#don’t judge me I’m not that old

[bringthekaos]

> be me, 24 straight male, total nerd

>My whole life I've been studying the arcane, trying to find a way for normal humans to use it

>Yes I truly believe it's possible shut up

>I've been been stuck for months

>Some random burglars wreck in my apartment and blow it up

>Police arrives, discovers illegal research

>Ohfuckiminjailnow

>The council gets involved

>Trial goes to shit, I get expelled from the Academy (yes, that Piltover Academy), called Insane by MY OWN MOM, and publicly humiliated, my patreons drop me off

> itsover.jpg

>I tried to end it all but at the last second the most gorgeous man I've ever seen interrupts me

>Theory works on paper

>"Anon I'm gonna help you, have you tried a higher frequency to stabilize the crystals?"

> surprisedpikachuface.jpg

>Gorgeous man helps me break in the Academy and risks it all to prove it

>It actually works. We are getting like 3 millions in founding and our own lab by the next month

I think I'm in love but it could be because he saved my life and help me finish the research, any advice? I'm not gay btw

My professional advice? What’s a little prostate massage between friends? A couple of erotic kisses? Casual (totally hetero) groping? Spending every waking moment together, talking and learning and growing alongside one another? Constantly reaching for him? Being willing to throw away your legacy and betray your mentor to save him?

Yeah that sounds pretty straight, I don’t know what to tell you. Have you tried the aforementioned prostate massage?

#I’m dying at all of this anon #seriously cracking up #specifically at surprisedpikachuface #also the green was a nice touch #takes me back to the MySpace days of yore #don’t judge me I’m not that old #—delulu— #arcane #jayvik #arcane Jayce #arcane viktor #Jayce talis #asks #ace answers

[theghoulboysblog]

the silliest guys talking about their book that they wrote and narrated together <3 cuties!

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #shane and ryan #besties fr #buzzfeed unsolved #they are co-authors guys! #i know this is really old news ofc but I’m still thinking about it YEARS LATER #don’t judge me!

[martyfive]

damn, i miss these crazy dorks again

#the witcher #vernon roche #iorveth #assassins of kings #fanart #i don’t really know how their couple is called on the internet dang it #vernorveth? #i’m old don’t judge me #rorveth #there you go

[herebecritters]

Please understand that, more often than not, works of fiction are a fictional exploration of concepts and ideas rather than a declaration of morality

#there’s a difference between fiction that condones disgusting things and one that’s breaking them apart and analyzing them through fiction #reading comprehension and understanding context is important YALL #please I beg learn how to separate fiction from reality folks #every so often I’ll see people making WILD claims about a person because they wrote a complex and flawed character #most of the people I know who enjoy exploring dark and questionable themes in their work are the kindest and most selfless people I know #while the people who sit atop a pedestal and judge every aspect of a stranger that they don’t know turn out to be the most selfish and vile #i should not be scared to write a story about morally questionable characters finding humanity #but yet here we are #Ive seen this kinda stuff do more harm than good too many times #sorry to post a hot take #just good lord I’m old I’ve seen this shit too many times #stop eating each other #you will see conflict and dark themes in my stories #if you cant handle messy themes in fiction please feel free to unfollow or block me for your own mental well-being #I’m sure I’ll regret posting this later but just putting it out there #hate being reminded that as a creator strangers are staring at you and making horrifying assumptions about who you are as a person

[greeneyezblackheart]

Shells rambles 💬…

So one of the things I like to collect are expensive perfumes. One of my absolute favorites is Someday by Justin Bieber 🫣🤫 which is so fucking embarrassing, but I swear to all that is holy that it smells soooo good, y’all.

Anyway. It’s discontinued but I found a full size bottle and a purse spray on eBay and I’m SO FUCKING TICKLED and I wanted to share it with my tumblr fam. 🖤🥰

#i know i know #i’m a dork lol #don’t judge me #it smells amazing tho y’all #seriously #shells rambles 💬 #i am probably too damn old to be wearing this perfume but oh fucking well #someday by justin bieber #perfume talks

[resetmypatientviolence]

Okay I need to for real get back on here mindlessly minding my time & get to posting fanfic on Ao3. But until then… idk how life is chill yet busy as hell all at once. Here’s a glimpse at life lately in too warm Minnesota.

Looked hella cute while we had a Sunday morning zoo date and battled the wind. Props for my partners beard going wild.

Best damn animal pic I’ve ever taken.

Survived 24.1 but as I expected— it was a 15 min long workout as I did not finish that fucking torture.

A cooking causality on Sunday— any bets on how long this burn will last?

America’s fucked and I’m pissed old ass people are the too candidates but still, I’m going to exercise my right to freely vote, even if I’m rolling my eyes. Your vote matters.

#call me old fashioned but the right to freely vote is sooo important #yes id rather you vote but if you don’t I’m not gonna judge #it’s also your right to NOT and that is a stand within itself and a vote so to speak #anyways #voter 11 #and no line at all #I never have an issue #even when I did wait in line when I lived in MPLS #always worth it #personal #life update #my face #cuties #CrossFit 24.1 #open 24.1

[corrodedcoughin]

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#I’m just back from seeing a mid-sized popularity 80s metal band and #the mosh pit full of 60+ year old men was the most joy I’ve seen in such a long time #but HELLO #was cooking up some hc on my drive down who knows if I’ll remember them #hope you all had a good Sunday? #and have a good Monday! #i wouod like to do some sort of thank you for people following me if anyone’s interested but #honestly not a problem if not #I can be quiet and move on #but yeah go to your smaller metal bands guys it’s fun #I mean if you want to. you might not like metal and that’s okay! #I don’t judge. you like what you like and I’m happy for you #sorry about the posts from earlier today

[waugh-bao]

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#at this point in my life #I just laugh when people insist that you’re ‘NoT a REaL FaN!!!!’ if you don’t support everything a given band does #or if you have a favorite member and don’t hesitate to make it known #(or *cough cough* take 1963-2020 Keith to be a better judge of musical integrity and what constitutes a true band than the contemporary man) #like…yeah? I have favorites. I’ll be honest if I hate what they’re doing. and? #I’m not Dmitry Peskov #and unless I missed something. they don’t pay me to get on here every day and kiss their ass #so I’m not going to feel very bad for saying some album graphics are ugly or drumming drags #they’re old rockstars not deities. no matter what their particular delusions may be #((also. lost my sense of taste three days ago. and struggling to eat. so I’ve got to find my laughs somewhere))

[four-walls-are-not-enough]

I’ve got to admit it’s pretty cool signing in for the first time in years and seeing all the aesthetics and stuff I forgot I loved when I was 16

#me #im 22 now #still mentally ill #first post in a long time #tumblrisdifferentnow #july 2023 #dont know what to tag this #i’m old #dontknowwhatelsetotag #i’ll post pics later #look forward to it #came back for fanfiction and smut #don’t judge me

[chryzure-archive]

“omg, terrifier is a great movie to watch at our halloween get-together!” it’s not. you were terrified of autopsy of jane doe. you were terrified of malignant. terrifier is way gorier than both and also way bleaker than both.

#also one of our friends is terrified of horror movies??? there’s a reason i was recommending coraline and corpse bride #it’s okay to love horror!! but also be cognizant of other ppl’s preferences and boundaries #like i think from beyond is a great horror movie… but i’m not showing that to a 14 year old #i love hereditary but i’m not showing that to my friend that was scared reading coraline #and i don’t judge ppl that get scared from that sort of thing #it lets me watch a more chill horror-adjacent film. sometimes hardcore horror is fun and other times it’s not #idk i jst think my friend’s sibling sometimes hears that i love horror and leans too far into it #i like horror but i’m not like…. a Horror Fan ™️….. i jst like watching fucked up movies about fucked up things with fucked up ppl #because of the narrative choices and concepts they use #i also think there’s a difference of taste to be had between the movies we like because i… HATE terrifier #it’s so empty and devoid of soul (intentionally—i think that’s part of the vision and i appreciate it) #and it doesn’t make me feel like i’ve left happy… #i’m rambling. but essentially: be aware of your friends’ limits and don’t try to enforce your own upon them #esp not at a friendly get together……… #in the end that friend watched hereditary and said she couldn’t sleep for a while and i was horrified her friends made her watch it #i had so many other horror movies i could’ve shown her first that wouldn’t be as jarring #the others for one!!! the conjuring for another!!! like the others isn’t frightening so much as it is a mystery #and the conjuring has a very optimistic ending!! like!!!!! #please please please talk to me before other friends convince you to watch a horror movie 😭 i’ll give you a realistic understanding of how #that movie will fuck you up 😭 #memorie.txt

[milo-is-rambling]

My mother really out here telling me “you just make all the plans for driving and I’ll work around that” and then a couple days later once I’ve made plans and talked to people about shit she’s like hey actually you should come up a day earlier so you can get your grandparents (who are practically falling apart mentally and physically and my grandfather pisses himself and if he pees in the car that I am both sleeping and driving in I will be upset!!!) in the middle of Maine and drive them to New Hampshire for me bc I will be too tired from getting a three hour flight to go drive them :’( AS IF IM NOT DRIVING SIX HOURS OR MORE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK HELLO??? YOU CANT DRIVE FIVE HOURS AFTER SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME ON A THREE HOUR FLIGHT LIKE I KNOW ITS CRAMPED AND MISERABLE BUT YOU’RE GOING TO GO FROM A PLANE TO A NICE RENTAL CAR VS ME SLEEPING IN THE FUCKING TRUNK FOR A WEEK LIKE GIRL WHAT YOU ALREADY TOLD ME TO PLAN EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU’RE MOVING SHIT AROUND AND SHES ALL LIKE “well your aunt is gonna be visiting on the 11th so I have to get a flight on the 12th and then graduation is on the 13th early in the morning so I just won’t have time to go get them” LIKE GIRL THIS IS THE SAME AUNT THAT IS COMING TO OUR HOUSE FOR ONE SINGULAR DAY AND THEN WE WILL SEE HER AGAIN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE WHILE WE ARE ON OUR TRIP LIKE YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME “oh don’t worry about missing her we’re gonna do the graduation party at her house when we’re up north” AND THEN YOU WONT SHIFT YOUR PLANS ONE DAY TO FIX ALL OF THE SCHEDULING CONFLICTS BUT YOU WANT ME TO TWEAK A WHOLE WEEK OF DRIVING PLANS BACK A DAY TO MAKE IT MORE CONVENIENT FOR YOU and also I simply don’t want to. Also the garbage truck just passed bc I slept in and I don’t think we got the garbage out and I know we definitely didn’t get the trash from my room or bathroom out of the house and so now moms gonna be pissed at me for that god fuck this is so infuriating I am not planning a trip while on my period ever again I want to bite my mothers head off for even suggesting an alternate plan what is wrong with me I am such a bitch what the fuck no wonder she fucking hates me okay I am going back to bed she can figure this shit out later when she’s not slamming doors and yelling about work

#I want to rip my hair out #why does she say yeah we can work around whatever plans you make and then immediately she’s like oh haha nevermind #and I know I’m overreacting I know I’m being a bitch and I should fold to my mothers needs or whatever but like simply put I don’t want to #deal with my grandparents (if they were dwarves in Snow White they would be called Naggy and Pissy) and I don’t want to deal with their huge #looming sense of dread bc they both know they are old and losing it and that their kids are dead and we are the only family they care about #and I was already nervous about spending any time with them at graduation and now my mom wants me alone in a car with them for HOURS #like I simply don’t want to and I don’t want to think about dad and I don’t want to think about them and I don’t want to drive the extra #hours or anything like ugh I just don’t want to. I want to get high on Millie’s couch and have a relaxing day after driving that much on the #way up and I want to only have to drive three hours to my brother and I want ti already be there for graduation that morning I don’t want to #go any earlier or later than I had planned bc I planned distances by how much driving I thought I could take at a time and If I add an extra #day of driving I will be exhausted and add emotional exhaustion to that from seeing family and add fucking bitchy mood and being judged on #my music or my driving or being asked about what I plan to do with my life or what have I been doing since dad died or are you okay? is your #mother struggling? (and not being able to talk about my mom going out and dating and getting laid and ignoring my dead father and their dead #son bc it’s the only way she’s coping with any of this anymore) #I just don’t want to. and I hope my mother will step up and change her shit to deal with them but if they don’t I’ll have to deal with it #and just get over it but fuck I really really really don’t want to #it just annoys me that my mother would rather move all of my plans back a day than not see my aunt for what six hours here when we’re #literally going to see her up north like five days later #like can’t you just wait to see her. like she has seen the house before. she knows what a screened in patio looks like. they’ve seen the car #before like they will know if they want the car or not before they see it they know the model and they know it’s sat in our driveway for #months and months like they are aware of the car so you don’t need to say that’s the big important reason for them to visit #I’m such an asshole what the fuck is wrong with me I’m really unwilling to have any changes made to my plans #my brother would fucking bend over backwards and do whatever my mother asks and she is so mad that I’m not like that and I should be why am #I not like that why don’t I do all the shit she does for me why am I such a bitch what is wrong with me #I am already exhausted today I only slept for four hours #I just want to skip to me being on the road already. need to smoke a cigarette at a truck stop out of state it will fix me honestly

[adonis-koo]

i am never not surprised at how many people walk into my work, phone in hand, and ask ME how to fix (___) or what’s good for (___) or ‘my (___) has (__) what’s good for that?’

bitch do I look like an encyclopedia to you? 😭 just google it jesus 😭

#missy rambles #it’s mainly old people that do this #and I don’t use the phone excuse for them because I know they have technology #I’m also just venting because when a lady asked me what collage was #i said it was for skin fiber instead of skin elasticity and she judged me for it #and it’s been bothering me all day 😭

[merriclo]

ahsjkds rant/vent in the tags

#i fucking LOVE having to hug my friend as they sob bc our rights r actively being revoked #i’m literally 16 years old. i don’t even have my permit yet. #it shouldn’t be up to us kids. i shouldn’t have to tell them that we’ll fix it and make it all ok one day #it’s not that fucking hard to let trans people exist. it’s really not. #and yet #i just. ughajdnfjkw #they were sobbing. and all i could do was promise that i’d try and fix it. #i’m pissed and tired and upset and all i can do about it is hope that my emails and club speeches actually do something while i wait #there are wonderful adults who are fighting for us and i cherish them greatly #but that doesnt change the fact that the government - the very people i was raised to believe we’re there to protect me - is actively #passing laws in favor of my suicide. #and the only thing i can do about it in the meantime is comfort my friends and hope they give my email the light of day #it’ll be okay. we can fix this and save our community. i know we can. #i just wish this wasn’t something we have to do in the first place #this is gonna sound indelicate but i wish i still flinched when getting called a faggot #i’m not sure if this makes sense but it feels like i lost something when i started teaching myself to remain neutral in the face of bigotry #i want to be mad and upset but instead i’m carefully crafting how im perceived and judged at every moment #where’s the justice in me forcing myself to watch bigoted videos at the age of 14 so i wouldn’t be caught off guard or shocked when harassed #tell me where the fuck the justice is in that. #sorry for all this rambling i’m just upset

[lizardinkart]

Suuuuup! It’s assassins thursday (sure why not) so I’m crossposting this animatic with my Instagram! (lizardinkart, same as here 👍)

I’ve posted more of my little assassins over there but this particular snippet is of a scene from my beloved DonaDray’s original fic, Gentle Repose (link to the fic here). The main story of Gentle Repose follows one of the youngest Marked assassins, Basir (the Scholar), as he deals with the lingering grief left behind a year after losing his mentor and shocking internal changes within his organization.

This scene is from the end of the chapter “Rowanterlude,” an interlude from the main story focusing in on the assassin, Rowan (the Sword), and his relationship with his partner and the leader of the Marked, Sarai, when her power and status is usurped by the Deceiver, Luka. Rowan and Luka fight each other, it’s fun.

There’s a lot of lore that went into this BUT if you’d like to check it out I think DonaDray did a great job with this fic and I know I’d love it if more people checked it out ✌️ Let me know what you think and I’d be happy to explain stuff in the comments as I roll out more of the 3 years of lore over here on Tumblr 😂

#gotta do something with my film degree lol #i guess making incomprehensible motion comics is where I’m at lol #also don’t judge me too hard the art is almost a year old now #d&d #d&d comic #dungeons and dragons #animatic #oc animatic #dnd animatic #dnd #dnd oc #dnd art #dnd artist #character art #character design #dnd comic #assassins

[icyharrington]

Spotify wrapped from your local girl rap enjoyer 🤪

#sorry yes I’m a barb #I have been since 10 yrs old plssss don’t judge me ok

[patina-millers-biceps]

My cousin has 4 stepchildren and the eldest has social anxiety and doesn’t really respond well to adults BUT she really likes me, and maybe it is because I am only 13 years older than her but a win is a win.

#it helps that I’m really good with middle school kids because that’s the age of my students #so I talk more to 10-13 year olds more than other adults #it also helps bc I also was once an anxious middle schooler so I know she just wants someone to talk to her about her weird interests #and not judge them #but also like #5 years ago if you asked me if I was good with kids I would’ve said no #and maybe I’m not great with little LITTLE kids bc I don’t know how to talk to them #but considering middle schoolers are collectively going THROUGH IT #I think that’s the better skill #in my life