General Headcanons with DOA Boys
Headcanon: General headcanons of stuff I think they will do
Pairing: Fyodor x reader, Nikolai x reader and Sigma x reader
Genre: Fluff, lowkey crack
A/N: Thank you dc person for that one fyodor headcanon.
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Nikolai
He probably likes to eat mud for fun and force everyone to eat it
You both secretly sneekout of the hideout and visit beaches at night, having deep conversation which would end up with him filling your shorts with sand
he likes to place insects and rats in your closet stating it is a harmless prank. Not even Sigma is excused from his pranks
Nikolai irrespective of being a prankster would gift you with ice-creams and bakery goods [to lactose intolerant ppl, he gives u popsicles]
that was until he decided to prank you once day and put hair in your food
Never fell into his 'get in hole' game. You got stuck in it for 40 days without food and water. No kidding.
The mysterious hole is filled with nothing but junk.😭😭 very questionable junk
You both love to prank others though.
"Let's plant the bomb under Sigma's bathtub"
"Extra points make it filled with pink glitter"
Sigma was covered in pink glitter for thirteen days.
But! Personally Nikolai would be one of the best cuddlers in the manga/anime
The first time he wore normal clothes instead of his usual multi layered buisness clothing, you were in tears. How could someone pull such simple clothes so fashionably?
You like to braid his hair. Even if you suck at it, he would wear your braiding loud and proud.
"Ahh quiztime! Who braided my hair?"
"Sir this is-"
"Wrong answer," boom "it's my love YN who braided it, you are no fun"
And that's how the city's McDonald's got blowed up.
overall he is a good insane boyfriend, so 10/10 cause I love him 😋
Fyodor
This man
I swear he is fine asf but would probably learn all the instruments you like so he can play it to you when you are kidnapped by Dazai most prob.
he is a Lil more insane then Nikolai so he would probably boom North Korea cause he was bored. [NK people i am jk-]
"what did you have for breakfast"
"I don't know"
"wrong answer"
And the next moment you know, South of Yokohama got blowed up
He is the most broken richest man you ever met.
he can't buy clothes for himself or even upgrade the doa office but will gift you a wholeass country as a Birthday return gift.
you force him to wear dresses and paint his nails, 😭 but my man is so down bad that he is sub in this relationship.
"Sir we have bombed the tunne-"
"Good verywell"
"🧍🕯️"
😭 nah cause they are hella scared when he wears makeup.
He would probably take you to fireworks only for you to realise he is bombing the area again.
"fyodor, we talked about this"
"No"
and he proceeds to boom everything
he isn't much of a hugger and probably tries to runaway when you try to even touch him, but mf would suffocate you in his sleep with his hug
He probably had tried giving those evil laughs, but the moment he did that, he choked on air.
Me and a person on my server were having a convo and they said
"He probably bites his nails to much and they are really short"
he owns a pet rat but denys it
honestly, he is a 10 but he is a terrorist who likes to bomb everything up. But he is your boyfriend and he is hot.
Sigma
-Are you the man of the relationship or he is?
he is more of a 'please don't kill anyone sweetheart' rather then supporting your actions and being a 'lets commit arson dear YN'
Mf is rich asf. He would deny it ofcourse and then proceed to shower you with silk clothes, Gucci , prada comfy…..such a sugar daddy
😭😭hear me out, he is a ball full of sunshine and anxiety but he wouldnt hesitate to kill anyone who does wrong to you or his casino.
-"Sigma am I your first priority?"
"Yes-?"
"Is the casino your first priority?"
"Yes-?"
"Me or the casino?"
"Yes"
He probably cries everytime you ignore him.
HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
once Nikolai kidnapped you for fun and man did Nikolai end up being half bald.
Sigma wants you to stay away from fyodor, because the last thing he knows is that he want to give fyodor a bombing partner.
Atp he doesnt want you to interact any of the DOA members, because little did he know, you will grow more insane with them.
I like to imagine you knowing Dazai and mentioning it to Sigma on occasions, and oh boy Sigma wanted to kill the man when he first met not because you talked a lot about him, but he would probably be the reason why you pull questionable strunt
10/10 Mama Sigma
He also doesnt allow you to run away freely in his casino, for all he knows is that you will cheat and win all the games.
He is so restrictive
You both probably or possibly may have this convo:
"BUT FYODOR GIFTED HIS S/O A WHOLE ASS COUNTRY, WHY CANT I GET THAT PLUSHIE??"
"You cant cheat everytime to get the plushies"
"BUT-"
"Fyodor is a terrorist, we are not like them"
"LEAST HE GIFTED HIS S/O-"
Your arguments probably never make sense to others, but its for you and Sigma to know.
Also he gave up on scolding you every time you try to eat casino coins.
He is such a 'I am trying to keep my S/O mentally sane' boyfriend, even if he needs to go to therapy. 8/10 bf material
Guys get a Sigma. Sigmas never disappoint.
A/N: Btw the discord server if you wanna join is here.
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happy 11 followers!! can i have a scenario where in the DOA there’s the reader making fucking tiktoks of the DOA, and the police are frustrated as hell cause they can’t track you down 😭😭
ABSOLUTELY.
i made this from the pov of the officers >:)
grammatically correct shit post
genre: silly, platonic yall are just besties <33
"Officer, they posted another one!"
The collective shuffling of papers was heard as everyone rushed toward the original announcer's destination.
"Where?! What is it?!"
They all gathered around, trying to see the computer the guy was sitting at.
nearly drowning sigma with nikolai challenge!! (gone wrong) (no sigmas were harmed in the making of this video)
"....what does this mean?" Asked one of the older officers.
"DOES THAT MATTER?! TRY TO TRACK THEM DOWN RIGHT NOW!!" Yelled the commander and the other officers got to work.
And yet, every time they tried to get the IP, Fyodor's mouse-like symbol appeared.
"Sir-"
"TRY ANOTHER VIDEO!!"
The man sighed and clicked on another.
me, nikolai and sigma question fyodors life decisions and almost get murdered!!
The officer watched a bit, hoping for some clues this time, but all he saw was this supposed "Nikolai" and the person holding the camera, yelling... some statement he couldn't remember, before running away giggling. The third person with two different hair colors was screaming in terror.
Ok, that's kinda funny.
However, before he could try to get information, he felt heavy breathing on his neck.
"Jared. Did you just laugh at one of their videos?"
"N-no sir-"
"You're fired, Jared. You don't understand how LONG I've been trying to get those FOOLS. You can't just laugh when we could be SO CLOSE TO FINALLY DISCOVERING WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE."
Jared's mouth was agape, but he knew there was no correct response to this. Maybe he could work at a car dealership or something.
He packed his things and walked out of there, finished with the frustrated screams of his co-workers in anger.
He was gonna get that job at Toyota.
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BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I AM BRINGING BACK JARED IN THE FUTURE. JUSTICE FOR JARED!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THIS!!! MY REQS ARE ALWAYS OPEN BUT MIGHT TAKE A BIT LONGER FOR ME TO FINISH DUE TO ME R E A L L Y NEEDING TO DO MY HOMEWORK 🥶!!
HAVE AN AMAZING DAY NIGHT YES SLAY!!
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General Headcanons with Bram
Headcanon: General headcanons of stuff I think Bram will do.
Pairing: Bram x reader
Genre: Fluff, lowkey crack
A/N: Dont mind me ss the msg and sending it to myself Part 2 of General Headcanons with DOA Boys. [ Part 1 ]
BRAM
The most gentleman person you will ever met. For real!!!
Him as a 5000 prob year old person, I personally hope you have an immortal ability cause lets be honestly 👁️👄👁️
He loves music. LOVES IT When YOU are the person playing him music from instrument of your choice.
Even if you are a learner, he is willing to listen to you and your skills.
If magically*cough cough* he isn't a guy with sword torso below, I think he probably has the height advantage here. He is the tallest.
Would totally be having 'Sorry am cookin' Apron while he cook meals.
I think he can cook and clean and do EVERYTHING ATP
He maybe a royal, but least he is a Mannered gentleman with good taste in everything (like you, a win taste)
You probably, no definitely ask him whenever you have to make a decision-He is the most well behaved person you ever met I swear.
"Bram this or this?"
"Go with that one, it matches your hair"
BRAM AS A FASHION EXPERT? HELL YEAH
Lowkey thinks he loves to clean and have cultivated flowerbeds soul cultivated by him.
He totally wouldn't go off telling random beggars on the street to join his farm.
He let's you braid his hair while he go through his daily list of chores-10/10 malewife, girlboss, slaying.
I think he is Kunikida but less strict and better [idk]
He has a skincare routine and encourages or rather forces you to join him.
You have a stalker? He is now your servant at your home, vamparised.
he tries to minimise his usage of vampirism, but stalkers and creepers gonna get it.
IF BSD IS A HAPPY EVER AFTER, I think Aya would 10/10 the adopted kid of your household.
Like you would have Aya over your house and Bram would go on become the dad she deserved.
And then you get hit by the fact Aya resembles his daughter in the previous era.
You totally have their photos on one side of your wall (it's almost full)
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