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cringemesstickles · 4 months
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Spencer Reid’s Big Secret
(Squealing Santa 2023)
Summary: Spencer Reid has a secret, and Morgan wants to know what it is.
Pairing: Moreid (Morgan/Reid)
Word count: 1,555
A/N: Merry Christmas y’all! This is my squealing Santa gift to @gaybananabread !! :D
I combined two of the prompts bc they were both too cute and I couldn’t decide :’)
I had a lotta fun writing this and I hope you enjoy it!
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The BAU headquarters was quieter than usual, a calm before the storm of another case. In a corner of the room, Dr. Spencer Reid sat, his attention buried in a pile of books and papers.
Now, Spencer Reid was incredibly clever… there was no about it.
However, he was never very good at concealing the fact that he was hiding something. You’d think that in his line of work it would be quite the opposite, but most of the time, that just isn’t the case.
Whenever he was hiding something, he would act even more awkward than usual.
Derek Morgan, ever so observant, caught this look and couldn’t resist the urge to investigate.
“Alright, pretty boy, spill it.” Morgan abruptly confronted, palms slammed on the table as if he were conducting a real interrogation, startling the young detective.
Reid looked up with surprise before he put on a mask of innocence. “Spill what?”
“Don’t play dumb. You’re hiding something, and I wanna know what it is!”
The younger averted his eyes and Morgan swore that he saw a faint blush on his cheeks.
“What would give you that idea? I’m not hiding anything…”
Morgan wasn’t buying it. He moved closer, a playful yet determined look on his face as he circled around behind Reid.
“Alright… if you won’t talk, I have other methods.”
With that, he quickly spun the chair around to make Reid face him before making a beeline for the detective’s vulnerable sides, digging into the sensitive flesh.
Taken off guard by the sudden tickling ambush, Reid lets out a surprised yelp before loud, unrestrained laughter tumbled from his lips.
“Hey! W-What are you dohohohoing?!”
The older man gave a sly grin.
He was definitely gonna have fun with this.
“What does it look like I’m doing, genius?” He asked teasingly, skillfully spidering his fingers up to Reid’s ribs, using just enough pressure to drive the young detective crazy.
“Ahh! Y-You’re tickling mehehehehee!”
“Bingo!” Morgan said with a grin. “And I’m not gonna stop until you tell me what you’re hiding!”
The blonde squirmed desperately in his seat, trapped between the chair and his attacker. Well… he could maybe escape if he wanted to. The seat didn’t have any armrests; he just wasn’t willing to throw himself at the floor quite yet.
Perhaps he could hold out and Morgan would just give up.
“Nohohoho! Morgan, plehehease! I-I’m not hiding aNYTHIHIHING- WAHAHAIT!”
The doctor’s plea was cut off by his own raucous laughter when he felt the tingling sensations migrate from his ribcage to under his arms, one of his hot spots.
“You can’t lie to me, pretty boy! You better start talking, or I might have to take drastic measures.” The elder playfully threatened, drilling his thumbs into the tender hollows, getting an uncharacteristic shriek from the normally reserved detective.
Reid glued his arms to his sides, but it didn’t matter. Morgan kept on tickling, even with his hands trapped.
Truthfully, Morgan kind of hoped that Reid would stay stubborn, just so that he’d have an excuse to keep tickling him.
Reid’s laughter was so rare, and to have it ringing so openly was nothing short of a gift.
He didn’t even care about the secret as long as he could get Reid to keep laughing like that.
Well… okay, maybe he cared about the secret a little bit.
But that just means he has every excuse in the world to keep tickling the young genius.
Besides, the poor kid needed some playfulness in his life.
“I-I’M NOT TEHEHELLING!!”
This statement, ladies and gentlemen, was a huge mistake.
Morgan quirked a brow, pausing to give the younger man a momentary break from the tickling, but moving to grab his wrists so that he doesn’t escape.
“Not telling, huh? So you admit that you’re hiding something!”
Reid’s face flushed bright red and his eyes widened comically as he realized his mistake.
“Wait, no, I-I meant that, uh…”
Morgan wasn’t having it.
“Y’know, Reid… I think those lanky legs of yours are feeling a little left out.”
He didn’t have to say anymore before Reid began kicking his legs, pleading for mercy before Morgan even touched him.
“Nononono, Morgan, plehehease dohohon’t!” There was a nervous smile on his face, which was starting to turn a nice rosy shade.
“Oh, I think I will, since you’re sooo insistent on not sharing that secret.”
Before Reid could let out another protest, Morgan’s hand caught one of the flailing legs while the other hand began to squeeze rapidly at the kneecap.
The young genius let out a snort, his laughter taking on a boyish energy as he tried his hardest to free his leg, thrashing his entire body from the intense electric tickling sensation.
“NAHAHAH- MORGAHAHAN, T-TOO TIHIHIHICKLISH!!” He shrieked, tears of mirth starting to prick at his eyes.
Morgan couldn’t help but laugh along, not expecting such an extreme reaction from Spencer Reid.
How on earth had Morgan been neglecting Reid’s knees until now?!
“Maybe if you tell me your secret, I can make it a little less ticklish~”
The younger shook his head stubbornly. His stomach was starting to hurt from how hard he was laughing.
He knew his knees were sensitive, but he didn’t know they were THAT sensitive.
Nevertheless, he refused to give in!
At least until Morgan began scribbling over the kneecap…
“Well that’s too bad, Reid. What if I just- woah!”
The minute Morgan touched his knee with that scribbling motion, Reid let out a scream of laughter before throwing himself to the floor in a desperate escape act.
And it worked! He was free from Morgan’s ticklish clutches.
For a few seconds…
Undeterred, the older detective simply followed Reid to the floor, now able to pin him more effectively by sitting on his hips.
“Nice try, kid. You can’t escape me that easily!”
The younger man gave a childish whine, wriggling hopelessly and realizing he definitely wasn’t getting out of this until he gave Morgan what he wanted.
But strangely, it seemed almost as if Reid was enjoying himself… like he was having just as much fun as Morgan was.
“Alright, Reid. I didn’t wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice.”
With that ominous statement, the older agent began to roll up the younger’s shirt, watching with a mischievous sparkle in his eye as he sees his victim’s expression shift from playful dread, to one of sheer panic… and a glimmer of excitement?
“Your tummy looks rather tasty, Reid. If you’re not gonna share that secret, maybe I should give it a little taste?”
Reid’s eyes went as wide as saucers and he burst into a fit of anticipatory giggles, futilely tugging at his arms.
“Oh? Giggling already? Something you wanna tell me, Reid?”
The giggling agent in question frantically nodded his head, signaling to Morgan that all was about to be revealed.
“I’m listening…”
When Reid looked at Morgan with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, he finally said…
“I’m never telling you.”
Taken aback by the sass, the elder decided it was time to unleash his secret weapon.
“That’s it! You asked for this, Reid!”
With that, he brought his face to Reid’s tummy and began to nibble at the soft skin.
The response he got was pure gold.
Reid let out the most childlike squeal before falling into bright, boisterous guffaws, arching his back out of instinct.
“OH MY GOHOHOD, MORGON, PLEHEHEHEASE!!”
Morgan simply let out a low chuckle, the sound vibrating against Reid’s skin, before he continued the tummy nibbles, making obnoxious nomming sounds which only seemed to make Reid laugh louder.
“NOOO! O-OKAY OKAHAHAHAY!! I’LL TEHEHELL!!”
The tickler lifted his head, looking at Reid with a raised eyebrow.
“For real this time? Don’t make me-”
“EEK- NONONO, I MEAN IT, I PROHOHOMISE!!!”
Morgan pulled back, giving Reid a moment to catch his breath.
At last, Reid inhaled… ready to unleash his big secret.
“So, um… you know how earlier this morning, Hotch said that somebody used all the sugar?..”
Morgan stared blankly.
Surely this was going somewhere…
Reid fiddled with his hands, guiltily averting his eyes.
“I did it…”
For a moment, neither said a word.
“That’s it!?” Exclaimed the older man, expecting more of a, well… secret?
“I used all the sugar, Morgan!”
The blonde tilted his head when Morgan began laughing and shaking his head with disbelief.
“God, Reid… you’re a mess.” He chuckled, reaching out to ruffle the younger’s hair.
Reid’s cheeks turned a rosy shade, whether it was from embarrassment or the affectionate gesture, he couldn’t quite tell.
With an amused expression, Morgan hopped up off the ground, extending a hand for Reid to take, which the doctor graciously took.
“That’s enough excitement for me for one day… I’m heading home.”
Before he left, he turned to give Reid a wink.
“Don’t worry, pretty boy… I won’t tell your oh so terrible secret.” He teased, flashing that charming smile.
Reid felt the heat rise to his cheeks.
As he packed up his own belongings, his thoughts kept drifting towards Morgan, and how maybe he should stop being so uptight all the time…
Maybe it was kind of fun laughing until he couldn’t breathe.
And maybe, just maybe… he kind of liked it when Morgan called him pretty boy.
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giggle-bee · 1 year
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Can I get some ler JJ headcanons?
I had to pause for a second and go “who tf is JJ” but then my brain started working
ler!JJ
First of all, do I have to mention nails
She keeps them long but manicured well and she uses them as tickly weapons
I think she is a very subtly teasy ler, she’ll say things in a quiet tone of voice that only you can hear
She won’t verbally compliment you but her loving smile tells you all you need to know about how adorable you look under her fingers
She likes to give soft tickles as a comfort, like maybe tracing up and down your sides or back when you’re sitting or laying next to her on the plane
If you like arm tickles or back tickles to relax, she’s your girl
She won’t get your worst spots immediately, she’ll work up to it
Definitely lighter with her touch, you won’t see her squeezing sides or poking out of the blue. She tends to use scribbles and scratches a lot more
She may be a quiet ler, but this doesn’t mean she’s not teasy
Eye contact his her biggest weapon
You can see exactly what she’s going to do from her playful but mischievous expression
And exactly how much fun you’re going to have :)
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awkwardlyflustered · 12 days
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Best Babysitter Ever
A/N: I have been watching too much Criminal Minds recently, I just started it over for like the 5th time. I love the BAU so goddamn much, and I specifically love Reid (he’s just a lil guy) so y’all better get so ready for so much lee Reid in the upcoming weeks. For now though, Reid and Hotch interacting has my entire soul and being so here’s a quick little story for the two of them. 
“Hotch, I promise you everything will be okay, I read five parenting books on the way here just to prepare.”
“I know, I trust you’re gonna be fine, you’ve just never babysat by yourself before, and JJ was supposed to come over and help…” Hotch trailed off, unable to keep the overprotective dad side from surfacing. 
“We’ll be fine! I’m great with kids,” Reid continued to argue, “We’ll have so much fun, isn’t that right Jack?” Both men turned their eyes over to the small six year old playing with his trucks in the corner. Jack agreed enthusiastically and ran over to hug Spencer’s leg. 
“Alright, I’m sure you guys will be fine,” Hotch finally relented. “Reid, call me if you need anything at all, and Jack, be good for Spencer” Spencer gave a salute towards his boss as Jack ran to hug his dad goodbye. 
A few hours later, Hotch walked back into his house and was immediately greeted by the loud screams of laughter from Jack. Smiling, he made his way towards the two, not saying anything. 
“SPEHEHENCEHEHER!” Jack squealed as Reid’s fingers scribbled across his belly. 
“Spencer? Who’s Spencer, I’m the tickle monster!” The curly haired boy announced, scooping up the small kid’s wrists in one hand, and drilling into his underarms with the other. Jack kicked out and tried to squirm away from the intruding hands, finally noticing his dad standing over the two of them. 
“DAHAHAHAHD HEHEHEHELP!!” 
“You can scream all you want, no one can save you from the tickle monster!” Reid called out with a grin taking over his face as he turned to Hotch as a greeting. 
“You heard him Jack, I can’t save you, there’s nothing I can do.” Hotch had a soft grin taking over his face as well, though not quite as smug as Spencer’s. 
“PLEHEHEASE,” Jack whined out, obviously enjoying himself. 
“Hmm alright fine, I’ll do my best but no promises.” Hotch threw his coat that he had just taken off onto the couch and crouched down by the two of them. “Let’s see here…” he muttered out, taking a hold of Jack’s arms and pretending to pull as hard as he could. 
“You’re no match for my incredible strength!” Spencer continued in character, vibrating his fingers into Jack’s ribs causing a whole new round of laughter. 
“Hmm I have an idea,” Hotch thought aloud as he stalked towards Spencer. 
“You’ll never beat me! Jack will be mine forever,” the so-called tickle monster called out yet again, too busy with his charade to pay any attention to the older man getting closer and closer to him. Without warning, Hotch practically tackled Spencer and started digging into his ribs. Spencer squealed and kicked his feet, completely caught
off guard by the attack. Jack quickly stood up from his position on the floor cheering and encouraging the attack. 
“Well well well, looks like the tickle monster is ticklish.”
“Nohohoho” Reid giggled out, weakly swatting at the offending hands currently wracking his nerves. Hotch grabbed Spencer arms and held them above his head, waiting while Reid panted beneath him.
“Hey Jack, come here,” the father beckoned his son over, and started pointing along Reid’s torso. “You know if you poke him right here he makes a really silly noise.” Jack, excited he got to play too began poking his little fingers along Spencer’s tummy. With every poke Spencer gave a hiccupy squeal, that quickly advanced into hiccupy giggles when Hotch’s fingers found their way to his upper ribs. 
“Wahahahait guhuhuys,” he pleaded, being careful with his squirming to not hurt Jack. 
“This is only fair after you tickled Jack for so long, what do you think buddy?”
“Yeah! You did this to me, you deserve it!” Reid just squeezed his eyes shut, threw his head back, and gave into the ticklish sensations. 
The Hotchner duo continued their attack for a few more minutes, making sure to get thorough revenge on the tickle monster before letting him up. Spencer sat up panting, with slight tears in the corners of his eyes. 
“The tickle monster isn’t gonna forget this, you better watch out,” he teased Jack, reaching out to pinch his side. 
“My dad will rescue me every time!” Jack replied indignantly, clinging to his dad’s leg. 
“I absolutely will,” Hotch reassured, ruffling his son’s hair, “But until you need more rescuing, it looks like it’s time for bed. Go start getting ready.” With that, Jack starting running off to get ready for bed, but quickly back tracked to give a crashing hug to Reid.
“Goodnight Spencer, thank you for playing with me.”
“Of course kid,” Reid replied, hugging Jack tightly. “I had fun playing with you.”
“Are you gonna come back tomorrow?” Hotch interrupted the interaction before Reid could be put on the spot.
“No buddy, not tomorrow, but you’ll see Spencer again soon.” Jack just nodded and finally left the two to begin getting ready for bed. Spencer stood up from the floor to stand next to Hotch.
“So I take it the babysitting went well?” Hotch asked with a slight smirk. Spencer nodded happily.
“Yeah, Jack is great. We had a lot of fun together.”
“I could see that. Do you maybe want to come back next week to babysit some more?” Spencer nodded again, much more enthusiastically. “And I take it the tickle monster will be making another appearance?” Spencer blushed out to his ears at the mention of the silly character. 
“Maybe he will.”
“Well then it looks like I’ll have some more rescuing to do, won’t I?” Reid just smiled and looked down at the ground, too sheepish to continue meeting Hotch’s eye. Hotch smiled warmly, remembering just how young Reid actually is despite his age. He quickly pulled Reid in for a hug.
“Thank you again Spencer.” 
“You’re welcome, it was nice getting to feel like an older brother for a little while.” Spencer’s eyes widened and he pulled away from the hug as he realized what he just said. “Not like that I just meant-”
“You’re the best big brother Jack could ask for,” Hotch assured the genius, clapping him on the shoulder. Spencer smiled an almost cheshire grin as the pink tint returned once again to his cheeks. 
“I’ll see you tomorrow morning,” he called out, slinging his bag over his shoulder. 
“Yep, and I can’t wait to see the rest of the team and inform them of what a great babysitter the tickle monster is,” Hotch teased, a smirk taking over his features. Reid froze, his hand on the doorknob. 
“Hotch you can tell anyone and everyone you want, but don’t tell Morgan I’m ticklish, he’ll never let me live it down.”
“I don’t know, I think Morgan would really like to know…”
“Hotch!”
“Alright alright, I’ll keep it to myself, for now anyways.” Spencer breathed a quick sigh of relief and waved goodbye before leaving the house. 
Hotch smiled fondly, and pulled out his phone to text Derek. 
Tomorrow morning you should ask Reid how babysitting went. He has a really funny secret to tell you
“Technically, I’m not gonna tell him anything,” Hotch muttered to himself, smiling. “Plus what fun is having this information if I’m just gonna keep it to myself?” With that, he walked towards Jack’s room ready to tuck him into bed. His heart was full between his son and his work family, he couldn’t be any happier. 
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supermarvel-fics · 1 year
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You Say Embarrassing, I Say Cute
merry (early) christmas @galacticlee3 !! I was your squealing santa this year <3 i was so happy to be writing this for you since I love writing ler!spencer and I know you enjoy my work. hope you enjoy!!! special thanks to @squealing-santa for putting this together ❤️
word count: 1,400
pairing: spencer reid x reader (romantic)
summary: reader needs a massage and Spencer tries helping
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“God, my neck is killing me,” You sighed, rubbing it gently as you rolled your head from side to side. “Next time, remind me to stretch before taking down a 250-pound killer.”
Spencer laughed quietly, his head down as he read the files, but his eyes flitted up to you. He watched as you attempted to massage your own neck, noticing how it was alleviating your pain. “I don’t think stretching would help. He slammed you against a wall. What you’re experiencing is mild whiplash.”
“Well, it hurts,” You groaned, leaning forward in your seat to rest your elbows on your knees, hands cradling your heavy head. Spencer shut the file, his attention now fully onto you. He had been watching you a lot recently. You caught his attention early on; a giggle Spencer had never heard before had him asking JJ who you were. She explained that you were an internal transfer to the BAU. You’d been working in domestic terrorism before.
He was smitten with you since then, but wouldn’t dare say that out loud. Though, he had an inkling that Penelope already knew. She was good at reading people romantically.
He longed to be the one to care for you; holding your hand when things got scary, hugging you when you were down, making you hot tea when you were sick. He battled with his own thoughts as he observed you sighing in defeat.
His hands were nimble and mildly cold, but maybe he could help.
“I—” Spencer started, cutting himself off before he could finish. His stomach churned with a nervousness he’d never experienced before. Your head slowly lifted to catch Spencer swiveling his chair back to face his desk.
“What, Spence?”
Spence. He loved it when you called him that. Before you joined the team, JJ and Emily had been the only 2 to ever coin that nickname and while he never minded it, he wouldn’t say he loved the way it made him feel when it spilled from their lips. With you, it made a fire ignite in his chest.
Spencer cleared his throat and anxiously fiddled with his fingers. “I was just—um, well… I could try and h-help if you want. With your neck, you know…”
You smiled, more at Spencer’s stuttering than at the offering he gave you. He was normally timid in social conversations—a sharp turn from when he’s authoritative on a case—but it was endearing. You knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Spencer had taking a liking to you. Flattered wasn’t the right word to describe how you felt about it. Possibly enchanted or ‘mutual’.
“You really wouldn’t mind?” You asked him, already knowing his answer. Spencer perked up and gave you a tight-lipped smile, shaking his head. “Because that would be very helpful.”
“I’m not saying I’d be particularly good at it, but I can try,” He replied, voice shaking slightly. He was nervous, but looked terrified. You giggled and shrugged the best you could without putting yourself in discomfort.
“It’ll be fine, Spence. Anything at all would probably help,” You said, turning your desk chair around so that your back was now facing him. You heard the squeak of his as he made to stand up, then the pitter of his feet as he sauntered to stand directly behind you. He let out a breath and you shivered slightly as the cold air of it just barely grazed your skin, sending goosebumps down your spine.
“Where is the center of your pain?” He asked you. Lifting your right hand, you pointed to the base of your neck.
“Here, mostly. And a little near my shoulder blades,” You answered, suddenly shy about the situation. It’s just Spencer—no reason to be nervous. Holding your breath, you awaited Spencer’s touch and once he finally made contact, you flinched.
“Sorry!” He said, immediately retracting his hand.
“No, no, Spence, it’s fine! I just can’t see, so I didn’t know when you were about to touch me,” You assured him, chuckling under your breath. “I’m ready now.”
“You’re sure?”
You smiled, even though he couldn’t see. “I’m sure.”
Still, you held your breath and tensed out of instinct as you felt Spencer’s hand rest on the back of your neck. He gently pressed into the place where your neck and back met with his thumb, easily becoming more confident as he felt you relax under his fingertips.
“Right here?” Spencer questioned you. You hummed a short and quiet response and he grinned wider at you. “Just tell me if anything hurts.”
Spencer worked his fingers in that spot until your skin began turning red from the continuous rubbing, then slid his hand over to the crook of your neck on the right side. You squealed and shrugged your shoulder up, trapping his hand.
Realizing what you’d done, you released him, swiveling around in panic. “Oh, God! I’m sorry! I just… well, I’m a little…”
“Ticklish,” Spencer smiled, finishing your sentence for you. You blushed as your head fell, eyes looking into your lap.
“Yeah. I thought I’d gotten over that… It’s so embarrassing,” You mumbled, bringing your hand up to your neck to cover up the ticklish spot.
Spencer, on the inside, felt like he’d just won the lottery. What better way to get close to someone than to tickle them? On the outside, though, he kept his composure. He reached out, placing his hand on your arm, prompting you to look up at him.
“It’s not embarrassing. It’s a normal response. Everyone is at least a little ticklish and anyone who says they aren’t, are lying. It has to do with nerve endings. And you can’t just get over being ticklish,” Spencer explained, sneakily reaching down with his free hand to pinch your side gently. You yelped and looked up at him, unaware that a smile was creeping onto your face as well. “Now, turn back around. I’ll be careful.”
You rolled your eyes playfully, obeying his words. Your chair squeaked at it pivoted back to its previous position. Spencer’s eyes shifted to where your hand was still covering your neck and smirked to himself before wiggling his finger into your armpit.
“AHA!” You whipped your elbow down and leaned forward. “Spence!”
“Your hand was still on your neck,” Spencer shrugged, an uncharacteristic shit-eating grin on his lips. You grunted and situated yourself back against the chair, sighing dramatically.
Spencer went back to massaging, putting enough pressure not to tickle you, but as he moved to that spot between your shoulder blades and he braced his other fingers onto your ribs, you giggled again, arching away from him.
“Spencer! You said you’d be careful!” You chastised him.
“I was trying to help you!” He replied, going to squeeze at your ribs again. “It’s not my fault you’re too ticklish to handle it.”
“WAHAHA! Noho!” You laughed, squirming in your seat. “Ihit’s embaharrassing!”
Spencer began tickling every exposed spot he could find, watching as you attempted to block each and every one from him. He clicked his tongue. “There’s nothing wrong with being ticklish! Everyone is.”
“Spehehence!”
“Now, repeat after me: ‘it’s okay to be ticklish’,” Spencer ordered, contracting his fingers into your sides with vigor. Had you had any control over your body, you might have stood up to get away from his attack, but you knew that you weren’t strong enough to stand. Plus, you didn’t actually mind TOO much.
“I’m nohohot saying thahat!” You yelled back through your giggles.
Spencer tickled up your torso, forcing his hands under your arms and vibrating his fingers as best as he could. That really got you laughing. “I’m not stopping until you admit it.”
“OKAY, OKAY, OKAHAHAY! IT’S OKAY TO BEHEHE TICKLIHISH!” You belly-laughed, a snort sneaking out at the last second. You instantly covered your mouth, whining and cradling your head in your free hand. “I can’t believe yohou made me snort.”
“It was cute,” Spencer responded quietly, surprisingly confident in his tone. He shuffled to stand in front of you, squatting down so that he was face to face with you. “I think everything you do is cute.”
In shock, your head whipped up, smiling at his confession and that the pain in your neck was basically gone. “You… you mean that?”
“Y-yeah,” He stuttered. “I do.”
Your eyes roamed his face, taking in every inch, and you bit your lip. “Well, I feel the same.” You reached out and grabbed his forearm, rubbing your thumb against his sleeve. “But I have a question.”
His eyes shot up to meet yours. “Anything.”
“You said that everyone is ticklish…”
“Yeah…”
“So, that means you are too, then?”
And with the fear in Spencer’s eyes, you already knew you had your answer.
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nhasablogg · 6 months
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Why do you hide?
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters: Reid, the BAU team
Summary: Reid avoids going to his yearly check up for the third year in a row, only this time his team members notice and try to help.
A/N: I admittedly have no idea if yearly check ups are a thing you have to do for work, but pretend it's a thing lmao.
Words: 2.1k
Reid knew what JJ had on her mind the moment he saw her crossing the office to get to where he was standing in front of the closing elevator, and because he knew what was on her mind he did the only thing his semi panicked mind could think of: he turned around and ran, if you could call walking slightly faster than usual running.
“Spence!” Her voice was muffled, which meant she was still inside the office which was good for him. He had absolutely no idea where he was going which in turn made him walk right past the most obvious escape routes (stairs, doors) and instead round the office area over and over. He could hear her behind him now, laughing because this surely looked ridiculous.
“Why are you avoiding me?” She grabbed a handful of his shirt, always stronger than you’d expect, and pulled them both to a halt. “What are you doing?”
“Oh hey.”
“Don’t ‘oh hey’ me.” She was still laughing, caught between concern and amusement and most likely stuck on incredulousness. Reid couldn’t blame her. “Why did you run?”
“No reason.”
“Oh my god, you’re not even pretending to genius your way out of this.” Her expression melted into proper concern. “What’s wrong?”
Guilt seized him, pressing into his chest. “It’s nothing, I promise, I just- Well, I know what you were coming to talk to me about.”
“How could you know that?”
Reid shifted. “Well, statistically it is around autumn time that we do our annual check ups, seeing as most people have recently come back from vacation, flu season is approaching, and the bureau wants to get all of those menial but necessary tasks out of the way before the holidays. It makes sense that you would want to talk to me about it even though that is not technically your job, but with your maternity leave getting closer and Gideon gone I think more tasks like these have ended up in both yours and Hotch’s hands and you probably realized that I-”
“Have skipped your yearly check up for the past three years? Yeah, we noticed.” She softened, something almost maternal crossing her features for just a moment. “Spencer, you know you need to do them. We all do.”
He fiddled with the hem of his sweater. Gideon had been kind about it when he’d realized Reid hadn’t gone to his appointment. He’d not asked. Had figured Reid had his reasons. In the back of his mind, overpowered by the neverending grief of Gideon’s departure, there was a small part of him which had been worried about this exact thing happening. He wasn’t sure what to even say if anyone asked.
But JJ didn’t ask. JJ was also kind about it.
“Tomorrow morning, Spence,” she was saying now, pointing at him. “Don’t let me hear you skipped it this year too.”
“I won’t let you hear it.”
“Spencer.”
He deflated. “Fine.”
“Good. Coffee?”
“Tons of it, please.”
*
Reid wouldn’t call it luck more than a momentary distraction that they needed to be in the air only hours later to fly to Pennsylvania, because he knew neither JJ nor Hotch would be dropping this. He avoided their eyes as if he’d committed the murder himself during the entire flight, but it was easy to have his face stuck in all the files. No one really questioned it.
“The doctor told me I have hypermobile shoulders,” Morgan was saying to Emily.
“Better than the opposite, I guess,” Emily replied. “I’ve gotten better at stretching this past year so she was very happy with me.”
“Wouldn’t want to get a bad grade on your yearly check up,” Morgan laughed. “Hey, Reid?”
Reid, who had stiffened the moment the conversation had started, jumped. “Y-yeah?”
“Sorry, did I scare you?”
“Well, I’m kind of busy.”
“Okay, testy. I was just gonna ask about your check up grade.”
“Oh, he’s not had his yet,” JJ said, sending him a look which he refused to interpret. “We’ll have to reschedule it.”
“Ah, that’s the worst. I’d be overthinking it. Like what are the chances of me developing asthma overnight or something.” Emily’s tone was light, laughter-laced, but Hotch seemed to grab onto her words much more tightly than she’d probably assumed.
“Is that something that worries you?” He was speaking to them all. “The yearly check up?”
Scratch that. His gaze was on Emily, but he was speaking only to Reid.
She shrugged. “Not really. I reckon you’d notice if something’s off before it, although I agree it’s a good system to have. You can never be sure.”
Hotch nodded, seemingly content, but when he dragged his eyes from Emily back to his own file it landed briefly on Reid, holding his gaze for a second too long.
Reid, stupidly, unnecessarily, flushed and lowered his head again, all but touching the file with his nose.
This was gonna be a long week.
*
“Hey kid.” He looked up from his desk to Morgan hovering over him. “JJ told me to tell you your check up’s at three today and to not be late.”
Reid shifted in his chair. They’d only been back for a few hours. He’d hoped that JJ would’ve given him another day at least. “Okay.”
“You seem nervous about it.” Morgan tilted his head, as if something clicked. “Come to think of it, you seemed tense about it earlier this week too. You okay?”
Reid waved him off. “I’m fine.”
“No, seriously. Do you have a fear of doctors?” Morgan leaned closer and lowered his voice. “Is it because of your mother?”
Reid had once confided in him that he was scared the doctors wouldn’t be able to detect it in time if his mother’s schizophrenia had been passed down to him. In retrospect it did sound as if he had a general distrust for doctors because of his mother, who’d not gotten the help she needed early enough. Maybe Reid could use that, only it didn’t feel right. He trusted medical doctors. He trusted they knew much better than him.
He shook his head. “No, no, I just-” He shrugged. “It’s nothing. It’s stupid.”
“I’m sure it’s not stupid.” But Morgan seemed okay about dropping it. It really wasn’t the place to push it anyway, with the office just returning to life after lunch. Reid was grateful for that, only it meant his check up was in two hours and he wasn’t sure he was ready. Felt the first surge of panic about it grip him.
And the worst part was that it really was stupid.
*
“I knew you’d be here.”
Reid knew Hotch would find him and so he wasn’t surprised, only a little shameful, when he looked up to meet his eyes. “I’m sorry.”
Hotch pulled a chair out, one far enough that he wasn’t in Reid’s space, and sat. “Why don’t you tell me what’s going on?”
How the hell do you talk about something like this with your boss? “I’m not sure I can.”
“Okay.” Hotch said it slowly, as if waiting for him to elaborate. “How come?”
“It’s embarrassing.”
Hotch raised an eyebrow. “Embarrassing.”
“You’ll think I’m being silly.”
“I would never think that.”
Reid looked down. Crossed something off of the note he’d been writing when Hotch had entered. “You will.”
“Reid, you’re scaring me. Should I have reason to be worried?”
Reid looked up again. Saw something terrified behind Hotch’s eyes. “I’m not using again,” he said quickly, realizing his behavior was probably alerting a whole different type of concern. “It’s not that.” Not this year. It had definitely been part of it last year, although not the main issue. Hotch didn’t seem convinced and Reid couldn’t blame him. “I will pee in any cup you want. I promise you, Hotch.”
“Okay.” Hotch leaned back. “Then what is it? Because as far as I’m aware your check up was supposed to start twenty minutes ago and you’re hiding in here.”
Reid exhaled slowly. “Like I said. Embarrassing.”
“Reid.”
“I just don’t like being touched by strangers.” It wasn’t a lie. Not the whole truth, but part of it enough that it wasn’t a lie. “It makes me feel… uncomfortable.”
“Uncomfortable.” Hotch tilted his head. Did his best not to profile him. “Has it always been like this?”
“Pretty much my whole life. Nothing’s happened, in case that’s what you think. Nothing I can remember at least.” He shrugged. “It probably has something to do with my undiagnosed autism.”
“Ah.”
“You’re not surprised.”
“I’m not, no.”
“Good.” Reid exhaled. “It means you understand.”
“I do to an extent, but Reid-” Hotch cut himself off, visibly trying to figure out how to approach this. “You do realize that that is no excuse to not do a mandatory check up, right? If you had talked to me I could’ve arranged some sort of accommodation. Now it just looks like you’re playing hooky.”
Reid hung his head. “I’m sorry.”
Hotch checked his watch. “There’s still time to do it. I can go with you.”
“No, no, it’s okay.”
“It would be no problem. Maybe it will help you feel calmer.”
“Garcia can go with me.” Reid had blurted it out, but the moment he said it he knew he’d said the right name. Garcia wouldn’t judge. Garcia would maybe tease, but she’d never judge. “If that’s okay?”
“Of course.” If Hotch was hurt that he was picking someone over him he didn’t show it. “I’ll let her know.”
*
Reid sat in front of the doctor and felt like a child. Garcia was doing her best to not squeeze his hand to death or bounce a hole on the floor, because those were the courses of action she’d decided to keep switching between. “I don’t like doctors,” she’d told him in the elevator, but she’d not protested when he’d asked, and so he’d not offered to let her off the hook.
“I hear you were trying to avoid me,” the doctor said, her tone light but firm. “Is there anything in particular you’d like to ask about before we start?”
“No.”
“Okay then. Now, this does not hurt at all and will be over quick. Sit up straighter for me. Breathe in. I need to listen to your lungs. Just like that. Well done, doctor Reid.”
Reid endured the coldness of the stethoscope on his chest and back and only tensed up a little when the doctor touched his lower back. Garcia was watching him intently, which in retrospect was his own fault and made him feel all the more tense. Maybe that was why he jumped when the doctor suddenly touched his side, briefly but softly. And Garcia, who was doing everything in her power to try to be there for him, understood.
“You’re ticklish.”
“Shh, not so loud.”
“That is adorable, boy genius.”
Reid groaned as they entered the elevator. “I don’t like that procedures like that forces you to remain still as you’re being subjected to sensations that you’re not supposed to be still while being subjected to-”
“So you’re saying you’d be fine with it if you were allowed to squirm away?”
“Well, kind of-”
“Say no more,” Garcia laughed, her index finger in Reid’s ribs, only for a quick poke, but Reid jerked away from it nonetheless. “So ribs, sides. Where else are you ticklish?”
“Nowhere.”
“Oh, don’t lie to me now. You can’t have avoided going to your check ups for years just for two spots.”
Reid held up his hands, a smile already on his face and nowhere to really run. Still better than the doctor’s office. Much much better.
“If you don’t tell me I will try them all,” she threatened, taking a step closer to him. “I’ll give you five seconds.”
Reid took a step back and found himself pressed against the wall. “Please.”
“Five.”
“Oh my god, Garcia, I beg of you-”
“Four.”
“Don’t tell Morgan about this, please don’t-”
“Three, two, one.” She stuck her hand beneath his chin. “You ramble for too long.”
Reid was too busy giggling to reply, although he could hear her cooing as well as he could hear the elevator reach their level, knowing she wasn’t done with him by any means but was probably kind enough to destroy him in private at the very least. She was laughing when she backed off, a threatening, teasing laugh, and despite his sensitivity he appreciated the playfulness much more than the concern.
“Watch your back, wonder boy,” she said, pointing at him as she walked away.
Reid exhaled, catching sight of Hotch nodding as he received a thumbs up from Garcia.
He ran a hand through his hair before entering the office with his head held high, hoping his smile had melted into a casual expression and that he wasn’t too flushed.
Much better than the doctor’s office.
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ticklishraspberries · 1 month
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Oh, hi dear, I just discovered your prompts list and checked your fandoms list. And smiled a lot because you’ve got Maeve x Spencer on it. ♥️
May I ask for 62 or 93, please?
I wish you happy writing and loads of inspo, snacks and energy for this hopefully fun project. ☺️
drabble prompts!! // tysm for the request lovely!!! 62. "You're not exactly subtle." / 93. "I have things to do."
"Maeve, c'mon—"
"I have things to do," Maeve replies, but she's laughing when she says it, barely looking at the files in front of her.
"You've looked over that patient twice already," Spencer replies, coming up behind her at her desk, putting his arms around her shoulders from behind. "You don't miss things. If you're trying to avoid me..."
"Not at all!" she said, leaning back into his hold. "I just...I..."
"You're not exactly subtle," Spencer tells her, and she can hear the smile in his voice without having to turn her head. "If you want me to distract you from work, you could just say so."
His fingers easily find purchase in the curve of her sides, and she holds her breath as they begin to gently tickle, making goosebumps spread over her skin.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," she says, voice shaking.
Spencer chuckles. "Of course you don't, doctor. Now, put down the file, and laugh for me."
And laugh she does.
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lilactickles · 8 months
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Christmas in September
Criminal Minds Tickle fic - Ler!Spencer x Lee!Reader Y/N is still warming up to the team, one night filled with cheer and drinks is effective at breaking the ice. (tw: mentions of alcohol/feeling tipsy)
The BAU Christmas party was in full swing at Hotch's house, with festive decorations and holiday cheer buzzing in the air. You were cradling your drink and sitting in the corner of the somewhat abandoned dinner table scattered with dirty plates and empty glasses. Spencer was sitting to your left, Emily and JJ sitting across from the two of you. Hotch, Derek and Penelope had rushed to the living room, likely to play some drinking variation of monopoly, scrabble or who knows what.
You've felt your anxiety slowly melting away the more adult beverages you consume throughout the night, you've always been jarringly anxious during social situations, especially those including your new team mates. You were glad to get the opportunity to hang out with the group outside of work, everyone has been so lovely - never pushing you beyond what you're comfortable with but still clearly eager to get to know you. It was a nice feeling, to be seen and cared for despite hiding yourself out of instinct. The fact that the team knew nearly nothing about you even after 3 months of working with with BAU, was not lost on you or the rest of the team. But they were working on it.
Some hours and many laughs shared over eggnog had passed, and you look up to the sound of JJ laughing, Emily seemed to be attacking her with rapid pokes to her side, causing JJ to squirm and attempt to swat the raven haired detectives hands away. Emily was letting out a boisterous evil laugh with a drunken, yet mischievous, glint in her eyes. Your eyes averted as quickly as they'd laid eyes on the scene, a crimson glow spreading across your cheeks which you desperately tried to hide by looking down at your phone.
Dammit, why does this always happen? Was it second hand embarrassment? Fear of being brought in and having to interact with the flustering concept in front of her co-workers and friends? Whatever it is, you were doing a lousy job at laying low because you started to feel the eyes of a certain tipsy profiling protégée burning into the side of your head.
Oh god.
"Are you alright, Y/N?" Spencer shuffled closer to you, speaking low as to not alert the giggling girls across the table.
"Yes! Of course" You giggled with faux nonchalance. "Just getting tired is all"
You were looking down at your watch and beginning to yawn, committing to the act, before realising who exactly it was you attempting to lie to.
Spencer cocked his head to the side, with a look of genuine concern present on his features while he leaned in closer. Likely analysing your every move. You were in the middle of giving him a 'do not profile me look' when he said "Is it too hot in here? You're looking quite red in the face"
Of course your blush only deepened at that comment. Bless him, he was only trying to help. Your hands didn't ask permission from your brain before they came flying up to shield your burning cheeks. Fuck. They flew back down again and you laughed nervously.
"No it's fine, really" You flashed him your most casual smile.
Spencer must have caught on at least to the fact that you were embarrassed or flustered about something, because his look of concern was replaced with a mildly amused one. It took him about another .5 seconds to make the connection.
He glanced over at JJ, a little red in the face now, still giggling at Emily relentless fingers landing pokes here and there. "Oh" He said. "Feeling left out?" He offered a teasy smile.
"What?" you replied a little too quickly. "Of course not!" You started anxiously playing with your hands. God let this be over soon.
"Or, the opposite?" He began thinking out loud. "I suppose we haven't gotten to know you all that well yet. The act of tickling is quite an intimate exchange, a weakness usually only confessed between people you trust. It makes sense that you aren't ready for us to know your weaknessness." His friendly smile making it obvious that he had no idea that what he was saying was even mildly flustering.
If your face was warm before, It must be sprouting flames now. You just froze, staring at him for a few seconds before responding.
"Wh-why would you think? Im- Im not-"
"You're not? what, ticklish? I only assumed because someone who isn't ticklish wouldn't have anything to be concerned about. Most people find lack of sensitivity to be a strength, and like to show it off. But I just saw you essentially try to turn yourself invisible." He chuckled, potentially catching on to the fact that you were slightly mortified now. "You can trust us, you know. You don't have to be embarrassed" That last part came out very softly, a genuine show of support.
You would be touched if you weren't feeling like you'd rather the universe implode than have this conversation right now. Your head snapped up at the mention of your name. "Y/N, Is your drink still full? You've had that going for ages!" Emily exclaimed.
You willed the heat to evaporate from your cheeks as you laughed. "I guess you're right! I'll get right on that" You brought the cup to your lips as Spencer and the girls fell into casual conversation, and took a big gulp.
A few moments later, while you were listening intently to a story about how JJ accidentally left her coffee cup on the roof of her car this morning and drove away, you felt the overpowering sensation of someone wiggling their fingers on your left knee-cap. You managed to trap the giggle in your throat, covering it up with a cough while you not-so-subtly jerked your knee away. Emily giggled at you, probably assuming it was the alcohol in your system making you clumsy. Spencer hadn't even broken eye contact with JJ, seemingly enthralled in what she was saying. But there was a smirk on his face that you couldn't ignore. Maybe he wasn't as oblivious as you thought.
You didn't even get 5 seconds of recovery time before he attacked under the table again, this time firmly squeezing the flesh above your knee - causing you to squeal loudly and jump. Your knee collides with the bottom of the table causing a loud 'clunk!'.
All eyes were on you as you glared at Spencer, who was making no attempt at hiding the look of genuine amusement from his face. "Oh, Y/N, I didn't know you would be that ticklish!"
"Spencer!" You hissed, shooting him a look of betrayal.
"Ohhhh Y/N is ticklish?! How did I not know that! I'm kind of the tickle monster around here, you know" Emily winked and made ghostly tickle hands in your direction.
"Why is it fair that you always get to do the tickling? and I'm usually on the receiving end" Spencer grumbled, shooting out his slender arm, his fingers pinching your sides. You actually yelp and slap his hand on instinct. You didn't have time to speak before his grip landed on your lower ribs and began squeezing rapidy.
Oh no.
You squeal again and and an uncontrollable wave of giggles start to pour out of you, you wiggle around helplessly in your seat, partially paralysed by the shock of being tickled so purposefully. The sensation is so overwhelming that you forget even to be embarrassed. You manage to take a deep breath between giggles to yell "Oh my gohohd, stohop!!!"
Spencer's slender fingers retract immediately, and there's a round of excited giggles from the table. "I think Y/N might be the most ticklish on the team!" JJ exclaimed.
"Even worse than you, Spence" Added Emily.
"I hate you so much" You grumble in Spencers direction. "Ouch" He out his hands to his heart in faked offence. He had a broad toothy grin on his face as he said "Hey, since we finally learned something fun about you, we need to share it with the rest of the team"
Your mouth fell open. "Don't you da-"
"Derek, Hotch, Garcia get in here!" Emily yelled.
"No!" You hissed, your flustered blush already creeping back up your neck.
"Oh this is gonna be fun" JJ chuckled and gave you a reassuring wink and you sunk into your chair and covered your face with your hands yet again.
There may or may not have been an excited smile emerging beneath your fingers.
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fanficsandfluff · 10 months
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THE VERY END OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON 9 EPISODE 18 THAT IS ALL
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im-outofideas · 10 months
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know when to walk away. know when to run.
fandom: criminal minds
w/c: 1943
content: fluff very cartoony goofy fluff
summary: morgan bets reid he can't go a day without rambling. reid takes him up on it.
a/n: i got a little carried away with everything that wasn't the main course but i promise it is there towards the end. open to criticism ☝️, i am still new at this and looking to improve.
p.s the penelope rant was all me i am penelope.
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Derek was starting to feel guilty. To an outside observer, nothing seemed unusual. Reid was sitting across from him on the jet, reading some book in Russian. At least he thought it was Russian. When he asked Reid if it was, he made a face which indicated it was not actually Russian. Any other day he would've corrected Derek on the fact it was Ukrainian (which Derek had to find out after looking the book up on his phone - tedious.) Any other day Reid would passionately explain away a passage in the book that particularly interested him. But today he was completely silent.
It was really starting to get to Derek. And he could tell the kid knew he was getting to him. Spencer would check his watch every so often, glimpse at him with a smug ass look on his face, then go back to his book. It was infuriating.
-----
The unsub they had been dealing with was a bride-killer. He targeted women during their bachelorette parties days before the women were set to be married. The only reason for him to pick such high-profile, high-risk women is if it were a compulsion.
“Maybe he’d gotten cheated on during his own bride’s bachelorette party,” Rossi said.
“Wouldn't he have to stalk these women for weeks to know they were getting married?” JJ questioned.
“Not necessarily,” said Morgan. “Wearing a bride-to-be sash like the victims were would be like waving a red cape at a bull.”
“It’s a common misconception but actually, bulls are colorblind. So it doesn't really matter what color the matador waves - it’s the cape’s movement that elicits an aggressive charge response in the bull.”
“...”
Everyone stared at Reid in a silence that stretched for seemingly forever. He shrunk under their intense gaze.
“Um, Morgan’s metaphor still applies here, though.”
Derek laughed the way he always did right before he teased Reid.
“I bet he can’t go a day without saying some completely unrelated fun fact during the investigation. He just can’t help himself.”
“It wasn’t completely unrelated..” Reid mumbled shyly, before speaking to be heard. “I can. But where's the fun in that?”
“You wanna put money on that?”
"Ooh, careful Morgan. Gambling with a Vegas boy is bound to go wrong." Rossi joked.
“The stakes are too unclear. And there would be too many technicalities. We'd argue over what constitutes as irrelevant to the investigation, what counts as a fun fact..” he trailed off as he realized the stares and silence were back.
“Okay, pretty boy. New stakes. I bet you can’t go without talking for… at least twelve hours. About anything.”
“Can I make any noise?”
“Hmm. Nah.”
“How much money?”
“Reid, Morgan, focus up.” Hotch pinched the bridge of his nose indignantly. “We need Reid to talk until the investigation is over. Then you can wager on your own time.” Hotch brought everyone’s attention back to catching the killer. From over his copy of the case file, Reid mouthed to Morgan. You’re on.
-----
It started right after the unsub was processed. Immediately after. As in, while Morgan was putting the suspect in cuffs, he had turned to Reid and said, “50 bucks?”
“Sure,” he replied. “Starting when?” The local PD came to take the unsub away.
“Now?”
Reid smiled confidently in response.
“Great work, everybody.” Hotch walked up to the team huddled inside the killer’s home. “Let’s get out of here. I’m buying coffee. What does everyone want?”
Reid opened his mouth to say something before pursing his lips. This would be harder than he thought.
-----
On the jet ride home, Derek had been trying to goad Reid into saying something. He facetimed Penelope.
“Hey mama, I got a question for you. Here, let me put you on speaker.”
“Oh! I love questions. You know I know everything. What’s up?”
He looked at Reid smugly as he talked, even though the kid was fixated on his book. “Why exactly does ‘Doctor Who’ spend so much time in places that look exactly like Earth when he's got a whole universe to explore? There ain’t no way Earth is more interesting than the entire universe.”
Oh my. The look on Reid’s face was devastating. The only time Morgan would ever willingly discuss Doctor Who, he couldn’t join the conversation. Derek’s heart would’ve broken if he hadn’t found it hilarious.
“...okay. Sweetheart, first of all, he is not called ‘Doctor Who.’ He’s called ‘The Doctor.’ Okay?” Penelope sighed, agitated. Some relief washed over Reid’s face as if that was what he wanted to say.
“Doctor Who is the name of the show. His identity is a mystery and he just goes by The Doctor. So people and alienfolk all go ‘Huh? What do you mean? Doctor Who?’ and that’s why the show is called that. You wouldn't call Captain Kirk 'Star Trek: The Original Series.'" Reid was positively pouting.
"Second of all, I heard about the little challenge you placed unto our baby genius and I will have no part in his torture. Tata.” Penelope hung up the phone.
Derek frowned and put the phone in his pocket. “Damn… I really was curious. Do you mind answering my question?” he taunted Reid with a toothy grin. Reid scowled and returned to his book. A true miracle he had so much self control over his hand gestures.
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Two hours had passed slowly and silently. It wasn’t fun anymore. Morgan had seen Reid perk up at least three times to infodump about the books he’s read during the flight, before he caught himself. Each time he was stupidly dejected afterward. Morgan didn’t love it. He hated it. The kid had been shut up his entire life by his peers and bullies. And now by his friends. His heart was actually starting to ache seeing his friend’s gaze become more and more distant.
“Hey, kid. Let’s just call it off.”
Spencer met his eyes and raised a brow.
“I wanna hear about the story. Genuinely.”
Spencer looked down at his watch, then crossed his arms. Morgan scoffed.
“Seriously, you want the 50 dollars that bad? There’s still an hour left before we land.” He didn't want to see Reid be depressed for the entire remainder of the flight. And the longer it went, it seemed less likely he'd be up for talking even after the time limit. Morgan couldn't handle that.
“C’mon man, it’s unhealthy for a brain to store so much information without an outlet. You’ll explode.”
Spencer smiled and huffed out of his nose. His eyes went wide. He awkwardly looked over to the side at nothing.
“..Was that a noise?” Spencer frowned and shook his head. A figmental lightbulb went off over Derek’s head.
He walked over to sit side-by-side with Spencer, who eyed him cautiously. He sighed. Maybe it was inappropriate to play dirty, but Spencer wasn't exactly giving him an option.
“Listen, we can do this the easy way. Where you open your mouth right now and call me an asshole for ever suggesting this stupid bet in the first place. Or we can do this, uh…” he grinned impishly, wiggling the fingers of one of his hands. “..the hard way.”
Spencer’s jaw clenched at the implication. He braved a face of nonchalance and for a moment, Derek thought maybe he wasn’t even ticklish. Or maybe he didn’t think Derek would actually do it. They were in front of their boss after all, their unit chief of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Behavioral Analysis Unit. Not in grade school.
But then Derek saw the red of his ears slowly make its way down to his cheeks and decided he couldn’t help himself. Plus, the kid wasn’t talking.
"Okay, have it your way."
It was childish, Derek would be the first to admit it. But he’d kill two birds with one stone. End the bet, and get Reid to smile a bit.
He wiggled an index finger lightly at the side of Spencer’s neck, which immediately got trapped. Spencer reached up to pull the hand out, before his wrist was snatched and Derek clawed at his ribs.
To Derek’s surprise, Spencer stayed quiet. His physical reaction, however, made up for it. He jerked and contorted so hard his back ended up on the seat of his chair. One leg curled up to protect the attacked side, while the other sprawled over Derek.
He kept his lips and eyes shut so tight they quivered.
“You’re kidding.” Derek was indignant. This was the most stubborn he’d ever seen him. “You can’t keep this up for an hour.”
After spending some time there, he moved up into his underarm. Spencer broke out into an open mouth grin and another spasm. But still no noise.
Derek let go of his wrist - bicep burning from Spencer's struggle against him - to use both his hands to tickle. Something happened that completely bewildered him.
Spencer was laughing. He was trembling, his stomach was tense, and his throat bobbed as it always did when he laughed. But it was silent. How the hell was he doing that? Why was he just taking it? Is he really going to endure this torture for the rest of the flight?
If he could, oh man. There was no way in hell Derek would stop. This was a much better sight than the sad quiet Spencer from earlier. He just wished he could hear it.
Derek was broken out of his thoughts when he saw tears fall from Spencer’s eyes, which suddenly looked much more desperate. He was turning a concerning shade of red. The drawback of silent laughter finally registered in Derek’s brain.
“Woah Jesus, kid! Breathe!” Derek immediately stilled his hands, reaching instead to grab hold of Reid’s face. It was hot to the touch. He quickly wiped away Reid's tears, which felt a bit intimate, but he didn't want the team to see he had accidentally tickled their greatest asset into crying. He figured Reid wouldn't want them to see either.
Derek helped him sit upright. Spencer breathed hard, a smile gracing his face as he peacefully closed his eyes in relief and weariness. His lips shaped in a circle to steady his breathing.
Absolutely infuriating. He would have passed out before he lost. It was a battle of wills, and even when Derek held all the cards, he folded first.
He wondered why Spencer was going so far for something so dumb. If he was trying to prove something to himself, to his team, to all the bullies who shut him up, Morgan would never live down the guilt. He hoped it was as simple as Reid just being a competitive little shit.
He groaned. “Okay, fine! You win, Spencer. You proved your point. You know how to stay quiet. Hell, not even I could…" he cleared his throat. "..uh, the point is, you won. You can have the 50 bucks. Please just talk to me.”
Spencer was still panting, the smile on his face seemed permanent. “You're.. an asshole,” he breathed. “And a cheater.”
“Yeah, I know.” Derek laughed.
“I still won, though. Whew."
“Yeah, yeah..” Relief. He was a competitive little shit.
"Can't believe you couldn't take just three hours of me not talking! You must really love learning."
He scoffed. "Whatever." Alright. The kid was starting to get cocky.
“Hasn't anyone ever told you cheaters never prosper?"
“Oh, that’s rich coming from you.” He pinched at his side and Spencer laughed. Audibly, this time. Garcia would call it a swoon-worthy sound. Maybe those were his words.
He pulled out his government issued wallet before his hand was stopped. “Oh. I don’t actually want your money.”
“A bet’s a bet, Reid. You earned it fair and square.”
“You wouldn’t take it if you had won.” Spencer smiled. “Just buy me a coffee when we land. I didn’t get any earlier.”
Derek shrugged. If he took any lesson away from this, it was that the doctor was stubborn. “Alright, fine by me.”
“And listen when I say the whole point of the Doctor’s archetype is to love Earth - specifically humanity - and for logistical reasons it’s just more convenient for the setting to be on Earth or on a planet that resembles Cardiff, Wales..” Here we go. Spencer rambled on, speaking quickly and more with his hands than anything. Derek rolled his eyes, but he sat back and listened.
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kourtniwritesagain · 9 months
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I was the one who asked for the criminal minds hc but the one person I was interested in hearing a hc for was Spencer Reid. I totally understand if it would be difficult to do because you’re not into the fandom anymore.
Oh I can totally do some hc's for Dr. Ticklish Beyond Reason Spencer Reid.
Spencer is obviously canonically ticklish on his torso (PRENTISS POKED HIM AND HE REACTED LIKE THE DORK HE IS, HE'S TICKLISH, DAMNIT). He's suuuuuuper ticklish on his ribs and hips. He's a super genius, and he always attempts to think his way out of being ticklish, but his brain short circuits every time he's tickled. He was rarely tickled as a child. He was extremely bullied in school, he roomed alone during college, and he never gave tickling a second thought when he entered adulthood.
Until he met Derek Morgan.
It was their second case, and it had gone pretty great, so the team was very happy and relaxed on the plane ride back to Virginia. JJ, Derek, and Emily were playfully poking and prodding one another. Emily and Derek ganged up on JJ, causing Spencer to blush furiously as he watched his new teammates tickle each other. Derek noticed, asked why he was blushing, to which Spencer just spluttered facts about torture. Not even being able to say the word tickling, though. Derek smirked, asking Spencer if he was ticklish. At Spencer's crazy red face, Derek then proceeded to use every variation of the word 'tickle.' Gideon then helpfully added that Spencer was indeed very ticklish, especially on his ribs. Spencer turned wide and betrayed eyes on Gideon, but could do nothing more as Derek decided to test that declaration.
Gideon had been spot on. Spencer was tickled nonstop for the rest of the flight. Hotch hadn't intervened at all, despite Spencer's pleads. Hotch had actually stated that this was a type of hazing he'd allow.
Spencer isn't a ler, but he playfully goose his teammates sides when he knows he can get away with it. Being the youngest on the team, and seriously just freaking adorable, Spencer is prone to being on the receiving end of many tickle attacks. Derek and Penelope being his two biggest attackers.
He'll never admit it (unless he's forced to), but Spencer actually loves being tickled. He's always so carefully put together, and he's used to having to fight for everything in his life. It's nice to lose control every so often.
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potatohater · 9 months
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Oh come on kid, loosen up
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid (Hotch in background)
Words: 327
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“Hey–” Spencer jerked to the side after he felt a few pokes landing on his sides and ribs, he tried to mask every suspicion it could cause by rubbed his torso as if someone just hurt him
This someone was nobody but Derek Morgan
“Hold on pretty boy, what was that?” Derek quirked his eyebrow and smirked at younger man next to him
“Nothing..?” Reid’s tone was more of a question than an answer, but by seeing mischievous gleam in Morgan’s eyes he decided to take a step back “You just startled me, that’s all” he said, looking at papers in front of him, refusing to make an eye contact
It was the end of the day in BAU, and almost everybody had left but two agents finishing their paperwork, and Hotch sitting in his office overtime like always
“Oh come on kid, loosen up” Morgan’s face stretched in a grin as he brushed his fingers under Spencer’s chin, his grin turned into fond smile as he heard a few giggles coming out of smaller man. Spencer slapped his hand, trying to get away
“Don’t–“ He was cut off again by the quiet stream of laughter coming out of his mouth when Derek tickled his ribs again, chuckling along side with him
“I didn’t even know you could laugh” Morgan teased, putting his hands away and receiving an elbow to his side “Oof” he faked his pain
Reid’s face was lightly pink on his cheeks and ears, and you couldn’t even see what changed, but Derek could tell it by the sparkle in his eyes, and small smile melting on his lips
“Didn’t want to interrupt, but you should be home by now” Hotch’s voice rang through office, making both agents jump
Spencer’s blush grew darker and Morgan bared his teeth in a smile, seeing Hotch looking at them with a fond and amused smile on his own face
Derek is gonna let him go,, for now
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infrequent-creator · 3 months
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Matthew Grey Gubler's - Perfect woman
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I know you see what I see on that list I swear to god this man is so freaking sweet I can't even stand it. I'm going to cry. My favorites from this are
"Voluptuous figure is a plus"
"Must be tolerant of tickle torture" SIR PLS 🙈
"I have soft hands I I love autumn"
"I want to make you smile till it hurts"
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giggle-bee · 1 year
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Can I get ler Garcia please?
of course you may!
ler!garcia
she’s such a sweet ler but oh so teasy
kills you with kindness and her incredibly pink acrylics
you know those puffy pens in her office are used to swirl around shells of ears or across your hands
and she will laugh with you and make you feel like the most important person in the world because you’re all giggly in her arms and she just can’t get enough
she absolutely makes the most embarrassing noises and uses the most embarrassing nicknames
everyone on the team has one
even Hotch
although she hasn’t dared to get him yet (it will happen one day)
If she finds out you like it, she will coo over you for the next 5-10 business days
she loves things like that too, and the more you tell her about it, the more endearing she finds it
she loves surprise tickles, loves to sneak up on you and scribble at your sides to make you jump
she and Morgan have a competition to see who can scare Reid the most (it’s all in good fun) and she’s trying to practice her sneaky skills
will snuggle or hug you after the tickles because she just finds it so cute and it’s calming
like how could you not love her
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barnesrogers-blog · 1 year
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Why does my mind automatically go to “He’s squirming because it tickles 🌝” and not the logical explanation of “He’s nervous she will find his gun”? Why do my brain be like this??
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supermarvel-fics · 2 years
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Tickletober Day 29: Ghost Tickles
fandom: criminal minds
word count: 840
pairing: spencer reid x reader (established relationship)
summary: spencer experiments when he finds out you've never been tickled before
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“You’ve seriously never been tickled before?” Spencer asked you, surprise apparent in his tone of voice. You shook your head.
“No. I mean, not that I can remember. Maybe when I was little, but I haven’t been in the past 25 years. I don’t even know if I’m ticklish,” You shrugged, sighing a bit. Spencer pondered this information around in his head. He’d been with you for almost a year and he’d known you for 6 years before that. He knew that tickling was something couples normally did in relationships, but had never thought to do it himself.
But Spencer couldn’t ignore the faint pitch of disappointment your voice had when you said that you’d never been tickled like the girl in the movie you two had been snuggled up to watch together. So, he smiled and turned on his side to face you more directly, a smile gracing his features.
“Well… do you want to know if you are?”
You blushed a bit under his gaze, but nodded. “Yeah, I kinda do. But go easy on me! I know it can be torture for some people.”
Spencer chuckled. “There are two different forms of tickling: Knismesis and Gargalesis. We’ll focus on Knismesis which is just the light touches that give you goosebumps just to see where you’re sensitive.”
“Okay… yeah,” You breathed out, a bit nervous.
“Lay down flat,” Spencer ordered. You did as you were told, sliding down so that your head was pressed onto your pillow and your body laid flat on top of your mattress, hands resting comfortably at your sides. “Good. Now, we’ll try the most common places and if at any point you feel like it’s too much, just tell me to stop.”
You grinned and relaxed deeper into the bed. “I will.”
Slowly and cautiously, Spencer brought his fingers up to the soft skin just below your ear and gently ran them down until he reached the crook of your neck. A smile broke out on your face immediately and your shoulder scrunched up a bit. As he had described, goosebumps arose all over your body and a shiver ran down your spine.
“Woah. That felt like a ghost was tickling me or something,” You said, resetting your body back into the previous position. “It was weird.”
Spencer didn’t respond. Instead, he put more weight in his touch and used his blunt nails to scratch lightly down your neck again. You giggled this time and shrugged your shoulders up out of pure instinct.
“Okay, your neck is definitely ticklish. Give me your arm,” Spencer stated, holding out his hand. You eagerly held your arm out for him, watching every movement of his hand. He placed the pads of his finger onto your wrist and dragged them up to your shoulder, smiling with satisfaction when he felt the goosebumps return.
Then, without announcing what he was doing, he wiggled his index finger into the pit of your arm. You pulled your arm away from him and slammed your elbow into your side with another giggle. Your eyes widened as you made eye contact with him.
“That’s a pretty common reaction. Most people are really ticklish there, even to the lighter touch,” Spencer answered your question without you needing to ask. “Try and keep your arm up.”
You huffed and gave him your arm again. Spencer gently pinned it to the bed with his own and fluttered his finger in the hollowed space for a second or two more. You genuinely laughed this time, your body arching away from his fingers.
“Okahay! That’s bahad,” You laughed, pulling your arm out from under him. Spencer smiled at your reaction and nodded.
“It’s a place not many people can handle,” He replied. He rested his hand on your stomach, looking to you for permission. You bit the inside of your cheek and hummed a small yes.
Teasingly, Spencer lifted his palm so only his fingers were touching the skin through your shirt and he slowly dragged them across every inch of your belly, sides, and up to your ribs. Every once in a while, you’d giggle and shift away out of self-preservation, but tried your best to keep still.
Spencer found a wildly sensitive spot just below your navel and slipped his hand under the hem of the shirt just to flit his fingers across it, laughing himself when you let out a giggly whine and pushed his hands away.
“I think it’s safe to say that you are very ticklish,” He uttered, playfully digging into your side for a second. You yelped in surprise and shifted away from his hand. Spencer laughed again. “There will be another time to explore the other kind of tickling if you’re up for it. For now, how about we finish the movie.”
Smiling, you nodded and snuggled back into him, letting a breathy laugh shoot through your nose when he pressed a ticklish kiss to the back of your neck.
Now that Spencer knew better, he’d be doing that more often.
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nhasablogg · 8 months
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Three times Spencer denied being ticklish
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek, Spencer
Summary: ...and one time he admitted it.
A/N: Commission for @barnesrogers-blog! Thank you so much for your commission, but most importantly for your patience as I went through five different writers block phases while writing this!
Words: 3k
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It was raining, which was annoying on a normal day but was slightly terrifying while on the jet. Even after years of sleeping, working and trying to force his body to relax on this thing, Derek still felt a slight apprehension about how out of control they technically were up there. He knew it was a logical concern. He knew it wasn’t an actual fear of flying, but simply overthinking on his part. He hid it from everyone anyway.
Spencer’s knee knocked into his, but when Derek turned to look at him he had his eyes shut, head leaning against the window at an angle that couldn’t be comfortable. Derek let his eyes wander over to said window, watching the gray, cold and wet which they were literally flying through as they soared over Georgia. He exhaled slowly, just loud enough for Spencer to hear had he been awake, which Derek knew he was. All the years on this thing and he knew exactly when his team members were actually asleep or not.
“What are the probabilities of a plane crashing during bad weather?” he asked and Spencer perked up instantly, although he didn’t start reciting any type of statistics as soon as he opened his eyes. That surprised him.
“I don’t think you want me to actually answer that right now,” he said instead, eyes darting from Derek to the window and back to Derek.
Derek huffed. “I’m not scared.”
“I never said you were.” He tilted his head, eyebrows raised. “It just seems like a stupid thing to talk about right now.”
“So you’re scared.”
Spencer leaned back, something amused crossing his face. It made Derek feel embarrassed for some inexplicable reason. He looked away, even as Spencer said, “I’m not, but-”
He turned back, pointing at him. “Ah. ‘But’ means that there is a smidge of truth to it.”
“That’s not true?”
“It’s okay to admit it, Reid.” Derek reached out to pat his knee. “We won’t judge.”
“Morgan, you don’t have to disguise your own fear-”
“I said-” He squeezed his knee. “-it’s okay- oh. Oho.” He dragged the sound out, grinning as Spencer withdrew his leg. “That’s new.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“And that’s even newer.”
Spencer seemed to fight an internal battle between keeping his gaze on Derek and looking away out of pure embarrassment, if the blush spreading over his cheeks was any indication. Derek grinned, realizing what an opportunity it was to have an apparently ticklish Spencer Reid trapped beside him on a jet.
“Where else are you ticklish?”
“I’m not.”
“Just your knees then?”
“No.”
“No?”
“I mean they’re not either.”
“Kid, you do realize how easily I can disprove that, right?”
Spencer didn’t reply, only finally looked away, as if plotting his escape and discovering it was fruitless. Still he didn’t budge, made no move to cover sensitive spots. It made Derek uncertain.
“I’ll leave you be,” he said, patting his leg just to see his reaction (a brief twitch, eyes darting back to him). “This time.”
Spencer shifted in his seat. “You’ll find nothing next time either.”
“Oh, we’ll see about that.”
2.
Derek found himself watching Spencer more the coming weeks, and he wasn’t always aware of it, or aware of why. Spencer making coffee, Spencer hunched over his desk, focused or bored or tired. Derek’s eyes would scan the room before inevitably ending up on him, taking in the way he looked when distracted, taking in how he would pretend he wasn’t feeling Derek’s gaze on him after catching him several times before. Derek only realized he was staring when it was brought up, or if he’d been staring for long enough that his mind caught up with him.
“He’s pretty, right?” Emily would tease, and Derek rolled his eyes each time because it was no secret that Derek found him pretty.
The why always came in random flashes, made up images of Spencer bending over as Derek tickled his sides glued to his retinas for longer than he was willing to admit. It wasn’t even always he himself doing the tickling in his fantasies (not that kind of fantasy), but they always had Spencer, giggling, squirming, reacting in ways that didn’t match his claims of not being ticklish at all, nor his actual reaction of extracting himself from the situation as best as he could.
Derek was becoming strangely obsessed with it, maybe due to Spencer’s denial. It wasn’t like him to hide his humanity, even if it made him feel vulnerable. But then again, it wasn’t necessarily his team mates’ jobs to point out said humanity either.
“Why are you staring at me?”
Spencer had an air of defiance when Derek snapped back to reality this time. He didn’t blame him. The case involved someone preying on patients at a psych ward which was known for its excellent care of schizophrenia inpatients. Derek had no doubt Spencer was picturing his mother as the next victim, even though she wasn’t even in the same state.
Derek shook his head. “Sorry. It’s not- It’s not what you think.”
Spencer hadn’t called out Derek’s staring much before, which emphasized his state of mind. Maybe the jet felt too crowded, too many pairs of eyes flickering to him, and so Derek’s seemingly persistent observance was too much. Derek hadn’t even realized he’d been watching him; could barely recall what Spencer had been doing for the past few minutes that his gaze had apparently been glued to him.
“I’m fine, you know,” Spencer said, his voice sharp as he crossed his arms. “You don’t have to keep checking on me.”
“I’m not,” Derek said, wondering how to approach this. “That’s not why I’m staring.”
“So you admit you were staring?”
“I admit I wasn’t aware I was staring until you pointed it out.”
“But why were you staring?”
“I’ll tell you,” Derek said, trying to sound nonchalant. “But you’ll have to promise not to shut down on me.”
Hesitation crossed his face, but he straightened, as if bracing for impact. “Deal.”
Derek leaned back, aiming for a casual tone. “I was just thinking about how you’re ticklish, that’s all.”
He did his best not to show it, but he was examining Spencer’s reaction closely, wondering if he was reigning anything in due to them being on the jet, or if he felt more comfortable not being fully alone with him. Derek didn’t like the sound of the latter, but who was he to know of Spencer’s relationship to tickling anyway? Maybe he hated it so much that he was grateful Derek didn’t do anything. He knew Spencer had sensory issues, so maybe it truly was his biggest nightmare.
“That’s-” Spencer started, but Derek cut him off.
“A weird thing to think about? I know. But one of our last interactions on here was me accidentally tickling you and you denying it tickled, so.” He shrugged, trying to pretend it hadn’t consumed most of his waking moments. “It’s not too random.”
“I guess not.” Spencer didn’t move away, made no move to try to shield anything, and Derek didn’t launch an attack even though it could be natural now. Was almost expected that he would squeeze his knee and ask if he was still denying it. But it didn’t feel right, not like this, with Spencer obviously uncomfortable and with Hotch and JJ having a conversation right behind them.
“I don’t know,” he said, unsure of where his words were going even as he said them. “It’s just- cute?”
“To be ticklish?” It didn’t evade Derek that Spencer avoided referencing himself in the sentence. “It’s natural.”
“And yet it embarrasses us. Isn’t that weird?”
“It’s only like that because society has turned it into something to be ashamed of as it’s seen as a weakness.”
“But it’s nothing to be ashamed of.”
Spencer licked his lips. “Not from an evolutionary viewpoint, no.”
“So why are you?” Spencer didn’t reply. “See, you’re starting to blush, even though you just said it’s a natural thing for humans to be.”
Spencer exhaled. “I never said human emotions are rational.”
“If it’s me tickling you that bothers you I can promise I won’t do it. As much as I want to, because I know for a fact you have more spots than your knees, you have to.” Derek knew his teasing might be taking it too far, but the conversation was slightly too serious for his liking.
Spencer’s blush had spread, but he finally - finally - let out a laugh. “I hate you so much.”
“Ah.” Derek pointed at him. “I bet you would hate me even more if I did it.” He hovered his hand over Spencer, not touching, not aiming for a specific spot, but still Spencer visibly tensed up, a small smile spreading over his face this time. “I won’t, but I’m just showing you it could be worse.”
“I told you I’m not ticklish.”
“Oh yeah?” He wiggled his fingers in the air and Spencer, hilariously enough, slapped his hand away.
3.
Derek must’ve pavloved Spencer into crumbling into a semi-defensive, somewhat timid version of himself each time Derek looked at him, which wasn’t really what Derek wanted. What did he want? He wasn’t sure. But something about Spencer denying such a human part of himself, while his body betrayed him entirely, fascinated him. It wasn’t like him to do that.
They were on the jet - why were they always on the jet? - and Derek was so bored out of his mind that he’d started looking at Spencer out of habit, knowing subconsciously that it would turn into something fun, at the very least earn him a huff and crossed arms and slight color tinting Spencer’s cheekbones. And maybe it was unethical for Derek to use something which clearly embarrassed him for his own entertainment, but he felt desperate. Was two seconds away from throwing himself out of the plane just to feel something other than the seat beneath him type of desperate.
“Stop.” Spencer said it without looking at him, head ducked as he turned the page of his book. “Not in the mood.”
“I didn’t do anything.”
“You were thinking about it.”
“Was not.”
Spencer looked up at him without moving his head, giving the air of a disappointed teacher and Derek nearly laughed. “Okay, well, don’t start thinking about it now either.”
“Well, not my fault you reminded me.” “This conversation is so cryptic,” Emily said, suddenly popping up from behind Spencer. “I’m intrigued.”
Spencer looked up at her with a grimace. “It’s nothing.”
“It doesn’t sound like nothing. Derek?”
“I would tell you,” Derek said, making Spencer’s head snap back toward him, a glare at the ready. “But I quite like sitting on this by myself. Sorry.”
Emily’s eyes narrowed. “I’ll get it out of you.”
“How exactly will you do that?”
“You could tickle him,” Spencer said nonchalantly, although Derek could tell it was anything but nonchalant and he could tell the moment Spencer regretted it. Hoping for a distraction, but landing on the topic he was avoiding. Not the best exit strategy.
“I could.” Emily was smirking now and Derek wondered if he needed to be nervous about it. “I’m not sure he’s ticklish, but I can find it out.”
“I know he is.” Derek pointed at Spencer. “Established ticklish and much closer to you. I’m sure he’ll spill the beans in no time, go ahead.”
“I’m not,” Spencer said, leaving his seat so quickly Derek nearly got whiplash. “I need to suddenly talk to Hotch, excuse me.”
“I can tickle you next to Hotch, too,” Emily said, but she didn’t move. Derek wondered if Spencer would hate him forever if he did it instead of her.
Hotch looked up when Spencer settled beside him, an eyebrow raised, having heard it all, and that seemed to fluster Spencer more than anything. Derek felt bad. He hadn’t meant to display his humanity like that.
…and one time he admitted it.
“Can I talk to you?” he asked later, after they’d landed and recouped and were elbow-deep in reports. “I’ll be nice, don’t worry.”
Spencer didn’t reply, but he stood to follow him, visibly wary. Derek led him to an empty room, no windows, a door which locked (although he didn’t lock it). They stood even though there were chairs.
“I’m sorry that I keep-” He paused, unsure of what he should be apologizing for. “Embarrassing you? Putting you on edge?”
Spencer shrugged. “I get that I’m being too serious about it, it’s okay.”
“I mean, it was your reaction from the start, so I should’ve just let it go.”
“I understand why someone being- ticklish is appealing to others.” He seemed to thread over the word carefully. “I reckon I’m just not used to it being me.”
“Have you never been tickled before?”
“Of course I have, I just- Uh.” The laugh he let out was anything but humorous. “It’s a bit. Sad.”
“I can handle sad.”
“I guess I just haven’t really experienced it much since childhood, and when I got older and was bullied- Anything that showcased weakness terrified me. So now I reckon I just don’t know how to handle it and I get defensive. That’s all. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to act.”
Derek softened. “That’s understandable.”
“I recognize that acting defensive about something like that simply prompts people to act on it more.” Spencer averted his eyes. “But I’m grateful you never tickled me.”
“I didn’t want to cross a line, even though I know I probably made you uncomfortable.”
“Not uncomfortable, per se. But uncertain?”
“Well, I’m sorry about that too.”
They fell quiet, Derek lamenting the fact that he would never get to witness Spencer giggle hysterically under his fingers while accepting it wasn’t worth messing things up for it either. They should leave the room and return to their reports, but something in how Spencer was shifting his weight from foot to foot told Derek he wasn’t entirely finished, and so he waited.
“I don’t-” Spencer started before cutting himself off, restarting. “I don’t think I would mind it now. If you did it.”
“What, tickled you?”
“Uh huh. I don’t think I would actually mind it once we got past my defensiveness.”
“Are we?”
“What?”
“Past it?”
Spencer shrugged. “Maybe?”
“Well, there’s only one way to find out, isn’t it?” Derek couldn’t hide his grin as much as he tried. “I have a feeling your ribs are bad, so let’s start there, okay?”
And Spencer, miraculously, agreed.
It was a bit strange to have someone practically wait for you to tickle them, especially in a random empty office in your workplace, but that was Derek’s reality and he wasn’t about to question it. He stepped closer to Spencer, whose breath hitched in a way that made him smile, and reached out to poke experimentally at his lower ribs.
Spencer didn’t double over dramatically with laughter spilling into the room, but he did recoil with a noise Derek couldn’t really describe, hands coming up to protect the affected area.
“Ticklish?”
He mostly asked it as a joke, but Spencer nodded, color rising in his face as he said, “Ticklish.”
“I’m glad we’re finally on the same page, pretty boy. What about your side?” He chanced a squeeze before Spencer could reply, and this time he did laugh, briefly and quietly but enough to make Derek feel like he’d won something. The way he twitched when Derek repeated the motion was different to how he’d imagined Spencer reacting, but it was better because it was real.
“This might be weird,” he said, having backed off to let Spencer protest had he wanted to. “But I need you to lift your arms for me.”
It was the only time Spencer hesitated, maybe because it involved him actually giving Derek access to a spot, or maybe the whole situation had caught up with him, but he did as Derek asked either way. Arms up as if he was being arrested, mouth falling open as Derek approached, visibly nervous.
“Here I come,” Derek sang, fingers wiggling as he moved them closer, laughing when Spencer’s arms started going down again. “Ah ah, keep ‘em up.”
“Well, hurry up- ah!” Derek dug his fingers into the pits just in time for Spencer to clamp his arms down, trapping him there. All he really had to do was move against the skin and Spencer was laughing, not hysterically, but with a slight panic which only grew the longer Derek stayed there. Derek imagined he would be slamming his body into walls and tables had he been in this situation, mostly because he wouldn’t know what to do, but Spencer remained surprisingly still, squirming, sure, but with his feet planted on mostly the same spot. Head leaning forward and occasionally bumping into Derek’s chest, hands shoving weakly at his torso as if it would help.
“Not ticklish my ass,” Derek said and Spencer seemed to be whining somewhere between his giggles.
The dance was short lived, but Derek would be replaying most of it as best as he could for the next few days. How Spencer giggled when he curled his fingers over his neck. How he sat when Derek asked him to so that he could try his knees again, squeezing and spidering and grabbing onto his shin to keep him from kicking him when it turned out his knees were one of his worst spots. How he held onto Derek’s wrists, but didn’t shove him away when he tickled up his torso, from his belly to his ribs and back down again. Maybe it looked silly, but Derek certainly didn’t feel silly. Not when Spencer was laughing like that. Not when Spencer was squirming and laughing and letting out the occasional “no” but never asking him to stop.
The next time Derek squeezed his knee on the jet he was met with laughter, which was a nice change.
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