#either way all new bat themed vigilates come with theater grade blackout curtains with their costume

[breadandblankets]

thinking about different ways you can be nocturnal in relation to bats ya know, like you could go to sleep at dawn and wake up mid afternoon or go to be during the afternoon and wake up at dusk etc etc

so ive started classifying bats into morning bats or afternoon bats lmao:

Morning: Alfred, Jason, Steph (school), Cass, Bruce, Damian, Kate

Afternoon: Tim, Dick, Steph (during breaks), Babs, Harper

#in universe id have duke come up with this classification system so he knows who he can call for backup lmao #the inbetweener time between steph switching is Brutal #Jason and Bruce would rather not have to know what 2 pm looks like #either way all new bat themed vigilates come with theater grade blackout curtains with their costume #duke only calls for help if he Really Needs it lmao only the joker deserves to see a chipper Red Hood at 7 am #bruce and tim are the most variable here #unhealthy relationships with sleep shruggie #also this is a way that they split WE work when Tim is working for the company (also variable atm) #fuck i realized i have to tag all the bats #hell #dc #batfam #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #damian wayne #duke thomas #barbra gordon #harper row #why are there so fucking many of them #bread talk