#ended up as a nurse lol

[beldaroot]

misty quigley is death. she is the one that controls who lives and who dies. she is the nurse who can heal and who can harm. sometimes she lets other people be the executioner - a girl with a knife acting as a butcher, a man with a gun acting as a detective. sometimes she lets nature take its course - a snowfall, a slippery cliff, a fractured lake. but she always she has a hand in death. sometimes she does not have full control over it: sometimes she kills and it kills her too.

#misty quigley #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #yj #misty quigley kinda character of all time methinks! #i just find it fascinating how she is involved in every death and is also linked to the lives that do end up surviving #the first adult scene of hers being a nurse who takes away someone's med is even more insane after this season lol #and the mistynat vision?! oh they always knew misty was gonna kill nat that's just so crazy woah

[gilly-moon]

I was thinking of the bird form in Howl’s Moving Castle and became possesed by the idea of an AU for these two:

Jack left home looking for adventure, but stumbled into the wrong place at the wrong time and became cursed with frost that creeps along his skin, slowly freezing him to death.

Pitch is an ancient wizard of sorts, with his own curse - the more power he uses, the more monstrous he becomes. He was banished for using dark magic on people, and now resides in a winding maze of underground caverns.

Knowing only that Pitch used to be one of the most powerful magic-users around, Jack seeks him out in hopes the ancient wizard can reverse the spell on him before it’s too late

#and shenanigans ensue #tempted to write a oneshot fic of this maybe #also I ended up using mergo’s wet nurse as ref for Pitch lol #rotg #rise of the guardians #jack frost #kozmotis pitchiner #pitch black #blackice #Curses AU #my art

[girl-named-matty]

Sebastian: I love sleepovers. Nurse Blainey: This isn't a sleepover. You're in the hospital wing. Sebastian: Then why do I have this nightgown? Nurse Blainey: That's a hospital gown. Sebastian: Truth or dare? Nurse Blainey: ... Sebastian: *waiting patiently* Nurse Blainey: *sighs* Dare.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hl #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #Nurse Blainey #I hc that they are good friends because sebastian has ended up in the hospital wing so many times lol #source: pinterest

[fauvester]

"go ahead and take the credit for good cardassian genes!"

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #TWAS MEANT TO BE A SINGLE SKETCH... #ah.. grown up kids.... #teen iskra though lol the bob cut.. queen..... #garashir #jo sets up her sterile nurse's table with like 200 different clamps. and then a lunchbox (sterilized on the outside) #for when bashir inevitably ends up doing a 14 hour surgery without scrubbing out for food #potato peritonitis.... #also idan messes up earth terminology on purpose. he thinks hes so darn cute. #hes the only one in the family that will willingly physically exert himself. so julian just has to boil his beets about it

[griffther]

there’s so many ppl enabling me in the notes of this post, so here enjoy some Thoughts i’ve had about the nurseydex maine road trip so far:

they do a road trip up the coast of maine over fall break their senior year so that nursey can see acadia national park while the leaves are changing

william “acts of service” poindexter decides that it is his Responsibility as nursey’s captain and fellow d-man to become maine’s official tour guide barbie. he plans the entire thing out and even prints them little itineraries and maps and shit because this boy is nothing is not Efficient

nursey makes them stop to see every single lighthouse they go anywhere near just to be a little shit (there are 65 lighthouses in maine, this would take So Long even if you just stopped at like a quarter of them)

the only canonical reference i could find for any actual locations in maine in the comic is that dex said his uncle who owned the lobster fishing boat he worked on over the summers lived in portland

(a side note to the above, i find this hilarious. portland is an pretty solidly liberal urban city - imagine a very small boston - and not somewhere you’re very likely to find small family-owned lobster fishing boats, at least in my experience. it would make way more sense for his uncle to live somewhere like rockland but i digress)

dex is 100% positive that nursey would Love portland so he carves out two whole days of their trip for them to stay with his uncle and explore. they go to the art museum and old port and the port head lighthouse and the top of the world lookout at fort sumner park and all the little shops and hidden places dex had found from living there every summer for years

nursey does end up loving portland but it might be more about the boy that shows it to him

even though his uncle lives in portland, i am still personally convinced that dex’s family mostly lives around the rockland area. i will go on a rant about nursey meeting dex’s close family another time, but while they’re in rockland, nursey continues his dedication to seeing all the lighthouses he can by forcing dex to make the almost mile long trek out to the breakwater lighthouse with him (don’t think about them standing alone next to this little building almost a mile out from land. the wind is chilly and strong and it makes dex’s hair look ridiculous and his cheeks flush and nursey definitely doesn’t want to kiss him ITS FINE ITS CHILL)

dex has them make a detour up to bangor and surprises nursey with going to see stephen king’s house. he doesnt understand why people are interested in looking at some dudes house At All but he does know nursey would love it so he does it anyways. the fence is cool and nursey gets so excited he almost face plants jumping out of the car, so dex counts it as a success

some random places i feel like dex would make them stop at along the way: freeport (nursey is both so confused and so delighted by just Everything about that place, but he loses his mind over the mcdonald’s and the ll bean outlet), ogunquit (dex purposefully takes highway 1 instead of the maine turnpike going towards portland so that they drive through ogunquit and he can see nursey’s face when he realizes they’re driving through the single gayest town he’s ever seen in his life and it’s in southern maine), moose point state park (there are a billion lil state parks in maine but i just randomly like this one in particular idk i think it’s cute), camden hills state park (it’s too foggy when they get there to drive up to the top so nursey makes them go on a hike instead so they didn’t “waste their time.” they get lost within like 10 minutes and are wet from the fog by the time they make it back to the car like 2 hours later), the desert of maine (it’s kinda boring to dex bc he’s seen it a dozen times since he was a kid, but nursey gets enthralled by the science behind it so it’s worth it), cushing (this is where the famous painter andrew wyeth lived at the olson house and was the subject of a lot of his work and i just feel like nursey would have fun seeing this place)

when they eventually make it to acadia, nursey ends up spending like two solid hours just sitting at sargent peak staring out over everything and desperately scrawling out lines of poetry into his notebook (dex spends most of those 2 hours staring at nursey but somehow doesn’t notice that nursey definitely isn’t writing about the scenery)

#im thinking about legitimately writing this out but hoo boy it'd end up being so long #will anyone actually see this? no probably not but it was fun to get it out of my head lol #lmk if any of you want me to add pics of these places so you have reference for wtf im talking about without having to google everything #nurseydex #derek nurse #william poindexter #omgcp #nurseydex maine roadtrip au

[demon-princess13]

tonight was fun ✨

#ended up bartending at my old work for a few hours #had such a blast lol #old regulars I haven’t seen since nursing school went wild #and I got to see some sick local bands I’d never heard of so #happy happy happy #me #my media #Spotify

[moregraceful]

Heavenly father, can I call you daddy?

#behaving normally abt arkells coming to san francisco!!!!! #i was gonna fly to VANCOUVER last year to see them at rogers arena and then my passport got fucked due to the name change #so i just gave away my ticket for free on twitter lol. they should play ''all roads'' for me specifically for being nice #big conversation in the leafs gc about what to wear. ''i have a hyman leafs jersey and dermott leafs shirsey. which do i wear?'' #''does he even like the leafs anymore? max was a traitor at the asg. dermott shirsey'' #''HYMAN JERSEY!!'' #''too bad i don't have a raptors his jersey'' ''I MEAN THEY FIRED HIS BOYFRIEND THERE TOO'' #''mlse hates max'' #''the fact that his boyfriends were fired in the offseason ;('' #are you normal or do you and your friends have an intricate au in which max from arkells is dating kyle dubas and nick nurse #''intricate au'' it's not an au it's just a fact #the running joke is that is bc nick nurse ended up with the 76ers and kyle is in pitt bro is just moving to pennslyvania #is it a joke....we don't know.... #the amount of kyle dubas/max arkells twt fic i've written should get me put in a home i think. there was more than one #dark days...i think my friends are glad i am off twitter frankly #i'm missing the cuda homeopener which sucks but i see the cuda 500 times a year. this is the first time the arkells have come to sf #in like. SEVERAL years. they never come to the usa west coast they only ever go to new york when they come to the us #biggest band in canada that no one has ever heard of in the usa lol. i'm not missing this shit #posting too much bc i. do not want to edit my fic #beryl gave me their beta edit notes and i melted into a puddle and rolled into the sewer drain and floated out to sea #me: ''this fic SUCKS i need HELP'' beryl: ''here are my beta notes so you can edit'' me: 😨😨😨😨 #fuck around (write a bad fic and send it to your trusted beta for help) find out (receive beta notes and now i have to edit) #(in two days)(help)(it needs so much editing) #they said i could go up tot 12-15k if i needed. small mercies. ''10k limit was so you don't write 30k again'' ok fair!!!! #fresno oilers.txt

[faebriel]

Kai faebriel I know you’re an angst machine but. Normal happy modern au

oh my dear anon. i fear that what we refer to as angst is inherent to the shitshow tragedy that is the story of the dsmp

#i was thinking about this when writing things up for the howl's moving castle au as well lol #but truly (and sadly) the tragedy is what defines this story!! #don't get me wrong i love taking characters and building them a happy ending #but like. for me even in the most 'normal' modern au cwilbur isn't cwilbur without the crushing pressure and mental illness #cniki isn't cniki if she doesn't nurse this feeling of burden and abandonment until she explodes #ctubbo isn't ctubbo unless he undergoes some awful shit way too young and changes for it #<- in case i haven't said it enough this is just what i find interesting and fun to explore no hate on the fluff #asks

[matoitech]

once i get the surgical tape off my incisions i will be so much less itchy . i believe in this

#i’m on week two the nurses told me i could take it off on week 3 . two thumbs up emojis #later this week at the end of the second week i can start shifting from back sleeping and i can apply aquaphor and stuff . swag #I JUST WANT TO WORK OUT AGAIN. I CANT UNTIL LIKE SIX WEEKS (AND EVEN THEN I HAVE TO BE LIGHT) #at four weeks i can lift my arms above my head and be able to start carrying heavier stuff lol #also whenever the incisions r healed to scars i can start applying the silicone gel so that’s fun

[sickmachete]

i stabbed myself with a pencil by accident over 10 years ago but the marks still there on my palm this is gonna follow me to the grave isnt it

#raise your hand if youve ever been stabbed by a pencil 🙋 #actually if you have do you still have the mark too bc mine hasnt faded at All #i remember it happened during school so i had to go to the office #and apparently there was some rule where the nurses werent allowed to cut into us lol #so these ladies just ended up handing me an honest to god scalpel and sat there and watched as i picked the lead out of my palm with it #so ik the lead chunk isnt actually in my skin anymore but i guess i got a free tat from it anyway AJSHDGFH #txt #im pretty sure the reason i got it in the first place was because i tried to clap my hands to stim while i was. holding a pencil . 💀

[crying-in-the-clean-utility]

#seeing just yourself on the schedule is terrifying guys #even more so when you show up and get told charge called in sick lol #its okay we ended up getting a bunch of pool nurses on the floor #so i only died a little bit #nursing #nursing memes

[harmonizewithechoes]

It’s my middle child’s 3rd birthday today 🥺

3 years ago my partner was deployed overseas and couldn’t come home for the birth because the military didn’t want to spend so much time quarantining their soldiers. Fortunately I had help as my parents were watching my son (at the time just a month shy of 2) for a few days before my due date and we had moved across the street from my partner’s parents when we found out about the deployment. So I had his mom with me at the hospital holding up her phone while we got to have a rare video call with my partner as we welcomed our daughter into the world after a very quick labor. I then had two months with our two very little kids by myself before he came home. It was an incredibly hectic time and I’m still not quite sure how I was able to get through all of that but here we are with the sweetest little 3 year old (let’s call her C) we could have asked for 🥰

C loves to play dress up and she has specific characters she’ll play as where you can’t refer to her as her name or she’ll get mad. She’s not C she’s Dr C or Baby or Baby Kitty or Princess Bucket (this was her first character and yes she does put a bucket on her head as a crown). Her favorite game to play is hide and seek and she loves dance parties and drawing and she’s obsessed with her 1 year old sister. We love C so much and I’m so excited to see how she grows and changes and learns over this next year ❤️

#personal #tonight her and her little sister are sleeping in their beds in their very own room for the first time #they’ve had their beds in my bedroom since we moved in and very often just ended up in our bed #but I’ve spent the past few days getting the room we’ve used for storage ready for them #and they’re doing really well so far #I’m sure they’ll end up in my bed again at some point but this is at least a step in the right direction #our crib that we’ve used for all 3 babies turns into a toddler bed and as I was taking it apart and putting it back together in the new room #my son started crying because he didn’t want his sisters to be big girls in their own room #he wanted me to put everything back and make the 1 year old 0 again so she could keep being a baby #I should point out that he is also obsessed with his baby sister #I told him that’s not quite how it works and kids are meant to grow up #and then he asked yet again for a baby brother because he loves babies so much and then he’d have a brother just like him 😅 #he’s very sweet but also…. that’s not happening lol #I’m slowly becoming a person again and being able to focus more time on hobbies #and my partner and I now have our room back #all of that would be reset again with another baby not to mention another year of nursing and diapers and sleepless nights…. pass lol #I’m emotional about my babies growing up but I’m also so excited to learn who they’ll become as time goes on #sorry for rambling I get sappy on their birthdays

[dazzlerazz]

My plush plague doctor Niall is wishing you a speedy Covid recovery! 💕

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THIS FOREVER AFTER I SAW YOUR DISCORD ICON BUT I ALMOST GOT ONE OF THESE IN 2019 AND EARLIER THIS YEAR I SAW ONE AS BIG AS ME IN A DND STORE IT WAS SO AMAZING I CAN SEND YOU A PIC LATER

#askbox #mutual tag #hehehehe I love these so much #we ended up not getting it because we forgot. lol #there was also a plague nurse to go with it which I found so cuteeeee

[tj-crochets]

Hey y’all! Weird question time, because I know my allergies are weird but I have no frame of reference for how weird or which parts are, uh, alarming to doctors lol For those of you with allergies, especially food allergies, do your allergies ever affect your blood pressure? High or low, either way Also, after a moderate-to-severe allergic reaction, do you ever have trouble with low blood sugar for a few days (or a few weeks)? Oh, side note, because idk how commonly known this is: Vinegar is acetic acid plus water. So if (like me) you are allergic to vinegar, look out for acetic acid in ingredient lists. It’s in the Moderna covid booster

#the person behind the yarn #I should have a weird questions tag but I don't lol #allergy mention #medical mention #blood pressure mention #that last one is because my sister is MAJORLY squicked out by the concept of blood pressure #I don't think she's on tumblr but she might be? #and if it bugs her she's probably not the only person in the world it bothers #so: tags for blacklisting! #as always please let me know if there are any other tags it would be helpful for me to include for blacklisting purposes #asking these allergy questions because I ended up calling a nurse helpline to ask about vaccines #(to see which ones had vinegar in them and it turns out it's probably just the Moderna covid vaccine) #and while I was talking to a nurse anyway I mentioned that 'my blood pressure didn't drop as badly this time with the booster' #but that I was still having trouble with low blood sugar and asked if he had any advice besides eat smaller meals more frequently #and the guy seemed fairly alarmed? and kept checking that I was okay and not still reacting to the vaccine? #so uh. I have a sneaking suspicion allergies don't usually affect blood pressure

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i think i've finally come to understand why i'm so bad at communicating with friends 👍 at one point or another i've thought i was in love with every single person i've ever been friends with (for the most part, at least) because i don't expect other people to like me. OBVIOUSLY this is not true but platonic feelings are not dissimilar to romantic ones (baseline they're the same: you want to love and be loved by someone) but i always end up realizing that i'm not in love with them, just that they matter to me very much and i wouldn't know what do to w/o their presence in my life. BUT this brings me to facet number 2 of my awful communication skills: i hate it when things Get Real. i find myself retreating any time it seems like Something Could Change in my day-to-day life due to them being around and "forcing" the change. i run away from talking to one of my only irl friends on almost a daily basis bc i dread the idea of having to do anything she might want me to do. i think, at the end of the day, my problem might just be that i don't want to change... ANYWAYS

#i actually think the funniest example of this comes from the irl guy friend i think i actually DO have romantic feelings for #i never used to have feelings for him but i always kind of nursed the idea of such a thing (as i said i think i could be in love with most #friends before i realize i'm not - but with him specifically i never had a moment where i realized i... wasn't?) also my previously #aforementioned irl friend kind of insinuated he might have feelings for me or we might end up with one another and now every time i think #abt him i think about THAT so. #anyways a few years ago he came by my house and picked me up and we got ice cream and talked for hours bc we have a lot in common #and he actually manages to keep in contact with me despite how hard it is (how hard i make it) to talk to me on a consistent basis lol #like we don't talk a LOT but he's also the one who convinced me to contact my former other irl best friend that i hadn't talked to in 6 yrs #anyways back to what i was talking abt from a few years ago... it was 4 yrs ago at this point but after the ice cream - i got a job #and we talked a lot - he took me and my irl bff out but she had a HUGE fight with her bf and he tracked her down and it was. a disaster #but after that they made up (lucikly she broke up with him not too long after lmao) but me and him were put in the middle of it #and anyways we went to the mall with the annoying couple LMAO but we broke off and it was just... really nice to be with him? #and then we went to walmart and rented a movie and went back to my irl's apartment and i tried to dye his hair in her bathroom LMAO #and it just felt really natural to be close to him and whatnot. we really get along and i really don't dislike him and i'm not NOT into him #but yeah anyways a few days later he messaged me and asked if he could pick me up from work but i told him no because at that point i was. #afraid. because i had a dream that i had kissed hik and he turned into rick sanchez and drowned LMFAOOO IT SOUNDS RETARDED BUT. #like i think the point of the dream was that if i showed him that i had some kind of feelings for him he would change or die or disappear? #i always assume the worst. but yeah the dream literally put me off so bad that i cut contact with him for almost 2 years #because i was afraid of him and i was afraid of my life changing #idk. maybe i should give it a try now. i'm still scared but you never know. #i at least wanna say 'thanks' for him convincing me to message my friend from 6 years ago so 🤷‍♀️ who knows

[elektroyu]

Back from the psychiatrist, where I get my sick leave slips. Today my usual doc was sick so someone else took over and let me tell you. Medical gaslighting, she was really good at that.

#random stuff #me/cfs #yes ma'am I'm sure it's all in my head #sure all I have to do is push myself a little harder #🙄 #if she even had an inkling about WHAT she was actually telling me #or what could happen if I did what she told me #she obviously has no idea #I could probably sue her if I took that advice and then ended up a nursing case lol #thanks but no thanks #I'm happy I can at least do a little bit here and there #and I'm not giving that up just because some doctor in training doesn't know what they're talking about #medical gaslighting #health #oh she's in further training not just training #but apparently she's not being educated about me/cfs