#dymphna devers

[sandpapersnowman]

dymphna calling for his friend/muscle like a dog. if u even care

#i hauve. COVID. #barry keoghan #dymphna devers #calm with horses #video

[lostinsaltburn]

Almost The Same - A03

Dympna Devers x Felix Catton

Dympna Devers x Felix Catton

Explicit - 18+

5.5k words

There was that violent confidence that oozed from the stranger making its emergence again for the night. Felix couldn’t help the sharp intake of breath when he remembered again just how calmly the guy above him had snapped some guy’s finger only an hour ago. Acting like he had done nothing and just continued on with his night, chatting Felix up and now they were here, naked and laying on the bed, Felix getting covered in vicious painful little bite marks. His cock sensitive from the rough fabric constantly stretched and rubbing against him. His nipples felt like they’d turned a shade of deep purple with the incessant teasing. “As pretty as you look in these darlin’ , I think it’s time we move this along” he sat back on his thighs, finger’s roughly pulling the panties down Felix’s legs. Then he was naked, bare except the black mesh top, laid out, vulnerable to the stranger above him. “Even prettier now” he rumbled in that thick Irish accent.  Felix only squeaked in embarrassment the flush in his cheeks growing a deeper shade of red, cock twitching at the words before it was engulfed by the warm wet heat of the blonde’s mouth. Felix groaned, it was sloppy, messy, wet heat, spit dripping down his crotch settling in his pubes. God it felt so good, almost too good. The tight heat of the blondes throat constricting around the head of his cock as he swallowed him down.  He reached over to the bedside table, a bottle of lube sitting there from earlier, he shoved it down next to his hip, pushing it into the other man's hand. 

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#saltburn #barry keoghan #felix catton #jacob elordi #saltburn a03 #calm with horses #dympna devers #dympna x felix #dympna devers x felix catton #saltburn x calm with horses #a03 fanfic #a03 writer #a03 writing #felix catton smut #filthy smut #babygirl felix catton #Mr. fucking Devers #baby girl felix catton #saltburn brain rot #dymphna devers

[dymphna-devers]

tell me why, if dymphna was not supposed to be gay, he did this like that

#barry keoghan #calm with horses #dymphna devers #uggGGGHGHHGHGHGHGH

[agroteraa]

It's Mr. Devers to you.

#calm with horses #barry keoghan #dymphna devers #dymphna #dympna devers #dympna #saltburn #oliver quick

[sleepymrshmllow]

my sister and i finally watched eternals (obviously lol) and I think that concludes us binging some of barry keoghan's filmography (for now) ✨️

final(?) ratings + ranking:

Saltburn 10/10 (perfect film no notes /hj. I love this fucking movie so much and its quickly become a comfort film for me ♡ gorgeous cinematography, perfectly cast and impeccable performances by the entire cast! they nailed the mid 2000s feel. amazing soundtrack and ost. the queer subtext/tone, the vampire imagery, the metaphors and exploration of deep carnal desire, oliver domming his way to the top? all just *mwah* perfection. im not very good with words lol but basically this movie slaps and its required viewing imo)

The Banshees of Inisherin 9/10 (the trailer didn't do this film justice and I enjoyed it so much more than I expected. incredible film!! the characters were so well done and every actor in this movie did an amazing job (especially colin farrell, kerry condon, brendan gleeson, and barry ofc). I highly highly recommend this one if you haven't seen it ♡ the cinematography is beautifully done as well and goshh the location is breathtaking. one of my new favorite films ♡)

Mammal (2016) 8/10 (this film surprised me! when I read the synopsis I really didn't think I'd come out enjoying this movie as much as I did. it does a really good job with its characters and the complicated relationships between them. great performances and a very interesting and at times uncomfortable exploration of loss and grief. recommend this one! but definitely look into CWs before viewing)

Light Thereafter 8/10 (my favorite of barry's performances after oliver/saltburn. it didn't even feel like I was watching barry play a character, pavel felt like a real person and barry was just!! so incredible in this film and i loved getting to know pavel sm (his passion for art, his stims, the way he enjoys touch and textures :') ) and i was sad when it ended.)

The Killing of A Sacred Deer 7.5/10 (if you enjoyed saltburn, I definitely recommend this one! weird ass film (affectionate) and martin was a strangely endearing character to me lol i dont want to say too too much, you should watch it for yourself! 🍝)

Calm With Horses 7/10 (blonde barry keoghan was a major serve lol no but good film!! sad, but definitely worth watching. not too much to say about this one, but I enjoyed the characters (dymphna the most tho))

Eternals 6/10 (it was pretty enjoyable! the characters definitely carried this film over the plot itself (except ikaris.. I really didn't care for him at all lol). the cgi was a bit distracting and I wish there was a little more show dont tell and that certain scenes/plot points were done better/explored further BUT still entertaining and doesn't deserve the hate it gets imo!)

American Animals 6/10 (slightly disappointing but still worth a watch! evan peters carried imo)

Stalker (2012) 5.5/10 (so weird but also iconic?? worth watching at least once lmao)

Dunkirk 7/10 (objectively great film, but I just don't care for war movies im sorry 😩 soundtrack was actually so incredible tho)

Stay 4.5/10 (it was fine, it just wasn't very interesting)

and a bonus character ranking for fun ♡

Oliver Quick

Dominic Kearney

Pavel

Joe

Martin Lang

Dymphna Devers

Druig

Tommy Valentine

George Mills

Spencer Reinhard

Sean

#barry keoghan #saltburn #the banshees of inisherin #mammal 2016 #calm with horses #light thereafter #american animals #the killing of a sacred deer #eternals #tp #this was honestly really fun !! #we're thinking of watching some of the shows he's in too #long post #im sorry to my followers and moots who watched me spam rb barry keoghan for the past weeks ive been doing this LOL #also just my personal opinions/tastes ok please dont kill me for having certain films so low </3

[slothgiirl]

the trashpile: dympna devers

reader runs into dymphna while picking up some groceries. is cleaning out her dead alcoholic fathers place (who probs did drugs too,,mb?). she gets annoyed and snaps at him and he thinks its hot bc everyone else just does what he wants them too

reader takes a walk pretty late because shes sad that her dad died and even tho they had no relationship its like now theres no way he’ll get better and be a dad, hes just gone. dymphna pulls up in his car, tells her to get in, he’ll drive her back. she doesnt want to. he gets out of the car, leaving it running and talks her into taking a ride with her. (he was trying to be friendly in his own obnoxious grandiose way) they end up parking and drinking together and then they fuck. he complains shes prissy bc uni. reader comments uni is just fucking and going to class for exams. “maybe i shouldve gone to uni then?”

reader starts taking her dads stuff to donation centers. breaks apart the table and tries to figure out if she should just leave it on the curb or take it all the way there. takes a break outside, trying to work through the complicated emotions she has over his death. dymphna spots her and is like i can call arm to help u and shes all like oh why dont u just help urself, thinking hes sort of spoiled in the same way the posh girls at her boarding school were even though hes a pretty trashy wanna be gangster. hes all “id help with the right incentive” she tells him to fuck off but ends up blowing him (and getting him to help).

dymphna takes reader to bar. they play pool and he messes with her. reader notices ppl r looking at her and the way they treat him and she wasnt born yesterday like she knows what it means to be a devers but idk shes into his confident aggression. they have drinks and dymphna ditches arm to go fuck the reader back at his. readers like um dont ditch ur friend? but lets it go quick. wakes up alone and his sisters r like “u came out of nowhere” being bitchy and sussing reader out

reader runs into arm and his family. is not surprised his son is on the spectrum and offers to have her mom write a letter of recommendation so she can get the job at the school in Cork. “ur dymphna’s woman.” “hardly, think i'd remember agreeing to that” 

dymphna shows up at her house late at night and makes a fuss until she opens up. they fuck and he learns she handles customer complaints for some websites (compsci major) reader tries to make appointment to sell house but ends up delaying (still mourning her loss). dymphna takes her out for breakfast. 

reader wakes up at his house. this time dymphna is there and reader complains about the mold in the bathroom. they all give her shit for it and dymphna tells arm to figure that out but readers all no dont- charlie asks if its true she went to uni and reader says yeah, it was a bitch but i finished as dymphna pulls her onto his lap to watch tv. she means to get up and leave but feels comfortable and realizes she has a lot of feelings for him

theres a party at the devers and reader and charlie find a corner and nurse a beer while charlie wonders if she might go to uni. reader goes to get another drink and sees dymphna and his uncle doing coke. reader passes on the coke (not stupid). dymphna makes introductions and his uncle comments its probably best she doesnt do coke (look at ursula) reader snaps that its not anyones fault and his uncle is like uve got lip (control ur woman) and dymphna tells her to shut the fuck up yeah babe? reader gets annoyed and goes to bed (when she should just leave) 

reluctantly cleans the bathroom bc fuck shes not using anything when she can see mold and grime built up (scale i think its called on tile?). complains to dymphna that hes a big fish small pond but still takes his uncles shit and dymphna yells at her getting pissed off that she doesnt understand how business is done. throw things at each other and fuck. after he talks about family and stuff (heavy implication he wants her to be his wife) ill take care of u. reader: i make 80k i dont need anyone

theres some party where ppl get pissed drunk. reader doesnt like dymphna getting high and drunk. it reminds her of her father only her dad got comatose and dymphna gets short tempered and somehow even more wild. charlie and reader hide out in her room. charlie mentions sooner or later he’ll come looking for her and readers like ill kick his arse. charlie laughs and asks if reader will help her with her schoolwork. totally. charlie: i thought u were leaving tho reader: idk anymore. finnigan stumbles in and reader tells charlie to go and throws a bottle at the man but misses. he pins her down on the bed but she manages to grab the lamp and smash it on his head. reader is shaking when dymphna comes in to see what the fuck is going on. reader is like “help me take care of this” he agrees. (shes way more hardcore and cool than he is)

reader has arm and dymphna make it look like finnigan was drunk and drove himself off a cliff. arm drives them back into town. dymphna holds reader close. “we take care of each other” “yeah” 

notes: charlie goes to uni and breaks the cycle. reader and dymphna have their weird toxic codependent relationship and reader eventually takes over the family business

#dympna devers #dympna x reader #the trashpile #i love writing a weird toxic relationship that isnt like AbusiveTM #barry keoghan imagine

[simplymakkari]

omg sis do a little makkari x dympna headcanon 👀

okay i legit tried with this so not my best headcanon but ~~ Makkari is the only one who can call Dympna Dympna and to everyone else, he's Mr. Devers. Call him Dympna and he'll smash a bottle over your head heh. Makkari’s definitely intrigued by his bad boy energy and kinda ends up staying in the town for a little longer and teaches him some sign language. Dympna gets intrigued by her and her beauty, wondering why a Deaf woman like her is settling in a place like this, and writes out notes for her, struggling with sign language. Makkari never reveals her speed to him, liking the simplicity and danger of it all.

Dympna likes to show a soft spot for Makkari and she's the one who did his blonde dye job per his request and she's the only one who is allowed to touch his hair. She spends most of her time with his sisters, making sure they stay safe and they bond over that a bit with Makkari's share of a chaotic family.

Makkari doesn't necessarily agree with his violence and rage and works with him to help him get out of the family business, which he confessed to her one night, but he's in too far deep and it isnt easy to leave. Sometimes he gets hammered at the pub, he starts sprouting some classic literacy to try and impress her, butchering words and shite and tries to dance with her. He glares at anyone (maybe tries to fight them too lmao) that tries to get with Makkari and she only rolls her eyes and giggles, pats his head and takes him back to her shitty apartment to rest and sober him up.

On a smutty note, Dymphna likes to rearrange her insides when he's railing her hard on her bed after dark, horny af, his necklace in his mouth because he can't get no goddamn privacy in his home, especially with all six of his sisters. Makkari doesn't mind it and likes to kiss his tattoo and likes his stamina 😏

The relationship comes to a sad end when Dympna's ordered to kill Makkari and Arm and he can't bring himself to do it and tells her to leave and never come back and deals with Arm.

#makkari #dympna devers #tumblr asks #answered ask #inbox #does this even make sense

[walled-flwr]

My darling, darling boy....

Beautiful, yet damaged.

#barry keoghan hot #barry keoghan edit #barry keoghan #Killing of a sacred deer #irish lads #irishman #marvel's eternals #eternals banned #mcu druig #druig angst #druig eternals #makkari x druig #drukkari #dymphna devers #makkari #damaged #angsty boi #druig oneshot #druig fic #Marvel's eternals #mcu phase 4

[stranger-nightmare]

so i know that song recs aren't our thing. but The Hills by The Weeknd reminds me of Dympna @siempre-bucky your thoughts are also welcome on this idea.

i feel like this song fits well because dympna wants to keep you a secret from the rest of the family. he doesn't want them to hurt you, doesn't want to risk it. so the two of you are always having romps in the back of his car at 2am-3am

i just love dympna so much. help

Yeah no I wholeheartedly feel this in my bones

Stolen moments with Dympna at 3am in his car? Late night drives with him? That being the only real time you can spend together

Yeah I am both soft and incredibly horny for this idea

Dympna got me stupidly whipped, like I would take any tiny amount of time and affection from him😵‍💫

- Hope🐝

#wasp answers #calm with horses #dymphna devers #Dympna devers imagine #dympna devers x reader

[siempre-bucky]

hi! did you write for dymphna? he would be a good contribution for the boxing serie

Bestie I've been thinking A LOT about boxer!Dympna lately!

Like imagine you start working at the Devers gym not knowing about their true business and all this blond king wants to do is protect you🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'll totally be adding him in when I do headcanons

#barry keoghan #calm with horses #dympna devers x reader

[mothdruid]

I’ve fallen down the Barry keogahan rabbit hole, and now not only do I love druig, I have fallen for Dymphna devers. I want to stand between his legs and kiss his lil cross by his eye and just

BARRY HAS RUINED ME.

Not that I’m mad at that.

Barry ruined me too. this man constantly plagues my mind 🥴

dympna is a different breed. like he just smiles and I melt 🫠

#moth talk #abby answers #anon #barry keoghan #dympna devers

[sandpapersnowman]

we are sl;eeping on dymphna. i need him

#barry keoghan #dymphna devers #calm with horses #sorry im INSANE and watched the whole movie to clip to just him and then my program freaked out and deleted it #so i'm going back through it now for random lil clips

[lostinsaltburn]

Just watched Calm with Horses because I am obsessed with Barry's acting and also just him in general. Not gonna lie !

So many fic ideas, that I had to keep pausing and writing them down. Mostly one shots - Dympna and exploring more of his internal feelings, how he feels about his life, where it's heading and of course, filthy filthy smut.

I love that my brain 🧠 comes up with these things but I equally hate it because I have so many WIP's fics to work on.

Should I make an original character to pair him with, make it a cross over with Ollie (I'm thinking they met prior to Saltburn and that's where Ollie got some of that 'lying to get what you want' attitude from) or try my hand at my first x reader fic ?

#calm with horses #saltburn #barry keoghan #oliver quick #felix catton #saltburn 2023 #jacob elordi #saltburn a03 #saltburn brain rot #saltburn movie #dymphna devers #dympna #oneshot #a03 writer #a03 fanfic #fanfic author #fanfic writing #fanfiction

[dymphna-devers]

okay so like it has to be a kink thing right. nobody forcefeeds their 'friend'/'brother' three things of coke while being THAT happy about it without it being a kink

#dymphna devers #barry keoghan #sorry he was so fucking hot in this. as though its my fault #video #drugs /

[lostinsaltburn]

Poll Results are in !

I have a story planned for Dympna x Reader and I also made one for Dympna x Felix just in case it won. I'll have them ready and posted over the next weekish. Maybe eventually I'll write one about Ollie and Dympna because an ideas floating in my head anyway

I've never written x Reader before so if you have any tips or some great stories you've read that can help me figure out the style a bit more then please let me know.

Thanks for voting, super keen to try out a new style and practice some writing exercises

#barry keoghan #felix catton #saltburn #saltburn 2023 #jacob elordi #calm with horses #dymphna devers #dympna #dympna x reader #Dympna x Felix Catton #baby girl Felix Catton #a03 writer #a03 fanfic #fanfic writing #fanfic author #fanfiction #felix catton smut

[lostinsaltburn]

Being a horny little hermit today and writing a filthy Dympna x Felix Catton smut !

#a03 writing #barry keoghan #felix catton #dymphna devers