"Alright, who did it? Which one of you chocolate bandits ate all the chocolate chip cookies I made for the Auradon charity bake sale tomorrow?" Y/N asked, hair hot and high with blue flames.
Ben, Harry, and Gil tried to look innocent as they had chocolate and crumbs all over their faces as they tried to stammer out excuses, but it was kind of hard to do with their mouths full.
Y/N sighed. "Enough! You three are going to help me bake a new batch tonight, and you're going to hand out free milk tomorrow as punishment."
They watched him walk away as they swallowed the remaining cookies in their mouths. "Dudes, Y/N's so pissed." Gil said.
"I told you we were going to get caught, Harry." Ben glared at the son of Captain Hook.
Harry smiled. "Ah know. It's why ah suggested it."
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Dylan Playfair and Andrew Herr via Dylan's IG (x).
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Letterkenny – An Exploration of a Uniquely Canadian Romp
TL;DR – This is a delightful insight into a part of Canadian life.
Disclosure – I watched these episodes on SBS.
Letterkenny Review –
As Christmas Day approaches (or if you are outside of Canada, you will get it on Boxing Day), it means that a Canadian institution is drawing to a close. It’s a show I discovered once by seeing a GIF on Imgur about kids falling off bikes, which is an odd entry…
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Ben wasn't sure what to expect. All he was told was to meet his boyfriend, Y/N, at Harry and Gil's dorm room. He had been accustomed to the habits and traits of the Isle's kids, especially the guys.
He watched as the last of the sidekicks cleared out of the room. Something about being given a more important role in the community. Most of them were understanding about being given a bigger part in the heroic story of a prince, princess, or common street rat. Grumpy was the worst one.
He said goodbye to his council members before fixing his tailored suit and walking out of his office and towards the boys's wing.
Ben knocked on the door and watched as the door opened by itself. Either they forgot to close it all the way, or they didn't care. Probably the latter. Ben thought to himself as he entered the room.
It stunk. Like a locker room. If that locker room was covered in seaweed and sand and sailed across the seven seas. Ben knew that Isle kids were messy, but this was something else entirely. Not even Y/N was this dirty, but that's probably because Ben was his roommate, and he turned Y/N into a clean freak.
Ben tried not to let it affect him as he looked around the room. All the scattered clothes of pirates and dangerous weapons and jewelry. Ben would have to ask about where Harry and Gil got those from later, but first.
"Y/N? You here?"
"Well, well, well. Prince Beasty. What a nice surprise." Harry came out of the bathroom, naked as the day he was born. His fake hook was in his left hand. Gil came out of the room and smiled, naked as well. "Hey, Ben! Nice to see you, dude."
Ben opened his mouth to say something, but he was interrupted by Y/N walking into the room in a blue and gold robe (one of Ben's) and in underwear (also Ben's). "Hey, you. You made it." Y/n walked towards him and kissed his cheek as Harry rolled his eyes and gagged.
"Y/N, what's going on here?" Ben asked.
"Well, besides the smell, I was thinking that I should introduce you to an Isle's thing." Y/N grabbed Ben's hand and let him closer to Harry and Gil.
"What kind of Isle thing?" Ben asked nervously.
"On the Isle of the Lost, we have mates. Territory and property. You're my property and Gil's Harry's. The only way to touch someone else's property is to ask. And Harry wants you. In that way."
Ben let that sink in with wide eyes. "H-H-Harry wants to make love to me?"
"Make love?" Harry laughed. "We call it fucking Prince Beasty."
"You don't have to say yes, but if you do, you'll get to play with all of us. Isle's boys are versatile. You'll get to take as well as give." Y/N said.
The King of Auradon gulped. This was wrong. This was simply sinful, but he couldn’t deny all the sights and smells were starting to make his Beast crazy. Ben growled, literally. "I wanna play."
"Excellent." Harry grinned.
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Fancasts I’ve thought of so far
And yes. Before anyone starts. I’m aware that the first and last of these already exist in the currently essentially defunct dceu. But the actors who played them are both criminals. So I have no guilt in changing them and putting in better actors. Tell me what you think so far.
Barry Allen. Ross Lynch
Dick Grayson. Mena Massoud
Kori Anders. Laura Harrier
Oliver Queen. Jared Padalecki
Selina Kyle. Penelope Cruz.
Jason Todd. Dylan Playfair
Mr Mxyzptlk. Steve Carell
Oswald Cobblepot. Ty Burrell
Tim Drake. Oakes Fegley.
Talia Al Ghul. Nazanin Boniadi
Lucius Fox. Andre Braugher
Mera. Emily Blunt
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Dylan Playfair and Andrew Herr via co-star Michelle Mylett's IG (x).
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