#dont follow me on this blog 👀

[funnierasafictive]

#og posting #quick indulgent meme for you guys #some of us are mutuals! I think it’s a little funny/neat that some people are so excited to be on this blog 👀 #i dont know if some of you may realize that or not BAHAHA im not saying who we are though 🧍 #not because its oouuu mysterious. but because the giant system community kinda freaks us out OTL LOL #also other than that I think it’s cute that people get shocked or excited when they find out we put their post here #we didn’t mean for this blog to get popular? So it’s really neatand funny bahahaha #like.. YES!! Your post it here because it really is hashtag funnier as a fictive bahaha! yeahoo! #from susie #also dont get me wrong this meme IS FUNNY TO ME i dont mean it in a sad way LOL #Thank you for following us btw everyone!

[killemwithkawaii]

I didn't lose any followers after that post??

Are you fucking kidding me I could have been talking about suckin toes and giving sexually charged foot rubs this entire fuckin time????

#tw feet #grapefruit #i should know you guys know me and also dont care by now 😔💖 #on that note i wanna hear from my kinky followers i love when we discuss that stuff!! 👀🍿 #we fully embrace 'YKINMKATO (but we can totes chat about it)' on this blog 👌💕

[memospacexx]

I've been noticing your blogs pop up on my timeline for quite a while and I am OBSESSED with reading your Mammon hcs and one shots or whatever the hell you call it eyhjnkvgc

Can you do one where you reject him after a while of him developing a big fat crush on ya 👀 ...

Ain't going anonymous, I'm cringe AND I DONT GIVE A FACK!

Rejection? Uhoh. This is a little shorter than normal, sorry!

This is basically just yandere mammon🫶

Tw(?)Hes an asshole here, a possesive asshole.

GN!Reader, reader has(had) a boyfriend, reader works under mammon.(lmk if i missed anythinnn😋)

-you? Reject someone as great as him?

-he genuinely stared at you in shock for a moment before teleporting away with a loud cackle of electricity

-he avoids you. Or so you think

-but he watches

-from afar, on social media, or even has someone follow you 24/7.

-he sees your every move. He sees whoever your talking too. They end up DEAD

-he sends gifts to you on a daily. The new trendy shit, the stuff everyone wishes they have! For fucks sake he even sent a fizzbot

“Anonymous” but you always know who its from. Seeing the green and black color scheme of each gift

-hes still in denial btw painfully PAINFULLY deep denial. He cant wrap his head around it!

-you rejected him? No your just shy!

-till he found out why.

-You had a boyfriend.

-how dare he. Hes keeping you from the great Mammon! How crude, how SELFISH.

-uhm hes dead 😞 rip bf😕

-you didnt have to think twice , you already knew who did this.

-you try to quit your current job, which is under him. But he doesnt let you leave.

-leave? No! Your not allowed to leave. You belong here. You belong to HIM. He gave you EVERYTHING.

“Why.” You say, looking him straight in the eye. “Gotta be more specific than that love” he says with a mouthful of cake “why me? I have never done anything to attract you.” You say with rage. You will never forgive him for the hell he put you through . Never. “Its cos your YOU!” He laughs, food flies out his mouth and you cringe. Looking away from him, you decide to speak up.“You killed him ,.didnt you” you accused.

He suddenly stops laughing, he turns to you with a calm tone “He was getting in the way.” He states, as if its the most obvious thing in the world. You feel your black heart break a little more.

You were trapped.

He wouldn’t let you leave.

He wouldn’t let you talk to anyone but him.

He wanted you to only depend on him.

You were happy. You could’ve been happy. Why of all the demons in this shit hole, it had to be you? For once, you met a kind man, a kind demon. Thats rare, for fucks sake your in hell! But of course, you cant always get your way down here. You stare up at the skull sitting on Mammons desk. A familiar skull. Its stare bores into you, as if asking why you didn’t save him.Why you didnt do anything. Why your so..

Helpless.

#mammon helluva boss #.memospace #helluva boss mammon x reader #helluva boss x reader #mammon x reader #helluva boss mammon #helluva boss season two #helluva boss season 2

[linkedspirit-fanartfunart]

Look out its a Linkblr Dashboard Simulator!

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🪶 redwingskies Follow

So who was gonna tell me the Surface is Real, huh? Who.

🎶 ocarina-macarina Follow

Where are you from?? What....what are you??? ....God?

🪶 redwingskies Follow

Nah turns out she's my best friend though.

🪶 redwingskies Follow

Hey btw, If I kill a god does that make me one? Is there like. Rules for this? Asking for a friend. (Like seriously. I don't care. He does.)

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🚋 train-life Follow

Today's Fact: Did you know Trains are the reason New Hyrule has Standardized Time Zones? As citizens needed to know when to get to a train station, the council lobbied for standardized time that could be applied precisely for travel by train! The entire modern perception of time is because of the Train!

⌛️ forestchild Follow

Thanks, I hate it. Lets go back to living by the sun rise and set.

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

??? We've always had standard time zones??? What are you talking about. Trains didn't invent that.

🚋 train-life Follow

...they literally did. I re-researched this to double check. What are YOU talking about?

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

Time zones? Like. The era of Legend, the Golden era, bullfish like that?

🚋 train-life Follow

... you can swear you know? I'm 12 not a baby.

🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

you're HOW OLD? I thought you were a Royal Engineer???

🚋 train-life Follow

12? It's in my bio?

🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

I love you but get the hell off of this website why are you here

🌟 excuuuse-me Follow

Can we go back to the weirdo who thinks Time Zones are HISTORICAL PERIODS?

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

Haha yea total weirdo, what, are they like 400 years old or something? Lol

🐴 goatman4life Follow

Actually I wanna get back to why a 12 year old has a job

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🐟 indigo-gos-official Follow

Hey anybody willing to lend me bail money? I'm short like 10 rupees and it's really annoying.

⌛️ forestchild Follow

Wait shit wrong account! Wrong account!!

🐴 goatman4life Follow

Why do you have access to a hyper-famous Zora Band's account??

⌛️ forestchild Follow

Their lead guitarist died in front of me and I am very nice. Now get me out of jail goatman.

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🌳 wildflowerwastaken Follow

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#hi #i saw a cool bird today #the camera was left on selfie mode so it only got a picture of me squinting at it #the bird noticed the flash and it pecked me until I fell out of the tree #straight into a malice puddle #the bird was pretty tho #so I say my day went great!

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🌟 excuuuse-me Follow

Hey apparently I need to update people on my boundaries. So. Here is a list of what's okay:

Hugging

Kissing me

Kissing me directly on the lips

👀

Parasocial relationships where you praise me constantly <3

And this is NOT okay

Hunting me for my blood to revive the prince of darkness

Ignoring me

Thank you, that's really all, I'm kinda sad that this has to be said but clarity is wisdom and all.

👑 princess-of-hyrule Follow

Link. This is not what I told you to post.

🌟 excuuuse-me Follow

Well EXUSe ME if my boundaries look different than yours!!

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⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

Hey pulled the Four Sword again so we need help figuring out who gets to run the blog lol.

Thanks everybody

⏳️ forestchild Follow

Lol this loser doesn't know how to make sideblogs

🎶 ocarina-macarina Follow

The poll says "Who gets to be Link on MAIN" though, so maybe they do? They just wanna have one person in charge of the first blog?

⏳️ forestchild Follow

The path to truth is unity. Many voices can be heard within one "main".

-The Diety

⏳️ forestchild Follow

...ignore him, I've made him a sideblog and he refuses to use it.

⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

Hey wait no let him come back, he's the only smart person I've ever heard

-Green (?)

⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

I am going to kill you.

#we have all agreed to not utilize this blog until the poll is complete #so shut up green

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#tumblr dash simulator #loz au #legend of zelda #loz #ls hope #ls sky #ls forest #ls bean #ls smith #ls ordon #ls glider #ls engineer #ls wind #ls rinku #long post #linked spirit au #death mention tw #blood sacrifice mention #unreality tw #not sure its 100% that but

[beatheprincess]

♡ 《INTRODUCTION》 ♡

you guys can call me BEA 🎀

I'm 19F - college freshman lolz - ♡

My fav colors are 💜💗❤💙🖤 I love pandas, cats and elephants sm all da furbabies n wildlife except for bugs !

I am very shy so I rarely dm first but friendly n easy going . Also religious ✝️ my bday is 03/29 ♈ shoutout to all ma aries !!

I like to spill my thoughts on here and my girlhood journey lol and discovering myself

Creeps and NSFW ACCOUNT'S/MINORS STAY AWAY🚫

{ sFw INTERACTION ONLY}

《DM RULES》

rules when dming me yall..cus I'm a needy girl👀✌🏽

-side note , I am no longer an nsfw acc so why still follow me ? I regret doing it and now decided to make this blog for all the girls/people out there like me or who can relate to me ;)

if you're interested in getting to kno me more at least put in the effort😅🌟 jk on this part ^^ I'm v friendly buh shy- I've just been ghosted alot.

and if your pfp is blank w no bio or description then dont expect to respond back neither🤷🏽‍♀️ I love blocking all the pornbrain addicted losers so keep following me bigots:)

Hope you understand loves, have a nice day ~♡

#rules #babygirl things #follow #kitten #dms open #safety #softie #dollie #girlblogger #informative #account update #girlblog ♡ #girlcore #sfw interaction only #pinned intro #pinned updated #fypage #fypツ #respect #read rules before interacting #girl code #mdni #🎀 #done #mine #♀️ #⊹ ⋆꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

hey so i need some advice about snakes. i dont have like a massive fear of them but it’s still big and makes me skin crawl a little bit. do you have any suggestions on how to get past this and improve? (same with spiders)

Hello!

So, even as a snake lover, I can understand that a fear of snakes is a normal, natural response. Same with spiders and other things that are common phobias! So for my first step, I want to stress this to you: don’t beat yourself up over it!

Next two steps are a do together thing; learn some stuff and exposure.

- If you can, find somewhere that you can be around snakes in a controlled environment. This can be places like museums, all the way to breeders, reputable pet stores, reptile enthusiasts, friends who would be patient and let you be in the room with and maybe eventually hold them when you feel comfy etc. There’s a lot of YouTube and TikTok accounts that are dedicated to things like advanced husbandry, where you can see the care that goes into caring for animals without the focus being directly on the animals themselves.

- Follow blogs on tumblr (👀👋🏻) where you can see people talking about their pets and the love they give to them. Even seeing the videos and pictures will gradually help to desensitise you. There’s tons of good reptiblrs (too many for me to remember right now sorry!) that can give you some good insight into the day to day lives of our little weird creatures.

- Once you’re comfortable enough, learn about them. Did you know that ball pythons are called that in the US because they curl into a ball when they’re spooked? When tarantulas are scared, they sometimes pull their legs over their eyes to hide them too.

Also remember: you’re way bigger and way scarier than they are!

Small snakes like hognoses will thrash around and inflate themselves and HISS and bonk themselves at you and sometimes flip themselves upside down to pretend to play dead, and that’s because you’re big and spooky.

Tarantulas will do something called “kicking hairs” where they stick their little booties up in the air and smack them with their back feet to kick specialised hair to make you leave them alone by making you itchy. That’s because you’re HUUUUGE and they’re just little guys.

While ball pythons aren’t a beginner species to keep necessarily due to their husbandry, they are a pretty good species to be introduced to as a first snake; they’re slow moving, hefty little curious creatures with the silliest puppy dog faces and well socialised balls are extremely handleable.

If for whatever reason you do get bitten by a small snake that’s a constrictor (like a ball python, or corn snake) then it’s very easy to get them off by smearing hand sanitizer on their mouths. It doesn’t hurt the snake (just tastes gross), and the bite doesn’t hurt you either too much - it feels a lot like you’ve been attacked by angry Velcro.

I hope you get past your fears, anon - please be patient with yourself! ❤️

Tonka the ball python is wishing you luck from his hide!

#nice asks #Tonka #overcoming fears

[sneakyboythingz]

omg yes! I've been wanting to talk about that, apparently there's a few ragapom artists on here who headcanon bunnydoll as siblings, at first I was like "ohh this sounds like a great idea, won't stop me from shipping them tho if it happens 👀👀" then I visited their blog, the ragapom arts were cute! I was ready to follow, but when I started seeing posts like "Jax x ragatha makes me uncomfortable" "I see them more as siblings btw" "oh hey did I mention they are siblings??" "I love their dynamic!......they are like siblings!" "Their siblings dynamic are so good? am I right???" Oh and "I dont get people who dont see them as siblings they are literally sibling coded!!!" And idk, I felt a weird vibe when I read these, but yea i agree with you.

The vibes you're feeling is the classic:

"i dont like to see these characters being shipper togheter, so i will indirectly make everyone uncomfortable with it with my siblings headcanon bc in petty as fuck"

I saw this multiple times, on the murder drones as well. And this is interligated to that one tragic voltron event where a guy that simply just because they din't like a ship they tried their best to make it problematic.

And this is why fandoms have this mentality nowadays

Those litte Ragapom shippers try to hide it but we can feel the litte sparkles of toxicity

(i have Nothing against Ragapom btw)

#profic #the amazing digital circus #tadc #ask #digital circus #bunnydoll #jax x ragatha

[lesbianspeedy]

Oooh what's orphan black? 👀

a part of me is worried that with the general. everything. of my blog that you're thinking im about to recommend a sick comic series, but im gonna hope you wont be disappointed when thats not what i do. though technically it does have some comics, shoutout to the 3 people other than me that have read them

Orphan Black is a show that begun airing a decade ago in 2013, it had 5 seasons, with 50 episodes overall! it's a sci-fi (technically listed as a thriller but. idk about that) show about human cloning and well, the ethics of science and human intervention.

Starring Tatiana Maslany (currently more known as she-hulk in the mcu) as, by the end of the show, about 8 different full time clones, with a few one-offs for good measure. each with their own personality, history, mannerisms, accent, look, and relationship dynamics. Tatiana's acting in this show is a genuine masterclass, you will forget and have to remind yourself she is playing all four characters in a scene you're watching constantly. how does she have chemistry with herself. what is happening

on a wider scale the show is about nature vs nuture, family and man's interference in human evolution, and also gay people. a lot of gay people. i dont really know how to get further into it because its a show i really really dont want to spoil.

i'd recommend giving at the the pilot a shot, its (in my opinion) very compelling, and if that doesn't hook you, give it up to episode 3 before you give up, i think thats really where you get the best first look at Tatiana's acting prowess.

if you do enjoy it, theres an audio sequel Orphan Black: The Next Chapter with Tatiana back as everyone, and after that there's Orphan Black: Echoes, set 30 years after the show and following a whole new story, though explicitly set in the same world, thats not technically out anywhere but australia yet.

now. the worst part of this is that unless you're british and you have access to channel 4, i have no idea where you can watch it. it used to be on netflix but was taken off a few years back, and afaik it hasnt been put on any streaming site. so. my recommendation is well, if you want to watch it, Do What You Gotta Do.

#orphan black #to the 3 other people who did read the comics #hey besties #sarah saving beth is so slay right #anyway id say its one of my top 3 shows of all time #the writing the acting the effects its all so good #to ME #and also yknow. critics #long post #*ADDENDUM i realised in my effort to not spoil anything i didnt mention literally any other characters/actors #everyone on this show is fucking fantastic #tatiana is a force to be reckoned with and yet everyone around her holds their own spectacularly #especially maria doyle kennedy absolute legend

[loveariddle]

hii it’s very funny that most recent asks are from anons, everyone is so shy around you,, :3 👀

but also AAA HII omg i’m so sorry for spamming and for looking at like uo to 2018 stuff,, but OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGNDJCBDBD YPUR ART IS SO SO SO PRETTY HOW AM I ONLY FINDING YOU KNOW ITS ALL GORGEOUS YOURE SO TALANTED OH MY GOODNESS 💓💗💕💖💞💗💓💕💖 IM LITERALLY EATING ALL OF IT IM EATING YOUR ART IM CONSUMING IT AND I CAN FEEL ALL OF MY TASTEBUDS ACTIVATING AT ONCE BECAUSE YOUR ART YOUR CREATIONS ARE MASTERPIECES

😭 😭 it’s so beautiful genuinely, i love the softness, i love the genuine emotions, i love all of your scenes and i’m so so so happy for you for getting commissions i hope that supports you and i hope you accept all the love you receive cause you deserve it so much!!

from what i’ve seen you’re genuinely the sweetest person when interacting with everyone and i just want you to know how much you’ve probably meant for someone, i’m 100% sure (because that will be ME ONG) people go back to your blog and look at your art and it actually helps them feel better and keep going because it brings them so much happiness and means so much to them. that’s what you are able to do with your creations. i love your art and already love you :33

cant wait to see for more (including me going back down and down and down and down unless you mind then i’ll stop,,,,,)

sorry for the spam ask, please don’t forget to hydrate, eat something, open the window, go on a walk, message a loved one and have a awesome day! you’re so much worth than your creations alone, you’re a wonderful skilled human being and i hope you enjoy the rest of your year too! i’ll just be here,, lurking,,,, reblogging,,, eating your art,, 👁 👁

HII sorry i just had this in my inbox for a while bc i dont think i can give a proper response to match this energy shjs BUT THANK YOU... lately i just feel drained year by year and i mostly only have energy left to do paid work. i want to feel the motivation and enthusiasm back and wonder at times when i feel this way does it reflect on my art like.. did i lose the charm my audience followed me for.. i dont know but whenever i post new stuff i still get sweet responses so :') it keeps me going!! i /want/ people to feel happy when they look at my stuff! thank you for taking the time to write this out, i hope you'll have a wonderful day as well🥰🥰!

[butmakeitgayblog]

I’m curious… where were you first introduced to writing/reading fanfiction? was it Tumblr, Fanfiction.net, Wattpad, AO3; etc?

I actually found fanfic.net first and then wattpad but ff.net was pretty much my main source until I stumbled across AO3 and never looked back. Literal geniuses are on that site, i dont understand it.

(sorry if you’ve already answered this question in the past. I’ve been following your blog for a while but I just started to come out of hiding anonymously 😅)

Heyo yeah I love that you're coming off anon 🤗 I love anons believe me I do, but it's also a lot of fun putting a url to a question and just knowing there's someone real behind the sunglasses lol so yeah, glad to see ya 💕

Anyway, oof this is gonna age me, but actually my first foray into fanfic was back on old forum ship sites. Reading only, I never even considered writing. I think ff.net was around at the time, and I might've read a few things here and there, maybe?, but I don't think I did because I genuinely don't remember it.

Tbh I was just a wee little lesbian in the midwest who was filled with a lot of gay emotions and not sure where to go about all of it. And at the time I was a huge Buffy fan, specifically Willara 👀 and so I mostly just stumbled upon and read fics that were posted to Willara specific forums. Like my stupid ass would just search "willow and tara" and see what came up in a general search 🥴. Ah, it was a different time then... So yeah. There was one I frequented A Lot called something really cringy like The Lion The Witch and The Bad Wardrobe I think? Looking back now, some objectively bad fic lol, but there were some gems that kept my little 12-15yo ass in a chokehold.

So imagine my surpise as an adult in her mid-late 20s falling in love with Clexa and idly thinking one day, "Huh. I wonder if anyone still writes any of that weird fan story stuff that I used to read as a kid, only for Clexa... Lemme see" and then discovering the glorious treasure that is AO3 and bam here we are

#kidisbored

[ackee]

i remember following ur fandom blog because i loved ur art style (and also you were funny) (also i dont even like utdr, ir even played it 😭🤭) and when i finally realized you'd switched accounts and weren't going back i came here. also the small hits of traversion you'd give the fandom blog i was like 👀👀 yes i love them. KAMDEUCE NATION RISE UP.

ILY...... honestly one of the sweetest things ever said to me, knowing just being myself got me a friend got me like 🥺💗

#i dont think my art style is terrible or anything but knowing someone followed for it Specifically has me like. [EXPLODES] #(positive) #askee #nice ask

[depraved-gf]

So a few things. Do you actually get off to these? It get's you horny and twitching in the right places? Idk, I just find it kinda weird. Dont get me wrong. I LOVE IT. LOVE YOU. I think you must be the most interactive and someone who seems like they answer all ask, dms, reblogs and quotes on their post. And I admire that level of engagement. The dedication. I made the mistake of coming into tumblr while working, (I share an office) and I have a massive boner, can't really move, even gotta be careful with how I breathe because these suit pants are kinda tight. And I just feel the pre-cum building up there. Im leaving this shite as soon as I send this.

UNGH. I honestly find you so attractive. I want to have you follow my main blog and my porn blog and just chat you up and stuff. But I'm afraid Id turn it sexual like 2 out of 3 times, my libido is insane.

Yeah. Much love. Office, shower, and now bed anon. What can I say, kinda obsessed with you.

A few things myself!

1. Yes. Rape threats, stories, even pics get me all riled up. What can I say? I have quite the vivid imagination and I guess I'm just incredibly horny by nature.

2. Bless you for that, sincerely. I may not get to everyone and it's by sheer accident, but I really do try my best. Sometimes I'm overwhelmed and I take a bit to respond, or try to warn that my DMs are off (which they are currently), but I always feel so guilty. I know what it's like not to be responded to.

3. You did make a terrible mistake if you share an office, ope 💀 I do it often though LOL but I wfh. ...A massive boner in suit pants, huh? Pre cum? That you can't breathe without them tightening-? ...mm. The image. Annnd you say you're obsessed? You're spoiling me here. 👀

You're my office anon, yes? I'd follow you if you told me. <3

PS I use tumblr solely for sexual use. I'd be disappointed if conversation didn't turn sexual lmao (with the exception of one very nice moot who only sends me adorable cat pics, if u see this ily).

#ask repressedh0e

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

I still cant believe you and your wack fans found a twitter account posting gross art that used tags specific to that wack fetish in a way that made it very clear what the art was going to be, then clicked on the blurred image anyway and acted all shocked. You then proceeded to SHARE THE LINK TO THE ART. you were legit like "smh i cant believe this guy would post something so depraved in a public space" despite the fact you exposed a much larger audience to it than the twitter account would have ever gotten. I would have literally never seen any of that shit if your stupid ass didn't post the link. I would have gone my whole life never seeing it because i dont actively search "necrophilic feral art" on twitter.

Im not going to debate the actual ethicality of agro's art, but from your perspective: if you genuinely thought the content was harmful why did you share it???

I wonder if theres a term for this type of blunder. Theres definitely "dead dove: do not open" and "👀girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament" elements at play here, but i wonder if theres a term for when internet people share niche disturbing content only to accomplish exposing the content to a larger audience and not actually do any "justice".

Anon I don’t have a twitter, did not visit his twitter, did not link his twitter, and just reblogged a few screen shots that showed his posts and heavily censored pictures of his art. I explicitly avoided any call out that posted the uncensored versions because I didn’t want anyone to have to actually look at the graphic material themselves.

And I only saw it in the first place because people linked me a call out post made by someone who has me blocked and doesn’t even like my blog lol.

You’re reaching very hard to try to catch me in a “ohoho you MUST have LIKED that stuff or you would’ve never FOUND IT” as though Agro and I didn’t have a previous falling out that made it relevant enough that my followers kept sending me receipts. I don’t know how or why the pit bull blog found all of that. You’d have to ask them, not me, because my answer is that I received some ten asks within an hour about it as soon as the post made by someone I’m not affiliated with was circulating.

Idk, anon. You’re grasping at straws on this one. I have also never gone to twitter and searched “necrophilic feral art”. I doubt the pit bull blog did either, Agro has promoted his nsfw twitter in his main account in the past. I think that just might be a more likely explanation for people finding it and being disturbed by what he posted since they could have followed his main for normal furry and warrior cats art.

#agro carnist