#elijah to show up

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I Am All In Rewatch - Episode 1x12 (Part 1)

You asked out Lorelai! You asked out Lorelai! Yeah I did twice twice, and and not denied twice but interrupted twice. What it was like asking out? Dateus interruptus...Mrs Mrs Kim comes storming in looking for Lane, like throwing a mom fit right in the middle of my asking out, Lorelai. Right, it just it just I just kept getting jammed up. -Scott 

[I wonder what would have happened had Mrs. Kim not just like barged into the diner. Would you have gotten your kiss you years earlier?] No, I think she delayed it a little bit, not much. Who knows if if things were to go stay on his plans, Um, yeah, would have happened probably that year, that season. But yeah, life got in the way for four years. [We weren't ready for it. Wait, what card game was that you guys were playing?] Five card draw? [Is that poker?] Yeah [But you let her break the rules?] I did. I gave her four extra and if you want four cards, you have to show your ace. The only way you can get four cards is to have an ace. And I didn't require that. She showed me her Ace so I was just like really here just take one. [So you just really like her?] Yeah I like her... I liked when he pulled when he pulled out the deck of cards. I think that was cool because I mean, I grew up playing cards, That's what we do on the east coast. We played a lot of cards when we were kids. We gambled when we were kids. It was unbelievable. -Scott

#i am all in #this episode is one of my favorites #the unofficial first date #mrs kim barging in will never not be funny #luke trying to ask her out and getting interuppted #love this #cute things #the foreshadowing of it all #elijah to show up #dead #jewish jokes ftw #gilmore girls #luke x lorelai #lorelai x luke #luke danes #lorelai gilmore #love #lauren graham #scott patterson #javajunkie #1x12

[gracelandmp3]

set the table those three extra places one for me, one for your doubts, one for god (x)

#elijah #the mountain goats #tmg #the coroners gambit #this is making me fully SICK im screaming crying throwing up icb i decided to be normal and only get tickets for one show frm the solo tour #jd in a cathedral should have happened to ME #bootlegs

[13eyond13]

Here is an example of how I gathered pictures of my favourite characters for art references and just to gaze at lovingly back in the years 2001-2003, btw 😅 A vintage Y2K collage of mine assembled from magazine scraps

#and maybe this is why I'm such an image hoarder now #always wanting more pictures of the blorbos from my shows #my favourite is the one of elijah wood just smiling out hahaha #there used to be another picture covering up his short hair but i guess it fell off #lord of the rings #lotr #p

[sing-you-fools]

Weird Al should be immortal but barring that I think he should do some weird hybrid Dread Pirate Roberts/Willy Wonka thing.

When he's ready to retire, he should choose someone new to take his place, train them to the best of his ability, and pass the mantle. They, in turn, will change their name and, from then on, Be Weird Al.* Despite the fact that they may not resemble him in the slightest, we will all have a societal obligation to pretend it's the same person. Hm? That? Oh, that's Weird Al. No, what are you talking about? It's just Weird Al. No, nothing's changed. I don't know what you mean.

The most important thing, though, is that the entire selection process for the Next Weird Al should be public. Televised. Hell, we should all get to vote in it.** It needs to be the most talked-about thing on the planet and then we all need to shut up about it and pretend it never happened faster than you can (not) say Game of Thrones. What do you mean. That's just Weird Al.

*I mean, no one would listen to Weird Dan.

**Our votes shouldn't actually have any influence on anything, of course. They should be completely ignored. The public could not be trusted with the responsibility of selecting a new Weird Al. But we should get to vote.

#weird al #obviously the next one would be daniel radcliffe #he'd still do the show though and make it very clear that he'd already chosen from the start #“we're looking for contestants for a new show to decide that daniel radcliffe will be the next weird al!” #every night he looks at the winner of the vote and throws it away before announcing “daniel” #one day elijah wood shows up instead #“hey you're not daniel” “no he couldn't make it he asked me to come instead he said no one would notice” “okay” #“the winner is daniel” “he's not even here that's elijah wood” #the show is just shenanigans #the dread pirate roberts #willy wonka #sing-you-fools

[nerdie-faerie]

Its a shame Bonnie never really gets to have any witch allies that she can be friends with without there being any other agenda at play

#TVD #tvd lb #series 2 #By the Light of the Moon #Bonnie Bennett #lucys helping katherine then she ditches town the Martin witches are using her for elijahs plot and to get greta back #her mum doesnt care to stick around after the spell is done pretty sure the next witches to show up are luke and liv and theyre also using #her for their covens needs and shes using them in turn while she has no magic to help her friends qetsiyah i guess was there more a minute? #but again she doesnt stick around and she has no interest in teaching bonnie or helping her with anything #the closest bonnie gets to having a witch friend is when the heretics show up and her and nora bond for a bit i would count luka #but that friendship is founded on manipulation so doesnt really count #all of the witches talk about being used and manipulated by the rest of supernatural community but thats also how they treat each other too #woulda been nice to see some witches that werent just plot devices and to have explored bonnie being a witch more

[heartslobbf]

yj is fascinating to me. i watch the silly finale. i giggle. i think huh that's interesting. i go yepyep they're still not interrogating race and disability and consequently having some racist and ableist implications in their narrative. i whoop and cheer when coach ben says fuck them kids and tries to burn down their little cannibalism cottage, not because i think they deserve to die but i think it's deeply funny that ben Did That. what a guy. coach 'i can excuse burning like 12 children to death but i draw the line at survival cannibalism' ben. yes thats his legal name <3 anyway misty girls stay winning

#if i was going to actually write on this show id have a lot of mixed things to say #but i mostly go to yj for the goofs and the gaffs. like i think they need to lean into the absurdism 100x more #it neeeeeeeeds to be a comedy horror. to ME #sometimes the drama works really well and other times well its just a bit goofy. doesnt make it bad but i dont think its the intent lol #nat's death is not a bad writing choice but the execution for me was a bit off #and the ableist implications of killing the recovering addict #they could still have her die in that exact way but they need to interrogate these issues to dispel those implications #otherwise its incredibly easy to read it as punishing an addict. so i completely understand that criticism #things i enjoyed: misty shauna's ritualistic killing timeout the adam storyline wrap up (sooo funny just get elijah wood to kill a cop) #callie!!!!!!!!!!! obviously ben lol. travis eating his little brother's heart (guy who has only seen rgu watching yellowj--) #when shauna looked at callie kind of smiling at the end ohohohohhohohohohoho #again: MISTY. THE IMPLICATIONS #anyway hwatever maybe i will write something on yj. was thinking of being annoying and starting a substack #shut up daisy #yellowjackets

[matt-murdick]

I’m sorry to say it babes but tvd Elijah was the best. he was sexy, he was scary, and he was mysterious. sir was serving every episode.

#the originals were interesting and the show was good #but when you make a powerful and mysterious immortal baddie the main character #you have to make them less scary and mysterious #and that can make them lame #the original family were scarier when they were like old gods who showed up with a vengeance #now they’re the Kardashians #also having the scoping gang beat them was defo a blow #elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #niklaus mikaelson #but yeah when Elijah showed up and he was gentlemanly and he let people get nervous and indulged them by playing along #he always came across like he was listening to a child #amused and indulging and patronising #idk but it was good #Elijah was more scary than klaus #it always happens in shows and as much as I love the character development I still hate it #they have to make the villains bigger #and interesting side characters have to get developed #the mikaelsons #tvd #tvdu #the originals #to #the vampire diaries

[bananasofthorns]

“Home” for the wip ask thing?

ohh I saw this word and immediately knew which fic it would be from and that it would be painful. anyway this is from a fic currently titled wave goodbye with your dead man's hand, which is a backstory fic for my oc Avery, who I'm going to play in my friend's Supernatural-inspired monster of the week campaign

“Elijah?” The light flicks on. Avery pauses with one hand on the kitchen back door and bows his head with a sigh. When he turns, he sees Marcus framed in the doorway between the kitchen and the hallway, arms crossed and frowning. The light above the stove reads 1:47 AM. God damn it all. He should’ve known he couldn’t sneak back out; even as silent as he was coming back downstairs, dad would’ve heard him come home an hour ago, would’ve heard the shower running. The living room was dark, but the TV was on. Avery heard it. The nightly news had been talking about that house catching fire on the edge of town. They’ve already found evidence of cult activity, but not the fire’s origin. Arson is a likely cause, though.

the tldr for this is that Avery is the (co)host of a system, but at this point he hadn't fronted for almost a year and a half. in the meantime, his headmate and co-host Abraham has graduated high school, gotten a full-time job to save up for college, and also fucked around and found out. aka Abraham is very interested in everything supernatural and true crime and ended up discovering a cult operating out of his hometown. and when the police didn't believe his evidence, he took matters into his own hands, because sometimes he forgets that he's human and not even 20. and now here Avery is, dealing with the consequences of his actions

fanfic WIP word game

#the word home actually shows up twice in this 300-word section that i have written lol #oc tag avery #i am UNWELL about him #and his dad. and abraham #elijah is his birth name btw #also this fic is only part 1 of his backstory #part 2 catches up half a year later #consequences of fucking around and finding out with an actual literal magic cult #btw he is a system/plural but it is NOT the root of his issues #it is not even his main issue #excluding the fact that his headmate autismed them too close to the sun #also he has surprisingly few issues. actually. except for the big glaring one (cult hates his ass now) #banana answers things #banana made a post

[cobrakatharsis]

modern lawrusso dynamic: johnny texts daniel poorly-taken photos of what he is eating for dinner (a small pile of poorly-cooked frozen chicken nuggets. a handful of mozzarella sticks. two pieces of fried bologna. etc) just to share, and daniel responds every time in the vein of, “That is in no way, shape, or form a meal. Please come over immediately so I can cook you some actual food.”

#johnny shows up like ‘you’re so dramatic i literally HAD food’ #daniel is already chopping vegetables and sighs deeply #daniel calling his mother for advice like ‘please teach me recipes I can cook for my rivalfriendboyfriend who is so malnourished it’s a #wonder he can still kick’ #lucille teaches him the sort of stuff she used to make when daniel was sick and needed nutrients. and those classic hidden vegetable meals #they work like a charm #elijah talks #lawrusso

[vespervanbebber]

the pink elephant man (my first try)

Second try (all of these drawn while listening to the podcast) (I feel the fervor in this one is better, because I started drawing it in a very climactic "what the fuuuck??" TM moment)

"A strange man wearing a pink elephant mask has been seen wandering the woods around camp"

He has been seen.

Do you ever stop to realize that he sees YOU as well?

And finally, Elijah Volkov.

The man which the mask shields you from

The mad prophet

The preacher on the firey pulpit

He who is... on to something

#camp here and there #elijah volkov #The pink elephant man #pink elephant #sydney sargent #rowan chow #jedidiah martin #up and adam #fanart #artwork #original art #juniper sloan #Lucille #ch&t #ch&t fanart #I absolutely love this #Show #It has been the first time in a long time that I truly enjoyed consuming media. #I love every single character in this God forsaken play #especially Sydney and jedidiah. #I want to just hug them all #Also it is so prone to #what the fuuuuuuuuck #Moments #Very camp #Very thriller #Very amazing #when you die #you will rot #Just finished season 1

[eli-elien]

Something about the slow ride towards the becoming a monster

You are the taxidermied fox you saw in your father's living room.

You are the long black night among the pines and gloom.

You are the embodiment of humanity and death and life.

A bundle, a quilt, a mosiac of everyone you ever loved; whoever gave you strife.

Please reblog took a long time with this ^_^

#Rising of the shield hero #Rising of the shield hero oc #Rotsh #Rotsh oc #Rotsh fanart #original poem #original comic #original character #artists on tumblr #naofumi iwatani #Elijah renard #Look up but violence is what you understand hann.ibal and youll figure it out #The show and its lines went so hard and really made me think abt the cycle of violence in elijahs story #Also yes in the 3rd page the 2nd panel that is kyo

[ofblackskies]

"Being this young..." Elijah reached out, grasping Madison's chin between his fingers and smirking at her. "Is art." @carp3diems

#carp3diems #[ 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 / elijah mikaelson ] #[ 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 / elijah mikaelson ] #I'm picturing this being their first meeting after he shows up in town #bc he was scary as hell at first #man was he ever hot tho

[helpimstuckinafandom]

The Originals 5x6 my beloathed

#fuck you fuck you fuck you #i can't believe they did that to hayley #i can't believe you had her bind the werewolf part of herself #to then be killed by a vampire nazi eugenisit #and die a vampire #after everything she's been through for her fucking family #after everything she's been through period #to have amnesiac elijah be on team nazi and pass her without a thought #god he's gonna be so guilty when he gets his memories christ #to have klaus right there #to have hope wake up eventually to find out all this #to have this episode be empty and slow as fuck where it truly feels like if roman did anything at any fucking point we would've been fine #no one - litetally no one - goes through more on this show than the women do #idc if you want me to give a fuck about klaus' redemption and the tragedy of him and his family #god fucking dammit #hayley marshall #the originals #watching the originals

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

GO BACK TO THE SHADOW AND TAKE THIS GARBAGE SHOW WITH YOU.

#anti trop #anti-rings-of-power #keep the elijah wood slander out of your rancid fucking mouth. #also lmfao the fucking elrond actor #who is elrond where is he from #it's not like they went to his house in both the hobbit and lotr or anything #you've been alive for 2 decades you could've picked up a book if you were that curious #tired of the dickriders for this show and their constant need to dunk on better things #the BEST case scenario for this fucking garbage is that after its over it will still die forgotten in the fucking sludge #PJ's LOTR movies and Elijah Wood's name will outlive this garbage. #you see how quickly people forgot got?? you see how it just vanished? and that show tried. #didn't have your 1 billion dollar budget but no one was wearing a long sleeved t-shirt with a chainmail print. #(also if you're going to whine about white knighting while you too are white knighting save us both the trouble just block me) #this is in the anti tag use /tagged instead of the search function. #go yell at the staff it isn't my fault search is always broken

[jup1tersparx]

i finished my chnt relisten!!!!!! :DDDD

#good lord this show #elijahs voice is kinda hot ngl #also god i hate lucille i hope up&adam burns her house down hallowoods style (or whatever ends up happening to solomon i havent actually #got to that episode lol) #i have some art that i migjt post but idk #shit i need to go home its gonna be getting dark (in library rn) #jupiter talks

[apelcini]

obligatory disclaimer this is not a hot take or an analysis or a sweeping statement or anything it’s literally just how i feel as a person who lives in a world. if this doesn’t apply to you it’s probably because we’re not the same person. okay so my mom has the news channel on and it’s showing live coverage of the expulsion proceedings in tennessee and she’s talking to my dad on the phone and they’re like “i cannot believe this is happening… it’s so mind boggling i would never predict this would happen. nothing in america makes sense anymore, it hasn’t for a long time” and it’s like huh. this is really showing the generational differences here. because honestly the wisconsin supreme court election was welcome but frankly confusing and unnerving to me until i heard there was already a movement to expel her. like ohhhh there it is, there’s the other shoe. that’s the american politics I’m used to. i was eleven years old when trump got elected, i’m not really used to anything else. yeah, i live in the united states, where sometimes elected officials beat each other to death with their fancy placards. that’s just a thursday here. none of this feels unusual to me because that’s just what i grew up in. that’s just how things work around here. if i saw a single republican saying “maybe we should all follow laws” and nothing more specific or divisive than that i’d still be like “okay where’s the punchline”

#elijah dot thought #i know this isn’t like. helpful. idk it feels kinda meaningless to try to make analysis of the state of this country lately #just learn how to mix a cocktail and show up in groups #no more talking. just do. make like any latin american country and put your back into it