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Death box

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#life with the man eating cats #the man eating cats

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COUNT DOWN TO SEASON 2!!!! The time has BEGUN!!! THE HYPE TRAIN ROLLS ALONG!!!!

[ID: a deranged looking Elmo puppet reaching its hands to the sky in front of blazing fire]

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #death by dying podcast #Season 2 #TIME TO SCREAM

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[ID: an excerpt from an old post. It says “but honestly, if we ever hear that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins in podcast… That will be a very interesting experience and the mere prospect is THOROUGHLY exciting]

THIS HAS BEEN ON THE BLOG FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!

[ID: The Chris Flemming “was anyone going to tell me” meme. It reads: Okay was anyone going to tell me that that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins is the same Jimmy Hawkins from Autopsy Turvy, or was I just supposed to realize it while relistening to the entire show myself?”]

Please tell me I’m not the only one

#you guys DBD OFFICAL FOLLOWS THIS BLOG THEYRE GONNA KNOW IM DUMB NOW

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[ID: The Chris Flemming “was anyone going to tell me” meme. It reads: Okay was anyone going to tell me that that two timing bastard Jimmy Hawkins is the same Jimmy Hawkins from Autopsy Turvy, or was I just supposed to realize it while relistening to the entire show myself?”]

Please tell me I’m not the only one

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #obituary writer #that two timing bastard jimmy hawkins #I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS #DO YOU REALIZE HOW FOOLISH I FEEL??? #IVE RELISTENED TO THE SHOW A THOUSAND TIMES AND NEVER PICKED THIS UP #WHAT A FOOL IVE BEEN!!! #death by dying podcast #death by dying pod

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Chester is The Angel of Death and The Angel of Life's brother

The Angel of Death, The Angel of Life, and the Angel of Goats.

The perfect trio.

Send us you Death by Dying Headcannons!

#Death by Dying #dbdhypetrain #death by dying podcast #Chester #Listen if anyone in this town is an angel in disguise #I would NOT be surprised if it was a beautiful goat with his new best friend.

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The only thing that makes O.W feel rage is musicals.

Charlotte is a theater nerd, and is almost constantly singing Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen. (He doesn't stop her because Charlotte is his friend and good friends support their friend's special interest. Doesn't mean he won't complain a bit.)

The Angel of Death insists on watching Nightmare before Christmas every movie night. (He knows every word to the movie now. He once suggested watching Halloweentown to A.O.D. They just stared at him silently until he put the disk to Nightmare before Christmas in the DVD tray.)

The Angel of Life blasts the Hamilton soundtrack from the speakers of her Ford Focus. O.W feels murderous rage whenever he even hears a Ford Focus.

Every sentence of this. Was an absolute ride. and Boy Howdy was it a great one.

OW as The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is such a very good take. He is the kind of person who has this vivid pretense of being classy man with only vintage tastes, but is semi secretly a huge fucking nerd.

Charlotte is absolutely prime theater kid material. Catch her doing a one woman show about Walruses while she was away from Crestfall.

Angel of Death having ONE film that she watches is absolutely on the money. She has a job that’s very demanding. It’s nice to relax with her FAVORITE movie. Change her routine at your own peril, OW

Angel of Life doing drive by tormentings specifically to classically condition OW is incredible and we are absolutely taking notes. 

Send us you Death by Dying Headcannons!

#death by dying #dbdhypetrain #death by dying podcast #obituary writer #Charlotte #Angel of Death #Angel of Life #I adore each and every one of these ideas #each one made me laugh harder than the lest #bless you anonymous

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Pastor Jeff T-poses despite having no idea what T-posing actually is. He's just like "heck yeah, this is cool to the youths 😎"

He's simply imitating the position of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on the cross. He's delighted to see these #Youths taking their faith and applying it in their day to day lives <3

Send us your Death by Dying Headcannons!

#Death by Dying #dbdhypetrain #death by dying podcast #Pastor Jeff #Words cannot describe how much I love this man #Hashtag Relatable Pastor Jeff is my kryptonite

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What are your DBD Headcannons?

It’s been a bit since we’ve done these and we’ve collected a bunch more fans since the last round. So hit us with any and all headcannons you have for this lovely spooky show!

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #death by dying podcast #death by dying pod

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Obituary Writer actually has never dressed up for Halloween, but people see his nice suit and think serial killer and tell him "nice costume" anyways

The idea. that OW doesn't even know about Halloween and just. Goes along with the shenanigans of the town... Is very delightful to me. It's the one day of the year people don't look at him funny.

#death by dying #dbdhypetrain #Obituary Writer #Honestly Crestfall is so Halloween in vibes it doesn't even need the holiday #it just IS Halloween

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Someone puts a different moustache on the Cragmire Cannon every year

GOOD OL CRAIGGIE. SHE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CITY FESTIVITIES!!

Cannons deserve love too, man

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #Craigmire Cannon #its their human costume #they wanted to participate too

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Every year pastor Jeff dresses in the same generic biblical robes, but just says it's a different prophet and will give and improptu sermon on that prophet if provoked

Lord Help the Poor Bastard who gets stuck listening to this wonderful man ramble on about James for longer than it would take to just read the dang book. RIP, brave soul.

#death by dying #dbdhypetrain #Pastor Jeff #listen he'd be set for like. YEARS of Halloween. I honestly can't blame him.

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Here’s a Question For You

As we draw nearer to the beloved autumnal season, where the nights are long, and a chill rides on the air. Season two is close, but so is another special day.

So tell me, Halloween in Crestfall. What does it look like?

Who decorates? Who dresses up and what do they dress as? What are the town traditions? Hit us with your Halloween Headcannons!

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #a whole town of spooky babes #what shenanigans will they get up to

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Friendly Reminder that the Hype Train call box is still open! We want to make sure everyone has the chance to get in there.

If you want to leave an audio love letter for this fantastic show, call [phone]! You’ll be taken directly to voicemail, so there’s no unknown human interaction required.

We can’t explain specifically what your messages will be used for, but we swear it’s for a very good cause!

#dbdhypetrain #death by dying #dbd #death by dying podcast #trust me you’re gonna wanna get in on this. I’m very excited

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I’m just saying!

Halloween season beginning the same time as Bisexual Awareness month….. I mean….!

[ID: Lizzo in a fancy green dress looks to the camera, raising her hands and giving a slight shrug with a smile]

Just Saying!!!!!!

#I love how DBD isn’t even like. specifically a Halloween or Queer show #but it’s definitely got the ✨vibes✨ of both #dbdhypetrain #death by dying #obituary writer

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when you’re in the middle of the Quindecennial Crestfall bike race but your good friend the Obituary Writer needs you

#Martin #GO MARTIN GO!

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[HYPE TRAIN INTENSIFIES]

#YOU GUYS I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

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Reblogging for the day crowd. Wanna make sure everyone sees this! It’s a weird request, we know, but trust us. This is gonna be really cool.

So, we’re gonna try something a bit… Odd.

We can’t say why exactly, but we need your help with something!

Have ever wanted to leave a message for our beloved Obituary Writer? Are you holding onto a burning haiku of love and affection for Crestfall and it’s incredible wonders? Is there an old, folded up note tucked in the back of a drawer in your desk full of dark confessions that’s never to see the light of day?

Well for most of those, we at the Hypetrain have a solution! We have created a callbox for you to call and leave a message! We especially want to hear about what this show means to you, why you like it, and what you’re excited about for things to come! The call will go to voicemail automatically so there’s no fear of talking to anyone–and that’s a promise.

So please! Call [phone] and leave a message for OW and this lovely show 🖤