#dog days are over joke

[3paws]

hello Pandero nation

#fire emblem engage #pandero #someone made this joke already i swear but its been in my head all day i cant stop thinking about it #when he started barking like a dog it was all over.

[chris-but-alt]

#watch dogs legion #bagley #the day i will be over it will be the day i am six feet underground and even so i will haunt the ubisoft writers forever just wait till i- #WHEN I CATCH YOU- WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YALL JUST FUCKING WAIT #nah i was joking i don’t wanna threat anyone i’m a fuckibg pussy

[bluffmotel]

as dusk falls, interior night / homosexuality in "dog day afternoon" (1975) : televisual surfaces and a "natural" man, christopher r. brown

#hi. guess who finally watched dog day afternoon aka one of the biggest pieces of inspiration int. night used for adf!!! #when i tell you this shit is HEAVILY INSPIRED i mean it. like caroline wasn't kidding the whole game is practically a love letter @ the film #and it became increasingly obvious that tyler was pretty much formatted off of sonny the main bank robber ... insane #from things like desperately grasping at straws to fix this situation and win ( aka the helicopter ) to the panicked lashing out #to the FUCK THE SNOW! ( smth jay echoes at tyler like oh you hate the snow ) ... like i??? #anyway they're also alike physically hence this post. the wide eyes and rather pink pouty lip look which DOES portrayal an innocence #so tada #i saw this part and gasped btw im like YES. LITERALLY. BIG SORROWFUL EYES #the amount of jokes ive made like oh tyler is always so wide eyed abt everything! ha ha #and then this hit me like a train. anyway! watch dog day afternoon amazing film and the adf themes is all over it a little #as dusk falls #tyler holt

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s Children

#[REDACTED] family shenanigans #yeah I switched the birth order around so Asil's the third born instead of the last #Also her marriage status is 'complicated' because she's currently contractually married to a ferengi woman and there's drama as to whether #it's real or not (she got contract-married to her over the course of a case) #All of Tuvok's children care deeply about each other and get along well for the most part v_v #they have a bunch of different idealogies and opinions etc but they all respect each other a great deal #Sek #Elieth #Asil #Varith #an inside joke between them is how humans typically only pronounce Sek's name right on the first try 'If their tongue doesn't slip' #Sek is really making up for all his siblings in the 'give me grandchildren' arena #Elieth met Ione Kitain while working and the two of them hit it off right away but they were both engaged #One day he caught word that she was going to get married and he immediately flew to Betazed and went to see her. One conversation later and #they were engaged instead v_v (his family found it DEEPLY embarrassing - everyone else who hears it finds it terribly romantic. #Except the spurned groom of course~) Elieth's betrothed dissolved their bond without fanfare since she kind of didn't want to marry him #uhh Varith has one of Mollie's puppies (grown now) which Mark gave him and she acts as sort of a service dog ! #And Sek took care of their mother when she fell into a depression for a period of time after Voyager was lost #Also - I personally wanna know how they all reacted to that holonovel the doctor wrote about Voyager #hhehee like they meet him in person and Sek's like 'Ah. The Hologram who slandered our father.' #bea art tag #st voyager #st voyager art #star trek #Everyone should have their own little Tuvok family in their minds...!! Each one is precious and good~!! #OH ALSO #Sek is the oldest but shorter than all everyone but Varith (and T'Pel)

[prophetmutual]

being unmedicated is wild bc u will be having a bad week and then find yourself at the end of it thinking rewatching supernatural is a good idea

#told my partner the other day if he caught me watching spn to cope he should just put me down like an old dog. its over for me at that point #(<- joke) #ash.txt

[astrxealis]

hi! i wasnt on all day yesterday WAHAHAHAH but uhm. rambles. in the tags <3

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #aka. back to Updates Of Apollo's Life #spoiler alert it's not super interesting. ANYWAYS MY COUSINS ARE THE CUTEST !!!!! #yesterday was really fun bcs wow i love my lil cousins! so weird to be the oldest alongside lune but yeah <3 #AND. uhm. i forgot a lot of what i wanted to ramble about since yesterday but i was so tboy swag yesterday #if you get what i mean. yeah <33 AND vc and waching w my besties mwah hannah montana so true !!!!! #and i am also now back into deep fe3h brainrots but also still deep into milgram. so that is that #AND okay. idk what else #i uhh edited my rentry? interests! made it back into a rentry instead of a txti (gna use that txti for smth else now maybe?) <3 #i've gotten over (mostly) my (mostly jokeful) distate when it comes to this certain media (music!) #also listened to more music hehe. AND i fixed my spotify #AND i want to finally play that cute cat (and dog?) collecting (chinese?) game i wanted to play ever since an old moot #who isnt here anymore (as far as i'm concerned. NOT IN A CONCERNING WAY BTW i mean they deactivated) #once told me about it! i installed it way back then but i didn't have the time... now i really want to again so <3 #hm. that was smth i wanted to share yeah. fixing my spotify more <33 #AND +. i forgot right after thinking about it ffs why am i LIKE THIS. #i forgor :(( why am i like thisssss SOBBING.......... #oh right nvm i just remembered HELP ANYWAYS i've been looking at more gdocs templates and shit again #uhh. i should one day finally do proper notion stuff </3 and fix my notes <//3 fix everything tbh <///3 #<- i say that and will likely never get to doing so. WHABJEGHBJS sobbing. #but yeah i will be doing more oc stuff... or something. and fixing my themes soon as well! #sorry zero ily but i want mikoto or smth idk. you stayed for 10 days. ily babe. uhm. BUT I WNA #get back to my emil or zero theme sometime in the future bcs i didn't finish em? so when i'm fixated ??? #on drakenier (dod3/replicant) again. uhm. yeah. #okay that's all i hope you all are doing WELL!! <33 #now time for my next class in a bit! uhm. i meant to watch the video my teacher uploaded oops. aha #also !!! proseka !!!!! uh idk where i was going w that. but. proseka !!!!! ig <3

[soulvee-animationz]

I fucking hate my dad for saying that everyone has anxiety when my brother said that he might have anxiety, I fucking hate my step-mom for sharing these thoughts as well

Sure everyone can get anxious but there is a real fucking medical condition and mental health problem that is an anxiety disorder

The vast majority of my family has this anxiety disorder, it runs in the family, it doesn’t just happen due to negative experiences, it doesn’t happen due to bad events happening in the world, while sure those things can increase it anxiety is a real genuine mental health problem that many people suffer from, myself and a lot of family members suffer from

I fucking hate them just brushing off my brother starting to exhibit signs of poor mental health as “oh everyone gets anxiety” he’s been showing signs of anxiety all his life, his intrusive thoughts have been getting worse and these fuckheads barely do anything to help it

#I fucking hate everyone here so fucking much I hate my dad I hate my stepmom the only ones I don’t hate are the dogs and my plant and- #-the ghosts of my guinea pigs I fucking hate how manipulative and degrading they are I fucking hate so condescending they are I fucking- #-hate how they refuse to accept the trauma they’ve caused for me I hate the good family persona they put on I HATE LIVING HERE I HATE- #-I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO WATCH THEM BURN I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THEM THEY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD AND I WANT IT BACK #THOSE FUCKS ACT LIKE THEYRE SO MUCH MORE MATURE AND BETTEE THEN EVERYONE ELSE AND THEY FUCKING ARENT THEY HAVE AWFUL VIEWS AWFUL PARENTING- #-I AM NEVER GETTING BACK MY OLD SENSES OF COMFORT AND HAPPINESS BECAUSE OF THEM #ACTING LIKE I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN OVER MY TRAUMA WELL JOKES ON YOU I CAN NEVER FORGET IT HAUNTS AT DAY IT HAUNTS AT NIGHT I CAN NEVER FORGET #I CAN NEVER FORGET THE SCARS YOUVE LEFT FOR ME I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR LEAVING ME AND MY BROTHER AND MY MOM I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU #VENT

[imthatqueerkid]

#crush blogging day 19 #he came over today!!!! #we watched Scream (a lot more dick jokes than i remember but he said he liked it!) #and he stayed to help me make dinner and was very helpful :]] #we were maybe flirting??? i dont know #i just like hanging out with him hes very awkward and i love it #also he was a sweetheart to our dog who im sure felt very spoiled by all the attention #it was so much easier than with [ex] #yeah i was nervous but not *nervous* and hes just so easy to be around and talk with like we clicked so quickly #aughhh #i say this everyday but ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh im so lovesick its stupid #hello hes adorable!!??? #and hilarious and cute and nice and and and #sirrrrr #we need to hold hands immediately #maybe during the shining?? #also i got to give him a hug today :] #god im so screwed i am in deep #in all my other relationships ive felt this sort of power dynamic where i had nothing to lose like i had most of the power #but i feel much more equal with him #its nice :] #fire boy #from the couch #SoundCloud #Spotify

[beans-beneath-moonlight]

I’ve been thinking about sharing the beginning of a fic I’ve been working on and this seems like a great time to do it

#I've been working on this fic for over a year but I haven't actually gotten much written outside the notes app whoops #But I have put a lot of thought into it and plan on finishing it eventually. I just want to work out all the details first #and I've been too busy with my job to have the energy to write but yesterday was my last day and now I'm probably gonna free for the summer! #honestly tho it's gonna be a long fic so it's not gonna be done for a WHILE #I do actually have a title but I think leaving the document name as is is much funnier #sent this section to my bf and we were joking ''that's it! Chuuya's dead! that's the end of the fic; thanks for reading!'' #and I made a It's Always Sunny title card out of it so that's where the name came from #It's actually gonna be called Songs of Sky and Ocean (a reference to the real Nakahara Chuuya's poem 'Exhaustion') #I just really like mer fics and I love birds so merman!Dazai x avian!Chuuya it is #apparently Apollo has cursed me as well #bsd #bungou stray dogs #wip #wips #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #original post

[hgduo]

... I'm just gonna ignore what he did to the picture of Pluto the dog for my own sake-💀💀💀-

#Also mininote for as much as I would've loved the dramatic conclusion to this arc I thought we we're gonna get I have to say #I'm laughing the most I have in quite awhile- and to be real for a moment: I've been having some really shitty and off days for irl reasons #and I really needed this brevity tbh- I love drama and tragedy but I needed something soft and light #I was feeling a lot of dread (in a good way) going into this but now I feel all light and bright and just in a much better mood then I have #been recently ;u;- I feel silly saying this over klv and still feel a bit cheated out of the dark ending that was being built up to #but also I'm just... reminded why I was so happy about initially getting into a lighter sillier and more chaotic series like klv ;u; #I love these silly spanish thirty year olds and one mexican law student making dumb ass jokes #the dramatic q vs l arc was a cherry on top and im glad it happened but it also feels nice to just... breathe y'know #idk... basically just I really needed the laughs is all ;u; #... and yes I'm aware I'm pouring out my heart here on the post about Q pretending to fuck a picture of pluto the dog LMAOOOOOO #jinx liveblog #kl spoilers #(still not done with the stream yet btw so maybe it does get dark and gritty again idk-)

[eternalgoldfish]

i have today and tomorrow off work and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to be sitting here trying not to throw up. it’s fine.

#i also keep getting asked what i'm doing for canada day #jokes on everyone i'm watching an american tv show and hoping the fireworks don't sscare my dog #my fav canada day memory is being at a fair and eating a blooming onion while watching impressive impersonator shania twin #i think the next town over literally had drake perform but YOU KNOW #this year i'm more inclined to reread monkey beach #i can be a proud canadian and also want to tackle genocide and continuing inequality #it's called NUANCE dad #thanks for coming to my unexpected ted talk attached to a stranger things post

[everhoods]

dobu guys remember tanner. The straight guy I was into.

#jesse.txt #On Easter of all days.... For SHAME #For the record he's like apologizing for leading me on or w/e (I don't think he did) #And for like ghosting me but like I was ghosting him because he made a joke Abt my weight. Like dog wtfffff right B4 my shift #Debating on answering now so it's over with or after my shift

[agayconcept]

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#god i rly cant live with my mother anymore she has become so unbearably negative and extremely ableist #keeps holding my needs over my head and complaining nonstop about my existence #i gotta get outta here #but im stuck rn bc im the dog's caregiver but she's in my mom's name so i can't take her with me #would need to have her ownership transferred over and there's no way my mother will sign that form willingly #but if i leave the dog she'll get taken by animal services bc my mother is only home for like 2 hours a day max #so like. great. im just....stuck here until either i can force my mother to sign her over or she eventually passes away (she's old) #fab #i would...like to Die pls. thanks #(that is...not the joke it seems like. i truly v much do fantasize abt jumping off the balcony on a regular basis now ugh) #suicide tw #suicidal ideation tw #(dont panic im fine. nothings gonna happen im just. so so fuckin done and overwhelmed jfc)

[thatmandayton]

youre telling me ive been playing on xbox for a decade and the only time i get a vc strike is because i was playing a rated R game looking for adult players and i told someone that their 20-30% heist cut had "free bj included" and now i cant talk to people for 3 days? are you fucking kidding me

#this day has been absolute dog shit and the one time i try to make a joke online i get handed my stomach on a silver platter and #told to stuff it down my throat for three days straight #i get no breaks not at all #i try to relax and just be myself and i got shoveled dogshit until im kealing over and vomiting up my liver #are you fucking kidding me #fuck my life bro