#e. actually didn't happen

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[futarinokinenbi]

From Twitter 20221027

At Bruno Mars’s live concert, Sakurai-kun and Matsujun were there~

There was another person, Kanjani’s Ohkura-kun? When he arrived he seemed to be having fun talking to Sakurai-kun, and when he left with Matsujun.

I couldn’t stop being excited because of the live concert and the double encounter! I hope the time when this kind of cheering will be directed at Arashi will come again for the cheers loving Sakurai-kun!

— I’m sorry {for talking to you} in all of a sudden. Was it on the 26th or the 27th? Could you tell me where {their seats were}?

The 27th (Thursday). They had good seats but I can’t tell you where exactly because the two of them might say something {for outing the seats} and I don’t want that so I’m sorry.

#source: fan #2022 #wow this whole bruno mars saga is life giving #sakumoto #i wonder which one is it this time #a. they made plans to go together #b. they found out the other was coming at the last minute and that their seats were close/next to each other #c. they were going with a mutual friend not knowing anything and just happened to meet at the venue #d. (only) ohkura-kun talks about it #e. actually didn't happen #its november and the only confirmed member in the bruno mars saga is aiba kun lol #idk what i was expecting #that said I’m elated that at least a member got to listen to wyc

[icewindandboringhorror]

I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :

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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )

#tumblr polls #hrmm... a little poll perhaps.. about a subject I find interesting.. since this image came across my facebook today #still really not feeling that well. no longer shaking violently and such but I still feel weird and weak much more than usual #They did say my markers for like infection or inflammation were elevated but that they werent sure of the cause so hopefully #it's nothing too serious. they did also say a lot of different things can cause that thing to be higher than normal but didn't go into spec #fics of what. maybe some of them are relatively benign or something. I still havent felt much back to normal since #I got really sick that one time though. I feel fine on and off but then little bouts of feeling weird and sick happen. hrmmm #ANYWAY.. looking for small ways to be productive. such as little doodles on evil ipad or editing game videos #or posting polls or cat pictures or some other like not very labor intensive things #I WISH I COULD FOCUS on writing HHRGGhh... I need to finish my game.. it would be so freeing.. a project that's been looming #over my head for like 5 years even though througouht that 5yrs I've probably spent a total of 3 months working on it lo.. ANYWAY #I still partially really cannot beleive that people CAN see stuff in their heads. There's always part of me that's thinking like. well mayb #e everyone DOES see the same exact thing but we just describe/conceptualize it so differently that we think we're talking about #different things when we're really not. But I have been assured by people I've talked to about it that they can GENUINELY really see #stuff in their heads like as vivid as an actual picture in real life or something. And the other senses are neat too. Like for exmaple I #can hear in my head much better than I can see imagery. I still CANNOT hear vividly like as if I were listening to actual music out loud.. #but I think it's developed more than my sight. AND interesting how this varies the creative process. a friend I was talking to on the phone #said they write by literally just watching stuff play before them like a movie. where my process is COMPLETELY different. AND that affects #the content/what details we focus on as well as our individual styles of writing have differences that can be traced back to that.. hrmm

[spielzeugkaiser]

hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?

[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:

Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #julian alfred pankratz #omegaverse #there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would #b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all #c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn #(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do) #(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future) #d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like #(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before) #e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt #being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not #but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become #'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him #(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him) #that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot #(one dayyyy) #anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden

[raiiny-bay]

today's drawing efforts

#if you saw me post this earlier & delete it no u didn't #i decided i wanted to color one of the sketches lol #i'm once again stating that i cannot pick a consistent style #maybe i should just embrace it at this point #n e way. #i actually meant to sit down & do a mbz drawing today but. didn't happen. it's fine #rainyrambles #myart #<- putting it in the actual art tag bc i'm never gonna finish the other sketches so #this is done as far as i'm concerned #dhestyn #kelly

[sn0wbat]

pastel goth bat (he/it) and morten (they/he) because why the hell not

it's fun to dress up our ocs like dolls sometimes

#low stakes 🦇 #my art #context is that i typed in bat's name into one of those shindan maker generators and one of the lines gave me fashion: pastel goth #and this was kinda in a discord server #and we were all talking about how bad/well the randomly generated fashion styles suited our ocs #and i wanted to try drawing some of the ones i got #starting with pastel goth bat because honestly what would that even look like. so i tried that #then morten just kinda happened to tag along! as one does! mostly because i rly wanted to draw them like this too #for a while actually #also yes. morten Will mess with their hair more as they settle into their vampirism a bit. it'll be fine #their default will always be that blue tomboyish sidetails cut so it will always return to that #much like how einarr always returns to long white blond no matter what he does #vampire hair is just like that. permanent. unchanging. #bat didn't wanna do anything to his hair for this drawing lol he has boundaries #there is an alt version in my files where he does have white hair tho #i mean. it could still be a wig #but w/e #u can ask if you really want to see it

[sevicia]

Can I be weirdly serious about something that's probably not that deep and that I have almost 0 knowledge on ? 🆗 THANKS. Anyways this is kind of a strange topic but it strikes me as weird how ppl will go "lol what did you THINK was gonna happen" when some guy who's into cuckolding is sad/upset that he's getting ACTUALLY cheated on 😭 as in beyond what's been established as "OK" yk. Bc isn't it just like... a kink dynamic @ the end of the day even if it's an entire lifestyle ? Cause I know (think) some people will have like kink-focused lifestyles. So it's weird 2 see people mock a guy who got cheated on just bc it wasn't a traditional relationship in the 1st place. Like it's not the same but if you're in an open relationship with any kinda rule and then your partner breaks that rule then isn't that fucked up ? ? ? The same way any partner breaking through any hard-set boundaries would be fucked up ? ? ? AM I MISSING SOMETHING. Or overexaggerating smth ... ??? Like is "you had to see it coming" a natural reaction and I'm the weird one 4 being too serious or are people actually being ultra nasty.

#diary #minors dni #there's lots of questions marks bc I've never been in a relationship. Or ''situationship''; as the kids say these days ..... #but thinking abt it like this is what makes the most sense to me;;; #like I think it's easy 2 clown on certain kinks bc you find them weird etc #but saying ''OBVIOUSLY this thing that you didn't want to happen would happen'' is so fucked up 2 me when in like a kink context #and again I feel like I'm being stupid somehow 😭😭😭 by talking about like how kink works or w/e when I'm a turbovirgin. but. #even if I AM being stupid I would like to know how;; without actually calling me stupid. I will take my life in front of you.

[definitelynotnia]

got a piece of glass stuck in my foot and my mother chose that moment to start yelling about how stupid and lazy i am like :) we're not taking customer feedback right now ma'am :) there is literally my blood on my hands can u please maybe wait :) and do this at another time :)

#for context the thing that broke was not even hers it was mine i ordered it for myself and she didn't tell me it arrived and just kept it in #her wardrobe #and then she asked me to fetch smthn from her messy asf wardrobe and she had kept it (made of glass) in the utmost corner of her very messy #and packed shelf #and obv one of the bottles in the shell was almost empty so when my hand brushed against it it fell and knocked down the glass bottle #bcz it was kept in the c o r n e r #but its ok it was an accident but still it was my accident so i just silently started clearing it up and she obv started yelling at me but #thats fine ive grown up in this household i know that when u do smthn accidentally its always bcz u are a dumb ho and when ur brown parents #do smthn accidentally then its fine bcz accidents happen and also that too is actually ur fault somehow bcz if u hadn't done xyz then 5 day #later this never wouldve happened #but wtv its fine wtv #and then i noticed the piece of glass sticking outta my foot and she watched me try to pull it out with my nails #and once i pulled it out it slipped from between my nails and fell onto the floor #and immediately she started yelling at me again saying i 'threw' it onto the floor on purpose like bitch I'm bleeding bcz of that thing why #would i risk bleeding again #and secondly i was literally picking up all the glass shards two seconds ago why would i throw this onto the floor on purpose when i litera #lly emptied the floor of glass two MINUTES AGO #and when i told her it just slipped and i didn't do it on purpose she's like dont argue with me i saw what happened like oh did u #im sure only u did its not like it was IN MY HAND I'm sure you had a better view than i did of what is in MY hand #this is such a stupid thing to rant about on tumblr but I'm just so tired #i literally had just woken up from a nap i was minding my own business trying yo make myself some coffee #this just irritated me so damn much like #if u really think im that much of a dumb lazy bitch then why did u ask me to do that thing for u in the first place ur literally sitting #in front of the wardrobe why didnt u just go and fetched that thing from ur wardrobe by yourself #ugh wtv this is ridiculous

[penname-artist]

rahh guess whose bored and also back

#ahhhhwagoowakagableh #I am actually alive I swear #no the Chloeitis did not get me #but it sure is goddamn TRYIN bro #ALSO. GUYS. #GUESS WHO HAS M E D I C A T I O N #ya boi got put on ZOLOFT of all things #it's been a mess. but I think it's gonna be worth it #and and and and and! #I have arrrrrts #no fics yet though. been pokey. #mostly been away to deal with above mentioned 'pen on zoloft' deal #I have been SO...YEAH. #just yeah I have been very yeah #I am so glad that woman gave me anxiety meds as needed with it because I was gonna NEED it on this other bitch lol #try going from 0 to 60 heart rate for like. no reason #please I just wanted to do the eepy #and a lot of other shit happened this month too and a lot of it is really. bad. #but I'm trying to NOT think about any of that and just be whatever I am and do whatever I'm doing #I'm sorry this is so long I didn't want to make a real news thing #I was lazy and also yknow. the hate spam lol #but YEAH if you made it this far hi hello I am alive yaaay #time to abuse my PPAA children again :3 #and my mutuals while I'm at it- #HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[whoregaylorenzo]

London Eprix 2022 // Antonio Giovinazzi makes it to the duel stage for the first time, beats Nyck de Vries and qualifies on P3

#my happy boy!!!!!!! cradling his face in my hands #when the channel 4 comms said 'he could finally show the pace we know he has' I almost cried #that's exactly it <33 #the race didn't happen actually antonio is still p3 #p1 in my heart #antonio giovinazzi #formula e #mine*gifs #antonio*2022 #london eprix 2022

[icewindandboringhorror]

this is not the exact one I watched but I saw one of these "dish scape" things at someone's house who actually has TV (like they pay for dish/cable instead of just watching stuff online) and I think they're meant to be relaxing atmospheric stuff that you mostly ignore, but I sat there for 35 minutes watching absolutely engrossed.. further proof that I genuinely think my brain is incapable of experiencing boredom lol..

#IT'S BECAUSE there's so many little details that like you can spend minutes just scanning every corner of the image and taking it all in and #you keep finding new things! like 'oh I didn't know that blade of grass moved!' or 'I didnt see that bucket before!'. And then on top of #so many details - some things genuinely do change. The one I saw was a Beach house scene and sometimes a bird would fly by or ONE TIME kite #came out of nowhere. a sandcastle built and unbuilt itself. there's a firepit and it comes on when the sky changes from day to afternoon!! #this is like watching a sports game to me. I need weird detail oriented friends who will sit for 20 minutes staring at a barely moving pict #ure & cheer and clap with me when a seagull flies across the screen ghgj.. THERE HE IS!!!! etc!! and there's just so much to think about!! #Like how the images are layered or animated and the choices that were made (like I think the sunrise and sunset sky background images for t #e beachouse are just the same picture flipped and recolored) and trying to predict what's going to happen next (will the lights in the hous #turn off for night time? will another bird show up??) etc! I even got up at one point to walk close to the screen and get a better view of #hese paintings that were visible through the beachhouse windows. and then thinking about building a similar home in the sims! OR ALSO THIS #WOULD BE SUCH A COOL medium I think to tell a story! Like you upload a video to youtube that is framed just as a completely average moving #screensaver ambiance type of thing. It's like 7 hours long and mostly loops the same still image. However. over time at certain points you #can see some thing happen like watching characters interact through the windows. animals or people walk across the screen. certain elements #in the environment morph or change. etc. In such a way that an entire like plot is conveyed. maybe like fantasy mystery sort of thing. I WI #SH I could do this style of art / had friends who could or had money to pay somebody to. I would LOVE to collaborate on a weird surreal #It's Just Your Average Slowly Looping Moving Screensaver Video I Promise' type story.. jjhhgHH.. Or even just making one of these set in so #me of my fantasy world environments. not as a secret thing with easter eggs that tell a story but just literally an image like this tha #moves over time and etc. HHRRGRGHhhhhGG.. ANYWay!! I had to actually turn it off not because I was bored but because it was distracting me #. which is funny since again. I think for most people it's meant to be a 'just leave it on in the background' type of thing that's bland an #neutral . But it was just making me think too much ghjgh.. This is why I can't go to amusement parks or nightclubs bars or concerts like.. #a moving screensaver image is too overstimulating to my brain. Could you imagine me going to an environment just full of sensory informatio #like loud noises poeple talking flashing lights etc. etc. ? hghghb... Visiting a grocery store at a slightly busy hour is like my upper lim #it... Anyway.. everything is just so interesting to me. Even if I was locked in a room alone I would have plenty to think about & amu #se myself. I am also a hater definitely like I'm a very analytical person who is critical of society and systems & everything that exists #and even generally am just very opionated and have distinct preferences - so just because everything is INTERESTING does not mean I LIKE or #enjoy everything or never get tired of/annoyed by situations or ideas or etc. But it's more just like.. I literally dont think I could ever #be bored because of the way my brain works and also I approach life with elements of childlike whimsy and constant obsessive curiosity and #attention to detail. so as much as I am an analytical bore I also love everything and the world is fascinating at all times. lol.. duality #of man. if you get it then you get it. ANYWAY.. wanted to ramble abt it. I don't like the above video as much as the one I actually saw but #I couldn't find the beach one online.. BUt.. aaHH! best viewed whilst talking to yourself narrating/cheering! ALSO I want to make one!!!

[raiiny-bay]

idk where i'm going with this but it's somewhere

#blood tw #uh yea. idk i had like. a specific plan for an edit i wanted to make #& it's not happening #the plan did not plan #but i kinda like this? so maybe i'll work on character page photos? #like i could use this for that probably #maybe idk #n e way #i got rid of most of red's tattoos & i think it looks kinda nice actually? #i'd have gotten rid of all of em but i can't get rid of those unless i open my game & i do not want to do that #so they're staying idc #& i did some sculpting to make the boys look more how they're supposed to body-wise #idk why i didn't do that sooner #laziness ig #but it's done now so yea #hopefully i can make some kinda mb edit before october ends #we'll see #rainyrambles #dl

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

#yes it was the sex poll obvs #given the person is a minor i'm very glad they picked answer one lmao #like i do think minors in general are allowed to want and even have sex (with each other obvs) but when it's a minor i personally follow it #would just make me feel pretty weird lmao. like on a personal level ya feel? i mean when u reach an even closer level it becomes not weird #again like my dear friend ness (17yo) who afaik doesn't actually HAVE any sex but occasionally wants to and i support her hot girl summer. #but as stated this person barely knows i exist i just follow his blog (i used they earlier but this was incorrect but tumblr won't let me e #edit the tag 😔) and he's 16yo so seeing him talk about wanting and/or having sex would have been. uncomfortable. like obvs he'd be allowed #to because my personal discomfort is no indication of morality but you get it. like if my big little cousin (she's 15 now by god the years #don't stop coming) were to talk about sex and stuff to me or within earshot i would ummm. throw myself out the window? but like i'd still t #try to be supportive and if push comes to shove then yes i would give her condoms 😔 cuz like if a minor wants sex i will not be able to sto #stop them lmao but i can at least try and make it somewhat safe y'know #actually i remembered i have literally given a 15yo a condom before lmao she's prolly over 20 now but like as the adult dormmate it was alm #almost like a responsibility y'know like what do you want me to DO?? let her get pregnant?? anyway enough tangent lmao #btw all this is also why in the poll i included 'too young' but didn't specify an age cuz that's individual y'know. some people are p late #bloomers (i was one) while others choose to have consensual sex by 14 y'know. not something i like to think about but that doesn't mean it #won't happen ya feel. i mean what am i the american education system? lmao. so some ppl have interpreted being 17 as too young but there's #also folks like this who clearly consider 16 old enough and that's defo ppl's good right. and again i usually don't mind just the fact that #he in particular is someone i already knew made it uncomfy. but anyway yea back on topic it's very interesting in general when your post #gets big enough to independently make it to ur dash thru a non mutual lmao. love the hellsite honestly where else amirite #personal #mine #ok to rb ig #like the actual body of the post anyway. i'd be pretty uncomfy if said person saw my tags on this cuz y'know it's kind vagueing even if it' #not negative but anyway. anyway #*kinda

[saintsarefake]

#this. #this thought has been haunting me for days now. #it does not stop with it's torture. #it wants my head on a s p i k e #saint young men #saint oniisan #sym jesus #sym buddha #sym aiko #her parents died in a car crash and unknown to those two #ryuji straight up said in his will that aiko is raised by his boss (aka jesus) and. boom. now she's their problem #i refuse to look into what happens to orphans in japan this is not a serious thing it's just a phase i didn't make art of them haha no way #...now i want to research what happens #guys i promise this is actually just a phase please do not worry #ryuji and his family are my favourite human characters in the entire manga i do not want them to get hurt or upset at all #keep them as occasional uncles that will pop in occasionally to see if everything's alright before leaving for months on end

[sanstropfremir]

in an alternate universe where they didn't split, what subunits do you think sm would've given tvxq? i wonder if homin / jyj units would've still happened or if they'd do something like suju kry with the main vocals. or maybe they just go "damn here" and give yunjae a duet

sm doesn't seem to like giving actual 'subunits' to their <five member groups, so i don't think jyj would have happened, but we'd probably still have gotten solo careers (eventually) from the four that have them, and probably i think a couple of duets, but they wouldn't have extensive promo periods/albums attached to them. probably yunjae and maybe changmin jaejoong? they might have also done a yunho junsu dance type one as well. but to be honest i do actually think the split was for the best, bc had they all had continued under sm we would not have gotten all that excellent angry music out of 2011-2014, AND we probably would not have gotten any of junsu's iconic songs either.

#junsu SHOULD have been sm's first dance soloist if no split #but i think they would have neutered his solo career if it had happened #personally i do not believe sm would have gone through with tarantellegra in 2012 #yea yea taemin sherlock hair was in 2012 BUT he was in a group at the time and when they took him solo they went polar opposite #and they were likely not willing to take the risk on junsu's gender nonconforming nonsense (affectionate) #BUT in western pop born this way had dropped a year before and i would bet that a label would be more open to it #(just to be clear i'm not ascribing anything to junsu but his image from 2011-2015 was very specific #and seeing tarantellegra in 2012 hit like a fucking BOMB. at least to me it did) #(like i think i had just come out like less than a year before?? yea i think the mv dropped in my last semester of gr 11) #yes i've been out for a decade and lemme tell you shit was so different in 2012 #n e ways. sm is just bad at managing subunits + soloists across the board so it was a better outcome all around imo #tvxq w #a friend and i were LITERALLY just joking that we have to get yunjae back together again #so they can have another torrid breakup and mitigate whatever midlife crisis jaejoong is having rn sdlkfjsdlkjflsdkjsd #like cmon buddy we didn't ask for whatever nobody like you was we want just another girl 2!!!!!!!! #(i actually think the song is fine but the video is like a horrible fever dream that i never thought i'd have) #y'all ever thought we'd see a butterfly hair clip on kim jaejoong in the big year of 2022? yea me fuckin neither!!! #dig your fucking eyeliner out of the closet jaejoong we don't need this wannabe 4th gen nonsense #text #answers

[jankillbride]

[ID: digital, colored painting of Cibo and Sanakan from BLAME! The background is black except for white repeated text, which reads “SHARE THE BLAME!” with BLAME! filled in and the rest of the phrase just outlined in white. Cibo is looking toward the viewer and Sanakan is looking to the bottom left. The two are close together and their faces are blending into each other.]

hehe the ladies

#blame! #sanakan #cibo #jkb.art #pov you're my roommates and you just keep hearing me say babygirl you don't look so good #body horror tw #jic #oh yeah lore for the 'share the blame!' since i explained 'who's to blame!' for the killy drawing: #i made it up cause i didn't want them to feel left out :( #but more comprehensive answer is that they have a kid together. honestly 'shoulder' the blame might've been better #since they do rely and help each other in the end. they also have their sapphism baby #blame in this set of series of descriptions is a more neutral thing. cause here they are to 'blame' for netkid's existence and just in #general for a lot happening in the series. tho the changes they made are not bad things ya know #oh the other reason i didn't do shoulder the blame is because i wanted to do that for netkid when i get to them #since they have to live with this legacy plus they have the net terminal gene #it's a legacy kinda that they have to carry #edited again cause forgot an actual caption. w/e