sakamaki brothers: the peeling shrimp debate headcanons
a/n: bruh I just wanna have fun lol and yes the peeling shrimp/perilla leaf debate has been ongoing in some Korean threads. in case you don't know, the peeling shrimp debate is when your friend or a third wheel peels a shrimp for your S/O.
SHUU
-doesn't care tbh cause he thinks the debate is nothing but wack so yeah people can go peel a shrimp a two for his s/o
-the only time he would give a flying fvck is if this person decided to feed his s/o
-and at that moment, he'll just steal the shrimp away by casually eating it before the s/o receives it
-he'll just say it's troublesome to peel a shrimp so he'll just get a peeled one from someone else
REIJI
-ngl no one knows if he is jealous or not bcos he just actually cares abt the shrimp tbh
-like is this person peeling it right? cause if they aren't, he'll just step in and do the job
-ending: he peeled the shrimp for everyone
AYATO
-HOHOHOHOHO
-this one's funny bcos while Ayato won't care who peels the shrimp for who, he'll prob punch the living daylights of someone who dared feed his s/o
-like the moment this person holds a shrimp and says "aaaahhh" to his s/o, he'll straight up grab their collar and say, "what the heck are you trying to do, punk?"
-so yeah, he's the guy with the slogan: "yes to peeling, no to feeding"
KANATO
-if you value your life, never peel the shrimp for his s/o--more like don't pay attention to his s/o in general
-like srsly this guy will give you the death stare if you try to give his s/o attention while eating
-I swear if his death stare could talk, it would just say, "eat your shrimp or I'll peel you"
-he actually reminds me of what jungkook said in this one video abt not wanting someone to peel a perilla leaf for his s/o
-like bruh Kanato's imagination and accusation run wild so 🙄
LAITO
-manipulation at its finest bcos no one gets to eat the shrimp 💀💀💀
-why? bcos this sick fvck decided to play with their minds by saying "eh? you're going to eat that? are you sure? it might be poisoned you know"
-he even adds details like "I saw the cook touch it with dirty hands"
-ending: all of you went to order a different food
SUBARU
-this one is a mix of both Ayato and Laito
-main reason: not only did he went violent, but also flipped the table in shock and anger
-like okay he doesn't care if someone peeled a shrimp for his s/o
-but the minute this piece of sht held that shrimp and said "aaaahhhh" that's when all hell broke loose and Subaru just freaking stood up and flipped the table
-"what the fvck are you doing?!" he would snarl
-ending: not only did all of you have to pay for the meal that you didn't get to eat, but you also have to pay for the damages 😭