#do you like pasta?

[clueless1995]

i really wish we could show the northern hemisphere how fucking weird it is when every “seasonal” trend is tailored for the opposite season to what you’re experiencing like. even the monthly poetry people post i simply cannot relate. it used to make me really sad as a kid especially stuff like christmas when i had never even seen snow (i still haven’t) and every movie or song about it mentioned snow or the cold or whatever

#like six white boomers is objectively ridiculous (and also aged poorly bc. rolf harris) but any time americans make fun of it i want to shak #e them by the shoulders and be like. what do you want from us #i thought reindeer were made up for christmas #idk it’s just symptomatic of a larger problem but like #i was going to continue but my pasta is cooked

[pastadrawstma]

Some art of @hisclockworkservantss TMA buns and @xenolinns cat!jon au :33

Day 22 of posting magpod art daily

#i did this. very quickly. without looking at the refs. but i still like it #also meet the start of TMA cat week #which is something i am doing. for me. And yes bunnies are here dont ask #from now until the 25th all you are getting is tma animals :3 #pasta scribbles #the magnus archives fanart #the magnus archives #art #jon sims #jon tma #jonathan sims #my art #pasta fucks around and finds out #ship art #jmart #jonmartin #jonathan sims tma #martin blackwood #martin tma #martin blackwood tma #the magnus pod #digital art #artists on tumblr #illustrators on tumblr #tma buns #tma bunnys #tma #cat!jon #cat!au

[cobaltfluff]

they're cooking (?) based on a true story that definitely didn't happen to me

#sk8 the infinity #art tag #joe was too busy staring at his husband smh #this was me cherry was me #i was making carbonara and forgot to boil the pasta #my brother was just like... how .. how did you forget to do the most important part... #i was just laughing crying #ANYWAY i started this in january :) #totally forgot i had this wip and well i guess here it is now

[glitterslag]

Still laughing at how carmy decided to invite claire for a home cooked dinner cuz no one had ever cooked for her before and then he made spag bol 💀😭

#bc like... you just KNOW he'd lose sleep overthinking something like that. but a f*cking spag bol was the grand conclusion bbz came to???? #i don't even think the pasta was homemade🤣🤣🤣 #that's a chefs equivalent of being like 'look babe i cooked' and then sticking frozen pizza in the oven #food and wines best new chef everyone🤣👏 #meanwhile syd casually whips up chilean sea bass for a quick light lunch with her PLATONIC friend marcus. carmy we know you can do better #if carmy was cooking pasta for syd AINT NO WAY he wouldn't make it fresh #sydcarmy

[mansionfreaks]

Hi Nina slender told me to tell you that you left the stove on and now the house is on fire :)

top ten weirdest experiences: getting back home to see someone rping the fuck whose been waiting for you in the kitchen all night.

#ninas sleeped the fuck out btw. its clockwork ya boy. back at it again #stealing my friends piece of shit blog whataver #im logging dina in on her phone btw. everyone say hi or ill fucking explode you #everyone shit on the ktichen ej sucks yayayyaya #clocks works #mod tags: #mod cadaver #to be a litlte more clear we aren't gonna do much rp with asks #all of our characters are laid out we have a story we want to tell so we arent much for being like. WOAH you have ur own Blog Woah !? #might be a lil unpopular (And this is not to be mean spirited to you jeffthekiller-blogs #this is just how we intend to run shit round here) #jeff the killer #jeffrey woods #jeff the killer fanart #jeff creepypasta #jeff woods #anyways REBLOG MY SHIT PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN I WORKED SO HARD #creepypasta art #creepypasta #creepy pasta #creepypastas

[esamastation]

They say that first step of recovery is admitting there is a problem. So.

There is a chance, a small, really, an insignificant chance, probably not even worthy of mentioning, that I. Might. Have some type of grain related allergy. Maybe.

Probably not. The indigestion, exhaustion, bloating and vicious repeating cycle of recovery after dropping certain foods and the relapse after said recovery when said foods inevitably return to diet is probably just a coincidence. Right. Right? 🥺

#What the heck am I supposed to eat for snacks #Everything is bread #You go to kitchen to grab a quick bite to eat and it's all bread #What do you replace bread with? #Pasta and tortillas and ramen and various pastries and you have no idea how much I love rye crackers #I am not ready to give up most of my diet and for what #Potatoes? #Intolerable absolutely intolerable #Like my gut #Ugh #Currently in the recovery phase eating healthy non grain containing soup which is admittedly delicious but takes several hours to make #I just want a slice of bread

[ittybittybumblebee]

i want to see exactly how many people actually have thought i am for research because ive gotten this quite a few times from different people i just wanna see how far it goes

#please understand while im not doubting so much now im not going to base off everything by peoples perceptions of my online behavior but #i feel like it does give good insight #i just always have a little hesitation in me because i feel like no one can get a full scope or honest picture of myself to Know me enough #to say that i can trust their opinion of me without knowing me enough in that sense #gahh. cuz i always feel like im doing Just Fine Enough i feel normal enough but im not guhh. #GUHHGGGHGH #it literally wouldnt change anything for me. like im autistic . ok! shrugs my shoulders. i cope i cant to anything more to help myself #than that #do u guys get it. do i have to go eat bricks or do u guys get it. my internal struggle. im like sisyphus #i cant trust other peoples opinions of my and i cant trust my own perceptions #while of course self diagnosis is a wonderful thing i dont want to put a name on myself that serves me no purpose #autism is awesome but do i deserve that title when dont feel like i own it wether i am autistic or not #im just so conflicted. #do you get it. do you get me. am i being reasonable . am i just fighting a truth about myself or are my doubts realistic. but the Evidence. #im so tired #i do not wanna b one of those tiktok girlies saying theyr hyperfixated on cooking pasta #Now do you get me #all my long winded rabbit trail rambles out of me before i finally get to my one point condensed conclusion #and now i just cant delete the rest of my tags because of all my time spent on them #enjoy my indentity crisis lol #i Might delete some of these tags later

[chialattea]

Nami WIP + some chibi doodles heheeee

#chia draws #one piece #nami one piece #cat burglar nami #Nami #i love women #this piece is kicking my ass tho #like I’m trying to find my style but it’s all #confusing #like what do I want to achieve with my drawings? what do I want to focus on? #in other news I am now cooking as a way to procrastinate #thank you dunmeshi and the bear #I made bread and fresh pasta and carbonara and lemon curd #I love cooking man #idk why but my butter cookies always end up too hard #I’m gonna make some tangerine dishes so I can pretend I’m cooking for Nami #that way I trick myself into self care #anywayyyys #I love Nami so muchhhh #and idk how people have such cute tumblr layouts I don’t really get httml #I’m a STEM girlie but coding? not my forte #lately I’ve been thinking about one piece from a biotech standpoint #like tf do you mean nobody knows what DNA is besides judge and Vegapunk #they know some diseases are congenital but don’t know about DNA #huuuuuhhhh? #anyways I’m writing a fic about an OC funding a science journal in OP #it’s a lot of fun #art wip #unfinished

[allenwalkerbitch]

It's genuinely going to be so hard to get out of the habit of calling the former Bookman Junior "Pasta"

#in my mind pasta=long hair and round glasses #it's been like that for so long lmao #what do you mean past allen didn't look like that? #dgm spoilers #dgm 251

[pastamurdercats]

Okay so I drew @girlashfur's designs because I thought they were fun and good so here you are!

#Hi idk if youll see this and I hope you dont mind me drawing your designs i just liked them #and i think your blog is very good so i just wanted to do this #so take this i can delete it if you dont like it #warrior cats #warriors #my art #art #pasta scribbles #thunderclan #ashfur #ashpaw #ashkit #ferncloud #fernpaw #fernkit #power of three #waca #ashfur wc #ashfur warriors #ferncloud wc #ferncloud warriors #idk what else to tag this take this im going back into the hole and will get to asks at some point in my life

[leclercsbf]

love when a man refuses to hire a stylist and a personal chef despite having enough money to hire at least five of each.

#🎪 #charles leclerc #his terrible cooking and questionable fashion choices do wonders to humanize him #when you have someone as attractive and talented as charles leclerc it’s hard to grasp the notion that he’s Just Some Guy #but then you see his clothes and his crunchy pasta and you get reminded that he’s just like us fr #no one’s allowed to be perfect so god had to nerf him

[carfuckerlynch]

u guys ever get. weird vibes from a guy

#odhran.txt #the guy they sent over from the other restaurant the help out today #he kept calling me chef in a way that felt. weirdly condescending #at one point i was telling him how to make one of the pastas and he goes ‘oh yeah show me how baby’ #like he would make something and he’d hand me a spoon and be like. tell me chef. and i’m like. dude i’m literally not #like he wanted me to tell him what the pasta needed before service which. dude if you can’t taste 4 seasoning idk what ur doing worst sauté #he also he himmed me to the cdc at the other restaurant.

[caricature-of-a-witch]

reminder to self:

did you know? waiting mode can be used to do small chores instead of scrolling tumblr

#Ash's ramblings #don't mind me I'm just gonna see if queueing this every now and then might make me more functional #Like. I can do the dishes while waiting for the pasta to boil. What a concept! #Or put away the laundry. Put the empty bottle to the recycling. Groundbreaking. #If this is a me problem just ignore or filter this post lol if you think it might be helpful feel free to reblog idk #queue

[puppyeared]

man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please

#im being serious btw. the sauce to rice ratio is very important and sacred to me #whenever i eat at home i get to choose how much sauce i can have with my rice because i dont like absolutely dousing it but i still wanna b #able to taste it yanno. i dont do well with slippery/saucy foods and ive given up trying to understand it. it might be a sensory thing #i am so sorry to admit this on the soup website but i cant handle thick/chunky sauces or curry. forgive me #the worst part is that i actually can handle and even enjoy some like caldereta and congee. but its so hard to tell people ill eat this but #not that.. its embarassing because it feels like im making exceptions. which i am!! because its preference!! but alas #but anyway with the sauce scale. i was thinking it would be nice to include a scale for how much sauce you want with a dish #rather than just skirting away from a food because you feel like you cant handle the texture or feel unsure about it #sauce could be adjustable without completely changing the recipe so it would be more like a matter of quantity or serving size #also i feel like i can make cool names for the scale. like “light drizzle” to “sauceageddon” #im asian so when i eat sauce i pair it with rice and it works because the rice kind of cancels out or makes the sauce more tolerable for me #with caldereta i make it an even 50/50 because i can taste it in the rice without the texture getting in the way #but with pasta and sauce its normally 1/3 sauce because the pasta normally isnt enough to cancel it out #i also grew up with relatives making fun of my eating habits and i really really hate eating at restaurants and gatherings because of it #maybe its because they want to make sure im eating right but!! you dont have to call me out for my 1/3 portion of spaghetti sauce!! damn!!! #anyway im not sure if anyone feels the same abt this and maybe its just me. but it would be really nice to have this a normal thing #without judging ppl for their eating habits and preferences. on god #yapping #food ment #EDIT: ASKING FOR SAUCE ON THE SIDE. MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED. I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A THING

[starshine-shimmyshufflesmile]

Assad Zaman via instagram

#Gonna need more booty. #Nothing wrong with being built like Daniel but your playing Armand dude 10 lbs more padding on those cheeks isn't negotiable #Assad zaman #Armand #Seriously Assad do you like Italian? I'd be happy to feed you pasta #Armand's beautiful big brown eyes #Armand: baby's got back

[ninjafuuzz]

Hoffstrahm AU kinda thing idk

CW for mental health issues and su!c!de

OK LISTEN

What if post-glass coffin Hoffstrahm AU where Hoffman spares Strahm bc he pussies out at the end and couldn’t bear seeing Strahm die after his arm was starting to snap. Hoffman fixes him up (does a lowsy job at it ofc), Strahm miraculously survives the injury , he gets kidnapped and thrown in some cabin in the countryside where Hoffman feeds him and stuff, keeping him alive. Peter, still shell-shocked and helplessly incapacitated, stays with him. So Strahm lives but is so PTSD-ridden he can’t even function normally, he gets paranoia and panic attacks and practically depends on Hoffman like a little child.

LIKE okay I know this is kinda another typical “Strahm-survives” kind of premise for a fic but listen. While Hoffman, who is, at the time, still the cold-blooded selfish murderer that he is, initially treats Strahm like a dog and lets him live out of mere pity, he SLOWLY realises, through his actions, that he actually wants to care and protect this utterly broken man who’s a result of his doings, and inevitably falls in love. (cue the florence nightingale effect) Hoffman begins cooking him meals, from imprisoning him inside the home to walking with him everyday when the sky’s clear, washing his hair, showing him his favorite films or music, letting Peter sleep in his arms whenever he has a nightmare.

I suppose we could imagine Strahm being so traumatised and wounded he’s drained of his usual rationality and temper and that’s why he lets Hoffman baby him. But of course Strahm isn’t COMPLETELY broken. His symptoms lessen, he gets better but still has frequent attacks. After some time he regains his usual wit and nature. At one point of course he simply realises what’s been happening and goes batshit angry. Hoffman sympathetically and patiently works it out with him. Strahm resists at first, perhaps by trying to kill Hoffman and escape or even attempting k!ll!ng himself. After trial and error and lots and lots of blood sweat and tears, Strahm starts realising that Hoffman genuinely cares… and not out of pity, but love. His mental instability and wanted status leaves him crawling back to Hoffman whenever he tries to run away.

Eventually Hoffman stops killing and cuts ties with Kramer. All his resentment and vengeance now replaced by his attachment to Peter. As for Strahm, he takes a tad longer to give in, and to accept the fact that he’s actually content and at peace when he’s with Hoffman and break through the moral boundary(aka the fact that Hoffman used to be a reckless bloodthirsty killer). Hoffman pretty much retires and wants to pursue a different way of living with Strahm.

And after everything, they end up becoming two runaways living in a wooded cabin surrounded by forests and mountains, secluded from a tiny town where they work together among the locals, indifferent to the past they’ve left behind. They’d go hiking and fishing, watch all the shitty films Mark would bring home, plant a garden, cut lumber, play-fight and cuddle in grass fields. Mark tending to Peter whenever he gets a panic attack, Peter learns to get used to receiving such solace. Slowly it becomes this usual, domestic thing between them. Perhaps one day one of them would propose to the other. Perhaps they’d grow old together, too.

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P/S i was listening to The Bug Collector by Haley Heynderickx when I had this thought. i suppose i kind of saw this poetic analogy between “the bug” and Strahm’s chronic issues and inner conflicts that Hoffman wants to get rid of while Hoffman is the “bug collector” so to speak??.. idk interpret it however you will but this song truly inspired the whole mess. kinda fitted the misty earthy mountains vibe i was going for with this prompt too. really suggest you guys give the song a listen its beautiful. i also suggest checking out the genius annotation of the lyrics

#prompt #sawposting #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #did i just… do something? #i dunno has this been done yet #i had an epiphany #sorry for the terrible writing im not a writer like at all #but DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT IM SEEING #HRFNGGG IMAGINE HOW TENDER THIS COULD BE #this is like a strahm dies at the end fix-it fic of a sort #but painfully self indulgent #like holy fuck lumberjack!hoffstrahm #hurt/comfort turned domestic fluff #ao3 writers work your magic #this was actually very much inspired by that wonderful fic #im half crying rn #burnt my pasta sauce while writing this #i need to lay down after this