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plathsdoll · 1 year

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in my born to die era

#alt girl #girlblogging #pretty girls #lana del rey #diet mountain dew #born to die #sadgirl #waifcore #lolitta #america #americana #coquette #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #vintage #smoke blunts #dollette

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dietmountaindewlover · 8 months

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#girlblogging #diet mountain dew #2014 tumblr #grunge #lana del rey #mitksi #hozier #short poem #poetry #web weaving #core core #lonelihood #sylvia plath #the bell jar #albert camus #the stranger #my year of rest and relaxation #journal

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mikhalson · 6 months

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Challenging my phone to handle an animation app, hope you'll like it!!

Young nickles ❤️‍🩹

Lana Del Rey — Diet Mountain Dew

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#metalocalypse #dethklok #mtl #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #nickles #animation #animatic #amv #my amv #artists on tumblr #my art #2d animation #I'm gonna put every tag here pls i want this to be noticed #Youtube #lana del rey #diet mountain dew

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highttowers · 10 months

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heart-shaped sunglasses.

pairing(s); matthew lillard!william afton x reader

fandom; five nights at freddy’s [movie]

w/c; 592

trigger/content warnings; slightly unholy thoughts from william about you in your uniform, fem!reader, (reader wears lipstick, has boobs, is called 'girl' by william and has medium-length hair), heavy lana del rey influences (diet mountain dew), mentioned that reader smokes cigarettes, age gap (william is late 40s, reader is mid 20s), no explicit romance but it's heavily implied there's mutual pining, written from william's pov, reader knows his real name, not proof-read, NO use of y/n, lmk if i missed anything.

stella speaks! at this point someone reblogs/tags me in a shitpost about this man, i add tags while my brain is inconsolably horny, and then all of a sudden i'm writing a new draft. and yes, ik lana wasn't really a thing in 1990s, but for now let's pretend he's still a silver fox in the 2020s.

tags; @truecobblepot bc ofc🫶🏽🫶🏽

inspired by this post and the shenanigans that ensued.

“I just wanted to know how much I appreciate you staying late these past couple weeks.”

William’s voice is smooth, he’s demeanor calm, the slight tilt of his head and the casual clasp of his hands in front of him giving no hint to the turmoil in his brain.

You’re his employee. His best employee, no less. He can’t afford to lose you, to drive you away. So he’ll make sure you’re not looking him in the eye when his roam your body.

The words that come from your mouth are sincere. He knows this. He doesn’t much care in this moment however. That red vest is pulled across your breasts, and the top button of your shirt is undone, your tie looser now that the building is empty.

It’s his fault, how tight your uniform is on you. He has your size on file, but he always orders a size down, just for him. He doesn’t pay mind to the way teenage pizza boys and older brothers here with siblings watch you, because he knows he’s miles better than they are.

His eyes linger in the plastic heart-shaped sunglasses hanging from your collar, and he nods towards them. “And those? I do hope you haven’t been wearing those all day.”

It’s a gentle correction. No matter how much William favors you, he still must keep his image up. You shake your head. “No, I just got them out of my locker when I closed up with Robyn.”

“Where did you get them?” He asks, leaning forward. The movement is subtle, but he knows you catch it.

“It was a gag gift from some party,” you answer, taking them off your vest and sliding them on. William's breath barely catches in his throat. The frames are the same shade as the blood red lipstick you love wearing.

It’s your signature. It’s how he knows you’ve been in the break room, paper coffee and water cups stamped with your lips in the trash, lipstick printed cigarette buts in the back alleyway that he’s convinced himself are prettier than anyone else’s.

William's brain is rapid firing all kinds of signals, ranging from you're nearly 20 years younger than him, to why have I never felt this was about my ex-wife?

Everything about you seems to catered to William's preferences. You hold eye contact with him and customers, you're great with kids (including his!), and you actually appreciate the care he takes of his animatronics.

He chuckles as you look around his dim office with your heart-shaped sunglasses. "Well, now, look at you. Never was there ever a girl so pretty." You giggle, tugging on a strand of hair and sliding them up into your hair. "That's so sweet, Mr. Afton!" William chuckles. You're picture perfect and William is damn well aware that he's no good for you. "Please, call me William. It's only fitting that we remain on first name basis...as of your promotion to assistant manager."

Your eyes widen, and you let out a little gasp. "Do you really mean that, Mr. Af-- William?"

God, the way your lips form his name is intoxicating. He nods, his demeanor wavering slightly as you beam at him, thanking him.

It’s a power move, he knows. A selfish one, no less. But he can’t risk losing the one competent employee. And besides, the assistant manager’s uniform is closer to his, the pale purple shirt and darker tie, black slacks and black shoes (of your choosing, of course).

And who is he to deny himself that view?

#william afton x reader #william afton x you #william afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie #lana del rey #diet mountain dew #heart shaped sunglasses #🖋️ — my writing #🐻 — five nights at freddy’s

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ldr-is-my-life · 6 days

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baby put on heart shaped sunglasses cause we gonna take a ride

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unknownn-girl · 1 month

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⊹ ࣪ ˖

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dior-addict · 6 days

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#lana del rey #lizzy grant #ldr #lana #diet mountain dew #nyc #lana rare #2011

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rahabq · 8 months

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#whispers #whisper girl #lana del rey #coquette #girlblogger #the chic diet #girlblogging #female manipulator #pinterest girl #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #manic pixie dream girl #girly #lizzy grant #girlblog #diet mountain dew #born to die #coquette community #just girly things #tumblr girl

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coquetteswan · 7 months

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americana

note: i do not condone or promote p3dophilia. please do not be like humbert.

#coquette #girlblog #lana del rey #ldr #ldr aesthetic #put me in a movie #aka lizzy grant #born to die #lolita movie #vintage americana #red coquette #every man gets his wish #diet mountain dew #lolita1997 #nymph3t

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dopeanddiamantes · 2 months

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coochieholder · 2 months

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The struggle! :(

#lana del rey #girl thoughts #coochieholder #girl interrupted syndrome #lizzy grant #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #diet mountain dew #marie antoinette #priscilla presley #pricilla movie #girl blogging #girlblogging #2024 #coquette #girl bloggers #female hysteria #coochieholder🎀#femcel

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newwavesylviaplath · 3 months

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diet mountain dew, baby, new york city never was there ever a girl so pretty

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444rockstargf · 2 months

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REQUEST FOR CLYDE BCUZ I LOV HIMMSS!!

okay okay, so! maybe liiikke, clyde nd reader makin out behind the structure of the skatepark? i dunno if it would b like, SMUT smut but it still has potential!! :3

(i actually think i've posted about it before but shhh!!)

okay bye bye

omg i remember wanting to write this so bad when you posted it.

"i like this rollercoaster, it keeps me high." | clyde

diet mountain dew. - lana del rey

✮⋆˙ [tags] @faesucksass @lustkillers @mayathepsychic1999@josibunn @livingdead-materialgirl @romanroyapoligist@auggiethecreator @oliviah-25 @vanlisbon @lankysimp @livingdead-reilly@imoonkiss @lankysimp@nom-nommmm1@xxbl00d-cl0txx@k1ll3rh0rr0r@wildathevrt@mommymilkers0526

reader x clyde

word count: 596

contents: fluffy, making out, implications of sex

it was summertime, and life was easy. everything seemed so warm and the night's darkness only lasted an hour before the sun was back up again, and at the moment clyde was giving you skateboard lessons that quickly became a daily routine.

an hour ago, clyde rolled up his sleeve, keeping a firm hand on your waist as he pushed you across the pavement on his skateboard. it was either 11pm or 2am, you had lost track of time. your brain was filled with the sound of his cute, raspy laughter as he spoke to you. “you’ve almost got it this time.”

you knew it was bullshit, but you got butterflies in your stomach anyway. at one point you actually were getting it, but you kept on pretending to fall just so you could relish the feeling of him catching you in his arms.

clyde took off his flannel and put it on your back as it got a little chilly and took you to the back of the skate structure. he sat you down on the ground, plopping himself onto the board and looking deeply into your soul with his pale, drunken-looking eyes. he had his earplugs in, but let you wear the one that couldn’t go in his ear, welcoming you into his little world of music.

you and him engaged in whatever dumb conversation his brain could come up with, him inching closer to you as each minute passed. with every hair flip, flirty comment and glance at your lips, you felt your heart beat faster for him. until he finally gathered the balls to take your face into his hands and give you a big, sloppy kiss.

you gasped softly as your lips touched his, the feeling of his soft mouth against yours making blood rush to your cheeks. it was such a slow, gentle kiss but you felt every nerve in your body start to buzz.

he tongue slipped between your parted lips, starting to explore the warm wonderland of your mouth as his finger traced the curve of your jawline. he kissed you desperately like you were the last drop of water in an empty desert, pulling you onto his lap until his back was pressed against the skate structure and you were on top of him, hips grinding against his erection.

his hands found your hips and started moving you gently against him like you were a delicate piece of art. strings of saliva connected your lips every time you or he pulled away for a quick breath of air. you felt your lips swelling up from the friction, matching the pulsating sensation of your heartbeat.

he’d occasionally pull away just to take a look at your face before smiling like an idiot and getting right back to business, the kiss dragging on for minutes, maybe even hours. your hands rested on his shoulders as his hands travelled up and down your body, this moment seeming so surreal to him that he couldn’t register a single thought.

as far as he was concerned, you were the only thing in the world right now. he didn’t care about the people who saw you two or what they’d think. he was in heaven whenever he was with you, and he couldn’t care less about those who thought they had a say in the matter.

for the remained of the night, his lips remained on yours as sweet, quiet little whimpers and gasps came from both of you. as you melted in his embrace, you sighed contently. it was summertime, and life was easy.

author's note: omg im so excited, i had an idea for smth but ill put a poll up for it first.

#444rockstargf #rory culkin #rory culkin smut #fluff #clyde rory culkin #clyde electrick children #rory culkin clyde #electrick children clyde #born to die #diet mountain dew #lana del rey

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slimejunior · 10 months

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my ex wife and i are taking turns feeding diet mountain dew to your 36 year old son.

#diet mountain dew #my ex wife #your 36 year old son

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trashmagic333 · 3 months

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