mortifiedandawesome
Mortified and Awesome!
Halfway to Nowhere
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M/ 42+ /USA. Personal bog. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.
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Y'all, there is an issue with the mailroom at my workplace and it is killing me that I can't make the subject line of the email to my boss about it "Shipping Discourse."
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Kate Bush performing “Wuthering Heights” during her Tour of Life (1979)
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I have friends at Indiana University and they've been saying there are snipers on IU Bloomington campus. And theres a bunch of cops everywhere. This is wild.
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(spitting mad sheriff outside of car, dust in the air, slapping hat and hopping)
"brrggg iddj! T-THOSE..DAMN .. sputter.....WILD PEENIES!!!"
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