#dgm fiidora

[chaoticace2005]

DGM: Noah Competency Analysis

It is 2 am and I have work at 6:30 am and am making the amazing decision to stay up and analyze these bastards because my friend got me into this series and now it has taken over my life (thanks Koala.)

For the Noah, many seem to be pretty bad at their jobs: from the "kill the generals" arc where everyone failed to whatever the hell was up with the ark arc to Wisely/Tyki LOSING the Earl. So, being the autistic individual I am who recently took a stats class, I decided to analyze all the Noah in some kind of mathematical way to look at just how incompetent these losers are.

Note: statistical analysis is not completely representative of the Noah since it is only looking at information revealed in the manga/assumed as of June 2023- it is entirely possible that this information will change.

But now to it... (spoilers)

First, I wanted to establish some kind of system to accurately grade the Noah based on their accomplishments. Originally I was putting down all their activities and noting if they failed/succeeded- giving +1 points to successes and 0 for failures and then averaging it out based on total # of activities, but this led to the problem where some Noah were shown more than other so there was more data (like Mercyma or Tryde) and as a result their competency was put very high despite the fact we have little information on them, so this idea was scrapped.

Ultimately, I made it so each Noah started out with a 5/10 ranking, and then points were added and lost depending on their successes/failures and to what degree they were.

The "successes/failures" only looks at specific missions assigned to the Noah by the Earl- so for instance Tyki going around and killing extra exorcists like Daisya and Suman were not counted, as he was specifically ordered to kill Allen at the time and did this as an "extracurricular." Points were also deducted if the Noah did something that went against the Earl/hurt the Noah (more on this later.)

Points Awarded:

+0.5= Succeed at easy mission

+1.0= Succeed at mission

+1.5= Succeed at hard mission

-0.5= Fail at hard mission/ not a total loss

-1.0= Fail at mission

-1.5= Fail at easy mission/ make things worse

With this established onto the grading!

2nd Apostle: Tryde/Toraido (Judge)

-1.5: Stop traitors of Noah- failed with Nea (they all pretty much died as result)

+0.5: Be in Russia with Jasdevi for Alma Arc- succeed (kinda just stood there)

Total Competence: 4/10 (very limited amount of data but fairly okay, maybe don't trust with your life but can trust to not set house on fire)

3rd Apostle: Tyki Mikk (Pleasure)

+1.0: Kill Yeegar- succeed

-1.5: Kill Allen/Innocence- failed both and actually increased Allen’s power

-1.0: Kill exorcists in Edo- failed

-0.5: Kill Cross- mission given by Earl but never really attempted (Joyd did when awoken but failed)

+0.5: Bring Allen to North America branch- succeed

+1.0: Rescue Allen from Apocryphos- succeed

-0.5: Kill Apocryphos- failed

-1.0: Recruit Allen- failed

-1.0: Protect Road- failed

-1.5: Babysit Earl- failed 

Extra: Responsible for Ark Arc, resulting in death of fellow Noah Skinn, permanent injury to Jasdevi along with himself, and Allen/the Order gaining access to the Ark (which later led to Egg being destroyed): -4.0

Total Competence: -3.5/10 (do NOT give this guy anything to do, if you asked him for milk he’d leave, kill someone in a Chuck E Cheese, and bring the dead body home (WITHOUT THE MILK))

4th Apostle: Sheril/Cheryl (Desires)

+1.5: Cause wars- succeed

+1.0: Take control of North America branch- succeed

+0.5: Help capture Apocryphos- succeed (didn’t appear to do much)

Extra: Did go behind Earl’s back to capture Bookman/Lavi and torture for information about Nea: -1.0

Total Competence: 7/10 (can trust to this guy to do most things, but if it threatens his or Road's life all bets are off)

5th Apostle: Wisely/Waizuri (Wisdom)

+1.0: Unite Alma and Kanda to awaken 14th- succeed

-1.5: Babysit Earl- failed

Extra: With Bookman/Lavi, tried to read minds but failed? So he was incompetent but in a way that supported the Earl: -0.5 

Total Competence: 4/10 (if you leave a plant with him the plant will likely die)

Note: Alma Arc may have been a fluke but he seems to have lost competence after this- maybe Allen bonking Kanda in the head and giving Wisely a migraine had lasting effects? Maybe Sheryl had a point here:

6th Apostle: Feedler/Fiedla/Fiidora (Corrosion)

+1.5: Fights exorcists in China/infects exorcist- succeed, now have spy in order

-1.5: Babysit Earl- failed

+1.0: Act as communication for Noah- succeed, ranked as “1.0” since it is his ability specific

Extra: Did help Cheryl torture Bookman/Lavi, going against Earl: -0.5

Total Competence: 5.5/10 (can trust to not burn house down when cooking dinner, although food may be meh)

7th Apostle: Mercym/Maushyma (Pity)

+1.0: Occupy Madaroa- succeed

+0.5: Capture Apocryphos- succeed (didn’t appear to do much)

Total Competence: 6.5/10 (can be trusted to babysit kids)

8th Apostle: Skinn (Wrath) (Note: PRETTY DEAD)

-1.0: Kill Tiedoll- failed

-1.5: Kill Tiedoll unit- failed, dying as a result

Total Competence: 2.5/10 (very likely to get into a car accident due to road rage if allowed to borrow a car)

9th Apostle: Road (Dreams)

+0.5: Acquire Skinn when he was woken- succeed

-1.0: Retrieve Miranda Innocence- failed

+1.0: Kill Yeegar- succeed

+1.5: Copy Ark- succeed

+1.0: Help with Alma Karma arc- succeed

+1.5: Rescue Allen- succeed, went beyond to protect him

-0.5: Kill Apocryphos- failed

-0.5: Recruit Allen- failed (gets a bit of slack cause she was kinda fading away)

Extra: Responsible for Ark Arc, resulting in death of fellow Noah Skinn, permanent injury to Jasdevi/Tyki , and Allen/the Order gaining access to the Ark (which later led to Egg being destroyed): -4.0

HOWEVER she wasn’t killed by Nea so +3.0 points.

Total Competence: 7.5/10 (likely to complete a group project, but it was likely done by her forcing someone else to do it by candle-point- work smarter not harder)

10th/11th Apostles: Jasdevi (Bonds)

-1.5: Kill Cross- failed badly, acquiring debt in process

+0.5: Be in Russia with Tryde for Alma Arc- succeed

+1.5: Capture Apocryphos- succeed

Total Competence: 5.5/10 (surprisingly high) (if left to bake a cake the kitchen may be a disaster and the sink may be on fire but there will be a surprisingly okay cake) (about 2.75/10 each)

Note: Competence seems to have increased following encounter with Krory, did a reverse Wisely and actually got MORE competent over time.

12th Apostle: Lulu Bell (Lust)

-1.0: Retrieve egg- failed (egg destroyed but Order able to use some of egg to make Thirds)

+0.5: Be in Greece for Alma Arc- succeed

Total Competence: 4.5/10 (considered competent due to loyalty but fairly lazy, if told to do the dishes she would find someone else to do it for her and that person would do a subpar job)

13th Apostle: Mightra/Maitora (Ability)

+0.5: Make cool outfits- succeed

+1.0: Make skulls- succeed

+1.5: Do other magic related stuff with Ark/Akuma- succeed

Total Competence: 8/10 (can be trusted to house sit for a week without issue)

Also, just for fun:

The Fourteenth/Nea D. Campbell

+1.5: Kill Noah- mostly succeeded and damaged memories so kudos to him

+1.5: Restrict Ark- succeeded

-0.5: Kill Earl- failed

+1.0: Reincarnate- succeed

-1.5: Kill Johnny- failed

-1.0: Trick Kanda- failed

-1.0: Trick Link- failed

-0.5: Kill Earl (Part 2 Electric Boogaloo)- failed

+0.5: Reveal past to Earl- sorta? He certainly monologued but who knows if the Earl was all there

-1.0: Take over Allen completely- failed

Total Competence: 4/10

So... all in all (excluding Nea from calculations):

Mightra: 8/10

Road: 7.5/10

Cheryl: 7/10

Mercym: 6.5/10

Feedler: 5.5/10

Jasdevi: 5.5/10

Lulu Bell: 4.5/10

Tryde: 4/10

Wisely: 4/10

Skinn: 2.5/10

Tyki: -3.5/10

With the average competency of the Noah being around 4.68/10 and the median being 5.5/10.

I would also like to take the time to point out just how incompetent Tyki is compared to his fellow Noah:

Tyki is literally graphed as a fucking outlier and even without the 4.0 points he lost because of the Arc Ark, he would still be at a 0.5/10, still the lowest of all the Noah. In fact, if we were to take this data and assume that the Noah are a representative sample for all of humanity, he would have be in the bottom 0.6% for competency (using Z-score to determine this.)

Without Tyki, the Noah's competency would be up to 5.5/10, which I feel like is great evidence of the fact that Tyki is so goddamn stupid and his real Noah ability is the power to lower the intelligence/competence of everyone around him. Why did Wisely lose competence after Alma arc? Because he had to be around Tyki all the time. Why did Jasdevi gain competence? Because they started being babysat by Mercym and Tryde instead of Tyki. They purposely left Tyki to watch over the Earl because they thought there was no way he could mess up watching over their delusional grandfather while the twins/Mercym/Sheryl caught Apocryphos and he still did. Honestly maybe if the Noah want the Order to lose they should just sneak Tyki into the organization and let him just lower the competence of everyone there so the organization eventually collapses in on itself and combusts.

#dgm #d gray man #d grayman #noah clan #noah family #dgm tryde #tryde dgm #tyki mikk #tyki mikk is so stupid and we love him for it #tyki dgm #cheryl kamelot #sheril kamelot #wisely kamelot #dgm fiidora #dgm feedler #skinn bolic #road kamelot #jasdevi #jasdero #devitto dgm #devit dgm #lulu bell #mightra dgm #nea d campbell #dgm rant

[mugiwara-shuenobi]

#d.gray-man #d.gray man #tyki mikk #joido #waizurii #wisely kamelot #fiedla #fiidora #clan of noah #the noah clan #d.gray man spoilers #dgm spoilers #katsura hoshino

[faeriexqueen]

Eye of the Beholder

Title: Eye of the Beholder. Fandom: D. Gray-Man. Characters: Fiidora, Lavi. Words: 1.5K+.   Tags: Canon compliant, War, Violence, Trauma.   Chapters: 1/1.   Summary: The eyes were good for seeing things until they weren’t.    Excerpt:

The eyes saw a lot more than he ever cared to see. That was how they worked – weeding their way into hosts, ugly little parasites that peeked into the lives of whoever they inhabited. Cold, slimy, unpleasant. They didn’t always hurt as they burrowed their way into unsuspecting humans. It all depended on what Fiidora wanted them to do. Sometimes, they slithered in quietly – calmly – so much that the host didn’t know one for the wiser. It was easier when there was little resistance. But sometimes, the hosts fell sick. Unconscious and ailing, their eyes turning black as their bodies withered and threatened to collapse. Fiidora reserved the painful ones for the enemies: the exorcists, the Order’s dogs. One stubborn exorcist in particular he was particularly rough with, selecting a more temperamental parasite to slip into the young man’s body out of spite. Even with Fiidora disappearing miles away, he could hear the agonized the screams and feel the painful tremors, the Order’s scientists unable to offer any help at all. Eventually, Fiidora grew bored. After the parasite securely planted itself, he allowed the eye to fall quiet, the exorcist seemingly making a recovery. Seemingly. Besides – while the parasitic eye served as a spy, Fiidora didn’t harbor too much interest in that exorcist. Fiidora didn’t care for the temperamental self-righteousness or the heated energy. Even when he confronted him, his interest had been much more directed to the exorcist’s comrades – the Bookmen.

Read on AO3.

#dgm #dgrayman #d gray man #fiidora #feedler #fiddler #lavi #lavi bookman #fanfiction #writing #writing update #no cover art for this because I am...exhausted XD

[venusaria]

I’ve been having terrible sleep lately so I made some shitty edits of my fav Noah boys~

#d gray man #d.gray-man dgm #mana d campbell #tyki mikk #sheril kamelot #jasdero #devit #jasdevi #millennium earl #fiidora #i am very proud of the edit of Sherils and Fiidoras #took me like 30 mins to do both of them #but Fiidoras edit is my personal favorite #i made the edits based on personality/hobby/and things they like #yes ill do the girls and maybe the main 4 #i feel like i could have done Tykis better #i tried ok

[dirtpie39]

I just gotta say that the moment I saw the reincarnations of the noah clan I was like...

Cause they looked so cute and dazzling! Like the ones in dgm were super cute too but these guys were a step up... Road and tyki look pretty much the same but still the white outfits they were in just stole my heart... 😆🤩😍🤩😆

#d gray man hallow #d grey man hallow #dgm hallow #dgmh #dgm #noah #noah clan #noah family #toraido #road kamelot #sheril kamelot #tyki mikk #wisely #fiidora #maashiima #jasdero #devit #mightra #anime #just me

[dgmagines]

Hey could I get a match up? I'm an INFJ personality type and cancer in the western zodiac. I'm pretty average height, 5'5, and have short hair that's currently strawberry blonde. I'm pretty creative, I love writing and sewing and making jewelry the most, and I'm learning to cook better too. I'm the mom friend, usually caring for my friends more than myself. I'm also too hard on myself sometimes, a bad mix of perfectionist and paranoid anxiety unfortunately. But I'm always trying my hardest.

Hello!! I apologize for taking so long! I hope thedescription you gave us still fits your person ;; v ;; Min will continue thisnow!! I hope you enjoy!!

Min Cal says your match isour noah boy, Fiidora! And a good match too might I say :3c Given howprotective Fiidora is about his family, there’s no doubt that he will fuss overyou when he feels like you’re about to go down in a slump; he takes care of youmore than you take care of yourself sometimes and it worries him!! But there arealso times where you fuss over him as well so all is equal!

On days off, the two of you can be seen in a room somewheredoing something creative- be it drawing, sewing or anything else. Fiidorausually sits in a spot somewhere close to you while he draws but on rareoccasions, he’ll poke his head around your business and pick up the tools tolearn how to do the thing himself! He especially loves to bother you while youexperiment on cooking!

Min’s pick for you, dear non, is none other than our manReever! Min has a feeling that he’ll take care of you a lot- especially whenyour anxiety spikes or you get too hung up on perfectionism. He’s a greattalker so he’s able to talk you out of overworking or calm you down when heneeds to. He’d also always leave little positive notes for you throughout theday when he can- notes like “You can do it!” or “Great job today!”

On days off, whenever he gets it, Reever likes to stay closeto you – not really doing anything except for letting his body and his brainrest. He likes to watch you as you work, complimenting your work and thoroughlyenjoying the things you make – especially the dishes you cook! If he has toread up on something for work, he does so in the same space that you’reoccupying at the moment; letting the comfortable silence settle around the bothof you.

Now, for possible best friend matches! Min would say yourbest friends would be Miranda, Lenalee, Johnny, Rohfa, and/or Marie!

#anon #match ups #fiidora #reever wenhamm #dgm #d gray man #d.gray man #d. gray man #dgm hallow #hmm this is completely unrelated but yall know how min likes to vent in the tags by now /laughs #min is thinking of taking the next month off of opening askbox #i mean #we'll see but ya know #min's feeling tired today so maybe min is just being irrational or something (thats not the word but min cant think of a closer word to #describe??? the feeling?? so yeah fbsdhjgsjg)

[candy-crackpot]

I didn't know Kanda shared the same voice actor as Klaud from the atrocity of Black Butler 2, how am I supposed to unsee Kanda with some uncomfortably long giraffe tongue

#cursed post #dgm #d.gray-man #dgrayman #d gray man #kuroshitsuji #Kanda Yuu #Klaud Faustus #i had an emotional whipslash learning this #now he can be crackshipped with fiidora *cries*

[morganida]

can i be your new apprentice, i think you are going to lose the last one

#dgm #d gray man #froi tiedoll #feedler #fiidora #dgm 226 #tiedoll is so cool #and my fav corrosion child is there #v good #good chapter

[baereaved]

also since no one else has mentioned it, fiidora just sitting like a fair maiden after he falls like “oh? where did link go?” is adorable and feels 100% like he just saw his prince charming & is all bummed that he had to leave

#crane rambles #fiidora? the cutest #dgm spoilers #should i still be tagging it really... #i'll give it a little while longer maybe #the lil braid rlly makes it... fiidora is rapunzel #coughs... braid boys.... that's enough material for a ship #altho perhaps it'd be better as friends & maybe unrequited love on fii's side #fiidora teaches link to Chill & link. idk. is stoic enough to not really mind his tongue business #imagine that... fii falling in love just bc someone finally didn't think he was totally gross #i love you fiidora...

[spiccanart]

Day 17 - Inktober - Horror Show

The prompt called for Fiidora/Feedler in this form. Anyone else have a feeling that his human body is merely a shell/disguise for the parasities?

#dgm #d gray man #Fiidora #Feedler #Inktober 2017 #body horror #umm if you think this kind of works need more specific tags let me know #especially my new followers #you can tell me if you want or need me to tag something certain

[qesena-archive]

i compiled the last of the requests i wont be doing anymore orz, please enjoy 

and as always  check out my dgm charms

#dgm #yullen #laviyuu #kanda yuu #allen walker #allena #fiidora #lavi bookman #lenalee lee #d gray man #ive drawn kanda so many times now lmao #my art #requests #DONE NO MORE #this is the last of iiiiit #these are of varying quality #but im really proud of the allena one tho lmao #i think it turned out rlly good #i wanted to color it but i was too lazyy

[mugiwara-shuenobi]

#d.gray-man #d.gray man #fiidora #fiedla #clan of noah #the noah clan #howard link #d.gray man spoilers #dgm spoilers #katsura hoshino

[rielity]

dgm 225 is basically

everyone: don't do the thing

neah:

neah: does the thing

#dgm #d gray man #neah d. campbell #in rielity #dgm 225 #dgm spoilers #howard link #fiidora #tyki mikk

[froggyhopscotch]

The result of misreading Fedora Link as Fidora Link. Also the reason why I am Not Allowed to Have Nice Things.

#howard link #fiidora #fidora #fiedla #dgm #d gray man #froggydraws #dgm fanart #discord chat

[icharchivist]

I want to thank God for Howard Link who binded Fiidora’s horrible tongue out of sight.

You go bae, I hold your flower.

#jkdhfjkdhf #no offense Fiidora but that was gross to start with #ichablogging dgm #dgm225 #dgm spoilers

[spiccan]

Supposed to be doing some work, but I need to share my DGM dream since it was pretty epic in all its ridiculousness. It focused on Lavi and Lenalee, who were badly beaten and running away from a huge battle against Noah.

They were hiding in an abandoned construction site but Fiidora found them (this whole part was pretty exciting since it had undpredictable athmosphere). Instead of attacking them Fiidora was good-natured and just wanted to play games, and he made Lavi and Lenalee participate in them (can’t remember specific ones except for word games.) Lavi and Lenalee were still tense and scared so they escaped during hide and seek.

While trying to avoid running into possible pissed Fiidora, they encountered Tyki instead. In his black suit and top hat, with that Tyki-ish grin... he wasn’t up for a chat. So Lenalee and Lavi ran into peopleless swimming hall (??? wtf brain) and figured Lena would fly them away when they put some distance between them and Tyki (great idea indoors). But Lena froze and her Innocence didn’t cooperate when Tyki just got closer, so Lavi decided to buy some time and jumped into one of the pools (which was filled even if the building was empty?). Tyki followed him by jumping in the water too (could have just walked over it you stupid Noah). Just as he was about to catch Lavi, Lena got her boots working and rescued him. They flew away to god knows where.

That was pretty much what I remember from that dream--except that it had a new, angry Noah in it. He was taller and more muscular pretty face compared to Tyki or Sheril... and he had long, curly lavender hair (I kid you not, I’m pissing myself.) And I’m 100% sure that his name was either Faylan or Feiran, and I have no idea where that came from but I’m sure it’s @kashyurio ‘s fault influence.

#DGM #Lavi #Lenalee Lee #Fiidora #Tyki Mikk #dreams #DGM crack #I see dreams rarely and this really made my day #I remember seeing four this year #three of them being snake nightmares