#dreams are so heccin weird

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

Just woke up from a nap and had the wildest dream:

So it was basically a Don Bluth spin on It's a Wonderful Life (completely different story but same premise) with Michael Sheen voicing the MC (.....yes he looked like Aziraphale but that's not important the only thing silly about that is that my brain supplied me with "oh THAT'S why his 'Newspaper man' act is so familiar!" Lol)

The story was rather interesting, happening during a WW2 type setting. Can't really remember most of it (there were submarines??) just that instead of seeing what would happen if they were never part of the love interest's (I never actually got to see who that was) life as a ghost, they got to be there and meet the love interest that hadn't known them all their lives. And go on some Bluth-y adventure while trying to fix everything that was wrong by them not having been alive in this universe

Anyways at the end they did the whole "I understand I'm important to the universe" thing and it was time for them to wake up, the angel/fairy....thing? that had led them on this adventure said they'd been healing them (head wound) during the whole dream and yes they could wake up now. TURNS OUT the MC was afab and the fairy, knowing very little about humans, Did Not Understand and had kinda....girlified them back up (don't worry they fix it lol)

Cut to me watching the movie (dreams are weird ya know) and the channel I'm watching it on MUTES THE FEMALE VO!? I was so furious cause I knew they were doin it for transphobic reasons, and while I couldn't hear the female voice I knew that the MC talked about their life growing up with the love interest while they still presented as a little girl (and tried explaining the complexities of human gender norms to fairies in the process)

And the freakin channel I was watching on had badly stitched in this random, horribly drawn/animated, kid in the background, and they kept muting anything that talked about the little girl being the MC, hinting that the story was coming from the stitched in male kid instead

Anyways the MC told their story about wanting to be with the love interest but knowing once their (rich) family found out they weren't a girl they'd never let the two of them be together. Idk there was a whole back story I can't remember now ANYWAYS

I was so pissed as I was (unknowingly) waking up that the channel had done that, and when I realized I was waking up my first thought was "man it has been forever since I've seen that! I oughta find and watch........it's not real 🥲"

(and yes the female presenting Oops We Healed You Back Wrong MC was @doria-plume 's Anastasia design lol)

#dreams are so heccin WEIRD #but also #i want the trans don bluth movie with michael sheen now 🥲 #dreams #michael sheen #it really wasn't good omens coded at all lol #my brain is just rotting it's fine #idk what to tag this #also i know i sound insane it's ok just go with it #trans #I suppose?? #y'all lemme know if you want this outta the tag lol #oh and doria let me know if you'd like me to untag you!!!

[phe-purple-parade]

Dreamt that I encountered some.. misandrists? who were like. Fully out to remove people's phalluses. Wild. Horror movie material

#they were in my house and i was like o sh-t there are many phalluses in this house do not cut off my family's genitals pls #also encountered a guy who had some. whack ideas. idr specifics but he ended up listening to me infodump about linguistics lol #also! these people had yt channels. the dream ended w yt suggesting like terf/misandrist/sexist videos & i blocked a lot of accs lol #idak if you can block ppl on yt?? but in my dream that was an option thank goodness #anyway #genitalia mention #misandry mention #violence mention #also at some point i was like walking thru a shopping centre w the pp removal mob & some of them were being weird abt me being enby #like they were terfs but also some of them were like 'yeah trans pps r ok' when i asked #but yeah they said smtb abt me wanting to slice my body up to feel special (they just assumed i want top surgery. i maybe do but still) #gosh #like it wasn't a nightmare bc ultimately things panned out in my favour but it was definitely a stressful dream #dreams are so heccin weird #ig my brain was like 'time to meet awful ppl w whom u do not agree with. & survive'

[clavissionary-position]

Ikeprinces Ranked By How Badly They Crave Taco Bell

SARIEL . Taco Bell is the only thing keeping his mind from shattering. The only reason you've never seen the wrappers is because an employee from Taco Bell runs 40 miles to the palace every day to hand-feed Sariel while he does his work

KEITH . And now you know why he's so tall, because every Taco Bell taco produces 0.0005 cm of height in his bones, and those tacos have been adding up since he was fed them in liquid form out of the baby bottle. Jade's fuckin weird, don't ask

LICHT . Keith got him hooked. He's a burrito-supreme man. Swears by it. Prays by it. Dreams of being able to follow a copy-cat recipe at home one day without setting too big of a fire

NOKTO . Licht got him hooked. It's his post-coital meal of choice. He leaves the wrappers on the pillows of his lovers like a honeymoon rose

SILVIO . Nokto got him hooked. But he still retains a sense of self when presented with the golden richness of a chicken quesadillas. He compartmentalizes his drool like he compartmentalizes his emotions, which is to say: poorly. Wants to buy Nokto's shares of Taco Bell but Nokto isn't yielding

LEON . Take the shell, leave the meat. Is it the best meat he's ever had? Not by a longshot, but MSG is heccin hypnotizing. Is ground meat for losers? Absolutely not. Protein is protein, baby. Now go watch Leon flex at the sun while Jin coaches him

JIN . Craves it only if one of his brothers is eating Taco Bell in front of him, but otherwise he much prefers the sweets and desserts available at the palace. Though once in a blue moon, he has been known to go feral for some Nacho Fries.

CLAVIS . Has an intellectual interest in the workings of Taco Bell and its menu. Many a night has he sat in the dark of the kitchen, smiling-ly glaring down a lone soft-shell chicken taco. What makes it tick? What gives it the right to be the temptress that it is? How can he, the savant, engineer an even more supreme Crunchwrap Supreme?

GILBERT . Isn't craving Taco Bell specifically, but if you're not gonna finish that, he most certainly will. Have you ever seen a man mouth-vacuum little beads of taco beef straight from the shell into his mouth? There was no any vacuum sfx involved however; you imagined that part 100%....90%...........75% you imagined that

YVES . Not a fan of Taco Bell after briefly working there in the summer of 1258

LUKE . Always falls asleep waiting at the drive-thru so he has yet to know what it is that he is missing

CHEVALIER . Taco what?

RIO . Is the Taco Bell employee that runs 40 miles every day to hand-feed Sariel his Nachos BellGrande® Combo

a/n: Did someone make fanart of Ikeprinces and tacos or was that one of my cursed dreams? Pls link me if you know what I'm talking about

#ikemen prince #jin grandet #chevalier michel #clavis lelouch #leon dompteur #yves kloss #licht klein #nokto klein #luke randolph #sariel noir #rio ortiz #silvio ricci #keith howell #gilbert von obsidian #ikepri ranked

[galedekarios]

Did I read that one post correctly, that it's your birthday?! If so, here I am, sending you all the best birthday vibes! I hope you have the best day ever! 🎂🥳🎉🧁🎁🎊

(and if it was some weird fever dream and it's not actually your birthday...Well, uhmm...then just have a heccin' fantastic day!) 🙌

thank you so much for your message, that's so sweet of you!

yes, it was my birthday yesterday and i had a very lovely day spent with my family. 🖤

i hope you have a great day too!

#text: asks #text: personal

[tahnisreu]

needed to post a crazy bit of a dream i had so i dont forget cause it was all avatar and addi centered

Ok so it's set in a time frame where Bridgehead or something is an already established city with lots of people and stuff. But it's just sort of plonked into the forest and doesn't touch on the whole destruction part of it.

Norm was there and had Addi at a later date and her friend group was different kids. The weird thing was the dream couldn't decide if they were human or had avatars and kept bouncing in between or ignoring things like needing a mask outside. Either way she's there, he's a single parent and I guess I decided the mom had left for whatever reason.

There was going to be two new characters introduced, one being some sort of relgious guy who wanted to introduce heccin human religions to the na'vi and i was like aight here we go this won't end well.

But Addi and some other kids are doing some sort of training course with a na'vi instructor and somehow addi either separates herself from the group or they know she like went somewhere but she actually got too close to the city's canal system that gets the water out of the city and she heccin falls in.

Addi can't swim. We know this. Her shoelace gets snagged on something in the water and this just happens to be the day theyre releasing some extra water into the canal to get it somewhere else and it's the EXACT TIMING SHE'S IN THE WATER.

No one can get to her on time (they either didnt know where she was or she's too far down the canal ridge to grab anything) and here comes the water she gets carried off and baaaaaarely misses the tunnel that would take the water back into a facility to be treated it was terrifying.

Last thing I remember is a waterfall sort of ledge like in a dam and everything went black. Figured she gets washed waaaaaaay down some sorta river and tada now she's out in the forest and has to use survival instincts.

#;; mun chatter #almost went 'FINE ILL GET BACK TO WRITING ADDI' only to remember the rpcs dead here...

[solaneceae]

for @inspiredrawaw because their ocs live in my brain rent-free

emo deer and shy dragon boi have a heccin snuggle. thats it, thats the tweet.

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Waking up was a... difficult process. Slow, sluggish and almost sticky, like being pulled out of a particularly deep quagmire. Darkness was clinging to his body and mind, keeping his eyelids stubbornly closed, a sensation of numbness and weightlessness planting the seeds of doubts. Was this real? Was he dreaming?

Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue… except he couldn’t remember falling asleep. Nor could he remember… much of anything, really.

He was stuck in this state of hazy confusion for what felt like hours, with no sensory hint as to where he was, head and ears filled with cotton, too stiff and tired to move an inch or open his eyes. He wondered, however briefly, if this was what death was. Maybe he’d fallen off the boat and drowned. Maybe a monster got him, and he just couldn’t remember it.

Mh. If that was truly the After, then it was a tad underwhelming, wasn’t it.

“...’en? Drakken? Are you with me?”

Recognition sparked in his slowly waking mind, followed by fondness. That voice. Omen’s voice. That formal inflexion, that little scratchiness Drakken had come to love. He could now feel a pressure on his upper back and shoulders, his arms, his chest… like he was being held.

Was his partner taking him through the gates themselves? In a way, the prospect was reassuring. The young dragon wouldn’t have it any other way.

But then he thought of Amber, and how devastated she’d be. Oh Gods, what had he done? Curse the Morrígan! Them, and all of this starfallen, cussing pile of moonrocks!

“Wake up you sod, you’re not dead just yet.”

...Oh.

That made more sense in retrospect. It took effort, but opening his eyes confirmed that he was, indeed, very much alive, and not being carried off to the After following an untimely demise. Merely laying down on his cot inside the boat, his back supported by what seemed to be his favorite deer, swaddled in a thick fleece blanket with a wool beanie on his head. And something was breathing against his neck.

He opened his mouth to speak, but his jaw felt so stiff, his tongue swollen and hard to move… “Mmm’n?”

“Shh. Don’t move yet. You fell asleep outside.”

He had? Oh, cuss. Drakken knew he didn’t do well in the cold at all, but it had been pleasantly warm today and he hadn’t expected the temperature to drop so much once night fell. He’d just been so fascinated with the blinking stars, trying to find his favorite constellations… he hadn’t realized how cold it had gotten until it was too late, it seemed.

Omen shifted, reaching for one of his frigid hands. “Can you move your fingers? Here, try to squeeze my hand.”

The dragon complied, wincing as his digits twitched and flared up with a dull, but pulsing pain. “H’rrts,” he managed to slur out, loosely grasping Omen’s warm, furry paw for a short moment before letting go. Something was changing- he actually felt the cold now, his body breaking into little shudders and spasms, his teeth starting to chatter. Wasn’t he supposed to be warming up? There was something radiating warmth against his chest… a hot water bottle?

“C-Cold,” the dragon slurred, now full-on trembling. He heard Omen hum, felt their hands rub up and down his arms through the blanket, their nose press against his jugular. “It’s alright, sunflower. Your body’s just starting to work properly again,” they assured him. “It’s a good sign.”

Was it? Drakken didn’t know, as mustering complex thoughts was a little difficult at the moment. He tried to move his arms to lay his hands on the hot bottle, but Omen quickly stopped him. “No, Drace, love- don’t, please. Your hands will just hurt more if you do that, and it’ll send cold blood right to your heart. Let them warm up on their own.”

Drakken let out a quiet croak of complaint, but quickly gave up, too drained to fight it. Mrf.

Well, at least his chest and back felt warmer. Even Omen’s nose felt warm, and that was weird, because Omen’s nose always felt cool to him, and he knew this because the deer loved to sneakily press it in the crook of his neck to make him squeal and squirm, and he’d flush and mumble complains while the deer smirked at him, because they both knew he didn’t actually want them to stop.

Mmh. Omen was so mischievous. And their coat was always so soft, and warm like a baby chick, chick-chickadee. Drakken liked to press his nose to theirs, and laugh when they took an offended expression whenever he went in for a playful boop. They were so proud all the time. I come from a prestigious family of death omens! they’d say. Regal. So pretty.

Ah, he’d lost his train of thought. And Omen was looking at him weird. “You need to warm up more,” they said, gently maneuvering him to lay him down on his cot, adjusting the blanket and water bottle. Drakken complained with a quiet whine, which the deer stifled with a little hush. They’d make him tea, they said. They’d be back real soon, they promised.

Drakken watched his partner smile fondly at him, then walk out of the room, their hooves clicking on the wooden floor. Drakken sniffled, shivering in his blanket, numb tail twitching as it slowly wrapped itself around his waist in an attempt at self-soothing. Please don’t be long...

***

The fallow deer placed their hands against the table, taking a few deep breaths to calm down as the sound of boiling water filled the tiny kitchen.

They’d tried so hard to keep themselves from visibly panicking, when all they wanted to do was to scream and cry in the crook of his boyfriend’s scaly neck, and tell him how scared they’d been, how their blood had run cold when they’d found him, silent and still on the cold wood of the deck, his chest barely moving and lips so blue and no no nonono can’t lose him not him not him-

Hissssssssss

Their spiraling thoughts were drowned out by the distinct sound of the kettle whistling, snapping them out of it. They swore bitterly, rubbing their head and taking the kettle out of the fire- they couldn’t fall apart like this. They had to take care of Drakken first and foremost, make him feel safe. They weren’t the one being hurt here. Being outwardly worried would only make it worse.

They focused on stuffing Drakken’s preferred blend -black tea, ginger, clove, cinnamon- in a tea ball, pouring the hot water in a mug and leaving room for cold water. Infuse, get the honey, cool it down, too hot will hurt him, where’s the spoon, have to hurry...

***

“Here, I’m going to help you sit up, hang on. Up we go, c’mon… There, you’re doing great, good job love. Let me- no no, Drakken, keep your hands inside the blanket, alright? Let me give it to you. Your hands will hurt again if you try to hold it.”

Drakken gave Omen an affronted look -which made them smile a little bit- but complied. Now that the dragon was upright, Omen proceeded to hold his head up, gently pushing the mug to his lips and tilting it, letting him take a few tiny, cautious gulps.

He looked better- the frost had completely left his scales, and even though he was shivering still, he no longer seemed incoherent. He choked a little on the last gulp, and Omen gently rubbed his back until his coughing fit had subsided and he laid bonelessly against their side, but his breathing was steady, and so was his heart… “Feeling better?” they asked quietly, hand gliding up and down their boyfriend’s back. Drakken hummed tiredly, his cheek slightly smushed against Omen’s shoulder. “Y-Yeah… thank you…”

Silence reigned for a few minutes, punctuated by each other’s breathing and the occasional shaky whimper from the cold-blooded dragon. Before he spoke again. “ ‘m sorry…”

Omen tilted their head, antlers bumping against the wall. “What for?”

“Should’ve paid attention… been more careful. Made you worry.”

The child of Death frowned at that. “Do not concern yourself with that. It is fine. I’m just glad you’re okay.”

“S’not though…”

The deer blinked when a cool hand grasped theirs- Drakken was shifting against them to look into their eyes, squeezing their fingers in a firmer grip than before. “You’re always- so careful, always thinking about protecting us. You always r-remind me to be careful when it’s cold, and I wasn’t careful enough, and I’m-made you worry and I’m sorry…”

Omen was stunned- Drakken had just experienced dangerous levels of hypothermia, yet he was concerned about how they felt?

Had they failed to conceal their fear so badly that even Drakken, out of it as he was, had been able to pick up on it?

They let out a shuddering breath, letting their head rest against the other’s, eyes clenched shut. Drakken knew them way too well. Their emotions, now bursting through the damn, making them feel like the lost, scared little kid they had been once. They said nothing, letting their boyfriend cup their face and brush over their fur knowingly. In this moment… there was no need for words.

His claws were sharp- dangerous. Yet he always touched them so gently, so carefully. Even now as his arms left his cocoon of blankets to wrap around Omen, pulling them down into a comforting hug.

“ ‘ey.”

“...Yes?”

“ ‘luv you, treasure.”

The deer felt a surge of affection swelling in their chest. “I love you too, sunflower,” they breathed out, voice a little bit shaky as they returned the dragon’s embrace.

And when Drakken squeaked when they pressed their nose in his neck, Omen knew he was going to be okay.

#allison's ocs #omen #drakken #they're babies your honor #flashfic #tw hypothermia

[yoursecretsketchbook]

So, for a while now I've been able to create cool looking characters in my dreams and use them in like my stories and stuff... But I never knew I could create whole heccin stories in my dreams!

Last night my mind created a story called "Under Our Skin", there were four main characters, Alister, Eden, Katherine and Halo, along with this girl named Emma who happened to be the antagonist. I saw through the eyes of Katherine but I had no control over her so it was more like a first person movie. Sadly, aside from the characters, and the title I can barely remember the actual story went. All I remember was the begining and the ending of the story.

CW // Blood/Gore, creepy creatures

The story started out with the four sitting at a dinner like area, Halo was eating some type of candy that he had poured into a bowl, he had this habit of leaving the wrappers mixed into the candy and for some reason it was one of Katherine's biggest pet peeves. I swear Halo did this just to get on her nerves cuz when she had finished plucking the wrappers out of the sea of candy, Halo merely chuckled. Though that's all I can remember from the start. It started off nice and kind of wholesome, though the ending was quite the opposite.

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Katherine had finally managed to pry the bear trap from Eden's foot, though Katherine knew Eden wouldn't be able to walk, and she had no way of patching up the large gashes in her leg. "We've gotta hurry-" Katherine began, slinging Eden's arm over her shoulder and dragging her along. Eden's breaths were short and tired, almost wheezy as she struggled to use her other leg to walk. Katherine knew they had lost Emma, the psychopath who caused them to endure all this pain, but it wouldn't be long before she would catch up with them as they trudged along a ditch, leading towards the road, the main road to their houses.

They were about halfway there when Katherine began to hear the sound of crunching leaves behind her. She quickened their pace, glancing back to see a tall, pitch black figure with one large eye and a red silhouette following them, staring at them. The sight sent a cold shiver down Katherine's spine as she made it out onto the open road, now at a sprint.

She ran first to Eden's house, sitting her gently on her porch. The female let out a horse cough, her eyes heavy and distant. "Hey hey hey, you'll be okay, you'll be okay." Katherine said with a weak smile, ringing her doorbell and hearing footsteps come. "Your parents will help." She insisted, giving Eden a nod before running off towards her own house.

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"Katherine?" Halo called out, snapping Kathrine out of her thoughts. "Hm?" She hummed in response, It was now the next day, and the four had decided to meet up at the dinner once more. Katherine suspected it was discuss about the night before but when she had seen how bright and cheery they were, the knew something was wrong. "Are you okay, you seem a little off today?" He asks, taking one of the candies and popping it into his mouth. "Oh yeah..." She mumbled, noticing the wrappers and pulling them out of the candy one by one. "Just had this weird dream last night."

"Well there's nothing to worry about! It was just a dream after all!" Halo sings out sweetly, though Katherine isn't fooled by this cover up. "Yeah... Just a dream." She said with a chuckle and a fake little smile. That was is, that was the confirmation she needed to tell at these weren't her friends, she knew something happened to them, but she didn't know what exactly, all she knew about it was that she'd just have to play along, or else she'd be next.

To be honest I feel like this would make for a great story, sadly I already have one in the works and if I go off to this one, well- my current one will never get finished.

[plantcore-posterboy]

75 reasons we love you

Here ya go, baby. @your-friendly-neighborhood-enby

(Credits to Me for these)

1. You're kind, its something I love about you, even on your darkest days, you can make someone else happy.

2. Your interests. You can go on rants about things, and honestly, it's amazing, because once you're interested in something, you're interested in it.

3. You let me rant to you. You can be having a really bad day, but you'll always listen to me.

4. You're an amazing writer. I've read your work for a long time, and you never cease to amaze me.

5. You're adorable. I love your smile, and no matter how much you disagree, you really are adorable.

6. You may not always know how to respond to something, but you always respond, so I know that you're still there.

7. You are a good singer. Your voice is calming and easy to listen too.

8. No matter what you see about yourself as a flaw, you can always see the good things about people.

9. You put others before yourself no matter what it does to you, you just genuinely care about other people.

10. You've managed to survive, yeah it gets rough sometimes. But guess what? You've made it.

11. Nicknames. You're just really good at using nicknames, which is honestly a skill.

12. Common interests! We have quite a few, which honestly I find amazing.

13. You deal with me no matter what stupid crap I do, and I admire you for that.

14. You're accepting, you've never judged me, and I appreciate that.

15. You always know how to calm me down. A skill I both admire and adore about you.

16. You put effort into everything you do.

17. You are always willing to fight people with love.

18. You mean what you say, as far as I can tell. Honesty is good.

19. You've always been nice, which is why I got along with you so easily in the beginning, there's so much more now.

20. You have the ability to easily make friends. I mean, so many people on here love and adore you, including me.

21. You've always been there for me when I've needed it.

22. Your personality is amazing, you're sweet and loyal and I love it.

23. Your smile. Its adorable and I wish I could see it more.

(Credit to @thelonelycreature for the next ones)

24. SMOL SOFT CHILD!

25. SUPPORTIVE!

(Credits to @ihavenoclueanymore for these ones)

26. They are smart

27. They are themselves and unique (which is a good thing because they aren't fake! Which happens a lot)

28. They are very into musicals

29. They are are very easy to fluster and make blush

30. They have great writing

31. They are super adorable no matter how much they think they aren't

32. They have a very great dream and is good at musicals (and singing)

33. We have a bunch of stuff in common (we will probably find more as we get to know each other better!)

34. They have a cute smile

35. They are very cool person who deserves lots of love

36. They are an amazing arospec and enby who cares for others and isn't mean.

TOP 10 REASONS @nonbinaryroyaltylove LOVES LO!!!

(37) Reason #1: Lo is the most caring person on this planet and will listen to me rant my little heart out about something that they don’t even know about but they will make an effort to understand it anyway.

(38) Reason#2: Lo makes me smile whenever im down and they always know the right thing to say when im angry or sad.

(39) Reason #3: Lo is so so so so so so so so smart, they always come up with little jokes on the spot or things in their stories that i love.

Reason#4: speaking of Lo’s stories, don’t even get me started!!! Weather it’s late at night or early morning or anytime, I love reading their one shots and all their stories. They are so creative with their content and they are so friendly to their followers. (No wonder everyone wants to be their friend)

(40) Reason #5 Lo is really good at listening and when i say really good i mean REALLY GOOD. When I feel really down i know that they will always be there with a virtual hug and some yeeted love in my direction. The best part is, even if your an anon and they don’t know you they will still give you all the love in the world.

(41) Reason #6: you can count on Lo to never tell anyone your secrets and insecurities. Lo knows a lot of things in my life and only one other person i know knows as much about me as they do. If you tell Lo something they will take it to their grave.

(42) Reason #7: they deal with all the sap juice that we all give each other everyday and even through the shitty times they help others and honestly they handle the sap so well and its great.

(43) Reason #8 Lo is really good at just being a friend no matter what you need they will provide it. If you need love they will yeet it at your face and if you ask for space they will respect it, they are very patient always.

(44) Reason #10: lastly is that Lo will make sure you are ok. I was recently in a very dark place and Lo helped take me off the edge I was standing on. Lo will rant to you and make sure you eat and sleep even if it means sacrificing their own. (Which we will all rant back to them that they need)

(45) Reason #11 Lo is the actual fucking imbodyment of a hufflepuff!!!!!!!!! That in its self should be reason enough to love them

(Credits to @lovelylogicality for these)

(46) 1. They inspire me to write, and actually help me feel proud of my work

(47) 2. They make me feel important, like something really special instead of just boring.

(48) 3. Lo makes me feel better about myself (especially my weird eyes)

(49) 4. They’re kind and sweet and always try to make me feel better.

(50) 5. Always there with encouragement

(51) 6. Lo writes amazing little fics and I always love seeing their stunning work on my dashboard

(52) 7. THEYRE JUST AS SAPPY AS US

(Credits to me, again, for these)

53. You always know how to make me smile, whether its intentional or not.

54. Honestly, I smile anytime I see something that reminds me of you.

(Credits to @ihavenoclueanymore , again)

(55) 1. calls everyone a sap even tho we are all just telling truths

(56) 2. knows (with me telling) just what pet names to use to make me heart completely melt and my brain short circuit

(57) 3. very loveable human!

(58) 4. prefers to read the book (best type of human)

(59) 5. is poly! (Us polys need to stand together!)

(60) 6. makes nonhuman noises when flustered (need to hear these)

(61) 7. is very precious baby (in a non weird way)

(62) 8. very kind to everyone!

(63) 9. introvert (we also have this in common and need to stan together!)

(64) 10. favorite side is virgil (best side besides patton)

(65) 11. is legit the only human I've seen use greetings and salutations and it's awesome

(Credits to @lovesupportandcookies for these)

(66) 1. Heccin adorable

(67) 2. Does their best to be nice even in hardship

(68) 3. Incredibly sweet in general (all the sap)

(69) 4. Oh! And very trustworthy!

(Credits, again, to @nonbinaryroyaltylove )

(70) Reason #12: when Lo send out ask requests on their blog they actually do them and answer everything with the upmost importance. Lo puts their people before everything and will take time out of their precious day to care for them. Weather it be answering a simple and silly ask or responding to a more personal problem and he treats them all with importance.

(71) Reason #13: Lo is so accepting, you could tell them anything and no matter how messed up or strange you might think it is, they will embrace it and love you for you, which in my book makes them of the best people I have met.

(72) Reason #14: They know musical theater just like any lord should, you can talk to them about any and all musical theater and on the rare occasion that they dont know what it is they will make an effort to listen to and/or watch it so they talk about it with you.

(73) Reason #15 Lo is the most adorable lord you will ever see on earth, their smile is infectious and whenever they look at you, or if they are online, text they have the ability to make you feel safe and its like they are giving you a huge hug in a blanket of safety and trust. So yeah Lo will instantly make you feel safe and loved whenever they talk to you.

(Credits to @marshmallowmischief for this one)

(74) they're so valid in everything they do

(Credits to me for this last one)

(75) You give the absolute best virtual hugs.

Lo, this is for you. We thought you could use some love, so I asked some people to help and we put this together. Sorry it's a bit of a mess, but it's made with love

Overall credits to:

Me

@thelonelycreature

@marshmallowmischief

@lovesupportandcookies

@ihavenoclueanymore

@nonbinaryroyaltylove

@lovelylogicality

[askthetotallynotdehsquad]

kleinsen being good and soft

Ava: teehee (Evan doesn’t know Jared likes him yet)

——————

Evan: *packing bc he’s sleeping over at Jared’s house??*

Jared: *puking up flowers and blood cause hanahaki*

Evan: *knocks on the Jared’s door* Jaredddddddd

Jared: f-fuck um- oNE S-SECOND- *pukes more and one whole flower and then stops cause thats all of them for today lol xD*

Evan: *puts his headphones on bc he’s waiting??*

Jared: *cleans up the bathroom and wipes his eyes cause he was crying cause it hurt and puts the flower in a bowl where he kept all of them cause it's a water lily cause I like them and opens the door for evan* hi, sorry I took so long, come in

Evan: *puts his headphones around his neck* it’s fine dude *walks in* I haven’t been here in forever oh my god-

Jared: *rubs the back of his neck* heh- yeah

Evan: *looks at thy Jared very concerned* you okay dude? I’m surprised you haven’t made a joke by now

Jared: im surprised you haven't kissed a tree! I'm fine, lol

Evan: *giggly boye* you sure?- Wait, why are your eyes so red? Are you smoking weed?!

Jared: um- yes?

Evan: uh- where should I put my bags? I don’t know if any of the house rules changes- since last time you didn’t let me touch anything-

Jared: we can bring them to my room cause thats where we're sleeping I guess

Evan: okay? *runs upstairs and falls in the process* OW

Jared: oh shoot- are you okay? *runs over to evan*

Evan: yeah- I just tripped that’s all! *smiley boye* *walks into thy Jared’s room*

Jared: *follows the evan* uh so you can sleep on my bed and I can sleep on the floor or whatever

Evan: dude it’s your house- I’ll sleep on the floor-

Jared: well like you’re the guest or something I don’t know

Evan: hhhhhh *flops on his bed* what do you wanna do

Jared: I dont know- wanna watch a movie?

Evan: sure! *sits up and sits against the pillows*

Jared: *sits next to evan* ummm... let's watch..... uh.... *puts on Hercules cause yes* this.

Evan: dork *giggly boye*

Jared: *red boye* shush-

Evan: wow Jared Kleinmen is blushing, from Evan Hansen- who ever thought

Jared: ugh- *hides face* i hate you tree man

Evan: love you too bathbomb

Jared: *feels a lump in his throat because I researched and like if you get affection from the person you love the symptoms get worse* um- i need to use the bathroom be right back *walks to the bathroom*

Evan: okay!

Jared: *locks the door and starts hanahaki-ing for like 5 minutes*

Evan: *walks to the bathroom door and knocks on it* you okay dude?

Jared: yep! I'm g-good just give me a s-second- *hanahki-s a full water lily cause thats what his flower is apparently* *also thats how he knows it's over for now*

Evan: okay! I’ll be in your room- I’ll pause the movie for you!

Jared: o-okay! *coughs up some more blood and cleans up*

Like- 5 minutes later: skskksksk

Jared: *walks in to his room and puts the lily in the water bowl*

Evan: you have...water Lily’s in your...bathroom?

Jared: a lot has changed, evan. *sigh* a lot

Evan: *sighs and hugs the Jared*

Jared: *blushes and hugs the tree* soooooo... why are you hugging me?

Evan: you seemed sad- and you don’t get enough love

Jared: *metaphorically melts into the hug and lays his head on Evans shoulder*

Ali: (I'm sorry im so used to being a bottom)

Ava: (Dont worry dude bc same)

Evan: *ruffles the Jared’s hair* you okay?

Jared: ......huh? What? Wait yeah I'm good haha *stops hugging the evan and is v red* so uh- wanna keep watching the movie?

Evan: sure! *sits on his bed and closes the blinds so it can be dark* it’s like a real movie theater!

Jared: yeah! *in his mind cause I feel like it 😋 (how in the fucking fuck can someone be so god damn cute-)

Ava: dang Jared

Evan: *unpauses the movie and leans against the pillows* *puts an oversized hoodie on uwu*

Jared: *(what in the frick frack cracker jack)

Evan: *rests his head on Jared’s shoulder teehee*

Jared: *blushblushblush*

Evan: is it bad I’ve never seen this movie-

Jared: I mean i dont know I guess?? *worried he'll have another hanahaki attack with all this love ;-;*

Evan: Jared...are you okay? Ever since I got here you’ve looked like you’re going to throw up- should I leave?

Jared: nonononono!!! It's fine!! I'm fine!!

Evan: *hugs the Jared from the side* no you arentttttt

Jared: e-evan i- *starts coughing up blood*

Ali: (he wasn't gonna confess he was just flustered :/)

Evan: holy shoot! Oh my god!- *runs to get towels*

Jared: *keeps coughing up blood and now- some flower petals*

Evan: *comes back with towels and sits down in front of Jared then looks at him* here du- are those...flowers?

Jared: n-no. Y-y-yes? *starts sobbing cause it hurts a lot ouchies* i-im s-so-sorry *coughs up more petals and blood*

Evan: hey hey hey- it’s okay Jare- I know what this is- cough it all up *rubs his back*

Jared: *starts coughing up wayyy more and even some full lilys bc like I said affection makes it worse*

Evan: oh shoot sorry! I forgot- *steps away from the Jared*

Jared: *coughs up a bit more and one like- huge heccin lily thats glowy pink (normally theyre white) :0*

Evan: oh my god..-

Jared: i-im sorry I'll- I'll clean this up- *starts cleaning up quickly and gently puts the pink one in the center of the bowl*

Evan: y-you like m-m-me..-

Jared: what?! No thats- thats insane haha-

Evan: y-yeah....insane

Jared: *picks up the bowl, sits down, and puts it on his lap* *oh and pushes them around gently with his finger*

Evan: Jared....can I um...tell you something?

Jared: hm?

Evan: I um....please don’t hate me- but...Ive liked you for awhile now. You’ve been really nice to me lately and I never knew why, but now I do. It’s fine if you have hanahaki because of Connor- it’s fine if you don’t like me- I’m just hoping this doesn’t trigger it-

Some of the smaller flowers: *die*

Jared: wait- wait hold up- wait- wait really? *starts crying* no no... no youre just playing with me- this is all a dream- stop- no-

Evan: Jared, I’m not messing with you...you aren’t dreaming- I like you

Jared: ohmygosh- oh- ohmygosh- *puts the bowl back down on the table and is still muttering ohmygosh to himself* *blushy boye*

Evan: *laughs a little* calm down Jare

Jared: *sits back down and looks at the ground* you know... I had.. that was 29 flowers.. one more and.. I wouldve died......

Evan: am I allowed to like...- touch you now?

Jared: yeah-

Evan: *hugs the jared*

Jared: *leans on the evan*

Evan: *pulls away from the Jared and looks at him then....kisses him teehee*

Jared: *flustered for a moment but then kisses him back*

Evan: Jared, I- I love you

Jared: I love you too you dweeb *kisses him agian but more make-outy?????*

Ava: Ali what-

Evan: *big blush man*

Jared: *pulls apart and gives him a look like is this okay cause catie told me once that you should do that*

Ali: (shush I dont know what words are)

Evan: *laughs* Jared you are such a dork, I love it

Jared: w-wELL-?!

Evan: *giggly boye*

Jared: *smiles* just kiss me already you acorn *kisses the evan agAiN*

Evan: *kisses thy Jared*

Jared: *runs his fingers through thy Evans hair*

Ava: Ali- where is this going

Evan: *big blush man*

Jared: *makes out with evan wow I did it im proud of myself :)*

-later-

Evan: *his hair is all messed up* so that happened-

Jared: *red boye* yeah-

Evan: you’re a good kisser Kleinmen

Jared: *giggle sk* no u

Evan: uno reverse card *giggle sk*

Jared: ugh fineeeeee- *fixes his glasses cause they were tilted cause ;)*

Evan: well I never got to watch the movie- I guess I’m too hot to handle

Jared: pretty much

Evan: o-oh I was j-joking- *hides under the blanket*

Jared: *giggles* youre such a dweeb

Evan: *still under the blanket* shushhhh

Jared: *goes under the blanket and cuddles the evan*

Evan: *pink boye* *wraps his arms around the Jared*

Jared: *falls asleep*

-a couple hours later-

Evan: *poking thy Jared* Jareeeeee wake uppppp

Jared: *wakes up* momm its nott- oh hey evan-! *blush boy*

Evan: I never knew I looked like your mom *laughs*

Jared: nO thats disgusting eww- she just- normally wakes me up on Saturdays thinking its school. She's werid.

Evan: how- it’s Saturday?? I can’t even remember anymore

Jared: *shrugs* I have a good memory I guess

Evan: I’m just gonna say, I never thought in a million years, the Jared Kleinmen would like cuddles

Jared: *giggles* oh evan you dont even know

Evan: what else are you hiding from me

Jared: *becomes way to red to even speak* noTHINg-

Evan: tell meeeeeee pweaseeeee

Jared: *hides under his blanket* nO-

Evan: Jared I swear to god if you’re kinky like my brother-

Jared: no ew gross what huh

Evan: tell me Jare Bearrrrr

Jared: no-

Evan: hmmmmmm okay fineeeee *stares at the Jared* you’re really pretty...-

Jared: youre really hot

Evan: oh I- I- um..- *v v v v v v red*

Jared: *giggly boye*

Evan: that was very unnecessary Kleinmen *crosses his arms while being v v v red*

Jared: it's true

Evan: *puts his hand on his cheek and kisses him teehee*

Jared: *pulls him closer and kisses him back*

Evan: this is very gay

Jared: *finger guns* yeperino!

Evan: *giggly boye* you are so weird, but I love you

Jared: can we get back to kissing? (Please? Yo. Every action has an-)

Ava: equal opposite reaction-

Evan: o-oh y-yeah- *kisses the Jared*

Jared: *kisses the evan but ~~ly*

Evan: *is basically in Jared’s lap at this point-*

Jared: *has his arms wrapped around Evans hips ;))*

Evan: *has his arms wrapped around Jared’s neck;))*

Jared: *kisses evan but more ;))-y*

Evan: *big blush man*

Jared: *keeps kissing Thy evan shook :0*

Evan: okay Jared calm down *giggly boye*

Jared: *shrugs* youre just a really good kisser, acorn *stares at Thy evan smiling :)*

Evan: shush bathbomb

Jared: *in an amazingly good British accent because I feel like Jared would have a amazingly good British accent* oh evan my good sir, youre such a peach *kisses Evans hand* now if you'll excuse me for a moment, i shall go get food *goes to get food*

Evan: Jared wha- dork!

Jared: *yells from the kitchen* treeboy!

Evan: Adorable!

Jared: goddamn you! *comes back to his room and he has um.. spaghetti* f o o d

Evan: my mom knew this was going to happen- she knew you liked meeeeeeee *looks at the Jared*

Jared: well your mom is smart *we eating*

Evan: oh and I uh- I bought you something the other day- *gives him a bathbomb*

Jared: you know me so well *wipes a fake tear from his eye* ironically, i got something for you! *goes under his bed and grabs a succulent and gives it to evan* you can name it if you want-

Evan: *:0* I love it!! *hugs the Jared*

Jared: yay! *hugs the evan*

Evan: *snuggles in the Jared XD owo*

Jared: *plays with evans hair 0w0*

Evan: jare...will you be my boyfrienddddd

Jared: *straight face* no of course not... *smiles really wide and kisses the evan* dUDE OF COURSE!!! *v v smiley boye*

Evan: *breaks into a giggly fit and falls out of the Jared’s grip* yayyyyy

Jared: *teehee* hey evannnn guess whattttttttttttttttttt

Evan: whatttttttt

Jared: I love you *giggly boye oWO

Evan: I love you toooo!

Jared: so what are you gonna name the little guy? *sits on the ground with evan cause he fell or something and puts thy succulent in his lap*

Evan: hm...jelly bean!

Ali: im gonna make jared be able to do any accent really well and you can't stop me

Jared: *commits cowboy accent* howdy there jelly bean what are you doin' round these here parts

Evan: Jared what the hell!? *laughing*

Jared: *starts laughing too and is still committing cowboy accent* what? this is how I talk! Ya got a problem with that mister? *laughing so much sksjsksmskk*

Evan: n-no! This is just- *continues laughing*

Jared: *dies laughing and back to normal jared voice* jelly bean is beautiful

Evan: oh welcome back Jared, you got possessed by a cowboy

Jared: Oh my gosh I did?! *finger guns the air and looks around frantically* wOODY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! I'LL SHOOT!! *trying not to laugh*

Evan: *cant breathe from laughing* oh my god-

Jared: *falls onto Evans lap* ohmygosh *dying laughing* i can't

Evan: *dying laughing* since when could you do all those accents?!

Jared: *shrugs* since forever I guess? I can do a lot more

Evan: oh lord please no

Jared: *giggles* okay okay- what do you wanna do now?

Evan: I don’t knowwwwwww

Jared: *puts jelly bean on the counter* wannaaaaaaa watch a horror movie??

Evan: okay! *sits under the blanket on the Jared’s bed* (it still looks like a movie theater in his room-*

Jared: *sits next to evan and puts on the man man bye*

The first death: wassup

Evan: *clings onto Jared’s arm*

Ali: oh my gosh it's literally the opposite of us

Jared: evan it has barely been 10 minutes in-

-Half way through the movie-

Evan: *screams*

Jared: *wraps his arms around evan* evy do you wanna turn it off? *genuinely concerned*

Evan: n-no it’s fine

Jared: oookayyy... *still worried*

-a bit more than halfway in-

Evan: *falls asleep*

Jared: *gently moves evan so he's laying down, turns off the tv, cuddles him and falls asleep too*

-next Day-

Evan: *wakes up* Jare bearrrr

Jared: *talks in his sleep cause I need to do this* *sleep giggles? Shut up okay* awee my little evy wevy

Evan: *big blush man but laughs and pokes the Jared*

Jared: *awakens and sees thy evan* oh h-hi evan- *big big big blush man*

Evan: how long have you dreamed of me Jare? *smiley boye*

Jared: w-well um- y-you see y-you i- um- *flustered gay distress increces*

Evan: what happened in that little “evy wevy” dream of yours

Jared: nOThIng-

Evan: awe c’mom tell your little Evy Wevy

Jared: *blushes deeper :0* nO-

Evan: okay okay- you can go back to sleep if you want baby

Jared: *is redder than a tomato* baby???? *dying* did you just call me baby??? *dying even more like wtf*

Evan: *shaking his head* mhm

Jared: *hides his face* evan why do you do this to me

Evan: awe because I cannnnn

Jared: oh my gosh *dying blushing woah*

Evan: *kisses thy Jared*

Jared: *kisses thy evan back*

Evan: *kisses his forehead* go back to sleep baby

Jared: fineeeeeeee *lays down with his head on Evans lap and falls asleep*

Evan: *gently moves Jared and lays down*

Jared: *clings onto evan*

Evan: *asleep*

Heidi: Evan sweetie it’s time to come ho- AWWWWWW

Jared: *stays asleep and clings onto evan tighter*

Evan: *whisper yells* mom what the hell! Go away!-

Heidi: I am posting this on Facebook! *walks away*

Jared: *nuzzles evan*

Ali: NUZZLES YOU OWO

Evan: *goes to get up but Jared won’t let him* Jare, I have to leave

Jared: *still a singular sleep*

[the-chattering-tower]

Thoughts re: what if we got a new breed (like, ever)

(Mainly what i’d want or not want)

I thought about this the other night and then dreamed we got a new breed with a 24-hour stream with art of genes and apparel for them + qna stuff to celebrate so there’s that

I’d love a dragon that originates from Water flight that actually looks like it’s seen water more than twice in its life. Maybe we could get lore with Tidelord coming back and bringing his newest children with him

Pangolins?? I’d love a pangolin-based dragon. Armoured and sturdy but different from snappers and also bipedal

Look I’d love a moth dragon as much as the next person but if we got that it’d need to be the same size league as fae otherwise it’d feel too much like a tundra copy

In general if we get a new breed I’d want it to fill a hole/niche the other breeds don’t. I want it to be distinct. I want it to fit

Another fluffy breed bc one is not enough but this time instead of sweet and incredibly friend-shaped I want a scary beast. Idc if it’s a sabertooth tiger dragon or a fuckin werewolf but i want it to be scary while also fluffy

What i do Not want is another breed with gem or seasonally obtainable breed change scrolls bc goddamn I’m already tired enough of coatls and wildclaws and imps and heccin nocturnes, I don’t need any more unscriable problem children like that

Something thin and spindly but not in the weird horse way like skydancers. I’m thinking more like the bone fiends

If i could delete any existing breed to create a new one i’d delete wildclaws and replace them all with Better Wildclaws who aren’t based off of shitty Jurassic World action figures and 2012 deviantart’s idea of a “raptor”

It’d be neat if we got another breed known for doing the flying good, but this time with wings that aren’t ridiculous. Third time’s a charm, right?

P much anything that has big ole ears wins me over tho

I want more shit that’s new and different but not super game-breaking for site lore, like mirrors’ four eyes or the coatl language

#flight rising #kata's chatter #idk just. thoughts

[anactualpileofnacl]

wo A  H I WAS HECCIN TAGGED WOWIE

Rules: answer the questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

Tagged by: @smol-trash-alien

Nickname: Salt :000 Bls it has nothing to do with II Salt, my nickname predates me getting into the OSC

Zodiac: Sagittarius and/or I guess Ophiuchus? Does that even count at all

Height: 5′5″? The last time I checked was a year ago.

Time: 6:20 PM

Favorite band/artist: Crywank,,,,

Last movie I saw: Cabaret- I didn’t even finish it because I got distracted.

Last thing I googled. ‘insignificant’ because I didn’t know if I was spelling it right-

Side blog(s): ABetterAskThanThat but I’m really dumb and lazy so it’s on hiatus

Do I get asks: not really

Why did I choose my username: I actually got my nickname Salt because I was extremely upset and salty over this one manipulative ***** and I had changed my nickname on Discord to AnActualPileofSalt. But that name was stolen on here from a Tumblr I made once, never used, then forgot the info. So NaCl went over place of Salt

Following: 301 

Average amount of sleep: Depends on how late I stay up, but usually 5 or less a day

Lucky number: I don’t really have on

What am I wearing: T-Shirt and Pyjama pants. Fun.

Dream job: Honestly anything along the lines of artist, animator, or writer. I really love doing all three things.

Dream trip: Going to Berlin!!!! Or just- anywhere in Germany!!!!!!

Favorite food: I don’t really have one, but I do love artichokes

Play an instrument: I can play the piano, I just don’t.

Hair color: Dark brown, but rn it’s dyed red

Eye color: hazel? Idk it depends on the lighting, but usually they look gray, green, or blue.

Most iconic song: gg Allstar by Smashmouth

Languages you speak: English is my native language, but I can hold a conversation in German, and I... know a 7th grade’s worth of Spanish.

Random fact: I have this really fat cat and I like. just now. realized that I left her in a tiny plastic drawer for anywhere between 4-5 hours. sobs,,,, she usually uses it as a bed but the power went out and I 100% forgot about her.

Describe yourself in an aesthetic: I don’t,, think I really understand this one,,,,, But I guess either grunge or just in general sadcore??? Me??????? Oh gosh oh gee 20 blogs. well okay. I can’t do 20 but I can do... a few. Espeically since I’m so socially weird that I’m only gonna tag people I’ve interacted with before, even if it was just once.

@eraser-is-gay @timeforbrakeatflake @ballooj  @musty-yew @ratchey @randomleopardlad

#i lowkey love these things #but doing this made Pony Town lag #huh #Wowie I wish I had more friends #so I could tag them #but I'm so weird socially that I hate talking to people

[drinksss]

I just had the weirdest heccin dream so ok like uhh my brother was sick and needed surgery or something?? and my mom met the meat man somewhere and he offered to give me brother surgery for free??? and we had to convince my brother to "let it happen" then I woke up weird dream :/

[paintys-palette]

AAAAA

So! Ahaha. I have this reoccurring dream, and every time it takes place in a different area.

So, in this specific dream I had last night, I was at school. We had two new students in our class. One older boy, about 13 or 14, and one younger girl, about 10 or 11.

The boy looked EXACTLY like Clemont from Pokemon X and Y, and the girl was like a real version of his little sister, Bonnie. (Pokemon is still cool, right?)

Anyways, we all went on a field trip, and I ended up befriending and kinda developing a big heccin' chonker of a crush on him. Once we got there... I couldn't find him. I tried to look around for him, but I was stuck in a midst of my fellow classmates. I saw his bright blond hair and as I reached out for him... he was gone.

Then I woke up.

This has been happening literally once every year!! Even before I started watching Pokemon! I don't know why, but I have ruled out THREE possibilities.

1) My soulmate looks exactly like Clemont from Pokemon X and Y, and he's trying to contact me.

2) Clemont is that kinda guy that's exactly my type.

Or

3) I'm just a weird 13 year old girl who just wants to date a fictional boy.

I think it's the third one.

Also, funny enough, once I got out of bed, I touched something and I got a shock off of it (Clemont is the electric type Gym Leader, and I just thought that was funny)

Anyways, didn't know where else to put this, so ahaha...

Too Long Didn't Read: 13 year old idiot girl gets a reoccurring dream about having a crush on a Pokemon character.

[impossiblerebelblaze]

Tagged!!

I was tagged by @emilightning a while back to do this one, sorry it always takes me forever to get to these aaaaaa

Rules: answer the 20 questions, and tag 20 followers you want to get to know better!

Name- Rowan

Nickname- Several dumb ones like Roovle (and pea soup), tree, roo, The One From Behind The Bushes, etc.

Zodiac sign- Libra

Height- I think I'm like 5'8 or '9

Orientation- Aromantic asexual.

Nationality- Canadian

Favourite fruits- I love raspberries and cherries!!

Favourite season- Autumn and early winter

Favourite flowers- Probably roses, lilacs or lilies!

Favourite scent- vanilla latte, fresh bread, leather, old books, and, this one's weird- a kind of default smell for people's cars. I can't describe it tbh

Favourite colours- Royal purple and dark green.

Favourite animal- I LOVE cats, but I also love dragons and bats and marble foxes and and and and

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa- Either tea or hot cocoa. Not a fan of coffee tbh

Average hours of sleep- like 5

Favourite fictional characters- I don't wanna list like 80 people uhhhh Alphys from Undertale, Link from LOZ, the "support trio" from TF2, Wilford, Chase, The Host, Shneep, Anti and Dark. I'll leave it there uhhh yea

Number of blankets you sleep with- at least 4. Usually around 6

Dream trip- I usually go for "realistic" but if I could do literally anything, I'd fling myself into the far reaches of space and explore the whole heccin universe

Blog created- June 14, 2015.

I tag @lostqueenambrose, @random-rambutan, @celestialclod, @fljotafnott, @gabis2r, @unshapengnat, @pencilnations, and whoever else wants to do this, I know I have, like 5 people that I tag in everything so I'll diverge from the norm. Don't gotta do this if you've done it already or don't wanna

#tagged #about me #long post #text #Rowan speaks

[ksjmygthx]

bOI DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU

O K A Y

So this morning I had a doctor's appointment, all they were gonna do is a physical exam, give shots, and get blood drawn. Seems fine right? Wrong.

I get there and I Am Not Prepared™. I sit and there is Nickelodeon blasting at the highest volume possible right in my heccin ear. That I don't mind cuz I watch a lot of ear rape lolol.

They call my name and it's all Gucci up until I'm supposed to get shots. The two shots I get are fine, until they tell me they're gonna draw blood next.

At this point I'm kinda just like H E C C. The nurse that was with me was going through with the normal procedure and I was fine, nervous, but fine. The moment she told me to look the other way, I was giving a pep talk to myself.

"Okay, you've never gotten your blood drawn before, but you're fine. It's just gonna feel like you're getting a shot but longer. You're fine. You're fine. You can do it."

ExcUSE me I was NOT fine. The moment I felt an increasing pain, I just PASS OUT.

I don't remember CRAP I just fall asleep. I was dreaming as well. There was background music, which was Pied Piper??? Now that I think about it, BTS is with me even in my unconscious state. And I was driving down a cartoon road with the car and surrounding area bouncing to the beat??? It was heccin weird.

I open my eyes and I have the nurse, my doctor, and my dad standing around me in a circle. For a brief moment I can't remember where I am, and my doctor is firing questions at me. All I can say is "uhhhhhhh" looking like a confused puppy.

So I took some time to recover while drinking water and answering basic questions like what's my name, where I am, what my dad's name is, etc. In that time, my dad tells me what happened.

So apparently, my eyes rolled in the back of my head and I tilted sideways, off of the bed. The nurse grabbed my arm as I was falling, with the needle to draw blood still in my arm, and my dad stopped me from falling. They set me down and just waited for me to wake up. I was also out for a minute which right now I'm kinda just ??? about cuz it honestly felt like 5 seconds.

This isn't the first time this happened! Surprisingly. The last time it happened I didn't have any blood drawn I just had a crap ton of shots. We were at the receptionist desk getting another appointment when I told my mom the room was spinning. She told me to focus on one spot while she finished up which DIDN'T HELP AT ALL THANKS A LOT MOM. I passed out and fell backwards, and I saw SpongeBob opening the door. Come to think of it, I probably just need to watch more SpongeBob. I woke up with like 6 doctors around me and I was s h o o k. They put me in a wheelchair and gave me water.

S O

I have a tendency to faint!! Yay!!

#hello yes i faint

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Annoying Ass Tagging Game~also questions

I was tagged by the lovely @returnofthemackles ! If you’re not already following her, do so now she’s gr8 with an 8

Rules: Answer all of the questions then add one of your own. Tag as many people as there are questions.

1.) Coke or Pepsi? definitely pepsi

2.) Disney or DreamWorks? aaaaaa i don’t know where my loyalties lie anymore after the whole making le foo gay shit i didn’t appreciate that >:((

3.) Coffee or tea? TEAAAAA

4.) Books or movies? obviously books

5.) Windows or Mac? Windows (down with mac!!!)

6.) DC or Marvel? I love them both eeek :( but if i’d have to choose then probably DC

7.) Xbox or PlayStation? PlayStation all day every day (but don’t actually ask me anything about it mine broke like ten years ago)

8.) Dragon Age or Mass Effect? mASS DRAGON EFFECT AGE (can you tell i have no idea what either is)

9.) Night owl or early riser? Aspiring early riser but for now i value my staying-up-til-6-am shit card

10.) Cards or chess? cards, i guess

11.) Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate? i dunno depends on the day

12.) Vans or Converse? converse probably?? what’s more gay is the question

13.) Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? ... yes?

14.) Fluff or angst? fluff, goodness knows i have enough angst in my life to fuel a car engine and a trip to the moon

15.) Beach or forest? forest : )

16.) Dogs or cats? aaaaaaa cats? dogs? kITTENS BROUGHT UP BY DOGGOS THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER

17.) Clear skies or rain? clear skies rain bums me out ;n;

18.) Cooking or eating out? *pushes aside dirty thoughts* probably cooking i guess

19.) Spicy or mild food? bRING ON THE FIRES OF HELL

20.) Halloween or Christmas? halloween always (i dont celebrate christmas gg)

21.) Would you forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? i hate sweating and i already live in canada so im used to the cold ~after all the cold never bothered me anywa- MOVING ON

22.) If you could have a superpower what would it be? making people forget things? that would be so useful my gosh. either that or some piper mclean charmspeak how bout dah

23.) Animation or live action? i enjoy animation bc pretty pictures and live action makes me feel old i dunno

24.) Paragon or Renegade? i won’t pretend to know what this is trying to ask. pass

25.) Bath or shower? all the bath stoppers in my house are broken so baths are basically a luxury gg (i honestly don’t know why we don’t just fix it we’re so lazy)

26.) Team Cap or Team Iron Man? Team Thor<-im going to have to agree

27.) Fantasy or Sci-fi? bRING ON DEM GAY WITCHES AND UNICORNS . also sci fi is hard to keep up with

28.) Do you have 3 or 4 favorite quotes if so what are they?

I have a couple:

“They probably cheated!”

“No, your mother cheated - that’s why you look like a plumber.”

-Ender’s Game (the movie)

“You shouldn’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das, and das not good.”

-probably from tumblr idk

“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

-also not sure of the source

“Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.”

- Eleanor Roosevelt

29.) YouTube or Netflix? youtube probably netflix doesn’t have a delete history option .. i mean what

30.) Harry Potter or Percy Jackson? PERCY JACKSON WOOO

31.) When do you feel accomplished? when i’m complimented on something i’ve worked hard on

32.) Star Wars or Star Trek? star trek i guess?

33.) Paperback books or hardcover? hardcover definitely

34.) Fantastic Beasts or Cursed Child? haven’t really fangirl’d about either but i fantasic beasts at least i watched the movie

35.) Rock or pop? hEAVY METAL

36.) What is the most important thing in your life? yeah im agreeing again i love my family

37.) Mountains or sea/ocean? oceans! but mountains are pretty to look at

38.) How do you express yourself? drawing, writing, tumblr- there’s more but those are my mains

39.) What’s the first book/film that really counted to you? The entire Darren Shan saga i still have tears

40.) What’s your element (air, water, etc.)? water ^u^

41.) If you could travel anywhere where would you go? i don’t heccin know? some place where the people are friendly and it’s not too hot or too cold but more cold than hot I DONT HECCIN KNOW

42.) If you had any job in the world what would it be? an animator or something in the arts field

43.) If you were granted three wishes what would it be? 1. CONFIDENCE! 2. THAT PEOPLE WOULD JUST HECCIN GET ALONG- world peace! 3. i don’t know acceptance?

44.) If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be? sushi? at least there’s variety

45.) What’s currently the most pressing issue on your mind, and what’s stopping you from fixing it? *takes out long ass scroll* *proceeds to burn scroll*

but seriously that would probably be coming out on a full scale and undiagnosed bad days. my family’s homophobic and also hate accepting mental illness or legitimizing it so that’s not a very great start gg

46.) What is your dream companion animal? aLL THE ANIMALS

47.) Raptors or songbirds? songbirdies

48.) Do you think there is life on other planets in the universe? yeah tbh, but none of that ET shit. or maybe idk i dont care enough

49.) If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, what are some things that you’d do? purchase all the pride flags and run through the streets professing my love for ladies in song form until i die

50.) Is there a song/piece that makes you emotional every time you hear it? right now that’s gotta be hamilton im reduced to a sobbing mess

51.) What is the one thing you never regret doing? coming out to my smol group of frands and also getting tumblr whaaat 

52.) Who is your favorite character and why? AHHH WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS I LOVE ALL MY BABIES SHUT YOUR FACES

53.) Do you have any weird talents?

I do a gr8 chicken impression but no one really cares too much after the first time- im also an olympic level time-waster fite me

My own question:

54.) Do you have a celebrity crush/crushes? If so, who?

oh no it’s tagging time...

alright here goes (in no particular order)-

@relatabletoaster @yooooooooooooooooooooooo @mikealex01-lovestruck-gay-teen @stankbouquet @ask-will-solace @magicmoon65 @sadmothnb @johnkeepsherlockright @panky-peww @just-a-tad-gay @novocainehowell @ray-of-me @yaslikeyas @powertothelocalcoconut @306-pound-manko @trans-gal-link @amo-not-ammo @n-bi-nary @sunfluwur @whyistheworldlikethis @apeskyhedgehog @blue-cold @genderqueernat @deglacial @soldmysoultocinema @lanileia @bun-squash @pluto-will-rise-again @that-gay-slytherin @toothfairy-killer @peninchatlorah  @gay--flowerchild @jirachi-potato @lemonboops @quichekolgate @command3r-3arp @sing-a-song-but-dont-believe @lilstrawberrymoon @1029384756-faced-person @lunaemc @lesbeansqueen 

im ending it there (31, i tried so hard) feel free to do it anyway if i forgot you