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yin-yanglulu · 9 months
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*sighs*
I got another stupid anon ask (I really need to stop turning on my anons bc of this)
This time they were calling me homophobic because apparently Calynn is “shipping a canonical lesbian with a man”
Anon, have you seen anything of Skylanders? Or are you just wanting to pick a fight?
Bc Cali has also been canonically shown to be attracted to a male character (that obviously being Flynn)
I’m not saying that bi/pan headcanons for Cali are bad, in fact I headcanon her as bi myself, same goes for Flynn
So yeah, anon, I call total bs, fuck off with this t*rf/r*df*m rhetoric!
Biphobes/Panphobes DNI! y’all stink!
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prodlaw · 2 years
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MONSTER TRIO + LAW & ACE AS GENSHIN PLAYERS
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luffy is an ar 43 childe main
childe main luffy !!! mayhem !!! maniac !!! cannot use bow mode for shit!
basically explores his overworld like crazy ... has 100% exploration on dragonspine because he said fuck sheer cold we die like real men :D aka a 100 times until he realises .... fire .... fire good
does not use healers. what are they. whats this wack 1000+ hp increase. is it free? do the game gods suddenly like him?
can't build characters asks law for help who fucking busts a blood vessel seeing all the 5 stars hes sacrificed on shitty artifacts (DEF% circlet on diluc, cries real tears)
has bad luck on pulls though its crazy
he doesnt even save primos,,,,
ust pulls and didnt know about losing the 50/50 he'd just be happy either ways
"haha look a character!"
THIS IS YOUR 5TH QIQI BRO
also randomly joins worlds and steals stuff . he has no etiquette Smh
does not do abyss or if he does its just a headache he has no idea he doesnt read the opponents info he has no team synergy he is just random bullshitting go in this sanji is an ar60 yae main
has raised all thee waifus but he has a thing for being humiliated by women so ... yeah .. yae
yae defender since day #1 !! he has fought whole wars for her on twitter when people were saying her kit is shit ... he started not one but 3 fan accounts
his team is basically yae, raiden, jean and lisa (whos going to tell this man theyre all girlfriends)
is now getting ready to ascend to the title of no.1 yelan main in the whole wide world .. is sacrificing his sanity to give her 300% crit damage
like luffy he does not give a fuck about the storyline, just plays for the characters (ahem.... ladies .... is also subtly growing on ayato)
hes also a big whale. does that surprise anyone? no?
r5 donut c6 kokomi and is trying to get her to deal big damage #RoadTo100K
skips dialogue
tries to cook some ingame dishes, his almond tofu and sweet madame are actually kind of good! robin and nami have benefitted from this one
zoro is an ar56 ayaka main
got into the game because luffy and sanji were heavily into it and he's fallen into a deep whirpool of genshin ayaka impact
does not give a fuck about the story + dialogue
initially played it for funsies but as soon as he saw ayaka Goddamn
compares sword styles with her secretly its so Cute
has raised her shes insane crazy 500k when he coops people clap they scream they shout
too bad shes the only built character he does not give a fuck about anyone else
ayato came and hes building him also but everyone else is irrelevant. THIS IS AYAKAS WORLD!
does not like traveller since hes not interested in ayaka
wants to punch the shit out of him
generally annoys him
keeps on whining about how traveller uses a shitty ass blade, how ayakas much better than him etc etc.
takes boss fights very Seriously is very Good at them also
does not know how hes gotten to ar 56 but will #grind until shes c6 (hes f2p and benefitted GREATLY during the ayaka banner)
ace is an ar60 eula main
whale whale whale whale
needs to touch grass hes spent his LIFE INSURANCE MONEY on this game
loves everything about it
follows the story, loves the characters, worldbuilding everything
surprisingly dedicated a lot of braincells to it! built his characters fr
he streams it also does stupid challenges n shit, ie. i die i roll
it's him and his eula against the world! he loves a woman that can kick serious ass
very fun to coop with. will go to heart island with you. will carry you.
36 stars spiral abyss like bro is full mental illnessing it he wants the primos even though he can go to the shop and basically go batshit
his luck is very bad though like he has NEVER gotten a character before 60 pity
his c6 mona speaks for herself! and so does c6 keqing!
would have mained childe but heart of depth domain sucks 4 years out of his lifespan per run (1 like = 1 decent crit piece for ace)
has hit 1mil with eula . but at what cost?
law is an ar57 xiao main
im sorry he instantly connected with him
the emo fatherlessness is universal
basically built the entire team around xiao, eg. xiao/jean/albedo/zhongli
also admires zhongli and would have mained him but he saw emo boy first
has primordial and him at c1 but he has never paid, he's not that deep in yet
just has decent luck and saves pragmatically
like luffy he has his evil moments and steals stuff from players (has gotten threats of doxxing/being cussed out)
but other than that his genshin routine is doing dailies, event and then hes out!
follows lore actively though, finds the various cross cultural references very fun
would probably pull for baizhu if he becomes playable
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yintsukareta · 2 years
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Study Buddies! Part 2 (Modern AU)
note: because i had to separate it into 2 parts im making part 2!! aaaaa school is finally done so i might be able to post this earlier
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Series Navigation
← You're on Part 2 ↛
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!!Warning/s!!: slight swearing
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Rating Genshin Characters as study buddies ft: Everyone in 2.6 (PART 2;Qiqi to Zhongli)
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Qiqi
shes fast at learning
but.. she can be forgetful at times
she has a few notebooks on her to help her study
shes very quiet unlike other kids
i mean you dont judge
i hope
dont judge smol qiqi
during breaks she doesnt talk much either
8/10 study buddy
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Razor
i hc that hes a foreign student
tryna learn english
hes smart its just
he needs help with translating
yeah no that will take awhile
breaks are quiet
but razor does get a water
maybe one for you too
7/10 study buddy
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Rosaria
silently judges you
because you had to drag her along
she doesnt like studying
she prefers if school stuff was done in school hours
she has average grades
def doesnt care about high grades
during breaks
she straight up leaves 💀
"im gonna go to the restroom"
and thats the last you'll see of her AHAHAH
if she does think its finally worth her time to study with you
she'll stay
then leave after a random amount of time
4/10 study buddy
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Sayu
falls asleep while studying
she just
dont want to
SHE ALSO SNEAKS AWAY 💀💀💀
like you dont notice
then you realize
but she doesnt go far
she probably got lost in the library
or found a nice place to nap
or the librarian is scolding her for running
during breaks
straight up naps
4/10 study buddy
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Shenhe
shes also probably a foreign student
but she can understand most things
very very silent tho
smart
its just
you two sit there
and study alone
then if you have a question, thats when you talk
break times are
just as quiet
6/10 study buddy
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Sucrose
top 10 or so
shes very smart
its just that
she has a hard time trying to explain it to you
i mean, its her first time doing this
other times she would do it with albedo
during breaks, shes just reading science books, biology books, you know the sort
8/10 study buddy
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Tartaglia
we finally got to him
mr tar-tar-taglia lover of snezhnayan queen
hes smart
but at the same time an idiot
okay let me be real, he probably sucks at math
talkative
HE PROBABLY THROWS PAPER BALLS AT YOU TO PISS YOU OFF
ESP IF HE FINDS IT FUN TO ANNOY YOU
hes def gonna do that thing where he pretends it wasnt him
when it was clearly him
hes stupid like that
during breaks
he talks about his family
if you study with him
theres like nothing you dont know about his family
GETS YOU EXPENSIVE ASS COFFEE CASUALLY
"ISNT THIS $100???"
"Yep"
"AND YOU GOT LIKE, 3????"
"Yep"
HE DOESNT THINK ITS WEIRD AT ALL
7/10 study buddy
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Thoma
smart
but also not in the top 20 or so
if you make a mistake while studying
he doesnt like
scold you
he lets you try again
until you get the answer
he doesnt like force you
he just wants you to try
if you have mistakes in quizzes/tests
"its alright! at least you tried"
hes very very enthusiastic
and positive
during breaks
he talks about his hobbies
or the kamisato siblings
they're besties
OR SPORTS
HES PROBABLY A SPORTS FAN
BUT HE DOESNT PLAY SPORTS MUCH
10/10 study buddy
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Venti
you're both fucked
LOUD
instead of wine he probably drinks caprisuns
loud sipping noises
very stupid
although hes good in english class
BIG SHAKESPEARE FAN
during breaks
he convinces you to just
stop studying
itto but more of a menace
or they're equal
idk
3/10 study buddy
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Xiangling
she'll put a normal amount of effort
to get high grades
she's fine having average grades
but she still thinks its better to have high grades
(from part 1) dragged along by hu tao
xiangling was probably gonna go cook or something
shes good at studying though
she can sometimes misread some words
during breaks
she asks you about how some recipes or dishes sound
expect she calls to you at lunch the next day to try the dish she made
10/10 study buddy
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Xiao
quiet
you also have to drag him along
he prefers to not study
he doesnt really care about high grades
hes def gonna be like "why are you bringing me along"
he doesnt have many friends
apart from zhongli, ganyu and maybe was adopted by hu tao
sits there
stares at the book
and studies
its a very quiet study time
hes not good at school but neither is he bad
during breaks
also very quiet
hes probably intimidating in a way that makes you just
not want to ask questions
6/10 study buddy (idk man how do i rate him)
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Xingqiu
book smart
literally
WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS
IN A WAY THATS HALF-UNDERSTANDABLE AND HALF-UNUNDERSTANDABLE
but you do have to ask him
what the fuck he just said
THENNN he'll explain in a way thats understandable
hes very smart tho
top 10 probably
during breaks
hes buried in a book
he def finishes like 1 and 1/2 of a book in a break
its not that your breaks are long
its that hes a fast reader
7/10 study buddy
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Xinyan
dont tell me im wrong
but she stares at you in confusion when you invite her
"you're asking me???"
girlie has always been cast away
give her a moment to process it
she has average grades
but shes so happy to be invited after awhile
so she tries her best
god, TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE
during breaks
she talks about her interests
like rock music
or she listens to music
you cant tell me she doesnt use spotify
8/10 study buddy
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Yae Miko
shes
kaeya
but
how do i explain
smart af
but
but
shes
very
very
flirtatious
and
teasing
shes just kaeya
but teases you more
and less flirting
not lisa no
shes
kaeya
8/10 study buddy
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Yanfei
shes smart
WAIT I FORGOT HU TAO PROBABLY ALSO DRAGS HER ALONG
def
will explain everything to your dumbasses
during breaks
also buried in a book
very quiet yet at the same time not
9/10 study buddy
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Yoimiya
venti
or hu tao
well more of venti
but she doesnt drink caprisun
if you dont wanna stop studying
then she'll go along
she'll study along
if theres a big test
shes def gonna try to study
when on breaks
shes talking about these lil kids she made friends with at the park
you cant tell me she goes to the park just for funsies
and then makes friends with kids
6/10 study buddy
good friend for lonely people
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Yun Jin
shes probably in the drama/theatre club
she cant attend all the time
because shes too busy working on the next play
but shes smart
she'll entertain your questions well
she can also have inspo for her next play
she asks you for your opinion if on break
shes giving you a front row seat to the next one
9/10 study buddy
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Zhongli
dont tell me im wrong
but hes the top fucking 1 of the school
WILL ENTERTAIN YOUR QUESTIONS WELL
IN AN UNDERSTANDING WAY
although he can make you feel like he lives under a rock
def doesnt use twit, reddit, or tumblr
BUT HES SMART
math question? have it done and explained to you in like 10 seconds.
YOUR GRADES R GONNA GO THROUGH THE ROOF TOO
AND WHEN ON BREAK
HE HAS VERY INTERESTING STORIES
HE KNOWS HOW TO TELL STORIES WITHOUT MAKING YOU BORED
HES AMAZING
10/10 STUDY BUDDY
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peachy-kenn · 10 months
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Genshin Ships I actually like!
Said I'd do a follow-up post so here it is. I feel like there's more ships I either like or don't really care abt much than one's I dislike, but I'll just list the ones I like with a little caption of why.
Xingqui x Chongyun - this one is just so good. contender for my fav ship. you pretty much never see one without the other. they have a silly dynamic that I think is harmless and fun to see. big fan of time skip au's for this one specifically (I like to see how they've grown as ppl it makes me proud)
BeiNing - old married couple, like cmon "they don't like each other but will show up to hang out and play chess and will even ignore law-breaking for" bruh that's gay as hell. not even rivals literally just lovers.
Ayaka x Nilou - crackship, They're both criticized for being boring which I sometimes agree with (tho only with Ayaka but that's just because I wish she was a little more adventurous cause she's proven time and time again she's very capable of fending for herself). I think they would get along so well like they'd AT LEAST be besties. couples dance?? cute as fuck. also was on by fueled by that stupid ass Aether harem shit.
EiMiko - Miko really is just like the only person not afraid to challenge Ei on a normal basis and not get smitten, hell they get along too. For Ei, imo, it's either Miko or Aroace (which I lowkey like a little better but I still like this ship). Also Miko is gay gay homosexual gay (my Dad works at Mihoyo and confirmed so)
XinYun - MUSIC BABES, girls supporting girls you love to see it, joint performances??? adorable, lantern rite when Yun Jin was running around with Xinyan? CUTE. they're both so adorable and their personalities complement each other well. they're so cute together like I can't. another contender for fav
CyNari - third contender for fav, idk why I like this ship so much. it's Collei's found family older brother Tighnari and goofy ahh brother-in-law Cyno along with her cool big sis, Amber.
XiaoVen - this one grew on me ALOT once I started ignoring other ppl that ship this (sorry but you guys tend to be lowkey annoying and immature probably because you're young and spend way too much time online to respectfully be able to deal with ppl you don't agree with...) anyways I mainly like the potential dynamic these two can have.
Baizhu x Zhongli - two distinguished men that I think should love each other. that's it.
Itto x Sara - holy shit a straight genshin ship?? unheard of. anyways I like the goofball and stickler rival dynamic between them so yea I like this one. think of the shenanigans that could ensue.
Kaeya x Rosaria - the gayest straight ship I've seen since Jessie and James from team rocket. bro drinking buddies to lovers is kind of interesting. I am intrigued and wanna see this ship explored more.
Kazuha x Heizou - unsurprisingly I ship my 2 favorite characters. Like come on they'd be a perfect crime-solving duo!! Also, they get along great so like why not?
Honorable Mentions- Ayato x Itto (lmao), Eula x Amber (cute), Bennett x Fischl (boyloser and goth gf), Bennett x Razor (another cute one), Kazuha x Scaramouche (not explaining), Ganyu x Keqing (work wives fr)
Not tagging with any ships because I wanna genshin ship in PEACE. I know how some of yall get plus I don't want anyone asking me abt other ships I either don't care abt it or don't like it.
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