advice from the gang, how nice :)
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Eugene: Can I ask your advice for something personal?
Wednesday: Of course you can ask for it, whether I can dispense it is another story.
Eugene: What is the best way to a girl's heart?
Wednesday: Through the rib cage.
Enid: Weds, I don't think that...
Wednesday: The sternum may give you trouble but it's nothing that can't be overcome.
Enid: Wednesday, seriously, I don't think Eugene was asking about... [looks at Eugene] Are you taking fucking notes!?
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Enid: You know the friendship is real when there鈥檚 a rumour you鈥檙e gay for eachother.
Wednesday: 鈥ut we are gay for eachother.
Enid: Yeah but they don鈥檛 know that.
Bianca: We know that.
Tyler: The closets made of glass bestie.
Ajax: You told me you were in love with her when you broke up with me.
Divina: You went to the Raven together.
Yoko: I鈥檝e caught you two making out enough to spend the rest of my immortal life in therapy.
Eugene: You鈥檙e sitting on Wednesday鈥檚 lap right now.
Enid:
Enid: You got me there.
Kent: 鈥ou two are GAY!?!
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"I want a baby":
Part 1
Part 2
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Enid: if Eugene and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Wednesday: i don't know, both of you?
Enid: no, you could only save one of us
Wednesday: i would probably save Eugene because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer
Enid: suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?
Wednesday: why don't you let go of the anchor?
Enid: It's a family heirloom
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I'm leaving
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Edit: had to fix some lighting and shading and I like it a lot better now :)
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馃惡馃敧馃悵
I love this trio although we didnt really get to see them a lot 馃挃馃挃馃挃
(if the colors look weird blame my computer it displays colors much darker than they actually are 馃挃)
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Eugene: Wednesday I promise Enid likes you back. Just tell her how you feel.
Wednesday: But I don鈥檛 know how.
Eugene: You have good instincts. Go with what your gut is telling you and you鈥檒l be fine.
Wednesday: My gut tells me to cover myself in pigs blood, hide underneath Enids bed, wait until the dead of night and then jump out - faking my own gruesome death by the hands of demonic spirits. Then, when she is sobbing over my cold lifeless corpse, I reveal that it was all a playful ruse and finally confess my undying love for her to the symphony of her wailing relief and loving affections for me.
Wednesday: But I don鈥檛, because Principle Weems told me if I continued to be weird while Enid sleeps she鈥檇 make me dorm with someone else.
Eugene:
Eugene: Yeah. Maybe just buy her some flowers or something.
Wednesday: Boring and unoriginal. But I suppose it鈥檚 a start.
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