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pesterloglog · 5 months

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Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas

Act 5, page 2027

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TA: KK dont fliip your 2hiit about thii2 but iim 2ettiing you up two play a game wiith 2ome people.

CG: WHY WOULD I FLIP MY SHIT ABOUT THAT.

TA: becau2e you fliip your 2hiit about everythiing.

CG: WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS.

CG: HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.

CG: JUST SITTING THERE ON THE SKILLET, GETTING BURNED ON ONE SIDE.

CG: IT'S A MIRACLE.

TA: oh no are you iinto miiracle2 now two becau2e iif you are youre fiired preemptiively from the game.

CG: FUCK NO.

TA: ok niice.

CG: MIRACLES ARE LIKE POOP STAINS ON GOD'S UNDERWEAR.

TA: eheheh makiing fun of people2 reliigiion2 i2 the be2t thiing two do.

CG: THAT'S WHY HE HIDES THEM, THEY'RE FUCKING EMBARRASSING.

CG: GOD LAUNDERS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

TA: eheheheheh riight on but let2 2hut our mouth2 a 2econd and talk about thii2 game.

TA: iitll only be a 2econd really you dont have two do two much.

CG: OK, GOOD, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY BUSY TONIGHT.

CG: WHAT IS THIS THING ANYWAY, WHY ALL THE SECRECY.

TA: well the 2hort 2tory ii2 that iit2 an iimmer2iive 2iimulatiion that you play wiith a group.

TA: the long 2tory ii2 that the fate of our ciiviiliizatiion depend2 on u2 playiing iit.

TA: heh ii gue22 the long one wa2 2horter than the 2hort one FUCK.

CG: THAT SOUNDS LIKE MELODRAMATIC BULLSHIT BUT COMING FROM YOU COLOR ME UNSURPRISED.

TA: 2crew you vanta2 thii2 2hiit2 more real than kraft grub2auce.

CG: RIGHT OK.

CG: SO YOU MADE THIS GAME?

TA: no no.

TA: more liike ii adapted iit.

CG: FROM WHAT.

TA: 2ome crazy technology AA dug out of 2ome ruiin2.

TA: havent you talked two her about iit?

CG: MAN, NO.

CG: I CAN'T TALK TO HER, SHE'S SO SPOOKY.

CG: I DON'T KNOW WHY MOST OF OUR FRIENDS ARE SUCH PSYCHOS.

TA: probably iit2 becau2e mo2t troll2 are.

TA: iif you heard what ii heard every niight ii mean WOW FUCK.

CG: NO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR WEIRD MUTANT BRAIN.

CG: AND DON'T SCAN MINE OR WHATEVER, IT'S OFF LIMITS YOU DOUCHE.

TA: ii told you liike a biilliion tiime2 ii cant do that you nub2lurping fuckpod.

CG: WHY ARE YOU TWO UP TO THIS SECRET STUFF.

CG: WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?

TA: KK iim 2orry but really iit2 kiind of a priivate matter between me and her and iid appreciiate iit iif that wa2 re2pected.

CG: OH GOD.

CG: STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE.

CG: IT'S A REPUGNANT QUALITY.

TA: ok how about you take your own adviice you are 2uch a blubberiing hypocriite.

TA: youre lucky iim 2o fuckiing magnaniimou2 and chariitable cau2e otherwii2e there2 no chance iid wa2te my tiime on you.

CG: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT, THIS ACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE A HOTSHOT, YOU KNOW YOU HATE YOURSELF.

TA: nobody hate2 hiim2elf more than you iidiiot.

CG: YEAH WELL I HATE YOU WAY MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF, AND THAT'S FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING.

CG: IN FACT I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF AND YOU HATE YOURSELF AND YOU HATE ME COMBINED.

TA: oh fuck that noii2e iin every leakiing oriifiice iit2 got you know ii hate the combiined product of you and my2elf more than you could ever begiin two hate me and my2elf and you and your2elf on your wor2t day 2o FUCKIING DEAL WIITH IIT.

CG: OK, TIME OUT FOR THE IDIOT.

CG: THE IDIOT GETS A TIME OUT AND SHUTS UP FOR A SECOND.

CG: THAT'S YOU.

CG: JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS GAME.

TA: ok well iill 2end you a download 2oon.

TA: iim 2ett1ng up two team2.

TA: liike two 2eparate competiing team2 2o that there2 a better chance of at lea2t one group wiinniing.

TA: and al2o ii gue22 two 2ee which one can wiin fa2ter.

CG: OK LET ME GUESS.

CG: THERE'S A RED TEAM AND BLUE TEAM, RIGHT?

TA: yeah.

TA: youre on the red team.

TA: ii wiill be the leader of the blue.

CG: OK, THEN I GUESS I CAN PICK MY TEAMMATES THEN?

TA: uh...

TA: bro youre not the red team leader.

TA: ii piicked GC for that.

CG: WHAT????????????????????

TA: dude ii diid NOT thiink youd be iintere2ted iin thii2 dont act all offended.

CG: OH WOW NOW I SEE.

CG: REALLY FUCKING CLEVER, PICKING THE BLIND GIRL TO LEAD THE TEAM YOUR COMPETING WITH.

CG: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATER LOWLIFE FUCKING SCUMBAG WITH NO SCRUPLES OR SELF ESTEEM AND WERE BASICALLY WORTHLESS ON EVERY LEVEL, BUT SOMEHOW I'M STILL DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

TA: yeah ii am 2uch an iidiiot for not rewardiing your bubbly per2onaliity and iimpeccable people 2kiill2 wiith a leader2hiip giig.

TA: what an iincon2iiderate knuckle2ponged a22hole ii have been.

CG: I AM A HATCHED LEADER AND YOU KNOW IT.

TA: ii know your fiilthy 2eedflap ii2 flutteriing iin the profane breeze that2 2hootiing out your 2tiinkiing meal tunnel.

TA: ii do know that much.

CG: HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COCOON IN THE MORNING KNOWING YOU'RE THE WORST THING A UNIVERSE WAS EVER RESPONSIBLE FOR?

CG: ALSO IT MUST BE HARD WITH YOUR HANDS TO PERSISTENTLY BOTHERING EVERY MUTATED SET OF GENITALS PEPPERING THAT GHASTLY HUSK YOU PAWN OFF AS A BODY.

CG: HAS A FEMALE EVER LOOKED AT YOU WITHOUT AT ONCE TURNING SKYWARD AND ERUPTING LIKE A VOMIT VOLCANO, ANSWER ME THAT.

TA: thii2 ii2 2o iimmature, iim ba2iically ju2t laughiing here at how iimmature you are.

TA: liike ii really giive a fuck who the red leader ii2.

TA: you want two be the leader fiine talk two GC about iit.

CG: I GUESS THESE CONVERSATIONS WE HAVE DO GET KIND OF EMBARRASSING IN RETROSPECT.

CG: ARE WE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE BECAUSE OF STUFF I SAID.

TA: eheheheh you LIITERALLY a2k me that every tiime are you jokiing.

TA: ii cant even tell anymore.

CG: IT'S A JOKE MORON.

CG: HONESTLY I'M JUST GLAD NOBODY ELSE IS PRIVVY TO OUR CONVERSATIONS.

CG: ACTUALLY WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PACT TO DELETE THIS ONE FROM OUR LOGS, I'M JUST SHUDDERING HERE SCROLLING UP AND READING THIS.

TA: yeah ok.

#homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #homestuck act 5 #page 2027 #homestuck act 5 act 1

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 years

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Vriska, scam calling Sollux: Hello, how are you tod8y?

Sollux: great!

Vriska: Good. I’m calling 8ecause your IP address has 8een compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

Sollux: okay! there ii2 one thiing ii’m wonderiing, though

Vriska: What?

Sollux: you really couldn’t thiink of a better liie?

Vriska: ........

Sollux: liike, my “iip addre22 ha2 been compromii2ed.” how, exactly, doe2 an iip addre22 become “compromii2ed”?

Vriska: ................

Sollux: ii wa2 ju2t wonderiing, ii2 all

Vriska: Why did you answer?

Sollux: ..

Sollux: what?

Vriska: If you knew this wasn’t a legitim8 call, then why did you answer?

Sollux: oh, ii ju2t though ii would have 2ome fun at your expen2e.

Vriska: What expense? Talking is no expense to me >::::)

Sollux: well, you’re currently not accomplii2hiing your goal

Vriska: My goal?

Sollux: your goal of 2cammiing my tech iilliiterate moiiriial. you’re not accomplii2hiing that. ii’d call that an expen2e.

Vriska: Well, can I scam you?

Sollux: ..

Sollux: diid you- diid you a2k iif you can 2cam me?

Vriska: Yes. Can I scam you?

Sollux, baffled: 2ure, you can try

Vriska: You need to get in front of your computer

Sollux: yeah, that’2 2tiill a problem. ii’m eatiing tater tot2 riight now and ii really don’t feel liike gettiing up.

Vriska: Okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

Sollux: ii miight not an2wer. my moiiriial defiiniitely won’t.

Vriska: You answered tod8y.

Sollux: …touché?

Vriska: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good d8y.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #sollux captor #vriska serket #mod terezi #an ideal blackrom should involve plenty of making the other look like an absolute fool

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spidersfanfics · 3 years

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Erisol Kismesisstude | Fluff

There isn’t enough cute Erisol content out there. I would have posted this sooner but for some reason I didn’t really like it initially? Looking back it’s pretty cute so here you go.

Eridan crept silently through down a hallway, glancing cautiously around corners before crossing any doorway. He tightened his grip on his gun and his pulse quickened as he approached his target.

His gentle footfalls went undetected and he managed to creep up until he was mere inches away. "Freeze, rebel scum."

Sollux flinched and whirled around, "Fuck, ED, you actually managed two 2neak up on me, jegu2." For a moment he was almost impressed, but he regained his composure quickly.

"II thought we agreed to cool iit wiith the 2hiity role play when we were out of the hiive." He tried to sound angry but his face was tinged yellow and there was no real bite to his words.

Eridan chuckled, "Oh come noww, Sol. Can't a guy havve his fun?" He took a step forward, closing what small gap had remained between them.

With one quick motion, he grabbed Sollux's wrist and pinned his arm behind his back, preventing him from using his laser gun. He let his own gun fall to his side, swinging on the chain that attached it to his vest.

Sollux tensed up and tried to break away but unsurprisingly, the violet blood was far stronger. "Aren't you gonna 2hoot me? Ju2t get iit over wiith. Don't worry, ii'll kiick your a22 later toniight." Sollux stuck his forked tongue out at Eridan, a mocking smile on his face.

His eyes glowed faintly with psionics, hoping to catch his kismesis off guard, but before he could do anything to free himself, Eridan reached up with his free hand and flicked Sollux on the temple. A sharp pain shot through his head, and he shook his head with irritation. "2adii2tiic a22hole," he hissed.

Eridan chuckled softly, "Don't be such a wwriggler." He leaned in and whispered conspiratorially, "Evveryone else is busy fighting it out on the other side of the building, wwe'vve got some time to ourselves."

Sollux rolled his eyes, "2cared you can't wiin on 2kiill alone?" He taunted, "II2 that why you've re2orted two 2uch underhanded tactiic2?"

"Oh shut it lowwblood," Eridan growled, his grip tightening. "I'll wwin this game howwevver I damn wwell please. But for now, I'd like to wwin something else." He stepped forward again, pressing himself against Sollux who shrank back instinctively. In just a few steps, the two were backed up against a corner.

For just a moment, Eridan's expression softened. It was fun to get the upper hand against his kismesis every now and again. Sollux's snarl wavered and Eridan took it as a cue to lean in and kiss him.

To his credit, Sollux tried to resist, for about two seconds.

When at last they pulled apart, Sollux took a second to catch his breath before baring his fangs at Eridan, "II hate you."

"I hate you too," Eridan replied with a grin. Just then, there was a yelp somewhere close by, followed by a string of colourful swearing. Eridan sighed, "Oh look, time's up."

He dropped Sollux's wrist and before the goldblood could react, Eridan grabbed his own gun and shot Sollux in the chest. "No hard feelings," he winked and turned to run.

Sollux growled, "Not 2o fa2t, fii2hdiick," he spat, eyes flaring. With a crack, his psionics shot forth, ensnaring Eridan and freezing him in place. Sollux clenched his fists, concentrating and a moment later, the lights on Eridan's equipment fizzled and died.

"Wwhat did you just do?" Eridan demanded, straining against his restraints but to no avail.

Sollux snickered and walked past him, giving him a condescending pat on the cheek as he passed. "Don't worry, ED. II'm 2ure you'll be able to afford the damage co2t2. Enjoy lo2iing."

He blew him one last sarcastic parting kiss and ran off, waiting until he was well out of sight before releasing Eridan.

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"You're fuckiing kiidiing me." Sollux and Eridan stood next to each other, staring up at the scoreboard. "How diid your team 2tiill wiin? You were down a player!"

Eridan smirked, "Guess wwe're just better."

Sollux scoffed, "No, all iit mean2 ii2 that you contriibute nothiing."

"Don't be such a sore loser," Eridan pouted, turning away from the scoreboard to join the rest of their friends who were busy debating where they should go for dinner. "If it makes you feel any better, I'll take you up on that offer from earlier."

Sollux hurried to keep pace with him and laughed, "What, two kiick your a22? Gladly."

#Eridan Ampora #Sollux Captor #Erisol #Erisol Black #Kismesisstude #Laser Tag #Fluff #Homestuck #Spider Writes Homestuck

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jaybehindtheslaughter · 3 years

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Fiinally makiing an iintro for my blog!

So welcome, iim shiit at makiing these!

And iits 2 am!

Fiirst iim sorry ii gotta drop the self promotiion

https://linktr.ee/AceBehindTheSlaughter

These are my only accounts for sociial mediia stuff that ii want people seeiing, iif you know of another one thats me you’re probably a close friiend and thats alriight :))

AnywaY! Onto the shiit people actually probably maybe care about

The names Jay, or you can also call me steven! (Eiither one iis fiine but ii prefer Jay a biit more)

ii go by he/void

Alright thats partiially a joke. Fuck you is an old reference to something but fuck you.

Uh what else

Tiimezone iis EST! easten standard tiime because iim a candiian fuck

ii fuckiing love art (diid ii say that already?) and collabs and commiissiions are open! ..kiind of

Just

Talk to me about that

my dms are always open! ii may not respond riight away..or ii miight just keyboard spam iin some cases but ii swear thats not you, thats me and my lack of abiiliity to have a good conversatiion and also sociial anxiiety go burr

uh..ii really liike musiic and drawiing! My favouriite artiist/band iis wiillwood/wiillwood and the tapeworms!

iim a miinor so fuck you

(iif ii ever actually say fuck you to you ii swear to fuck ii don’t mean iit iim just..ii honestly say iit as a joke to people ii feel comfortable around and people ii consiider close friiends!)

iif you cant tell ii type wiith a typiing quiirk and yes, iits homestuck iinspiired ig iidk man

What else

iim shiit about descriibiing myself and iintros uh..oh yeah fandoms!

heres my liist of fandoms ii enjoy/are heaviily fiixated on/have been fiixated on (wiill be added and changed over tiime)

Dsaf/fnaf, subnautiica, detroiit become human, supernatural, fnf, dead by dayliight, (youtubers ii guess? liike mark, jack, eef), homestuck, L4D/L4D2, BATIM, cuphead, Good omens, pokemon, resiident eviil, the eviil wiithiin, doctor who, fallout, skyrim and honestly so much more ii cant thiink of currently.

Hmm..also ii love to rp! liike iif you rp and wanna rp wiith me message me! (ii mostly rp on diiscord so thats where ii would prefer doiing iit, hell ii even make entiire servers for priivate rps.) iim mostly doiing fnaf/dsaf rp’s currently but iim wiilliing to do almost any other fandom ii mentiioned, or iif you have more fandoms iin miind tell me and we can talk about iit! No smut rps though please and thank you, not my cup of tea and also iim a miinor as previiously stated :))

Oo also ii love cosplay! ii havent gotten too much iinto iit due to money restriictiions but hey, iim tryiing :))

Also iim a fuckiing iidiiot

Thats that

Anyway ii thiink thats iit..ii’ll make thiis look niicer later but for now one last note...

iif you dont support lgbtq+ (as iin bully people for iit ect), or are a piiece of shiit liike a pedophiile, or a trump supporter, or just a fuckiing iidiiot that falls under the shiitty human beiing category liike the rest of what iive mentiioned get the ever loviing fuck off my blog.

Lemme double check my ii’s..make sure everythiings spelled correctly..and that looks about iit! thiis shiitfest of an iintro blog iin fiiniished. :))

Ediit- fun fact about my typiing quiirk! ii obviiously double all of my ii’s but ii also replace the y iin words liike very wiith ii’s

So ii say “verii” iinstead of “very” and that goes for other words that end iin y

Ediit 2- WIILLWOOD IIS BEST

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tenmillionwhumperflies · 3 years

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Cloudwalker Series Part 12

Protective Avizon anyone? COMFORTING Avizon? CUDDLE GIVING AVIZON? I hath delivered.

Warnings: References to previous torture, noncon, and humiliation in a character’s past. (Erix shows up at the castle for Dyan who taunts and says some nasty things to Dyan while he’s there).

Master-list Here

Approx WC: 2200

Avizon gave Ihuka almost two weeks of bedrest and steady care until he was ready to start working again. He left him and Dyan alone as much as he could, only seeing them to feed them and check on them for the time being. He didn’t train them. He let them wander some of the grounds, and Ihuka liked sneaking out of bed to look out of the big windows for hours and hours, always lost in thought, hugging his knees and mumbling to himself. Dyan said that he was upset, grieving even, for the freedom and the brother he had lost. Avizon usually just put a blanket over him and left him to it. He was behaving, so it didn’t matter, especially if it was helping him process it all.

But Avizon hated waiting, but this time had to be the exception if he was to win back both of their trusts. He wanted them to be looked after, but he also had so many questions about their powers which he was determined to find the answers to. Just how did their magic work? Was the power confined to their feathers? He didn't know, but he intended to learn as all good sorcerers should. He needed to go to the great library, but that was a few days away and he didn’t want to travel just yet. Perhaps he could speak to his old mentor, Orrien, but he wasn’t sure how pleased he’d be to see him.

For now, that would have to wait. He worked with Dyan where he could, doing harmless tests, asking him questions, getting him to ask Ihuka questions, which most of the time was more fruitful since he was wild. Avizon took it all in, he wrote it all down.

Once Ihuka was more healed, he'd set Dyan off cleaning a massive ballroom with Ihuka's help. Ihuka was rough and unskilled, which came in handy for catching rats and scrubbing the floors whereas Dyan's gentle nature was much more valuable in cleaning the chandeliers and everything else that was fragile. They had a few days to finish the task, but he was confident that by the end this room would practically glow. Ihuka seemed to appreciate the exercise for the most part.

But that day was different, as he sat he felt the presence of another in his castle. He glowered, produced an orb with a wave of his hand which went to seek out whoever was there and guide them to him. He summoned his cloudwalkers to his side like mastiffs. But when the presence found them, Dyan paled.

There stood Erix, Dyan's previous owner, though calling him that made Avizon feel sick. His yellow/orange eyes were piercing compared to his black hair and dark clothes. His skin was sickly pale and he’d let the hair on his chin grow out into a goatee of sorts. Avizon could see the earrings he wore were actually teeth, not any teeth- fangs. Cloudwalker fangs no doubt. Avizon could only just make out a tattoo on his neck, the tips of wings he guessed. Diid he even have a tattoo of one of these poor creatures.

"What are you doing here?" Avizon scowled, stroking Dyan's hair to soothe him.

"I heard you found a lost toy of mine," Erix answered, wiping his snotty nose on his forearm and glaring at Dyan. He shrugged and took out a roll of paper filled with tobacco. Dyan whimpered. Seeing a few faint burns on his shoulders made it clear as to why. Erix lit in with magic by flicking the end of it. "I want him back, he's mine."

Dyan managed a groan, but he was too afraid to shuffle away. He was tense under Avizon's soft touch, as solid as rock but trembling like he was going to crumble into dust. He wouldn't budge, he couldn't stop staring, panicking inside. “M.master, p.please...” he whispered, look up at Avizon’s face.

“Get here, you traitorous little runt- now!” Erix demanded, pointing at his feet. Dyan let out a mercy squeak, and Avizon was surprised to find Dyan quickly began inching towards Erix.

Avizon reached a little further down, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Stay,” he said softly.

Avizon turned to look up at Erix. "I think you'll find he is mine," Avizon purred, running his fingers through his hair, hoping it helped calm him while it also looked possessive. He’d never liked Erix, he was powerful, enough to be a threat at least, but now he loathed him, and he wanted nothing more than to kill him. "I don't like to share, especially not with scum like you."

“I had that little slut first,” Erix snapped. “You still would have one. Give me back what is rightfully mine! I need him!”

“Mind your words,” Avizon glowered, clenching his other fist. “Or you’ll be needing a coffin.”

Erix forced a clearly fake smile. “Payment, then?” Erix placed three bags on the table. "I'm offering you seventy five of the finest diamonds from the Northern Mountains."

"No."

Another bag. "A hundred then, here and now."

"No!" Avizon shot to his feet, hands clenched. Dyan squeaked. "Dyan is not falling back into your slimy hands ever again. He is mine! If you want him, you go through me."

Ihuka fluffed up his black feathers and snarled, focusing on Erix. Erix widened his stance, ready to fight. “Don’t underestimate me-” “Don’t flatter yourself.”

Ihuka growled again, he was all too ready to lash out. “Tell your flea-bitten mutt to stand down before someone gets hurt.” "You'd best be careful Erix, or else you might end up missing a leg, he has quite the bite to him. You have had the gall to ask for the cloudwalker, and I have said no, now leave."

Ihuka moved in front of Dyan without hesitation, without waiting for an order. He seemed to understand the situation.

"Get your stinking slimy body out of my castle before I freeze you and give Ihuka his orders. Ten-"

"He belongs to me!" Erix roared, slamming a fist on the desk, drawing another cry from Dyan. Avizon could hear him sobbing. He brought glowing white power to his hands, ready to attack or defend if necessary. Erix was not getting his little bird!

"Three, two, o-"

"Fine!” Erix spat, and Avizon struggled not to sigh in relief. “I'm going, keep the little rat. I hope you have fun with him. I wouldn’t treat him too nicely, he’ll just escape if you give him nice things and free you’re other cloudwalker as he did with me. I'll find a new one. Oh, and Dyan," he sampled the name on his tongue and smirked coldly, “I hope you can sleep at night knowing what you’ve forced upon some poor innocent bird because you’ve betrayed me.” Dyan whined, dipping his head down. Erix flicked his roll at Dyan, but Avizon quickly deflected it.

But when Erix reached for the bags Avizon slammed his hands down on the desk, the thud echoed across the room. Both cloudwalkers jumped in fright.

"I'll keep the diamonds too. Get. Out. I will be watching you, and if you ever buy or use one of those poor creatures again, I will personally see to it that they eat you alive. Hopefully, your foul flesh won't poison them. Really, I should kill you where you stand!"

"And risk the wrath of the entire city? The evil Avizon kills a man who simply wants to buy his property back?" Erix snorted. “That’s if I don’t kill you first, you’re nothing but a lame and sulking shadow.”

"You think I fear that city? That I could ever fear you?" Avizon brought power to his hands, oh so ready to act.

Dyan whimpered with fear, stopping Avizon's trail of thought but Erix was already storming away.

"Stay, Ihuka. Good bird," Avizon said softly.

He turned to look at Dyan who was leaning against the throne, hugging the corner of it and trying to breathe. He was hyperventilating, with panic so clear in his eyes. He was trying to hide behind his wings, his eyes just peeking over the top.

"Oh, little bird," he murmured. "It's alright, shhh. You're safe. He's gone."

"H.he won't stop until he has me," Dyan cried.

"Do you want me to kill him?"

Dyan couldn't find an answer. "I… I'm not allowed to want anything?" His eyes were red, sore, and carried so much confusion, doubt; fear.

"Answer me, Dyan. You are allowed."

"Then…No, master… you'll get in trouble. O.or you could get hurt."

"I've been in far more trouble than this before. I’ve killed royalty. If he's gone you don't need to fear him anymore, you'll be free and the world will be a better place for it…" Avizon studied his expression. "But… you don't want to run that risk of losing me, do you?.. Well, if you are sure, I will let him live and I'll watch him as best I can to make sure he hurts no one else. Either way, you're safe."

Dyan couldn’t stop crying, he couldn’t calm himself after such a close encounter. Avizon knelt beside him and slowly reached up to rub his back, to hush him and wait for him to calm. Ihuka inched closer and rubbed his head against Dyan's shoulder like a cat until Dyan reached up to hold onto him as he trembled.

"You were very brave, Dyan. I know that was hard for you… You can have the rest of the day off if you wish?" Dyan shook his head. "I. I can't. I have to clean. I'm being bad- I.I can't be bad-" Avizon cupped his cheek. "Look at me, little one."

Dyan did so, but he gulped. Avizon stroked his cheek, hoping it would calm him more. "You are not bad. You are a little treasure and your loyalty astounds me in the best of ways. You've been cleaning for six hours. The ballroom is practically finished, and you both deserve the rest. If you want to stop, to go and lie down or go for a walk with me then that is allowed, I understand cleaning might also make you feel better, but the choice is yours. What do you want to do so you can feel better?"

"I… t.the walk sounds nice…" he managed, nervously wringing out his hands.

Avizon nodded and smoothed the hair out of Dyan's face. "Good boy. Stay here until you've calmed down. I need Ihuka to put everything away, but if you need comfort you can sit on my knee or by my chair and I'll do what I can."

Dyan inched closer once Avizon sat back down, he eased his head into Avizon's lap, his arms reaching around to hug his leg. Avizon stroked his head, doing his best to avoid his damaged horn until Dyan's head flopped against him as he got more exhausted. He was struggling to keep his eyes open the longer Avizon played with his hair. Avizon waited to see if he'd fall asleep but every time he got close he'd startle awake.

Avizon gently picked him up using his powers and eased him onto his lap, putting an arm around him, letting Dyan snuggle against him. Dyan was unsure at first, but he leaned against his chest tucking a wing around himself.

"Sleep, little bird. I'll protect you."

Avizon played with his hair again, helping him to drift off. He eased a little bit of sleep magic into him to help. As he did, he looked down at his broken horn. He could see fragments of power within it, like seams of ore in a freshly mined rock. So there was power in their horns after all… perhaps that did explain why he had less power.

Ihuka returned once everything was put away that needed to be. He looked at Dyan with concerned curiosity, but Avizon smiled softly. "He's alright." He pointed to the bed beside him, inviting Ihuka over. He did so and curled up. Avizon waited until Dyan was in a deep sleep until he used his powers to pick him up, supporting all of his body, and then settled him down in the bed beside Ihuka, who was getting drowsy. Ihuka cuddled into him and settled a little more. Avizon nodded to himself and left them to sleep while he continued his work. He focused on Erix's presence. Its unique feeling. Part of him knew it wouldn't be the last he'd see of him.

He reached forward, took one of the bags and opened it up, letting the content pour onto the table. Sure enough, there were twenty-five stunning gems. He scrutinised them carefully, and true enough they were real, but also familiar. He’d seen the king with these gems before… Had Erix really just tried to buy a cloudwalker from him with his own money? And yet this was so much more than what a typical white winged cloudwalker with a broken horn should be worth. He could have bought at least twenty cloudwalkers with this much money. He really wanted Dyan. Avizon feared it was an obsession. Whether the diamonds had belonged to him or not. He would be back, that much was true.

And Avizon the Terrible would be ready, with all his wrath ready to rain upon anyone who dared try to take his cloudwalkers from him.

#whump #cloudwalker series #tw: noncon #just to be sure eventhough it doesn't happen #avizon #dyan #ihuka #Erix #my writing #whump writing #ohh Erix is a mean bastard #but I have big plans and if you hate him already well that's just gonna get worse

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trashyswitch · 4 years

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Please Go To Sleep...

Thomas is exhausted, and Remy won't leave him alone till he gets his latte. So, Remy decides to use one of his favorite persuasive tactics: tickling.

Well...I'm uploading this fanfic in Toronto. Why am I in Toronto? I have to get some tests on my heart. So...I'm risking my immunocompromised health in the Toronto General Hospital. I'll let you know how things went next time I post, or on Tumblr.

This is Tickletober Day 27: Favorite Spot

Thomas sighed as he laid in the bed in agitation.

“WOOOOO HOOOO! DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’!”

Thomas growled into his pillow.

“Come ON, THOMAS! DON’T BE SUCH A PARTY POOPER!”

Thomas flipped him off.

“HAHA! SEE, YOU GUYS? THOMAS IS HAVING FUN!”

Thomas flopped his hand onto his bed and covered his head with the covers.

“AWWWW! Is Thomas preparing to do the BLANKET WORM?! HELL YEAH! GO THOMAS GO!” Remy started jumping on the bed and fistpumping the air. “GO THOMAS GO! YOU CAN DO IT THOMAS!”

Thomas finally threw a pillow at the man.

Remy pushed the pillow off his own face. “...Well that was rude.” Remy gasped and whimpered to himself. “Thoooomaaaas! You spilt my LATTE!” Remy whined, screaming the word ‘Latte’ like a toddler.

“J-st c-njurrr up -nothrr ooonne.” Thomas said to Remy through his pillow.

“But- NO!” Remy threw the starbucks latte cup at Thomas.

It bonked against the back of Thomas’s head. “Ow” Thomas grunted, rubbing his head.

Remy threw a pair of keys at Thomas next. “WE ARE BUYING ME ANOTHER LATTE. RIGHT NOW.” Remy ordered.

The keys clanged against Thomas’s head, in the exact same spot. “Oooohohow. Remyyyyy!” Thomas whined, wincing and rubbing his head in pain.

“You RUINED MY LATTE! My other white SHIRT, is COVERED IN LATTE! I NEED MY LATTE, OR I’M GONNA HURT SOMEONE!” Remy ordered.

Thomas rolled his eyes and shoved his face further into his pillow. “Y-u kindaa diid.” Thomas muttered.

“GOOD.” Remy shouted. “IT’S ALREADY GETTING BAD THEN.” Remy added, before pouting and crossing his arms in anger.

Thomas scoffed at that. But then he sighed and picked himself up. He got off his bed and wrapped his arms around Remy’s waist. “Come on, Remy. It’s time to sleep.” Thomas told him, lightly resting his chin on Remy’s shoulder.

Remy shook his head. “Mm mm. Not until I get my latte.” Remy ordered.

Thomas groaned. “What about tomorrow?” Thomas offered.

“Earlier.” Remy ordered.

“I can wake up early to get one.” Thomas compromised.

“No you can’t.” Remy told him. “Besides: earlier.” Remy added.

Thomas sighed into his shoulder. “You are just begging for a midnight latte, huh?” Thomas clarified.

Remy whined and bounced impatiently. “Yeeeeeess!” Remy whined back.

“Hmm...You don’t think anything else will help you get into bed with me?” Thomas asked with a smirk.

Remy softened his expression a little, but quickly hardened his expression. “No.”

Thomas smiled and slowly started to pull Remy along into bed. “If we sleep, we can dream about a latte factory.” Thomas offered.

Remy blinked in confusion. “...There are latte factories?” Remy asked.

Thomas shrugged his shoulders and made an ‘I dunno’ humming sound. “Might be.” Thomas told him. “Maybe we can discuss it in bed?” Thomas suggested.

Remy narrowed his eyes and looked away from the man. “No. Not without my latte.” Remy ordered.

Thomas blinked in surprise. He was truly being stubborn tonight. Were latte’s really that important to him?

Remy pulled away from him and turned to face the tired Thomas. “Listen, Thomas. If you don’t get me my Latte, I might need to force you.” Remy warned.

Thomas sniffed a laugh. “And how are you gonna do that?” Thomas asked him, crossing his arms in amusement.

Remy growled in anger, but quickly dropped his behaviour when he found an interesting feature on Thomas:

Thomas’s chest was bare. That gave him ideas to use the most playful, yet strategic version of persuading: tickling.

Remy started to feel a smirk growing on his face as he leaned into Thomas’s ear. “By taking advantage of your bare body.” Remy whispered proudly before pulling Thomas into his own chest. Thomas giggled and rested his head back on Remy’s shoulder, while Remy wrapped his arms around his waist.

Thomas rolled his eyes. “Cuhuhuddling? Your forceful strategy is cuddling?” Thomas specified.

Remy hummed. “Not quite. Close, tho.” Remy replied before lightly poking and skittering his fingers on Thomas’s belly.

Thomas wiggles around a bit and let out slight titters. “Rehemy...wahahahit-” Thomas giggled, wiggling even more before breaking out of his grip.

“What? I’m just giving you belly rubs.” Remy told him as he pulled the man back into his arms.

Thomas yelped and squealed as more of his belly and ribs were poked and squeezed. He knew EXACTLY what Remy was up to, and he was NOT having it. Thomas started wiggling about even more, and struggled in an attempt to get out of his grip once again. But Remy had pulled Thomas further into his chest, locked him in with his arms, and took a big breath:

PBBFFFBBBBTT!

“aaAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! EEHEHEHEHEHE!” Thomas screamed and bursted out laughing.

“Ooooh! Ticklish, I see?” Remy asked with an obvious smile on his face.

Yeheah. You know that already though! You’re a version of me!” Thomas told him as he tried to get away.

“Doesn’t mean I knew how ticklish you are. Especially your neck!” Remy teased, fluttering his fingers on Thomas’s neck.

“Mmhmhmhmhmhehehehehahahahahaha!” Thomas giggled.

“Awww! Coochy coochy coo, my party killer!” Remy teased. He blew another raspberry onto Thomas’s neck.

“NOOOHOHOHO! STAHPIHIHIHIT!” Thomas begged.

“But why would I stop when you were being so rude earlier to me? I think Thomas needs more tickles~” Remy decided with a smirk.

Remy gently walked Thomas to the bed and laid Thomas onto the end of the bed on his back. Remy was standing above him and wiggling his fingers at him in an evil, anticipating manner. Thomas’s face grew red almost instantly as he tried to stop the man or tickle him back. But his sides were a no-go, and his armpits were not even ticklish.

Remy’s smirk widened. “Not ticklish, Thomas~” Remy sing-songed as he poked Thomas’s belly button.

Thomas let out a shriek and attempted to cover it up. But Remy grabbed Thomas’s dominant hand and pinned it to his side with his left, while he dipped and fluttered his finger inside Thomas’s navel. “NAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT MYHYHYHY BEHEHEHE- BEHEHEH- NOHOHOHOHO!” Thomas yelled.

“Not your ‘beEeEe’? What’s a ‘bEeEe’?” Remy asked. Thomas shook his head in frustration, while Remy thought. Suddenly, Remy gasped and snapped his finger like he connected the dots! “Ooooh! Do you mean your belly button?!” Remy asked. Thomas looked away, embarrassed. “It’s because I LOVE belly buttons! They’re so tiny, but FILLED with ticklish nerves just waiting to be plucked and played to my enjoyment!” Remy teased as he poked and scratched in his belly button.

Thomas giggled and whined as he covered up his face with his free hand.

Remy giggled as he continued. “Is poor Tommy too embarrassed to say the b-word?” Remy teased.

“BITCH!” Someone yelled suddenly, prompting Remy to stop

Remy and Thomas blinked in surprise and turned their heads to the source of the sound. Hidden behind the dresser, was a mustached version of Thomas, who was shirtless and dawned a white highlight in his hair.

“Is bitch the word you were talking about?” Remus asked, holding up a yipping chihuahua.

Remy sighed and proceeded to ignore him by tickling Thomas’s belly button to make him laugh again. Thomas’s red blush was right back onto his face in seconds as he squeaked and laughed while pushing Remy with his free left hand.

Remus’s smile dropped as he realized what they were doing wasn't dirty whatsoever. In fact, it was the complete opposite. So, Remus rolled his eyes and lowered himself back into the imagination.

Remy chuckled. “Wow! If tickling is the hidden key to getting Remus to leave, we should tickle you more often!” Remy told him. Thomas shook his head instinctively as his pushing against Remy weakened and lessened. The tickling was weakening him to the point where he couldn’t even push his own sleep persona off himself! “Uh oh...looks like someone is weeeaaakeniiing~” Remy teased.

Thomas tried to cover half his face up in the bed comforter. “NOOOOHOHOHOhohohoho!” Thomas yelled.

“Oooohoho, I think it iiiiis! Are the tickle-tickle-tickles on your belly-belly button making you all weak and giggly?” Remy teased, going for his sides to lessen the tickles a bit.

“KIHIHIhihihindahahaha…” Thomas admitted.

Remy tsked to himself. “Well, looks like I accidentally gave you what you wanted then.” Remy told him. Remy stopped tickling him and wiped away the ghost tickles as well. “I suppose I can wait till tomorrow morning to get my latte.” Remy decided.

Thomas let out a sigh of relief as he recovered from the one-sided tickle fight. “Ohoho boy...okay.” Thomas replied.

Remy tilted his head. “You okay?” Remy asked him.

Thomas chuckled and leaned his head back on the bed. “Yeah.” He replied. Thomas reaches his arms out to Remy, silently asking him for a hug.

Remy nodded his head eagerly and hugged him without even thinking. Thomas happily hugged the man and cuddled him. Remy smiled. “Feeling cuddly now?” Remy asked.

Thomas grunted tiredly. “Mm hmm…” He kinda replied. Remy started to feel his eyes slowly getting a little heavy. He watched Thomas as he closed his eyes and began shallowly sleeping. He was too self-conscious to try and move now, because he may wake Thomas up by accident. As much as he wanted his latte…Thomas’s sleep mattered just a little more to him. He was Thomas’s sleep, after all. There were times when Thomas used to ignore Remy’s begs to go to sleep. But now that Thomas was an adult, he listened to Thomas more. In fact tonight, Thomas had to encourage Remy to head to bed! Talk about irony.

When Remy and Thomas woke up the next morning, it was 9am. Thomas smiled and gave Remy a forehead kiss. “Good morning Remy.” He greeted him.

Remy immediately shot up and pulled the covers off himself. “LATTE HERE WE COME!” Remy shouted, scooting himself out of bed and pulling his shoes on.

Thomas bursted out laughing. “Come here, you go-getter!” Thomas ordered playfully, wrapping his arms around Remy’s chest and pulling him back into bed. “NoOoOoOo!” Remy whined childishly, squirming about. “Come ooooonnn Thomas! I want my Latte! I waited all night for it like a good boy!” Remy begged.

“Nope! Not happening. First, I need my morning revenge.” Thomas explained proudly, wiggling his fingers at him.

“WAIT- NAAHAHAHAHA! THOHOHOHOM!” Remy shouted.

A HA! So you ARE TICKLISH! I was just going for the wrong SPOT!” Thomas declared.

...Let’s just say Remy’s morning latte ended up being an hour later than usual.

#ticklefic #switch!remy #switch!thomas #platonic relationships

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fictionkinfessions · 3 years

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(please post on 4/13) happy biirthday egbert 8). you were fun two be around even iif ii diidnt really expre22 that well, and you worked 2o hard duriing the game. liike 2eriiou2ly, you diid 2o much, god damn. ii hope you have a good day. you de2erve iit. - your buddy, 2ollux

“(please post on 4/13) happy birthday egbert 8). you were fun two be around even if i didnt really express that well, and you worked so hard during the game. like seriously, you did so much, god damn. i hope you have a good day. you deserve it. - your buddy, sollux “

#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #johnegbertkin #solluxkin #homestuckkin #happy birthday!#hstxt #mod party cat!

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eridanromantic · 3 years

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purp1e guy moot + venomous

we11 ii guess we're a1ready friiends but ii want to be more friiends ii guess?? 1iike not so diistant or whatever now ii'm ramb1iing diid you know that there are over 200 speciies of biirds iin new york ciity, and there are on1y 494 iin new york iitse1f? yeah, that's actua111y crazy. ii shou1d get back to stardew?

(The actual friend thing) i mean. We don't interact much tumblr wise it's mainly disc so. Yeah i understand.

(Bird) WOAH I ACTUALLY. I NEVER KNEW THAT. THAT'S. THAT'S FUCKING WILD WHAT.

(Stardew) oh yeah man stardew's fun, go have fun my guy! :]

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proshipping-edits · 3 years

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aa sorry abt that! ii diid read one of the reblogs though and ii don't thiink ii ever consiidered that perspectiive? ii was just doiing iit from me and my friiend's experiience but seeiing what u and someone else saiid abt surviivors feeliing liike theyd have to out themselves makes a lotta sense, and ii do agree and agaiin ii'm sorry for the trouble!!

Is like, if you have a dni, it has to work for both ways, respect your own dni too. That's why I block antis, I have them in my dni so I don't interact with them. But good that you saw that people shouldn't be obligated to be open about their reasons for shipping, I started shipping for coping with the bullying that I suffered in highschool, drawing characters being happy helped me. Now I ship for fun because they are dolls, I remember When I was a tiny child and I played with barbies.

Mod poke

#Me seeing may being happy with maxie:redorbshipping do brr brr #Mod poke

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gho2ty · 3 years

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The Purge

the purge: if all crime were legal for one night, what would you do?

ii u2ed two not have an an2wer for thii2 but la2t tiime iit came up ii diid fiigure out a fun one. iid graffiitii the whole place. ju2t an entiire ciity a2 much a2 ii could. paiint ab2olutely everywhere.

iitd be iinviigoratiing, ii thiink. and iitd 2tay there untiil they fiinally cleaned iit all or repaiinted iit all but there would defiiniitely be area2 they mii22ed or diidnt care about enough and iid feel content knowiing ii diid all that.

#Anonymous

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knif3doll · 4 years

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“ EEEEEEEE!!!!!!! “

a squeal was heard from Nepeta’s room, it was a fairly common occurrence, ever since Nepeta had discovered this website called “Tumblr” and they have been rambling on and off about it for WEEKS.

Sollux grumbled and sighed. Can’t they just stop shrieking??? it was getting annoying and for sure, it was bothering the other trolls as well with Nepeta’s consistent squeals of fangirling, whatever that was? was there even a neutral term for that??

nepeta dashed into the general living room , nearly jumping out of pure excitement, they were holding fanart that they did from that fandom called “warrior meowbeasts” meowbeasts but warriors?? what was so interesting for that to get an audience? Sollux dismissed that thought and was met with Nepeta squealing once again about their headcanons of some of the characters.

“ ugh, better get kk to at-leatht dithtract them. they’ll probably get along with their weird interethtth. “

Sollux pulled out his cell and trolled karkat, hopefully the grumpy troll would answer. probably not. probably will.

— twinArmageddons {TA} started trolling carcinoGeneticist {CG} —

TA: hey kk.

TA: nepeta’2 back on theiir fandom 2hiit agaiin

CG: OBVIOUSLY, I’M IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU DUMBASS.

TA: ju2t gonna iignore that 2hiitty iin2ult, anyway nepeta ha2 been 2creamiing about theiir 2hiip2 for the la2t two hour2

CG: LET ME GUESS, YOU WANT ME TO DISTRACT THEM JUST BECAUSE WE GOT SOMEWHAT SIMILIAR INTERESTS? IS THAT WHAT YOU MESSAGED ME FOR?

TA: well, ye2

CG: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MESSAGE ME, CAPTOR? IM LITERALLY 5 FEET AWAY FROM YOU, THAT IS ONLY A BIT OF WALKING DISTANCE. YOU COULD’VE CALLED ME OVER BUT NOOOOO. YOU JUST HAD TO MESSAGE ME.

TA: ju2t two me22 wiith you lmao

— twinArmageddons {TA} ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist {CG} —

Karkat groaned, that dumbass Captor, he was literally 5 feet away from him and the glasses wearing troll didn’t bother to even get up and walk over to him which didn’t require much energy to spend. Nepeta had quickly ran back into their room and came back, this time with warrior meowbeasts merch. the other trolls weren’t really much in the fandom scene, and obviously had better things to do than to listen to Nepeta ramble about her fandom all night, even terezi wasn’t quite of a fan of the fandom thing.

“ karcat!! wanna look at this cool and purrfect warrior meowbeasts merch i got? “ nepeta asked, holding up pins of characters and some arcylic charms, pretty much any small item the oliveblood could manage to hold onto.

karkat looked at the items the oliveblood had in their hands, oh wow, they were really well-designed. the characters looked surprisingly cute, he could see why nepeta was so absorbed in this ‘fandom’ thing, he used to be in a similar way with his rom-coms. karkat stopped monologuing, oh great, he’s becoming the character he feared most.

“ hey? karcat? you there?? alternia to karcat? “ nepeta questioned which resulted in karkat snapping out of his clouded thoughts.

“ oh. yeah, sure, nepeta. the designs look really nice. you probably paid a good amount of money for them to get such high quality, huh? “

“ i was also the same with my rom-coms, always bought the newest dvd once it released. they’re pretty outdated now though... i grew out of the rom-com phase anyway. “

“ though, i was uh, curious about this fandom thing you’re in. How’d you find it? “ nepeta beamed at the words, getting all jumpy because finally someone was interested in their fandoms!!!

“ oh!! i can tell you all about it!! its this website called tumblr or something. it’s really neat! “ nepeta answered, grinning. They softly gave karkat some of their acrylic charms, which in turn, karkat had grasped onto the charms to examine them more closely, the detail was down to the last bit, these were really high-quality despite being such a small item.

“ come on!! i got all the books and stuff we could read together! “ nepeta spoke and grabbed karkat’s wrist to gain his attention.

“ Nepeta, wai- “ Karkat was yanked before he had finished his response.

the two trolls ended up binging warrior meowbeasts theory videoes and reading the books within a whole night, nepeta having reread it for the 20th time, being sure not to say spoilers which would’ve ruined the rest of the series for karkat.

— twinArmageddons {TA} started trolling carcinoGeneticist {CG} —

TA: oh no diid you become a fanatiic liike nepeta now?

CG: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, NOT REALLY. I ENJOY THE SERIES THOUGH. LET PEOPLE HAVE THEIR FUN, CAPTOR.

— carcinoGeneticist {CG} ceased trolling twinArmageddons {TA} —

#homestuck #drabble #writing #homestuck fanfic #homestuck fanfiction #my writing #made a challenge on the HS amino - culture challenge - i went with fandom culture!#even though there wasnt really a bunch of fandom related stuff.. but i had to rush it because of how late it was #Hope yall enjoyed reading anyway!!

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vii2iion2fold · 5 years

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1, 2, 9, 10, 13, 15, 16, 19, 23, 24, 25, 27, 31, 32, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 43, 44, 45, 47, 49, 50, 51, 54, 55, 56, 60, 61, 62, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 92, 93, 94, 95, 97, 99, 100 🔫

TT ii’m goiing two fuckiing kiill you. but al2o thank2 eheh

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

around 5′10″ or 11″ would be niice.

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

ii 2ee you were careful two try and avoiid one2 ii had already an2wered but you mii22ed thii2 one dude. but that’2 faiir ii mean you’re only human after all. oh waiit.

9: Are you ticklish?

that’2 cla22iifiied iinformatiion.

10: Are you allergic to anything?

a few food2 but none of that matter2 becau2e none of iit ii2 a2 funny a2 the fact that ii’m allergiic two bee2. al2o ii eat all the food2 ii’m allergiic two anyway.

13: Are you a cat or dog person?

cat2 by far but dog2 can be cute.

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?

not really. ii liike the game grump2 (criitiically uwu) and have recently been biingiing the fuck out of journey two the miicroco2mo2 but you won’t catch me calliing hank green my favoriite youtuber he ju2t happen2 two be the unfortunate ve22el that narrate2 iit.

16: How tall are you?

we’ll call iit 5′8″.

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

iit’2 about a 50/50.

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?

nocturnal. ii already liike beiing awake at niight more and 2tay up pretty late 2o miight a2 well ju2t go all the way.

24: Favorite constellation?

you thiink ii’m 2ome 2ort of gaya22 who know2 anythiing about the con2tellatiion2 much le22 ha2 a favoriite? hydra.

25: Favorite star?

ca2tor. followed by pollux. diid you want a real an2wer here

27: Any phobias or fears?

clau2trophobiia and trypophobiia.

31: Do you get scared easily?

no not really.

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?

not countiing all the goldfii2h becau2e who could keep track of that: 10

34: What is a color that calms you?

ii’m not 2ure there are any. not really out here lookiing at color2 two manage my emotiion2.

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?

iit’d be niice two go back two tokyo 2ometiime but otherwii2e ii don’t really liike traveliing.

36: Where were you born?

caliiforniia. you tryiing two dox me?

37: What is your eye color?

blue /:€

38: Introvert or extrovert?

iintrovert could you iimagiine iif ii wa2 an extrovert.

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?

already an2wered thii2 one two.

43: Any piercings you want?

ii’m pretty happy wiith my current 2et-up but ii have been con2iideriing a 2eptum, rever2e heliix, or tongue piierciing. leaniing mo2t toward2 2eptum.

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

fuck no ii got 15 piierciing2 and fiive tattoo2 out of pure 2piite becau2e ii hate them 2o much.

45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?

ciig2 occa2iionally, weed plenty.

47: What is a sound you really hate?thii2 ii2 diiviing deep iintwo my elementary 2chool day2 but the 2ound of tho2e polye2ter lunchboxe2 2crapiing agaiin2t briick2 or concrete. liiterally make2 me want two diie.49: Can you do a backflip?

ii can’t 2iit up wiithout my vii2iion goiing fuzzy.

50: Can you do the splits?

almo2t actually.

51: Favorite actor and/or actress?

ii know le22 pop culture than a tube worm on a hydrothermal vent.

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?

the 2ame color iit ii2 and ha2 been for the pa2t half a year. black.

55: When did you feel happiest?

ii can’t piinpoiint a 2peciifiic iin2tance becau2e ii don’t have a functiioniing memory but you can bet your a22 anytiime ii’m happy iit’2 wiith 2triider and/or KK.

56: Something that calms you down?

hug2, backrub2, and/or comfort from eiither of my boy2.

60: Do you believe in evolution?

ab2olutely.

61: What makes you unfollow a blog?

c’mon TT you’ve been doiing 2o well. ii already an2wered thii2 one.

62: What makes you follow a blog?

content ii’m lookiing for. that’2 pretty much iit.

64: Favorite animal(s):

ham2ter2, miice, rat2, pretty much all rodent2, cat2 of every type, and all aniimalcule2 eheh

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

@dersed, @12-03-1995, and you ii gue22 /:€ no homo though.

66: Favorite emoticon:

😶, 😐, or 😑

67: Favorite meme:

ii ju2t forgot every meme two ever exii2t 2o get back two me on that one.

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

IINFP

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

black t-2hiirt, black jean2, three chaiin wallet chaiin, doc marten2, magen daviid (though ii never take iit off), black leather wrii2t cuff.

72: Post a selfie or two?

2ure here ii’ll liink one two 2ave 2pace.

73: Do you have platform shoes?

only one paiir ii need 2o many more.

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

god ii really do hate thii2 que2tiion. ii don’t fuckiing know. 2triider and ii u2ed two forge parkiing tiicket2. doe2 that count?

75: Can you do a front flip?

yeah ii can’t do a backfliip but ii can defiiniitely do a front fliip. for 2ure.

76: Do you like birds?

yeah they’re cool why not.

77: Do you like to swim?

ye2 already an2wered.

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

your abiiliity two 2end me a2k2.

80: Some thing you wish did exist:

my abiiliity two not have two look at thii2 a2k anymore.

81: Piercings you have?

left ear: iindu2triial bar, two conche2, rook, four lobe piierciing2

riight ear: three lobe piierciing2

face: briidge, two eyebrow piierciing2

82: Something you really enjoy doing:

gamiing, watchiing 2hiit wiith 2triider, learniing about biiology.

83: Favorite person to talk to:

both 2triider and KK are equal2 here.

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

“wow what a cool site to look at all the fun stuff i like! im 12 years old!”

85: How many followers do you have?

107

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

what are you, my PE teacher?

87: Do your socks always match?

half the tiime.

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

ye2 and iit pii22e2 2triider off eheh

89: What are your birthstones?

alexandriite, pearl, and moon2tone.

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

already an2wered.

92: A store you hate?

liimiited two/ju2tiice for what they diid two my naiive elementary 2chool wardrobe.

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

ii don’t driink coffee that 2hiit’2 na2ty.

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

read miind2 what the hell am ii gonna do up iin the aiir

95: Do you like to wear camo?

do ii look liike a miiliitary a22hole two you?

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

why the hell would ii know that

99: Someone you look up to:

2triider for 2ure.

100: A store you love?

>iimplyiing ii have money

#no ii won't 2top u2iing that 2ame piicture whenever ii'm a2ked for a 2elfiie eheh #weed ment #drugs ment #anyway your day2 are fuckiing numbered dude ii 2wear two god thii2 took me 2o fuckiing long two do.#lilhal9000 #a2k

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