#did I forget anyone ???

[tim-drake-scholar]

The only thing in Batman that’s actually canon is that Bruce Wayne is a bad parent but he loves his children

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batman #damian #damian wayne #bruce wayne #tim drake robin #dick grayson robin #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #did I forget anyone #dc comics

[baejax-the-great]

Question: of all your Patrochilles couples, which set would dump their current partners fastest to reconcile with each other? (A speed dumping, if you will)

Okay, but this was fun to think about. How long would it take them to dump their partners (or cheat on them 😬)

Sunset: I think if Pat had had a boyfriend in Sunset, everything would have happened pretty much exactly the same. Either Pat would have dumped his boyfriend out of guilt after that first makeout sesh with Achilles, or his boyfriend would have dumped him when he brought home an insane, hot man (more likely tbh). Regardless, it would have taken a few days.

Olympic Boys: This is tricky because I don't think either of them were able to have long term relationships after the breakup. Achilles didn't try and Patroclus fucked around eventually but never was able to be vulnerable enough for a real relationship. So their reconciliation was instant and ridiculous, but no partners were harmed during the events (though many ducks were scarred for life).

not the desperate type: approximately 1.5 hours.

Agua Caliente: This would probably be the slowest one. We know in Chintz that seven years wasn't enough for Achilles to dump Deidamia. If Patroclus had had a boyfriend when AC started, I don't think he would have dumped him for Achilles. I think he probably would have started having those old feelings for him and pulled away.

Sweet Victory: Honestly this could be a prequel to not the desperate type. I think if they broke up again and started dating other people, it would take them 20 minutes to find a closet or something and cheat on those people and then probably ghost them because they literally forgot they existed.

WitD: Okay this is fun because Achilles purged all his memories, right? So if he hooked up with someone in Elysium and had a new partner, how long would it take for him to dump that guy for this strange sad sack who wandered out of Asphodel and is super intense? Not long. He's pretty instantly obsessed with him. He'd probably demand his new partner help him in getting Pat back, and that could lead to jealousy issues depending on who it was and what their opinion on Patroclus had been.

#patrochilles #did I forget anyone #thanks for the fun question! #ended up rereading desperate type last night which was fun #Patroclus is such a mess

[amagnificentobsession]

It’s Mimosa Saturday at my house. I’m the only one here (as far as I can tell) but everyone is welcome to come by, have a drink, we have coffee, Mets and mine, tea, Mimosas and just about anything else you’d like to drink.

If @angelo-rib-shack comes perhaps he would cook something for us. 😉 Bring Eddie and Mr. Crawleigh

@methuselah-son-of-enoch (bring the family, especially your mom)

@kleenexwoman (no babysitting for you today)

@god-in-the-basement (bring the baby)

@gandalf-big-oos (you’re close enough to be family)

@the-metatron (are you home) I’ve got your food and drink covered 😏

@sliceocheese (yes, you are family)

Anyone else in the family I’ve forgotten? If so come on over.

#good omens #go rp #mimosa Saturday #more family #did I forget anyone #I don’t know what the rule is for inviting demons to a family function

[dolokhoded]

hi sorry for bugging you, but i love your peanuts art! also do you have any random peanuts headcanons? i’d love to hear them

but of COURSE !!! here's a bunch of them.

schroeder has autism, that's pretty standard i've seen a lot of people say it, but it's the realest headcanon ever. best autism rep schroeder peanuts.

also marcie has adhd. that one has no basis i just decided it

the whole gang declared some random day snoopy's birthday when they were little and they celebrate is every year even when they're older. it's not even his real birthday. but he gets presents from everyone so it's okay.

(charlie brown probably knows his real birthday too he just didn't bother)

violet is aromantic and randomly came out to schroeder at senior prom and then she was just like. "this conversation never happened btw."

(semi-came out anyways. she didn't really have a term for it but you get it)

lucy really likes to sing ! she's not like aspiring to be a singer or anything but she enjoys it and she's pretty decent at it

rerun and lucy argue a lot more than linus and lucy did once he grows up a little. of course it's just a sibling thing and they really love each other but just like

in my brain, linus is like maybe 2 or 3 years younger than lucy and rerun is about 5 or 6. so imagine that when lucy is at the end of high school and really getting serious and working hard because you bet my girl has ambitions

rerun is a tween. have you ever met the unbridled chaos and horror that is a tween boy.

he's definitely the problem van pelt child. but he's great we like him

i <3 the van pelt siblings

ooh this is such a cliche but schroeder was lucy's emergency prom date. y'know that trope in literally every teen media ever that i never really got until derry girls

lucy's asshole boyfriend broke up with her like. an hour before prom because he was in love with another girl

(this guy's not a Complete Asshole in my brain he was just. In A Situation too. i dont know why i've given him so much thought but he has redeemable qualities, his relationship with lucy was pretty decent before that happened and he was TRYING HIS BEST OK !!!)

and lucy completely Loses it because 1) her boyfriend was in love with another girl the entire time 2) she has no date anymore 3) she cant show her face to prom alone after this that's EMBARASSING LINUS 4) she really just wanted to go to prom

so linus sees all of this going down and he rings schroeder and he's like hey schroeder what's good

and schroeder bolts to their house. in astronomical speed. then acts like he's totally chill about it he's just trying to help out his friend

tee hee i care them

this was not supposed to be that long but then i started rambling about their senior prom anyways that's all thank u for the ask bye

#peanuts #god do i have to tag all of these characters. wtf. #(<- PERSON WHO IS LITERALLY INTO COMPLICATED RUSSIAN NOVELS WHERE EVERYONE HAS 9 DIIFFERENT NAMES) #lucy van pelt #rerun van pelt #linus van pelt #charlie brown #schroeder #violet gray #does marcie have a last name i dont think so #did i forget anyone #actually i dont care. posted #asks

[blazeball]

ok character statuses at the end of s2 as i remember them:

lucy and andy: awwwthey said i love ypu to each other

pete and andrew: blowed up

catherine: mia but god i wish she blew up with pete and andrew

josie: still in a drawer handle

audrey: I LOVE YOU ALIVE GIRL PLEASE BE OK

ben: head injury......?? he made the show so fun i hope he's ok 😭

donna's dad: why you do that man. physically ok though

donna's mom: just witnessed her husband try to murder ben so. hope she's ok

donna: just witnessed her dad try to murder ben but i don't think she's too mad about that. donna i know you're experiencing a lot of big emotions rn but lets try and calm down

nadine: head injury gave her her memories back. for her sake i wish they didn't. poor nadine

mike: who cares about mike

ed: ummmmm. Ummmm. so many mixed feelings about this guy. at least he means well

norma: i know you think the nadine stuff is the worst things can get rn your sistwr got abducted girl. go check on her

leo: holding up. Those spiders

windom: lol

bobby and shelly: they're fine. whatever

general briggs: RECOVERED! YAY! received some bad news though

annie: in the hospital.....? i hope........? i want that to be real annie

harry: sleep deprived

shadow dale: shadow dale

bob: bob

dale: Uh oh

#quincy.txt #tp posting #did i forget anyone

[skz-miroh]

sometimes a family can be: a vampire killer, his long-distance british boyfriend, the other guy he’s in love with who is actually a vampire, his brain-washed wife, the djinn who keeps brain-washing the wife by the vampire husband’s wishes, a vampire club owner and her trophy husband and the creature that crawled out of their dead friend Colin Robinson’s chest cavity and that’s ok.

#did i forget anyone #i feel like i forgot someone #i was going to include the baron and sean but it started getting really long #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #marwa wwdits #nadja wwdits #laszlo wwdits #baby colin robinson #baron afanas #nandermo #THE GUIDE #I knew i forgot someone

[wolfstrong]

I layed down and could not stop making this post in my mind so here we go

BTVS sexuality headcanons by me

Buffy: straight. Sometimes the girlies are just straight okay

Giles: HES GAY HES A GAY MAN he/him lesbian what who said that

Willow: well you saw the show didn’t you. Love is love ❤️:)

Xander: he’s literally in the closet like he’ll probably only ever date women so straight I guess but like not at all. He’s not even bisexual to me he’s a closeted gay man. HES QUESTIONING!

Cordelia: straight but she’s like the type of straight girl that would have crazy hot lesbian sex one time in college and be like “what I was just experimenting Xp” ugh she’s so awesome

Oz: straight but he gets lgbt points for being trans. SALUTE !

Faith: bad bisexual rep you know what I mean

Spike: mostly straight but you know his crazy ass would try anything once. Also you know him and Angel and the toxic policule blah blah blah we all now this. He’s def had sex with a man before okay

Dawnie: future lesbian AMEN!! PRAISE JESUS

Anya: Anya she’s make such a good lesbian but I think she’s straight :(

Angel: STRAIGHTTTTTT (even tho spike and the polycule yeah yeah whatever actually technically that was evil angel so. Yeah regular angel is STRAIGHT) and celibate

I don’t need to mention Tara or Riley their sexuality is very explicit in the show ☝️ opposite ends …

#BTVS #did I forget anyone #okay I guess I didn’t mention Tara but like come now #lesbian #too obvious

[sowacream]

#inanimate insanity #turtle talks #polls #paper ii #bomb ii #bow ii #pepper ii #salt ii #ii season 1 #did i forget anyone

[arewedoneyet]

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #instagram #apo nattawin #bible wichapas #jeff satur #tong thanayut #pong pongsakorn #job yosatorn #bas asavapatr #us nititorn #jj chalach #perth nakhun #ping touchchavit #ta nannakun #nodt nutthasid #did i forget anyone

[franciskirkland]

Hi hi!! Do you have any headcanons ur dying to share?

greetings loved one. unfortunately, every opinion i've ever had just left my body. i am wracking my smooth little brain to appease you.

françois can't drive? you've heard that one before. sorry. fuck.

arthur is cishet nope it's pride month we can't do that one. he's autistic tho. as is matthew

françois has a beautiful singing voice and impressive control over his pitch.

regardless of in a face fam context (in which he'd get it from his mama) or not, i think alfred would be a pretty good cook and a hospitable entertainer

matt caught on to spanish super quickly when him and carlos got together, and loves to cook cuban dishes for him (ofc señor williams over here thinks cumin and oregano is spicy tho)

gilbert is a bisexual disaster, chaotic switch, cougar bait. purple laces on his doc martens 💜

alasdair cries to wistful 70s folk rock.

oh, and lovino? he keeps eating model home display fruit. fool him once... shame on the plastic grapes. fool him twice, he just likes eating plastic ig. antonio, come and get ur mans

#ask and ye shall receive #ty for the ask <3 #aph france #aph england #face family #mommy and daddy #na bros #aph america #aph canada #aph prussia #aph romano #aph scotland #did i forget anyone #ukfr #fruk #cucan

[void-thegod]

I wish I could just Infinity Gauntlet snap my fingers and make all these people disappear:

1. Fascists

2. Nazis

3. Bigots

4. People who think capitalism and democracy are the best we can do

5. People who abuse animals/kids/others for fun (or they know they're doing it and don't care)

#did i forget anyone #infinity gauntlet #fuck #trans #queer #become ungovernable #neurodivergent #anti capitalism #anti work #socialism #democracy #conspiracy #TPTB

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Wendy Darling: I’m calling my daughter Jane :)

Everyone else: noted

#disney descendants #Peter Pan #Tarzan #Wendy Darling #Jane Darling #Jane daughter of fairy godmother #Jane Porter #CJ Hook #Calista Jane Hook #did i forget anyone #feels like i did #whatever

[professor-beatrice-hotchkiss]

Wild theory: the nonogram symbol is an aperture like on a camera. This means it’s either referring to Sally McDonald (DOG), Dieter (DAN), or Frosty (TOT).

Or, of course, Cave Johnson, founder of Aperture Science.

#nancy drew #clue crew #nd34 #mystery of the seven keys #did I forget anyone #also I think a sun is far more likely but this is fun

[tache-noire]

OPLA sanji's ripped and has a fat ass, zoro is zoro, usopp and luffy are adorable, buggy nails my clownfucker tendencies, arlong nails my monsterfucker tendencies, kuro is fruity, mihawk is mihawk, garp is hot old man, so is zeff too honestly, helmeppo is a shitty fruity bitch too, koby is adorable also

and i latched onto the dumbass fat cat man who cant cook ❤

#its ok i can cook #i made meatloaf #did i forget anyone #everyone is hot and im gay #however being fat and cringefail rockets you to the top spot instantly

[undertakermedic]

had a thought: the mercs try caber tossing

#jupiter.txt #durango.txt #scottish tag #soldier and heavy would be good at it obviously #scout would try really hard but nearly get crushed by the thing #medic would be p decent #engineer would also be good #spy would refuse to even try #sniper would attempt and then peace out #demo would be the best simply bc he has experience #pyro? same level as medic i think #did i forget anyone

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad