Ok I know I have crazy Polin-brain, but I heard something from a thing that had nothing to do with Bridgerton but felt so relevant that I have to share it.
Last night I went to go see a movie, and the first piece of dialogue in the first trailer that played before the movie was this:
I'm sorry, as a newbie to the Phandom, was anyone ever going to tell me Wes Weston is a fucking CONSTRUCT made by the Phandom for shits and fucking giggles???? Like. His character is nothing more than a SPLIT-SECOND shot of him RUNNING AWAY and the Phandom just... kidnapped him and made him our bitch???? Like? Excuse me?? I have been waiting for the hilarious, mildly LGBTQ-undertoned episode-but no. It doesn't exist. Motherfucker.
Fellas is it gay to hold hands with your best friend/familiar/bodyguard while holding a stake to your neck and speaking in an ancient language to let them know you can’t live without them?