#crow chat

[little-miss-vader]

Can you imagine if you accidentally called Anakin Master? His ego would be flamed

His best girl was loosely based off this kink but yeah i can absolutely imagine it and it makes me feel a lot of things

- You’d probably be doing something training related and he’d correct your stance or some shit like he normally does since he thinks so highly of himself

- You’d look at him and say something along the lines of “How insightful Master Anakin” or “Thank you, Master Anakin.” sarcastically

- He’d probably get just a bit flustered for a moment and freeze the first time you do it before realizing he liked it but not for the reason of being seen as a jedi master as much as he just has a dominance kink

- Before you know it, it’d become something you’d do in public often to make him squirm and he’d eat that shit up

- Bro’s definitely smirking every time you do it after he gets used to it

- The unresolved sexual tension it creates would finally resolve in some grimy backroom in the lower levels of Coruscant after a mission you two do together

- He’d 100% make you scream it over and over

- in a non Jedi reader situation he would be assigned to help you as a mission and upon meeting him you’d accidentally call him that cuz you’ve never met a Jedi before

- He’d laugh nervously at both your little mistake and how good it made him feel

- He’d spend the whole mission allowing you to call him that until you were both alone and he’d tell you

- You’d be so embarrassed and he’d cut your repeating apologies short by saying he liked it

- One way or the other yall would end up fuckin

- Mmm delicious. Master Anakin <3

#crow chat #thank u for the ask! #likeavillain24 #star wars anakin #anakin skywalker #anakin x reader #anakin x jedi reader #sw anakin #anakin smut #anakin skywalker x female reader #anakin skywalker smut

[backpackevil]

So uuuhh

I was supposed to draw myself as a bird for school but fun fact I'm:

1. An edgy bitch at heart

2. A huge Philza Minecraft nerd

And thus this happened

Have crow✨

#philza chat #philza #ph1lza #my art #painting #philza minecraft #philza crow #crow chat #philza fanart

[aracnidaarmagedon]

The crows are now canonically roaming alone.

Without q!Phil we are just alone pestering other players out of loneliness and desperation.

#/nsrs #/lh #I am just writing this idea because we all just suddenly started cawing in Tubbo's chat #philza's crows #the crows #crow chat #This is how we are part of the narrative #It ain't metagaming if we are just cawing #Just a funny #If this becomes canon I will lmao until the end of time #This is our depression arc

[the-one-who-lambs]

Chaos from @bamsara's stream. I'm almost sorry I asked but the world needs to know that narinuts is canon in TRoD.

#hannah's rambles #THATS ME CROW SARA AND RU IN VOICE CHAT LMAOOOO #this stream was. it was #yeah. #twas fun. one of our tamer conversations tbh.

[uzuluna]

when the chat expected a villain arc but received angst and fear of birdcages instead lmaoo

#uzuluna #art #myart #mcyt #philza #crows #philza crows #philza minecraft #Philzafanart #chat #qsmpfanart #qsmp

[redraven3093]

some moments in the stream that haven't left my brain

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp eggs #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #philza's crows #qsmp fan art #qsmp fanart #philza's chat

[notsogoodangel]

Well, people seemed to like my Martyn-QSMP Au, so I'm here to share more. Have some Martyn-absolutely-going-into-Morning-Crew-time-slot, Martyn and Phil tapping into their roots as *shivers* Northerners, a possible Forever-Martyn meeting, the Miku-on-Miku communication and a bonus I developed before this AU which is why he doesn't have his feathers.

Also, please suggest ideas on how to name this AU/tag.

#half of these are references to Rats SMP #that server was nuts #an early draft of one of these was Martyn and Phil remembering it #but the Crow father is not the same characters he plays on QSMP #so he will deny it and say he doesn't know what Martyn is talking about #anyway did you knew that his chat is ALSO rats AND and Brunim's as well? just a fun fact #also the Forever meeting could do in so many way #but i chose the most direct one but i could go full fanfic on this #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp pac #qsmp jaiden #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fit #martyn inthelittlewood #qsmp au #qsmp fanart #angel's art #inthelittewood fanart #itlwart #mocking magpie AU

[neriumtea]

Flight <3

#I’m here to push my ‘everyone on quesadilla island is wearing a Hawaiian shirt’ agenda #qsmp fanart #qsmp #mcyt #qsmp jaiden #q!jaiden #q jaiden #I like to think jaiden’s chat is a flock of different kinds of parrots that follow her around like philza’s crows

[emiweee]

Bringer of Death (1/3)

#art #fanart #mcyt #emduo #emerald duo #sbi #philza #philza minecraft #philza fanart #philza minecraft fanart #crows #chat as crows #techno is next :3 #sry for the repost needed to fix some stuff :D

[little-miss-vader]

Anakin comes out fresh from the shower, but he has no clothes on because you “forgot” to lay them out for him. His cock looks so pretty, you urge him to sit on the bed and strip your clothes off and settle into his lap you sit on his cock. Every time he throbs, you moan gently into his ear and begin to shift up and down, but he uses the force to hold you still. He eats up the look on your face, your eyebrows furrowed, you eyes closed, your lips pouting and your cheeks flushed. You’re still moaning as a result of his big, throbbing cock, so he praises you “you look so pretty like this, my cock stuffed inside you, keeping it warm, you’re such a good girl.” You again, grind in response and this time he doesn’t stop you.

Anon whoever you are…. There’s a seat next to socretes for you in heaven because this was extremely well written. Also i did not proof read this, my bad 🫶🏼

“You ‘forgot’ to lay his clothes out for him.” I’m an acts of service girlie to my core. I do this kinda stuff all the time. I imagine if you’d do this kinda stuff for Anakin it wouldn’t be because he asked you to, it would be because you wanted to. He’d treat you so well you’d turn the world on its axis for him if he mentioned he’d enjoy it.

“His cock looks so pretty.” IT WOULD. IT WOULD BE PRETTY. I genuinely think he would shave and maintain himself well. You’d try your best not to stare but he’d walk out into the room and your eyes would go straight to it before looking at him. He’d shake his head as he approached the bench in front of your bed, knowing exactly what you did. “Come here.” You’d coo over to him and he’d walk over to you. You’d take his hand and pull him onto the bed next to you and climb over him. “Don’t move..” He’d whisper as you settled on his BEAUTIFUL dick.

“He uses the force to hold you still.” I saw somebody here call this ‘improper use of the force’ once and i am genuinely not over it. He would use the hell out of the force for personal use. I love it so much. You’d try to wriggle out of it but you and him both knew it just wasn’t going to happen. He’d smirk and ease up on it just to feel your hips raise a little before forcing you back down and you’d whine, your lips pouting. He’d place his thumb against your lip and trace the soft, jutted out skin. Your eyes would flutter closed and he’d say something like, “I would hold you here forever if it made you look like this.”

“You look so pretty like this” When he felt you grow restless, your eyebrows furrowing, eyes pleading. He would absolutely praise the hell out of you to keep you put. “I know you like me inside of you.” He’d whisper and you’d shiver. “Do you want me to let you move?” He’d say before biting gently at your lip and you’d nod so aggressively you would think your head would fall off. “I know you can talk, Y/N. You spent all night giving me shit yesterday.” He’d chuckle and you’d blush, realizing he was simply giving you a hard time because of a small argument the two of you had the night prior. “Please let me move.” You would whimper and he’d let go, he would be as frustrated as you after all.

When he’d finally let go, you’d moan at the feeling of being able to bounce up and down. He’d place his hands on your hips to help you get to the speed you both liked and every so often he’d hold you down to make you grind back and fourth only because he knew exactly what sounds you made when you did that. He gets off on making you moan. He loves the sound of it and you told him once it gets you off, too. From then on he did everything he could to make a little noise come from the lips he loved so dearly. You’d push on his chest so he was laying down and you had a better angle to be able to bounce on him. You’d be parallel with his body, bouncing your ass on his cock the way he liked. His hands would immediately find your ass to feel it move up and down with your movements and a grunt would leave his mouth when he finally felt it. He’d let you do this for a while before pushing you to sit up straight and using the force to hold you up a bit so he could ram his own his up into you, hitting as deep as he could. You’d yelp at the sudden change and he would smirk. “You like feeling me bury myself in that perfect pussy don’t you…” He’d grunt out, his eyebrows would scrunch together as he focused on getting himself off. His other hand that wasn’t pushing at your chest to keep you upright would find it’s way between you both so he could rub your clit, knowing exactly what to do to get you to cum in under a minute. He knew you too well and you’d unravel above him. You clenching and shaking around him, making faces and sounds of euphoria would be enough to send him into a frenzy. He’d remove his hand from your clit and place it on your hip instead, flipping the two of you so that you would be under him. He’d pull your legs over his shoulders so he could get as deep as he could and his movements would be quick enough to break a bed frame if it wasn’t as well built as the one he made for the two of you. It would be a matter of seconds before you felt him collapse on you, long drawn out moans leaving his lips would reverberate in your head as his thrusts slowed. You’d feel him twitch inside of you, letting out load after load. You’d moan at the feeling and he’d wrap his arms around you tightly, staying there for a moment.

“Don’t move.” You would plead, wanting him to stay in you while his cum dripped out of you. “I won’t.” He’d answer immediately.

Anyways i’m going to hell. This is the first thing i did after waking up.

#crow chat #thank u for the ask! #anon #star wars anakin #anakin skywalker #anakin x fem reader #anakin smut

[cheddarbuggz]

Philza’s chat be like 🐦‍⬛

#digitalart #procreateart #my artwork #digital art #philza #philza fanart #philzafanart #philza minecraft #philza art #philza chat #twitch chat #crows #crow art #crow studies #bird art #digital painting #color study #qsmp philza #crow father

[factorialsotherfandoms]

I know it's silly, but I can't get the idea of Philza introducing his crow flock to people like.

Philza: yeah I've had them put looking for the eggs which is why you havent seen them for a bit. Not that they found anything useful either. Mostly they just steal shiny shit from their favourite man around the island to make me talk to them.

Other: what.

Philza: yeah wild right? And you see those ones fighting? The one with the gold heart thinks I should kiss Forever, the one with the gapple is saying I should fuck Etoiles, that one over there is saying Fit, the screaming one is reminding them of Missa, the confused one on team BadBoyHalo. It's a pretty small team, but they have spirit. Pretty sure some of them might actually be spirits but we run on a policy of if you look like a crow and squark like a crow we don't ask questions.

Other: and the laughing one?

Philza: oh she's speaking on behalf of my wife.

Other: you can talk to people off the island?! Wait your wife?!

Philza: yeah, but all she ever does is laugh and tell me to "have fun" and "just do it" and make out with all the men on the island. So the Feds overlook it.

#qsmp rambles #qsmp philza #qsmp shipping #Not really it's just talking about the chat #But to be safe #Now I kinda also want to dive down this as an idea #But with off-island Kristin using the different men as code to pass on info #Forever is just her expressing her love #Etoiles is a reminder to be safe (imminent danger) #Missa is reminders to have hope #Fit is shes managed to smuggle an actual something onto the island for him #... BBH is effectively the emergancy button alarm bell of serious serious trouble on its way #Other men Philza has to sit and puzzle out what she's going on about #crow time

[cosmic-d1ce]

q!phil being completely unaware of how much he knows and how important and dangerous that knowledge could be

i know its fourth wall breaking but thats so fun for a character, he knows things the other characters dont because he isnt just a character, he knows that when eggs are acting weird, theyre someone else. He knows cucurucho and the binary thing and the eggs are all part of the same group

If he breaks the fourth wall in front of Cellbit he's going to have so many questions to answer

"wdym chayanne isnt here today bc of cucurucho what did cucurucho do??"

"oh no its just- yk- chayanne is cucurucho today"

"...WHAT."

#put this in the notes of a reblog but it deserves its own post #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp cellbit #c techno is the same #q phil and c techno are self aware #theyre characters and they know it #philza turning to the crows : chayanne is fine chat hes just doing cucurucho business today #cellbit watching in horror :

[thecrxwclub]

OH THIS IS EVIL

#why would they do this to me #i- #f in the chat for matthias helvar #six of crows #crooked kingdom #matthias helvar #nina zenik #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #danielle galligan #calahan skogman #amita suman #freddy carter #kit young #jack wolfe #shadow and bone #grishaverse #soc #shadow and bone netflix #ASOCAS #a storm of crows and shadows

[crowborn666-nsfw]

Mmmmm I just got an idea for a Diavolo fic.

Reader ends up a demon, whether by falling, their deeds in life, or some other reason, they do.

And Diavolo just can’t get enough of their beautiful new demon form.

#lmk if y’all like this idea #crow chats #obey me smut #obey me diavolo #obey me diavolo smut #diavolo smut

[rakkuntoast]

crows metagaming about Phil being kidnapped/not logging in <- boring, you suck get timed out for a week dumbass

crows lying and being unhelpful about Phil's whereabouts/if he's logging in <- funny, it would be really silly, come up with the most absurd lie ever

#txt post #I'm rallying for us to be as unhelpful as possible #looking at you crows in tubbo and fit's chat you guys are annoying stop saying shit ong #following pwet's steps