#dgm skit

[looniecartooni]

Tyki: Alright... who's ready to interrogate Apocrypos? Feedler: Dunno. Devit: Not me! Jasdero: Me neither- hee! Wisely: Don't worry- I'll help you guys hold him dow- where's his shirt? Mercym: *looking down at his rather revealing uniform* Um... I think he wanted to fit in with the party. Tyki: Yeah- and he's just creepy as far as I can tell. Everyone: Fair. Sheril: Forget that! Let's just get this whole 14th debacle under control so we can find out what happened between him and Road- Tyki: And everyone else. Sheril: Yes... and everyone else. Wisely:... Sheril: I swear- this whole thing has been making my Noah memory go out of control. I swear- if I see or hear one more upsetting thing I'll- *pauses and takes a good look at Tyki* Tyki:... Sheril:... no. Tyki: What? Sheril: No... Tyki: What? What's wrong?! Is it Apocrypos?! Sheril: No... what've you done? Tyki: Eh? What do you mean "what've I done?" I didn't do anything. Wisely: Oh no... Tyki: What?! Wisely: How could I not notice this before? Feedler: No... No- it can't be! Sheril: Oh- just when I thought things couldn't get any worse! Devit: What're you guys talking about? Jasdero: I have no- oh no no no- we lost another one! Tyki: What're you all talking about?! What's going on?! Sheril, Feedler, Wisely, and Jasdero: You cut your hair!!!! Tyki: Oh.😑 Mercym: Oh shoot- I didn't even notice. Good for you. Devit: About dang time! You were starting to look like someone's mom. Jasdero: NOOOOOO- he looked so good with the long hair! Feedler: I even taught you a trick with your long hair-buu. Now we can't be long-hair buddies! Sheril: Oh no- what will Road think? Poor Road loved your long hair. Wisely: It was so beautiful and lush! Why would you do such a horrendous thing? Tyki: You guys are overdramatic. It was getting annoying. Someone had to keep washing it, y'know? Sheril, Feedler, Wisely, and Jasdero: *crying and hugging each other while mumbling phrases like "Tyki's beautiful hair" "My poor Road" "Why?" "We need to hold a funeral for it"* Tyki: Oh my gosh... Mercym: *sips tea* Maybe should have waited until after. Tyki: *sigh* I suppose so. Devit: In other news, Apocrypos is escaping. Everyone: *reverts back to being on guard* *Except Mercym who just sips his tea again* Devit: Also- his pants are gone. Tyki: *covering Wisely's eyes much to Wisely's confusion* Oh my g- why?!

#d gray man #dgm #dgm skit #I don't know if they are back yet #I just really wanted to make one about Tyki's hair while it was relevant #wisely kamelot #sheril kamelot #tyki mikk #feedler #mercym #dgm tyki #jasdevi

[rplinkhoward]

Okay this is super ooc....but which was of you guys are gonna write a fic of Cross being a drag queen because I swear to God if I have to do it myself....

I mean I fucking will....

Allen will be a baby drag queen and it’ll be awesome.

#dgm #someone sent me a comedic skit drag queen video and we both agreed it's Cross as a drag queen so this is was prompted this

[wasongo]

I posted 108 times in 2021

86 posts created (80%)

22 posts reblogged (20%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.3 posts.

I added 122 tags in 2021

#fanart - 25 posts

#dgm - 17 posts

#komui lee - 15 posts

#d.gray-man - 13 posts

#bak chang - 12 posts

#art - 10 posts

#komubak - 10 posts

#karamatsu matsuno - 8 posts

#mangacap - 6 posts

#osomatsu-san - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 123 characters

#are you sure you don't mean my art is recognizable because i've drawn the same two characters for over 5 years now hahahaha

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Sharing these early cause I wanna celebrate Komui’s birthday with everyone!

It was always customary for me to post birthday stuff for Komui and Bak the night before it is actually the day in my timezone, because Eden lived 12 hours ahead of me. So I'll continue to do this in her memory. 

I drew two things for Komui this year to make up for not being able to draw anything last year. The second one is a bit of an homage to one of my favorite drawings of Komui that Hoshino has ever drawn. This one:

See the full post

573 notes • Posted 2021-06-13 03:51:08 GMT

#4

Realizing I never posted this 6 fanarts thing i finished august of last year.

669 notes • Posted 2021-05-18 05:39:24 GMT

#3

didn't want to wait 4 months to post this either.

i wanted to do the nakamura-kun cover too, with komubak obviously. resident bi disaster bak chang was just perfect for it. took the opportunity to include komui’s B> face in one of the hearts.

also, does anyone happen to have raws of "The Black Order's Reunion Party" novel? the one very OLD fan translation that's around of it has komui saying "Bak-chan, go for it~" at one point, which is hilarious and also makes this practically canon. but i would love to confirm komui’s actual phrasing in it.

high-res PNG of this image will be in my April patreon pack!

805 notes • Posted 2021-04-18 20:47:56 GMT

#2

I was gonna throw these into my previous long karamatsu post, but i think mom and kara deserve their own post.

the sliced pears he never got. i think about it often.

853 notes • Posted 2021-09-04 06:38:46 GMT

#1

a comic i finished back in june, based on this post, with some writing help from @bakchang!

If anyone is wondering, I wrote "Jyushimats" in that blue panel to emphasize Kara's pronunciation to be like in the “Jyushimatsu and Secrets” skit, which is one of my favorites hahaha.

1764 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 22:34:31 GMT

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#figures my top post wouldn't be komubak 😭 #but third place is not bad #long post

[sirkutmus]

Bila berniaga mesti anda pernah dgr #usahawan kaki sembang!!! tak pe dlm dunia bisnes kene sembang skit dan paling penting kene jelas apa TARGET dan IMPIAN kiter,contoh cam kita nak lari dari RAT RACE yg mana kerja dari pagi smpai petang nk nak bebaskan dri suasana itu,ye anda kene start merancang...!!! dan paling penting ialah BERMULA BERMULA BERMULA !!! TINDAKAN TINDAKAN TINDAKAN !!! mula skang dgm kami @arvinoproperties_hq dan @arvinobh_hq . . . . #hartanah #pejuanghartanah #usahawan (at Ipoh, Perak) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB-zFioJamp/?igshid=13v2l77jgp1xj

#usahawan #hartanah #pejuanghartanah

[looniecartooni]

Cross: Man... this kid has been through so much trauma. I certainly haven't helped with it. I've grown to see him as like my own son. It'll be a shame when he vanishes... But- it'd also be really funny to have Nea pay off all my debts so on top of throwing the kid into the same stressful war I know more than anyone else in, I'm going to give him all of my debts too. Psh! It'll... It'll be funny when Nea... has to pay off... on my debts. I'd be doing the Order a favor- HA HA HA!!!

After Allen joins the order

Reever: Allen- we are really.... really concerned about you.

Allen: *cheating at cards* What're you talking about? *working a second job* I'm perfectly fine. Sure, *does clown tricks in the street* I have a lot of debt to pay and a lot of burdening trauma with the now threatening knowledge that I might lose myself to a Noah that was associated with one of my idols. But I'm perfectly fine. Say- do think people would pay to see me strip?

Johnny: Allen, please stop. You shouldn't have to carry all these burdens by yourself.

Allen: I mean- I'm sure it'll be okay. I'd be a lot more ok IF I DIDN'T HAVE SO MUCH DEBT TO WORRY ABOUT!!! HOW IS THERE EVEN MORE NOW?! I miss my master- BUT I STILL HATE HIM!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!

Cross: Heh heh... I can't wait to see Nea's reaction lol.

#d gray man #dgm #no sorry- the skits aren't back. this was a spurr of the moment skit #allen walker #dgm allen #dgm cross #cross marian #marian cross #nea campbell #nea d campbell #neah campbell

[looniecartooni]

Mana: Nea? Are you alright? You seem lost in thought...

Nea: I just have this odd feeling... that one of us isn't who they say they are...

Past! Allen: ...

Cross: ... well- I didn't want to be the one to say it, but Mana has been acting pretty weird lately-

Mana: Who do you think it is this time, Nea?

Nea: I don't quite know... but what I do know is that Uncle Cyrus has never been home when Cross and Allen are here which means... he could be either one of them!

Cross: What?!

Past!Allen: Oh whew...

Cross: What do you mean "oh whew"? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, ALLEN?!

Mana: Huh- y'know, I've noticed the same thing. Also, our mother has acted very concerned for Cross ever since he's came around here and usually she doesn't want us hanging out with people like him...

Cross: Oh so its me now?! What about Allen?! He just said something suspicious.

Past!Allen: No I didn't!

Nea: Huh... you're right. Mom the other day said she was worried about him and that she worries about him a lot.

Cross: Well... your mom is a sweet person, albiet a little crazy for hanging out with the Earl-

Mana: Wait- hanging out with the Earl?

Nea: Since when has she seen the Earl?

Cross: Uh...

Nea: I was about to suspect that you were oddly close to our mother... now I think you know more than you've been telling us...

Mana: Yeah... and we've never seen you in the same room as our uncle...

Past! Allen: Yeah! Not to mention he seems to know both Exorcist AND Noah magic.

Mana and Nea: Yeah!!!

Cross:... excuse me for just one second- *runs away*

Nea: Cross!!! Get back here!!!

Mana: I can't believe it... Nea's paranoia was right!

Past! Allen: Whew- thank goodness. For a second I thought my cover was the one blown.

Mana annd Nea: What?

Past!Allen: What?

Meanwhile

Cross: *locking himself in another room* Oh geez... that was close...

Katerina: Hello!

Cross: Ack!

Katerina: Oops! Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. What are you doing in here?

Cross: They're on to me! I told them too much!

Katerina: About your feelings? Or your identity...?

Cross: About your affair with the Earl!

Katerina: ... it wasn't an affair. Adam was sweet-

Cross: Well- would you want THEM knowing the truth?!

Katerina: Well- what's keeping you from telling them the truth?

Cross: You want me to? Because I will!

Katerina: I think you're holding in a lot of pain with the secrets you are keeping. Trust me... it isn't easy to keep everything to yourself. If you don't feel like talking to them about it, I'm always here.

Cross: You're just about as looney as they are.

Katerina: *chuckle* We Campbells have always been eccentric. It runs in the family. But that's what makes us special, isn't it?

Cyrus: I suppose... special enough to keep the Earl at bay at least.

Katerina: Special enough that even the most closed off of people can find solace in our home.

#d gray man #dgm #just one skit I thought I could try #dgm spoilers

[looniecartooni]

Allen: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Earl: No Allen... *removes the suit* I am your father...

Allen: No... it can't be! *switches to Nea*

Nea: Well actually, I was your brother all along-

Earl: NOOOOO-

The images in Tyki's mind begin to fade...

Wisely: And so you see... how I think you fit into this is-

Tyki: Wisely- I am more confused than when you tried to explain it without the references! STOP TRYING TO EXPLAIN!

Wisely: Okay- yeesh! I tried to make it easier... It'd make more sense if you got to know and digest the content over a number of years. There are still a number of unanswered hypothesises that even I don't quite know how to explain. But if you want to know more-

Tyki: Alright- give my brain a bit of time to just process all of this.

Wisely: Alright then! I'm going to take a nap. Explaining everything took a lot of energy out of me *lays down and rests*

Road: *visiting him in his Noah Memory* You see why I keep these things a secret?

Wisely: Ha! I barely brushed the surface of all the secrets he hardly knows about. I just hope no one else ends up asking me about-

Sheril: Wisely! Wisely, wake up!

Wisely: Oh shoot... *waking up* Hola, Papa.

Sheril: Tyki just told me you know all about the Earl, the Fourteenth, and that pesky exorcist Allen Walker.

Wisely: Yeah- so?

Sheril: So? So explain to me what you know!

Wisely: Oh boy *closes his eyes* Road, help me.

Road: Use references to plays and musicals. He knows about those.

Wiseley: *opens his eyes* So... have you heard of The Heathers?

#d gray man #dgm #hey look! I did a DGM skit #no they are not back yet #not sure where I was going with this one #dgm tyki #tyki mikk #wisely kamelot #wisely #sheril kamelot

[looniecartooni]

Sheril: Choose wisely...

Wisely: I can't decide.

Sheril: Well then use your brain!

Wisely: I'm trying to- but no one's thinking what I want!

Sheril: What? Is there something wrong with your head?! Make a decision!

Wisely: Actually- I do have this persistent headache. I Might have migraine coming on.

Sheril: You might be the migraine.

Wisely: Well, that's a bit harsh. I might not be Road-

Sheril: *sigh* I miss Road...

Wisely: I know.

Sheril: But now's not the time to think about that. Keep your head straight and make a decision.

Wisely: Alright alright. Um...

Sheril: Choose wisely!

Wisely: I'm trying- just give me a minute! Yeesh!

Sheril: Wisely, wisely...

Wisely: Ha ha- very funny. Going to run that joke into the ground much like the Earl.

Sheril: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask...

Wisely: Ask who? The Earl? I mean- I guess he could help. *feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around*

Sheril: (speaking) Against my better judgement, I'd like your opinion. Which tie should I go with for my meeting? The bowtie or the bolo tie?

Wisely: (realizing Sheril was not waiting for him to pick out a pair of shoes to go fishing in) Oooohhhh uh....

Sheril: *sigh* Nevermind, I'll go ask the Earl instead. His fashion sense may be unique, but he does know how to pull off a good tie.

Wisely: (embarrassed) Ah ha ha ha- yeah. That's a great idea. Definitely... definitely didn't think of that. *nervously laughs as Sheril leaves*

#d gray man #sheril kamelot #wisely kamelot #choose wisely #dgm #oh boy-it's thunder and lighting outside #and no- sadly the skits are not back

[looniecartooni]

Wisely: Tyki's starting to lose control again.

Road: Oh- he'll be fine you've just have to remember to reboot him when it happens.

Wisely: Okay...

Later

Tyki: What's happening to me...?

Joyd: Mwah hahaha. Ah HA HA H- *gets hit in the head by a boot* Huh?

Wisely: *throwing another boot at Joyd* Stop! Go away!

Joyd: *Angrily disappears*

Tyki: How long am I going to be able to keep- *gets hit in the head by another boot* Hey! Enough!

Wisely: ... *tosses another boot*

Tyki: Ow! I said quit it!

Wisely:...*runs*

Tyki: Why do the kids keep doing that...?

#it was funnier in my head #then I dragged it out #hope it was funny to you #d gray man #dgm #dgm noah #dgm tyki #tyki mikk #dgm skit #reboot #wisely #wisely kamelot

[looniecartooni]

Nea: Dang it, Mana! Why'd you have to curse Allen?! Now I feel bad for destroying the akuma...

Link: Ah- so you do have a moral compass.

Nea: ...

Nea: Another word out of you and it's curtains for you, guard dog.

#d gray man #dgm #been a while since I did a skit #this one is kind of lazy though #nea d campbell #neah campbell #link howard #howard link #then again- I wonder how Nea would feel about seeing akuma souls #or if he's even seen them #be interesting to learn about

[looniecartooni]

Nea: Hey- I discovered something new about Tim...

Mana: What is i-aaaAAAAH!

Cross: Holy-

Past!Allen: Oh my gosh- is that normal?!

Nea: (lying on top of a giant Timcampy) I don't know, but I'm not complaining. I wonder if he could eat people now...

Cross: I told you not to feed it, dang it!

Past!Allen: So he grows when you feed him? Interesting...

Cross: No- not necessarily.

Mana: *coming to terms with and hugging Tim and giggling* I guess we just have a big Timcampy now.

Nea: Indeed. A upgrade on the already adorable tiny Timcampy.

Timcampy: *smiles*

Mana: Think mom will still let us keep him?

Cross: *sigh* There might be a bug I need to sort out to get him back to normal-

Past!Allen: Why rush?

Cross: Eh.

Past!Allen: *climbing on top of Tim* Now we have a big weapon we can use on the Earl. Plus- How can you not love a giant Timcampy?! I swear- this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen *hugs*

Mana: *climbing to the top* Help me up! I want to join you guys!

Timcampy: *helps Mana up with his tail*

Nea, Mana, and Past!Allen: *laughing with joy and openly admiring a giant Timcampy much to the glee of the giant Timcampy*

Cross: *watching them in confusion* ... You're all insane.

#d gray man #dgm #ha ha- the skits are coming back! #mana d campbell #timcampy #nea d campbell #neah campbell #past!allen #cross marian #marian cross

[looniecartooni]

No one usually pays attention to when I do these oc mini comics, but this is a joke that’s been in my head for many years and probably has been done before a hundred times but... here.

#as much as I love dgm and fan art/fan skits and stuff I wanna post original stuff too #maybe I'm the one standing in the way of posting original stuff? #i don't know #comicart #halloween #halloween comic #halloween comics #my oc drawing #my oc art #my oc comic #stupid puns #puns #clean jokes #jokes

[looniecartooni]

Black Order supervisor: Happy Birthday, Komui Lee. What do you wish for?

Komui: I wish to someday become a branch head for the European Branch so I can save my sister from the prison she has been isolate in all these years.

Supervisior: Ha- well that's wishful thinking-

Komui: I also wish to gain the ability to make giant mechanical creations that will destroy everything my sister and I hate and make this order a better place.

Supervisor: You truly are a dreamer, Komu-

Komui: I also wish one day to grow so tall that I am able to look down upon the Earl of Millennium and tell him that he'll pay for what he's done. And that we all may be free-

Supervisor: Alright alright- stop it! Quit thinking of out there wishes! Now that you've said them out loud, they won't come true. You jinxed yourself, Komui. You jinnxed yourself.

Years later

Komui: *standing over the human Earl in the palm of Komurin with his sister safely inside after a long battle*

Earl: Who... who are you?

Komui:... I am the Branch Head of the Black Order's European unit. You have killed too many of my soldiers and scarred too many of my exorcists, most of whom are just children. You'll pay for what you've done... *gets raised in to the Komurin and prepares for battle*

#d gray man #dgm #komui lee #fictional birthday #this is probably one of my best skits

[looniecartooni]

Wisely: Desires, I-

Sheril: Quit calling me that. I am your father and I'd preferred to be referred to as such.

Wisely:... Papa-

Sheril: Hmph- that's fairly childish but acceptable.

Wisely: Kind of like you.

Sheril: What?

Wisely: Anyways, I'd like to tell you something.

Sheril: What? It'd better be an apology.

Wisely: No... I fell into a thorn bush. I have thorns now. Can you help me pull them out? I swear no roses were destroyed in the process...

Sheril:...

Wisely:... Please? they really hurt.

Sheril: ... *sigh* Fine.

Wisely: Yay! Thank you, Papa!

#d gray man #dgm #been a while since I did a Wisely- Sheril skit #wisely kamelot #sheril kamelot #he cannotically calls him papa I think

[looniecartooni]

Based on the skit I made. However, it was almost 2 am and my hand was exhausted from drawing DGM stuff. Sorry for the bad lighting.

#vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #lord ruthven #comte de saint germain #the shapeless one

[looniecartooni]

DGM skit: Hair

Tyki: *slicks hair back with one hand in one fwail swoop and it stays*

Jasdero: Huh?

Sheril: *also manages to slick back his hair except for two strands and it remains that way*

Devit: What? How-?

Millennium Earl: *in human form* Good evening, gentleman *takes two hands to either side of his face and slicks back hair in a single fwail swoop as well, missing only two strands like Sheril*

Tyki: Oh- you two missed some spots.

Sheril: Oh- those never want to stay in place *tries to slip back the strands but they pop out, barely messing up his hair*

Jasdero: *tries to slick back his hair. It stays a moment, but as soon as he turns his head, it undos*

Devit: Here *puts water in his hand and tries slick Jasdero's hair back and his own. Both hairstyles end up falling apart much to the twins anger*

Millenium Earl: Do you two need help?

Devit: Pft- no.

Jasdero: How do you guys do it so easily?

Skin Boric: *joins them* Rrrr...

Tyki: What up, Sweet Tooth?

Skin Boric: My name isn't Sweet Tooth, its Skin!

Road: *carrying a head band* Daddy, can you help me please?

Sheril: Why of course, dear *manages to slick her hair back and put a head band on it without her hair popping back up, much to Jasdevi's shock*

Jasdero: WhaaaAAAAA-?

Devit: How?! HOW?!

Skin: *sigh* Can you help me too?

Tyki: *sigh* Here- I got ya *slicks back Skin's hair and puts a head band on it*

Devit: Wha- Seriously?!

Jasdero: No fair! We want to put our hair back that easily!

Devit: No we don't- Jasdero, shut up!

Millennium Earl: *does it for them at the same time* You'll learn how to do it in time. Now come on. Let's all get to the dinner table. *he and everyone else over the age of 25 chronologically leave, Sheril carrying Road and Tyki right behind Skin*

Tyki: You know, a thank you might be nice...

Skin: *grummbles*

Tyki: *chuckles*

Road: Thank you...

Sheril: Of course, my beautiful little daughter *smootch*

Road: *giggles and wipes it off*

Jasdero +Devit:.... *touch their hair*

Jasdero: *shakes his head a little*

Devit: *attempts to mess it up- barely leaves it place*

Jasdevi: *stare at each other*... HOW?!

#d gray man #long post #dgm #dgm noah #jasdero #devit #jasdevi #skin bolic #skin boric #sheril kamelot #dgm tyki #tyki mikk #millenium earl #the millennium earl #road kamelot #dgm road