#doin' up the house

[mortifiedandawesome]

Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House)

#Standard Friday night ups and downs #loadsamoney #harry enfield #doctorin' up the tardis #doin' up the house

[eggsdrawings]

they hate each other (they are dating)

#bnha #mha #dabihawks #keigo takami #touya todoroki #dabi #hawks #they’re both insane and so similar but go about it in wildly opposite ways like… um yeah they should makeout a little idc #they both cannot STANNDDD the other. i think that’s hilarious. doin their most to bother each other and overtime. well. they get together. #if hawks had a corded phone he would be twirling that wire and kicking his feet when dabi calls #dabi freeloads at hawks’ house and serves him an everything-drink that leaves hawks puking his guts out #maybe i should shut up but i think about them a lot. #eggsdrawings

[b4kuch1n]

frog documentation. frogcumentation

I think I mentioned a while back I'd post nibling frog momence after the gift's done given. which happened on the 2nd this month I just forgot lmao. anyways we can do it now. I used the boigameista pattern scaled up to four pieces of A4 print paper and decided to double deck it to a two layer thing, not unlike a pillow, for ease of washin. because it was gonna be gifted to a one year old child

took a long time and made a number of mistakes bc hand sewing makes me worse as a person but this guy was done in time for the birthday occasion and that's what matters. chose non-fuzzy fabrics for it because we live in a dense city in the tropics and from personal experience if I hug something made of fur I would explode. the original plan included felt patterns on its back for bonus textures for baby but that wouldn't stretch well along with the rest of the thing so had to hold that back. eventually we got this

zipper across its ass, the coat type of zipper bc I miscalculated when ordering. but it did have a shape and that's all that matters to me. will be a fun game for the baby to grow up and be severely misinformed about what a frog looks like

happy extremely late birthday to this thing also

#bakuspecial #uhhhh. whats my craft tag. I forgor. update this later #frog plush babeyyyy #I want this thing to last until the heat death of the universe so I felled all the seams down. dont recommend doing this by hand #Im so stubborn lmao I refuse to get a serger I will simply get better at hand sewing instead. damn its taking kinda long #there used to be a Lot more frogs around hanoi. but the lack of clean water ponds and lakes have driven down the population #I live like right at the edge of the city rn tho (will no longer be the case in five years) so there are still a lot of aminals #house robins. skinks. fireflies (!!!!). praying mantises. tree frogs #they love to hang out at the fountain inside the complex right across the street. had to pick em up to return to the fountain #from the hot brick tiled ground a few times #theyre so small. theyre so small.... #I miss house geckos they dont show up a lot in our apartment. I wish they would they would love the cockroaches around here #and of course. bc the kind of rice we eat is more short-grained and thus usually not all the way dried like the longer-grained type we have #so many rice weevils. do u know those little fucks do not drown for a Long time #do u know they lay eggs inside the rice grains and that's how u find out ur rice about to become the weevil beverly hill #by washing the rice and seeing hollowed out grains float up. I have become an expert at this. #but I get to see skinks in random bushes so who am I to be pissed about that. skinks rule #this has been baku talks about animals for a mile of tags. thank u for listening #well. its evening and the family wants to go out so that's what we're doin. hope u have a good time too wherever u are #see u this midnight when I reblog every new posts I've made in the last week or so lmao

[chazuramen]

was having a pretty rough week but hey at least raeda nation is winning 

#the owl house #raeda #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #art #fanart #toh #artists on tumblr #yes i am aware the anatomy is off and the rendering is messy AGAIN #AND that it's badly cropped shhshs shhhhhhh #dont @ me #anyway how we all doin after s2b finale #RAINE FINALLY MET EDA'S KIDS I AM HFJSHJFHFHJSHHJS #AND RAEDA FINALLY SAT DOWN AND OPENED UP probably in those hours waiting for luz #can't wait for s3 #czrmArt

[nokingsonlyfooles]

Just Saw Across the Spiderverse...

My takeaway:

THAT'S MY SPIDERMAN!

...Wait-wait-wait. No-no-no. You don't license and market an anti-capitalist punk. A image subject to copyright? That's just not cricket.

THAT'S MY SPIDERMAN!

No copyright, all public domain! And here's just the spider part!

Go on! Take! Take! Or make your own!

#across the spiderverse #spider punk #hobie #spiderverse #just doin another anarchist a solid #death to capitalism #hahaha sony thinks i'll just accept being pandered to and shut up #nope #free the anarchist spider from the shackles of capitalism and eternal digital slavery! #then send him to my house and i'll bake him a cake with shit i stole from the price-gouging superstore!

[obsob]

probably no new drawin until after christmas bc im hibernating rn! am curled up in a small hollow of a tree in a nest lined w moss and feathers. if u care.

#i hve an idea tho. a sketch. i will. get 2 it eventually #ive like. 180 decision n now im gna try doing picture book illu again KSNSJDNJS #i feel. more prepared for it now tho. gna. try stuff out. see what i like #im more confident now w th actual drawing its th colouring where im tripping up but! that will come with time! #im doin good tho! been making lots of scarfs for my loved ones #i slept round bfs house for th first time on weds n i felt. weird when i got home yday but we had a long chat n now i feel fine #im! gna try using aac with him when he comes round next week! im excited about it i think im going to rlly like it #all good things! things just feel. easier with him. living in my brain #i hope everyone has as of a safe and warm holidays as u can #hope ur tummy is full!! #barks

[apomaro-mellow]

in other news, my mom got me a sex toy for my birthday

#personal #home life #this is hilarious for so many reasons #but the main one is that she was actually buying one for a friend #who lives in a house that doesn't respect her privacy #and while she was doin that she thought to herself #'hey my daughter's birthday is coming up' #*add to cart* #dont worry u didn't miss my bday #it's not until friday actually #which is probably when ill use this thing for the first time

[byberbunk2069]

Opportunities (Let's Make Loadsamoney)

Veil tries to impress So Mi with her connections to Night City's underworld to try and secure a job for both of them

#post-2077 AU #Cyberpunk 2077 #Phantom Liberty #Songbird #Song So Mi #Rogue Amendiares #Hanako Arasaka #OC: Veil #Netrunners #portmantaeu of Pet Shop Boys' Opportunities and Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House) courtsey of streetkid-named-desire #Crash & Burn

[mortifiedandawesome]

Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House)

#loadsamoney #harry enfield #doin' up the house #doing up the house #doctorin' the tardis

[eternallyfatedjadedspaded]

This one goes out to Ollie. Babygirl was not crazy imho Felix was totally fucking playing with him. UwU poor boi.

#bet he came in expecting one thing for this big scheme of his and I guarantee he hadn’t anticipated it ending up on all 4s tongue fucking #a tub drain for Felix’s cummie wommies to get in his tummies I’ll tell ya that much! boi! that ain’t serving your house or bag at all just. #just doing it for the sake of it… the vibes?… that’s-that’s what we doin now? mhmmm. way I see it. that was his test moment poison him if h #doesn’t love him back hahahahahah I mean tell me he wouldn’t have tossed that bottle in the grass and freaked dat boy and had a plan a b c #saltburn #felix catton #oliver quick

[dmclemblems]

why is yuri the only one in both houses and hopes who hears something that sounds particularly suicidal and is like wait right there

LIKE LOOK

you know how many times she and other characters act like that and they get responses that are either under concerned or just :(

like damn look at him go look at him actually confronting someone about that shit look at him CARING ABOUT PEOPLE look at him NOTICING THE SIGNS look at him CONFRONTING OBVIOUS SIGNS

it’s always bugged me how characters don’t really follow up on this stuff. even when shez hears dimitri say his happiest moment would be when he dies, shez is just kinda like :( Well That’s Sure Sad To Think and it’s never something shez brings up again

and here we have Yuri LeCare LeCaring and making sure to follow up when he hears someone say something like that. she says that and then she leaves camp when it’s getting dark so he goes after her bc he’s worried about what she might be going out there for. not enough LeCaring people in Fodlan, man

#Three Hopes #Yuri #Marianne #like look i love you to pieces rodrigue but when ur adoptive son is very clearly being suicidal in front of u #u don't rly do anything abt it AND MAYBE U DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO but u gotta at least say something abt it babe #LITERALLY NOBODY NOT EVEN BYLETH IN HOUSES STOPS ANYONE LIKE #WHEN SYLVAIN IS LIKE I'LL JUST KEEP FIGHTING LIKE I WANT TO DIE WHEN YOU'RE IN VW #BYLETH AIN'T SAYIN' SHIT IT'S JUST LIKE OKAY WELL U DO THAT BUDDY #NOBODY EVER DOES A THING ABT IT WHEN SOMEONE ACTS LIKE THAT #THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY BRINGS IT BACK UP IS YURI LIKE #HE LITERALLY SEEKS HER OUT BC HE'S WORRIED AND THAT'S MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE BE DOIN' #i would trust this man with my life on my multiple if not all occasions

[bigweldindustries]

im going insane trying to work out what fuckin set it was that axwell ingrosso first dropped barricade

I FOUND IT ULTRA MIAMI 2015

#axel grinds on #me and my friend would listen to sets during graphic design class <3 i rember catchin up on the new ultra sets #and we just. shat ourselves at it #“oooo theres a new id in this set apparently?” #“YES EXCITING i cant wait for it” #“IS THIS THE FUCKING ID?” #“THIS IS AXWELL INGROSSO???????????” #the complete bewilderment of that . extrmeemly fond memory #it came outta left fucking field and was an extremely bewildering time it was wonderful #the STRUCTURE was all them but that sound most definitely was NOT #and then the fucking HIP HOP STYLED BRIDGE? #it didnt have vocals at that stage just this very clearly modelled after hiphop producion bridge #and like theyd been doin like radio friendly pop stage and then suddenly WUHHH #i was expecting another saccharine pop production and was HIT IN THE FUCKING FACE #me and my friend just exchanging absolute BEWILDERMENT #glorious. i miss following a dj really closely and shitting over IDs #madeon gang sorta gets it but you do not understand how it was #in the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #house scene circa 2011-2016ish #yknow the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. shit swedishhouse mafia made popular #alesso he was there remember alesso #what happened to alesso #is it ok if i hope hes doing ok #oh god i looked him up on spotify and he went the zedd route nooooo alesso noooooooooooooooo #now im thinking about alesso ids. man #clash id version > #wait. #yall remember when calvin harris stole clash lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #im old as balls bro #ive been playing this game so long and for what

[zapsoda]

"do you take spiders ooutside or kill them" secret third answer i let them live in my house

#theyre called house spuders cause they live inyour house #besiiiides they aren doin anything wrong theyre just lapping up the flies and mosquitoes that get in #on an unrelated note i cant stop thinking about this old mlp fic i read earlier this year i think(?) #it was so fucking good #they addressed like. horse racism. and horse ableism/sanism #andit was UNFINISHED

[toxooz]

maybe im projecting but i feel like Ollie would have a FUCKING HUGE monstera plant in his house thats taking over his living room

#ollie #anytime someone asks about it hes just ''good camouflage for me :]'' #in fact i feel like he would have a shit load of plants from his home continent that his mom keeps sending him #but again maybe im projecting AHA #like yeah he can forge weapons of war with his eyes closed and can maul a grown man to death but dammit that man knows his PLANTS #anyway i got a monstera over the winter bc ive wanted one for the longest time but i was sO scared of killing it #bc its higher maintenance than succulents and snake plants all that #and brother i aint got the remembrance or energy or executive function to be taknig care of high maintenance plants but luckily #my obsession has taken over and im doin pretty good keeping up with watering and i plan on getting it better soil for fertilization #it seems to be doing well and is even growing 3 new leaves AAOOOOO #one of the juvenile leaves even grew a lil hole in it and im :') #but i still gotta properly repot it and actually put poles in it to climb bc theyre kinda half ass put in there #but sPRING IS COMING i am ready #also have a monster adinsoniiiiiiihowever tf u spell it but same applies #i feel like just having 1 (or 2 kindof) that are high maintenance is goin good bc i can focus most of my energy on that like a pet PFFT #bc unfortunately i fear that if i had a shit load of high maintenance plants i would get overwhelmed and involuntarily make them all die #which SUCKS bc i want my house to be infested with so many plants sOOO BAD ugh maybe one day i wont be mentally ill lmfao 💗 #ANYWAY more pon ti comin soon

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Someone tell wangxian to stop furiously fucking each other in my brain its 4pm on a tuesday and i have things to do which require my brain unfortunately

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wangxian #fr they be all up in there doin 50 shades....yall i have to clean my house

[acanthyme]

finally snowed for more than a dusting. went to crazy and shovelled sooooo many driveways. arms sore and i'm so cold but worthhhhhh...

#i dooo get paid for one of them so..... #and omggg i'm so embarrassed #so ok. our new next door neighbours haven't talked to us much so idk much about them #and we used to shovel the driveway for the lady who used to live there bc she was older and disabled and our driveways r very close #like. touching eachother #my bf said our roofs were kissing the houses are angled close to eachother. regardless. #so the snows piling up and the cars not there so i figure i'll at least shovel a path to the front door/garage so they can plug their car in #and i'm wearing big headphones to protect my ears from the wind / because the windchill made it -30 out of nowhere. #and i saw that their shovel was broken too!!! so of course i'm gonna shovel their yard.... #so im doin my thang. shovelling. i do it in a weird ish pattern but that's just how i prefer to do it #and i'm always nervous about being up at ppls doors when i shovel so i'm already on edge #AND I TURN TO FINISH UP AND THEIR KID IS GETTING HOME FROM SCHOOL #maybe like. 7-9th year aged. idk #younger than me of course but i'm a little wimp so i squeak like a dumbass #and just go 'sorry!' before running off to shovel the other side of the road 😭😭😭 #i would've done more if that girl hadn't scared me off.... #nice little kick of anxiety for me for today.... but.... i mean #and like. i was up in their front yard. i shovelled out a path to their compost/garbage bins so they could still put those out #i did the steps.... i must have looked like a little freak that family has like never seen me i never leave the house.......