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[ID: The Chris Flemming “was anyone going to tell me” meme. It reads: Okay was anyone going to tell me that that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins is the same Jimmy Hawkins from Autopsy Turvy, or was I just supposed to realize it while relistening to the entire show myself?”]

Please tell me I’m not the only one

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #obituary writer #that two timing bastard jimmy hawkins #I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS #DO YOU REALIZE HOW FOOLISH I FEEL??? #IVE RELISTENED TO THE SHOW A THOUSAND TIMES AND NEVER PICKED THIS UP #WHAT A FOOL IVE BEEN!!! #death by dying podcast #death by dying pod

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Button eyed raven my beloved

#Dbdhypetrain #favorite character #Death by dying #shitpost #lol #funny #podcasts #button eyed raven #in my head he’s just a floppy little plush

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COUNT DOWN TO SEASON 2!!!! The time has BEGUN!!! THE HYPE TRAIN ROLLS ALONG!!!!

[ID: a deranged looking Elmo puppet reaching its hands to the sky in front of blazing fire]

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #death by dying podcast #Season 2 #TIME TO SCREAM

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[a tumble reply from mistergrass. It says “my first (correct) prediction is that it will be wonderful. My second prediction is completely unhinged OW is gonna become best friends with the bike.]

Absolutely correct on the first point. Unless things take a HARD turn, we’re certainly in for a treat.

And the second, OOOOOH yeah. From the trailer? Boys gone absolutely off the rails. Honestly, Love that for him.

@mistergrass

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #obituary writer #season 2 predictions #sometimes you gotta go fuckin nuts #you just gotta

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I Would Pay Good Money To Meet Any Other Employee From The Evening Post

Gofundme for the Counter Podcast called Life by Living that's about all of OW's coworkers who are both delighted and concerned at all the BATSHIT things he puts in the Obituaries.

#dbdhypetrain #Death by Dying #Hold on I think I'm on to something here... #But seriously the idea that OW is actually just a really weird guy in a completely normal job in a completely normal town #kinda delights me a bit

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This isn’t so much a headcanon as it is an analytical thought I had about the show one time, but the symbolism, the nature of the character, and even the design of the Angel of Life make her a part of the Consuming Mother archetype. In this essay I will—

👀👀

Where’s the essay, OP

WHERES THE ESSAY, OP?!

#dbdhypetrain #Death By Dying #angel of life #this is a joke for five people #AT BEST #indulge me

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The only thing that makes O.W feel rage is musicals.

Charlotte is a theater nerd, and is almost constantly singing Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen. (He doesn't stop her because Charlotte is his friend and good friends support their friend's special interest. Doesn't mean he won't complain a bit.)

The Angel of Death insists on watching Nightmare before Christmas every movie night. (He knows every word to the movie now. He once suggested watching Halloweentown to A.O.D. They just stared at him silently until he put the disk to Nightmare before Christmas in the DVD tray.)

The Angel of Life blasts the Hamilton soundtrack from the speakers of her Ford Focus. O.W feels murderous rage whenever he even hears a Ford Focus.

Every sentence of this. Was an absolute ride. and Boy Howdy was it a great one.

OW as The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is such a very good take. He is the kind of person who has this vivid pretense of being classy man with only vintage tastes, but is semi secretly a huge fucking nerd.

Charlotte is absolutely prime theater kid material. Catch her doing a one woman show about Walruses while she was away from Crestfall.

Angel of Death having ONE film that she watches is absolutely on the money. She has a job that’s very demanding. It’s nice to relax with her FAVORITE movie. Change her routine at your own peril, OW

Angel of Life doing drive by tormentings specifically to classically condition OW is incredible and we are absolutely taking notes. 

Send us you Death by Dying Headcannons!

#death by dying #dbdhypetrain #death by dying podcast #obituary writer #Charlotte #Angel of Death #Angel of Life #I adore each and every one of these ideas #each one made me laugh harder than the lest #bless you anonymous

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The one that always gets me is ' This man in the front row is wearing a baseball cap ' from the live show.

YES. Oh my god yes. The live show is so fun!!!! So many good moments in that show.

Including the AMAZING "Johnny Lost His Bootstraps in the Promised Land" by everyone's favorite The Bally Go Backwards Boys. 10/10 for that Banger ALONE

#Dbdhypetrain #Death By Dying #dbd #Was Hat Man a Plant? The World My Never No #the bit was great regardless

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OW Sing/Crying to ‘Good 4 U’

Someone looking into OW’s windows where he’s sipping on brandy and playing a record in a smoking jacket, staring longingly into a fire, mind lost in deep contemplation as he thinks about the dark twists and turns of his past.

But the record he’s playing is Olivia Rodrigo on full blast.

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #obituary writer #everyone processes heartbreak differently #sometimes you just get REALLY into death

[deathbydyinghypetrain]

DBD HYPE TRAIN!

[ID: The Death By Dying Podcast Logo. Underneath in large Red Letters: ‘HYPE TRAIN!’]

Are you a fan of this lovely, spooky, funny Podcast? Do you enjoy graveyard walks with the Angel of Death, not wasting mince pies, and the sweet dulcet tones of the Bally-Go-Backwards boys? Are you so excited for season 2 you feel like your heart is gonna burst right out of your--

Ah... Hmm.

Well! Hop aboard the Death By Dying Hype Train, The Unofficial and Unaffiliated Fan blog designed purely for getting excited about this beloved show! We wanna hear from you about all the things you love about this show; your favorite characters, favorite lines, favorite episodes, share your fan art, your memes, your fan fic, your headcannons--all of it!

WE NOW HAVE A DATE FOR SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS!!!

So hop aboard the Hype Train on our way back to Crestfall, Idaho! Season 2 Here we come!

#Death By Dying #Death by Dying Podcast #dbd #obituary writer #podcast #dbdhypetrain #evan please don't sue us we love you #also Niko I love your tiktoks

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So, we’re gonna try something a bit… Odd.

We can’t say why exactly, but we need your help with something!

Have ever wanted to leave a message for our beloved Obituary Writer? Are you holding onto a burning haiku of love and affection for Crestfall and it’s incredible wonders? Is there an old, folded up note tucked in the back of a drawer in your desk full of dark confessions that’s never to see the light of day?

Well for most of those, we at the Hypetrain have a solution! We have created a callbox for you to call and leave a message! We especially want to hear about what this show means to you, why you like it, and what you’re excited about for things to come! The call will go to voicemail automatically so there’s no fear of talking to anyone--and that’s a promise.

So please! Call [phone] and leave a message for OW and this lovely show 🖤

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #death by dying podcast #death by dying pod

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Here’s a question for you:

What are your predictions for season 2?

Last season gave us so many wonderous and wild stories a woe and whimsy! There were cannons, peach pits, vampires, man-eating cats, ghostly bikes, and all manner of assorted strange and fantastic tales. 

Season 2 is lurking just out of sight, skulking in the darkness with new joys and horrors we can only guess at...

So Let’s Guess!! Tell us what you think awaits us all

#Death by Dying #dbdhypetrain

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Velicopastor is the Pastor Jeff Origin Story Film

[ID: The movie poster for Velocipastor. The top is taken up by a giant velociraptor wearing a clerical robe. Underneath in dramatic, sketch style red font it says "THE VELOCIPASTOR" where the T is a golden cross. Underneath it in white text it says "A MAN OF THE CLAW." Beneath the title is a priest in a blessing pose, with his nails sharp like claws and his face covered in scales. Behind him are ninjas with swords and building on fire]

This is. Incredible.

I can't believe the fourth unreleased Tales from Crestfall is just Pastor Jeff reading the script of Velocipastor and making side remarks about how "it didn't happen QUITE like that."

#dbdhypetrain #Death by Dying #Pastor Jeff #THIS IS THE WEEK OF THE BEST TAKES SO FAR #God bless #running this blog is a joy

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Potentially cursed take: What if OW was a super Normie, and then K*ren broke his heart, and that betrayal and heartbreak turned him into the spooky boi we know today???

I........

Of all the takes......... Normie!OW was NOT what one we could have even possibly expected.

God, what if tho?? What an origin story that would be. Now picturing a crying OW running into the graveyard where he bumped into the Angel of Death, who hands him a tissue.

What humble beginnings....

#dbdhypetrain #Death by Dying #Obituary Writer #Angel of Death #Headcannon #THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT #THE MORE I KIND OF DIG IT

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Obituary Writer messed up so bad when he was legaly changing his name, he accidentally gave himself no legal name. Look at his driver's license and there's just a blank where his name should be

What an I N C R E D I B L E T A K E

Oh my god, yes, Absolutely.

Much like Crestfall Law Enforcement, there's ONE person who handles the official paperwork for all the stuff in the city between licenses, registrations, permits, ordnances, so things just. Slip through the cracks sometimes. Some times a "To Be Filled In At A Later Date" just becomes an official blank.

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #Obituary Writer #god bless this baffling and bizarre town <3

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Pastor Jeff T-poses despite having no idea what T-posing actually is. He's just like "heck yeah, this is cool to the youths 😎"

He's simply imitating the position of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on the cross. He's delighted to see these #Youths taking their faith and applying it in their day to day lives <3

Send us your Death by Dying Headcannons!

#Death by Dying #dbdhypetrain #death by dying podcast #Pastor Jeff #Words cannot describe how much I love this man #Hashtag Relatable Pastor Jeff is my kryptonite