#don’t shoot me

[charliepoopyfart]

I’m a Sanji girlie but not a Taz Skylar girlie

#don’t shoot me #taz skylar #one piece sanji #one piece #one piece live action #sanji vinsmoke #blackleg sanji #taz skylar x reader #Sanji x reader

[jedipumpkin21-3]

FMK mutuals, who would they be

Veryyyy difficult, but great question 😂if I can only pick one for each:

Fuck: @neverendingcycle

Marry: @gh0stmama

Kill: @southernwildwonder (sorry bestie)

#whoever asked this I hope you step on a lego #hard to pick anyone because all my female moots are smoke shows #PAIN #Don’t shoot me

[bonelessratss]

not to bronyshame but honestly if you were a grown man watching mlp back in the day idk ……

#don’t shoot me #jk go ahead I’ve been ready

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

I was really looking forward to the continuation of the Wille Sweater storyline, as well as the third installment of the Fish Trilogy. :(

#justiceformygrandfish #felleolleandoski #like bruh lol #where they at #reason number 28633773 on how S3 let me down #KIDDING #DON’T SHOOT ME #(as wille should have done to the cretin last season) #nah s3 was fine i just do not agree! #but i agree on our lord and savior wilmon. oh yes. #young royals #wilmon #i love 💜THEY🎶 #in my headcanon sometime between s2 speech and the first events in s3 they hang out in simon’s room #wille says hello to the fish by name. he feeds them. #simon melts into the carpet. #wille finds his sweater and there is TEASING. #and banter. and blushes. #and then……….😏💦 #let’s just say the prerequisite to the hallway happens #it would be sweet. and tender. and safe. 🥹💜 #it’s what they both deserve #THINK ABOUT IT #god i need to write

[whyse7vn]

h-hey guys 😁🙏🏽

#don’t shoot me #IM SORRY #LAMOSOD IM BACK FR NO JOKE

[likemereckless]

Missed opportunity…

Veronica: Really? Betty with a ponytail?

Jughead: I don’t know. For some reason it feels right to me.

#bughead #Riverdale #my random thoughts #though I like 1950s Archie #don’t shoot me #they aren’t even themselves right now #so it doesn’t count

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

typing sexuality is as fluid as gender and turning my phone off

#don’t shoot me

[touchlikethesun]

(((a small part of me, very small part, wants the kylie and timmy rumors to be true, not because i’m invested, but because he is the kind of guy to date a girl like that, they are definitely cut from the same cloth, and the only reason people don’t think so, is because he’s crafted an image for himself in opposition to That Life, but it’s not reality, and i think it might be good for the internet to reckon with the fact that he is not the characters he portrays)))

#i know i have mutuals that are timmy stans and i support you really #like have fun he is really attractive i get it #but i find his personality deplorable and would appreciate for others to see that #not saying you can’t enjoy the pretty boy!!! #just… i think he kind of sucks and maybe this is the wake up call people need to see that he’s a massive fuckboi irl #and not some melancholy tortured artiste #don’t shoot me #timothee chalamet

[dead-loch]

if I’ve never seen a studio ghibli movie what would I start with

#don’t shoot me #studio ghibli #they look so cute I’m just not a movie person

[riotgrrrlhole]

Ok so maybe a Candyman au with Nacho as Helen and Lalo as Candyman , he got killed by a mob for being homosexual in the 19th century in Mexico and Nacho is there cause Tuco is gonna introduce him to Don Eladio and it’s near day of the dead and Nacho asks about an abandoned house he saw very near On the way to Don Eladio’s and Tuco tells him the story about an ancestor of him called Eduardo Salamanca , he along with his brother were crime bosses but Eduardo was homosexual and had a lover , when his brother found out this, he saw it as an opportunity to kill Eduardo and be the boss , they killed his lover in front of him and then killed him, and the legend says that he still roams the house and appears to anyone who says his name looking for revenge on his betrayal and the death of his lover , Tuco says his name and it unleashes a bunch of weird shit and killings that follow Nacho back to Albuquerque cause he resembles Eduardo’s dead lover

#don’t shoot me #lacho #huh got a brainstorm adhd idea #lacho horror au #we all need horror in our lives

[get-inthechair]

Ok so to preface I’m still learning about the danger days/killjoys lore so I could be wildly off but I feel like Party Poison would pick up little trinkets along the way. From people they cared about, things that resonated with them, or just things they thought were fuckin cool. You can hear them jingling from a mile away. It’s not good for stealth but very good for being sick as fuck

#don’t shoot me #mcr #my chem #my chemical romance #gerard way #party poison #danger days #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #killjoys #danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #gab

[xia-heisenberg]

You know what this world needs???

CURSED RAMMSTEIN VORE ART

💀

#rammstein #rammsteinpost #tillposting #till lindemann #christoph schneider #ramms+ein #christian flake lorenz #richard kruspe #rzk #oliver riedel #paul landers #don’t shoot me #issajoke

[enduracarrotchips]

devastated abt champions tunic upgrade materials

#WHYYDDDD THEY MAKE ME SHOOT HER #WHY #totk spoilers #zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #zelink #consistency? i don’t know her #comic #dw im drawing them fr i'm on it #bro this is so upsetting though

[anthotneystark]

Gonna write some sad stobin tonight, I’ve got such a sad idea

Gonna be one of those mostly sad bitter endings and I’m not even going to pretend I won’t be crying too

#don’t shoot me #or send me your therapy bills #I can’t afford them #kat writes

[ddsmallz]

not to be homophobic

but all these tiktok white mascs who are cropping mens shirts are just making them… the same cut as women’s shirts…IDK

#don’t shoot me #i’m just saying #it’s the facts #gendered clothing is just #anyway #lemme shut up #ddsmallz

[fcthots]

Jason Todd is the living embodiment of that one meme. Allow me to elaborate.

You: Hey I’m ab to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Jason: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

#lol that rhymed #jason: if I say no to that question assume it is an imposter and shoot on sight #sorry for the no updates. school is being mean to me #jason todd #jason todd x reader #saph’s thots #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #red hood imagine #red hood x you #I took some liberties and don’t remember the source #maybe modern family?