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Unfortunately relating to Ayato Sakamaki tonight in that I too would enjoy some takoyaki and tiddies

#diabolik lovers #diabolik #diabolik lovers shitpost #ayato sakamaki

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re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

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Here’s to a fifth year of Diabolik lovers cakes.

#diabolik lovers #diabolik

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anime_irl

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if you’re so heterosexual why’s your narrative foil a man

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Petition to create the term “rad herring” for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won’t help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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"so tired of the childrens hospital jokes" "stop running horse plinko into the ground" you're entering the circus hut and complaining when there are clowns there

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Ayato Sakamaki got a sodastream to carbonate blood

#diabolik lovers #diabolik #funny #diabolik lovers shitpost

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at this point its pretty much a crime for skyrim to still be 60 dollars

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You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football

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someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

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These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

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christ

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The problem with Joan of Arc is that on the one hand girlboss who killed people. But on the other hand, French. Impossible dilemma.

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