Did you deactivate your boops? Why can't I boop you??
Well, I'm going to do a representative boop anyway.
*boop*
what does this mean
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"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist
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cant wait to see what traumatizing situation theyre gonna put her in this time
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Asking people for their favourite films when you meet then is honestly a really good idea
(What's your favourite film?)
across the spiderverse!!
what about you? :)
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Hot take. Baldurs gate 3 actually ISNT horny enough. It should’ve been full body shots. A03 narration.
Roll for performance. Orgasm failed.
Too low charisma? Curse of the virgin.
Too low intelligence? Afflicted with himboism.
Little blue potion of erectness. Oh no it made ur dick fall off. Didn’t have one? You do now.
Tav on their period? Everyone disapproves except Astarion. He freaky like that.
you acquired like 10 STDS and are pregnant with a mindflayer egg. Karlach goes to touch the egg and cooks it into an omelette.
It’s added to your camp supply and consumed during your long rest
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