning the bathroom at 12am #because the trash was bothering me #even though I put off cleaning all day long #oops #cleaning #lena's personal crap #lena's unsolicited advice

[tatsumi-rin]

Moral Orel doesn't seem 100% like a show I'd feel seen in if you don't know me but then I remember the episode with the special ed kids and underneath the usual satire on extremist bible belt religion it reminds me WAY too much of how actual special ed departments treated me and other kids growing up.

Like the writers must HAVE BEEN THERE IN LIFE, man. I'd kill to sit down with Dino Stamatopoulos and find out what the fuck inspired him and the other writing staff that day.

#husbandothings #moral orel #bonus fun tag rant? bonus fun tag rant...apparently #in those departments you are immediately written off as a tragic forever toddler by at least 50% of the staff regardless of your disability #there's good ones but the bad ones bring the fun spicy trauma #it doesn't matter how smart you actually are you gotta draw the sad face on that boy on the comic sans worksheet at the age of 15 #in your free lesson spaces that you got because of reasons #if someone tells me they're a teaching assistant or have “qualifications” in autism and special needs development i immediately distrust #because I have never met a neurotypical person with those qualifications who knows how to treat kids like humans especially autistic kids #funniest part? I was mostly in the special ed department because of my hearing and not totally my undiagnosed autism #and a little because of wonky emotional development from get this...a freaking religious school #like i see adults in the show and i see the headteacher who tried to tell my parents i should forgive the bullies because jesus would #even though the truth is way more nuanced but he just wanted to wash his hands of it #it's funnier than it should be because that teacher would fit right in to this show for that and additional reasons I won't state here #my family were atheists but thought the school would be good #the weird thing is at that time as a little kid I liked the idea of believing in god but nothing that happened proved Him to me #and moral orel hits because it resonates with the fact i genuinely believe religion can do good and it's all about the people #the ones who want to use that faith for good in the world and surviving rough crap and not to do things that would make jesus flip tables #that has stuck with me for over a decade as has the people who felt the show reinforced their christianity #but anyway

[everythingwasnormalhere]

Kenny finds all the Duolingo jokes fucking hilarious

Ever since the Spanish Or Vanish song came out, he's had it playing on loop, and he doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon

Also, Kenny doesn't speak Spanish, but he's kinda part latino (it's complicated) so he understands it quite well

So, yes, Kenny listens to the dirtiest songs in Spanish with teachers and students near him, and watches as everyone's so confused by him bursting out laughing at seemingly random moments

Another reason why he loves Spanish Or Vanish, the Spanish lyrics are so unhinged even though the rest of it is seemingly normal XD

#this is definitely not just because I'm obsessing over all the stupid duolingo crap rn #...even though I don't use duolingo #don't ask me what's up with that #btw kenny doesn't use duolingo either #he's just there because their social medias are way too funny #south park #south park headcanons #south park hcs #south park kenny #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick headcanons #he's my fav #south park fandom #sp headcanons #sp stuff #my hcs #duolingo #duolingo on ice #spanish or vanish

[weedle-testaburger]

i love that thing some cartoons with lgbtq rep do where they also have a wholesome af m/f ship that all the fans simp for almost as much as the actual queer characters

#personal crap #steven universe #connverse #su connie #su steven #su connverse #ok ko #ok ko ko #ok ko dendy #idk their ship name sorry :p #she-ra #glimmbow #spop bow #spop glimmer #the owl house #huntlow #toh willow #toh hunter #i also love how a lot of the fans hc these characters as queer even though they aren't like explicitly acknowledged as such on screen #the way garnet pearl rose enid adora catra luz amity etc. are #and i especially love how connverse is directly connected to another queer character through stevonnie #as well as them personifying those two's affectionate relationship #but i would say that lol