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[direhuman]

oh shit for real?

Oh Porygon2™, I’m just feeling real low…

#orewing #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

it's dangerous to go alone, take this!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THANK YOU TUMBLR USER OREWING FOR THIS PHENOMENAL GIFT #POKEMON #direhuman tags his asks #orewing #pumpkaboo

[direhuman]

Are we allowed to re draw your art and give you credit of course.If not thts fine

I’m not sure what art I’ve done that’s good enough to be redrawn? Can you be more specific?

#rainer1010408 #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

may I pease use your pokemon Pepe Silvia gif to explain the pokemon tcg to people.... Pease

sure, go nuts

#sophistdefunk #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

part of me wants to say that you'd be.... psychic grass type

finally

i shall become the weed

#Anonymous #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

“Outing bad. Murder good. False imprisonment even better! Also I don’t understand the legal system because I’m too busy trying to be garbage. Woohoo!” -you, a little bitch

I’ll bold this and put it in caps for the reading- and critical thinking-impaired.

IT’S A MOVIE. WITH WRITERS.

WRITERS WHO CHOSE TO HAVE THE LINCHPIN OF THIS SCENE REVOLVE AROUND GAY STEREOTYPES.

ELLE WOODS, FICTIONAL CHARACTER, COULD HAVE SHOWN HER QUICK-THINKING AND DEDUCTIVE REASONING IN COUNTLESS OTHER WAYS.

THE WRITERS CHOSE TO HAVE HER OUT A GAY MAN IN PUBLIC BASED ON “LOL HE’S CATTY AND LIKES FASHION, HE MUST BE GAY” BULLSHIT.

HER CLIENT ALREADY HAD AN AIRTIGHT ALIBI. SHE CHOSE TO COVER THAT UP (WHICH IS ITS OWN SET OF PROBLEMS, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO GO INTO THAT) IN ORDER TO GAMBLE ON THE WOMAN’S LIFE.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS RESPOND “OH, YES, I’M ACTUALLY BISEXUAL, I’M CHEATING ON MY BOYFRIEND TOO” AND HER WHOLE GAMBIT WOULD HAVE BLOWN UP IN HER FACE ANYWAY.

HOMOPHOBIC STEREOTYPES.

QUEERCODING VILLAINS.

BI ERASURE.

LEGALLY BLONDE IS A GOOD MOVIE BUT THE ENDING IS HOT GARBAGE.

I’M SORRY YOUR FAVE DID SOMETHING SHITTY.

IF YOU WANT TO BLAME SOMEONE, BLAME THESE PEOPLE:

#Anonymous #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

Stop fucking reaching so hard and getting vicariously upset for other people

I’m sure this message has some sort of context to it but uh

#Anonymous #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

op of that post about figuring out your identity is an aphobe unfortunately

That’s a shame. What is it with people identifying as ace, moving on to a different identity, retroactively declaring asexuality to be fake, and then making posts about how your journey is valid? How do you go about sitting on that cognitive dissonance?

I think I’d like to keep it up just for the asexual addition at the end, though. Thanks for telling me.

#Anonymous #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

uh, for the music recs, I dunno if it should be a song or a band/artist, so like, try Thank You Scientist

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

I like their sound a lot! I went through their album Stranger Heads Prevailand that kind of prog rock is definitely my thing; I literally cannot say no to any band with a trumpet.

send me song recs!

#terryl-fied #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

Would you mind if I recorded the apricorn/pokeball discourse for a fandom fest, "Out of the Auditary?" It would be posted on AO3, and proper attribution would be given, of course!

Well, the only content on the post that’s mine is the OP with the gif I made, so that part’s fine by me!

#kitsuneheart #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

ty for speeding up the nba theme and exposing me to the world of sped up sports themes. like 80% of them sound like jrpg bossfights

God you’re welcome, that shit is amazing

#noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination #direhuman tags his asks #testimonials

[direhuman]

Acrobatics, Arcana, Endurance

Acrobatics - Have your players ever made you have to quickly rework/improvise an entire adventure?

Never too bad, but there’s been more that one occasion where “oh no! the minor villain who I wanted to escape to use later got away! let’s do other things for a while” instead caused the players to spend a huge amount of resources dropping everything and giving chase. Still, that’s a pretty good way to find out what your players want instead of just guessing.

Arcana -  What is your most crazy/insane/bizarre tabletop experience?

I ran a game in a mental hospital using chess pieces for figures and dominos to make a grid, with a few pregen character sheets having to be made from scratch paper with markers. It’s a good thing I know a ton of the rules by heart by now.

Endurance - What’s your worst tabletop experience?

A truly miserable DM back in college who wanted to “subvert player expectations” by cranking up the difficulty on every encounter and “give the players freedom” by pushing us into a dangerous setting without any hints or direction. Clearly we were not the target market for his ideas.

#tabletop rpgs #dungeons and dragons #skipperdamned #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

Bluff, Nature, Stealth

Bluff - What’s the most unlikely success your players have pulled off?

Ah, that’s all a matter of expectations. The players I’ve gamed for in the past aren’t really the LET’S TRY SOMETHING DANGEROUS AND RIDICULOUS type, so them crashing into too-dangerous situations isn’t a big problem usually. Still, I’m thankful I rolled low that one time someone set off a gunpowder keg to clear some monsters while they were in the blast radius, otherwise that would have probably been a character death right then and there. Constitution, kids, always invest.

Nature - Do you like using props/minis or do you prefer using a bare table? 

I have an enormous pile of plastic minis back home in Chicago, and even using Roll20 I’m always making maps and custom tokens.

Stealth - Have you ever completely surprised your players?

Way way back I had a smallish game centered around a remote town, and boy howdy did the players not get that the mayor was a necromancer that the other townfolks were terrified of until he literally pulled up skeletons in front of them.

#dungeons and dragons #tabletop rpgs #spinosaurusregina #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

Wouldn't a Steven Universe nonbinary sauce be a gender fluid?

AAAAYYYYYYYYY

#theguilteaparty #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

You still alive?

Allegedly

#theguilteaparty #direhuman tags his asks

[direhuman]

you know what sucks? going into the hots tag and every third post being an entitled overwatch fan complaining about how much they hate hots :(

LMAO pretty much

See also: the non-Overwatch section of the HotS community shitting and pissing their pants every time an Overwatch character is added

#meigender #direhuman tags his asks