Yeah.
I see.
Have you tried turning the gravitational constant of the universe off and on again?!
Okay.
Turn it off.
Yes.
Okay.
Now.
….
TURN IT BACK ON AGAIN!!!!!
For fuck’s sake…
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Kelsier and Vin! @painted-fanbird
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I totally am not considering Empires Season 1 AUs
Jimmy, pouting: “Why do I have to get married for the treaty.”
Lizzie, eating breakfast: “Because the Wither Rose Alliance refused anything less than a marriage and I figured you would rather marry one of their allies than one of them.”
Jimmy, sulking: “So obviously I should marry the one we know nothing about bc his brother keeps him home under lock and key.”
Lizzie, spreading jam on a fish filet: “Well if the worst comes to worst and he’s absolutely terrible, at least you can just outlive him. Elves only live like four or five hundred years anyway.”
Jimmy: *opens his mouth*
Jimmy: *closes his mouth*
Jimmy: “How did that plan work out for you, then?”
Seablings: *look at each other*
Seablings: *look at Joel*
Joel, a perfectly normal, garden variety human. Who has inexplicably been married to Lizzie for ~600 years now: “is there something on my face?”
Lizzie: “Point taken.”
Meanwhile, in Rivendell
Scott, who has been relying on his brother’s lava magic to keep him from freezing their whole kingdom over for a long time now: “Oh yes this is going to go so well. We’re going to end up going to war with the Ocean because I accidentally turn the swamp kingdom into an ice skating rink. Excellent diplomacy, brother. You should get a prize.”
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@mcyt-yuri-week day one is sun and moon. and i know my silly little rarepair is not going anywhere but. i promised elaina id draw this so
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Has this been done before? I just watched the VOD and immediately went to make this so I don't know if anyone's done this yet o(-(
Based on this meme!
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Seriously thinking about tattooing the "Don't try to find a reason for somebody's love" quote somewhere in my body because I think about that scene every day of my life
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Went to a con and saw two Law and Luffy cosplayers absolutely throwing it back together when everybody started getting drunk.
My little lawlu heart went into cardiac arrest.
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Something something Ati being as much of Ruin's puppet as Marsh was Ati's something something Harmony manipulating Wax just as Ruin(and Preservation) manipulated him something something the cycle of abuse
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