#creepology

[comfycreep]

Texas sky stiff.

✌️👽☕️🪐

#comfycreep #creep cave paintings #niche art blog #raw artist blog #comfycreep artwork #poems by comfycreep #poet and artist #creepology #niche grunge esoteric art #art blogger #sunset #sunset photoshoot #sunset pho #sunset aesthetic

[cryptid-on-a-string]

going to Scary College to major in Creepology with a minor in Advanced Spooks and Bamboozlement

[the-gory-gazette]

New Classes Have Heads Spinning in Excitement

July 31, 2012

It's no secret that Headless Headmistress Bloodgood plans to announce new classes to the course lineup this fall, but what exactly can student bodies lurk forward to? According to our sources, the skulltastic new selection will span from the sciences to the arts (and every gory detail in between). It's been said some classes have been locked in the coffin for years, their syllabuses being perfected with the most caring third eye.

Here's a deeper look at what was just released! Pick up your copy of the final list at the front office and make sure to sign up early to get the beast class schedule!

Into the Abyss Algebra

This course is designed to assist student bodies in successfully learning the mysteries behind Abyss Algebra. Monsters will be taught using a variety of methods, preparing them for the torture chambers of standardized math tests that await them at the end of the year.

Other Worldly Science

This course is for student bodies that have a desire to become familiar with the supernatural, the things that go bump in the night and techniques we use to observe them. Each week students will have one midnight session at Ogre Observatory. Monster High will provide transportation to and from the observatory. Activities will focus on (1) Practical mythology from the standpoint of understanding the motions of monsters across time and space, (2) Telescopes and their use, (3) Nature of supernatural objects, which are observable with the unaided eye or small telescope.

Oracle Journalism

This course is the required introductory course for student bodies who want to contribute to the Monster High Gory Gazette. Through a combination of required readings, creative exercises, peer critiques and critical discussions, monsters will learn to develop both their third eyes as well as their sixth senses and will come to form a deeper understanding of the fundamentals of oracle journalism.

Phantom Photography 101

Building on methods and tools explored in Chop-shop for Photographers, this course offers an introduction to Phantom Photography techniques. Through demonstrations and readings, students learn to make slimy selection and color correction, scream of the crop editing and principles of creepology that are utilized in the photography process. Emphasis is on the development and exploration of a phantastic vision and the creation of a diabolical portfolio. Must be a Tell Tale Arts and Sciences student to enroll.

#uhhh round monster high #monster high #Monster Memo #the gory gazette

[nickthebookworm]

{31.10.21}

Currently reading/listening:

It's a books and tea type day! I finished Going Official this morning, have been listening to A Poet for Every Day while I got some housework done and I'm about halfway through Creepology now. Each one of them is interesting and worth reading, in my opinion!

#bookish #booklr #bookworm #book #books #currently reading #my reads #books & libraries #bookshelf #book cover #kindle #audiobook #going official #ash banks #poem a day #poet everyday #allie esiri #creepology

[delphoxqueen]

Lagoona Blue’s Mad Science with Mr. Hackington Survival Guide- Classroom (2011)

{Go to the bottom of the post to read the actual diary pages! My apologies for the poor quality for this set of image uploads, my copy of the diary is crap. If I can get a new copy soon I’ll reupload better quality images!}

{Black: Canon Lab Book / Blue: Lagoona’s Notes / Pink: Highlights made by Lagoona / Written by Operetta / Written by Deuce Gorgon}

Mad Science (Survival Guide)

Gnarly Ripper

Mr. Hackington

Number/Borrower’s Name/Room Num

1/Operetta/777

DEUCE GORGON

3/Lagoona Blue/777

First off you cannot get out of this class. When it says “core” and “requirement” they really mean it. You can put it off but eventually you’ll have to do your time in the laboratory.

You’ll also have to take Mad Science before you can take any other science class at MH like my fave, Ocean-ogrephy.

Class Overview

Mad Science is one of the cornertomb classes at Monster High. Students will be introduced to foundational concepts such as the mad scientific method, creepology, the laws of Clawd and effect as well as the theory of “What Goes Bump in the Night?” A veritable boo’s who of monsters began their lurch to fame with this class and Monster High students are considered the scream of the crop in the Mad Science world. A field trip to the catacombs will also be scheduled as part of this class. Students must have a permission slip signed by a parent or goredian to participate in the field trip.

All right mates, we all know that this is a mandatory class… for every grade for every year, but it seems like there’s always some monster that jumps into the deep end of the pool and forgets they don’t know how to swim. So this year I’m going to throw you a line before you jump. now here’s most everything you need to know about surviving the treacherous depths of Mad Science with Mr. “Hack” Hackington. I’m sure that you’ll all do swimmingly if you take my advice.

Lecture and Tests

The instructor will spend the first half of the day’s class lecturing on a topic while the second half of the class will be reserved for questions and practical lab work.

Mr. Hackington has some scary cool stories and sometimes the second half of class is taken up by the story he started telling in the first half. He considers all stories as information you need to know and will use questions from his stories on his tests.

Tests will be given to assess a student’s grasp of the basic concepts discussed during the week.

Oy… he may forget your name, his name or the name of the school but he’ll never forget to give his end of the week test. Make sure you’re ready.

Supplies

Lecture and lab notebooks

Safety eye wear- if applicable

Hearing protection- if applicable

Insulated rubber gloves

Lab coat

Knee length rubber glove(s)

If this list makes you think this class might be messy you’re right.

Oops… dripping salt water!

Mister Hackington’s Rules

Don’t be late.

No iCoffins in class.

Don’t meddle with laboratory equipment or experiments that do not belong to you.

No signed permission slip- no field trip to the catacombs.

I reserve the right to reassign partners.

Don’t ask to change the temperature in the laboratory.

Don’t ask if we are having a test this week. We are.

Mr. Hackington locks the laboratory door as soon as the bell rings and if you’re late you’ll get locked out and have to come in on Saturday to make up the class. No exceptions for any monster. Even Ghoulia had to come on one Saturday. The only teacher’s pets Mr. Hackington has are floating in jars on his desk.

Better leave your iCoffins in your locker too or totally power them down and put them in your backpack. If Mr. Hackington hears one ring… or even buzz… he’ll confiscate it and you’ll have to write a 10-page screesearch paper on a subject of his choice before you can get your iCoffin back.

You really should also pay attention when it says not to meddle with laboratory equipment or experiments that don’t belong to you. Poor Heath Burns, who is really impulsive, learned this the hard way: there was this totally ginormous machine that got donated to the school by a famous Mad scientist who had graduated from MH. It was painted entirely black except for one button. One. Really. Shiny. Button. When Heath was well enough to come back to class he seemed like the same old monster except he asked to change seats to be as far away from the machine as possible.

Every monster at MH something about the catacombs beneath the school- some more than others- but it’s Mr. Hackington’s specialty. He’s even the sponsor for a student-creature watching club. Mr. Hackington says that there are some pretty fierce critters down there.

It’s probably not a good idea to partner up with your BMFF- Best Monster Friend Forever- either cause if Mr. Hackington thinks the class is having too much fun and not paying attention he’ll put all the students’ names in a skull and pull two names randomly. He calls it “Drawn and Partnered” which is very fun to hom for some reason.

If you are a monster that doesn’t like cold, damp climates you’ll need to dress warmly or you’ll totally be miserable. It doesn’t matter what time of the year you take the class worker. It just never gets warm or dry down there. It’s actually one of the few classrooms where my skin didn’t flake but I always needed a little time in the sun when class was over.

Mr. Hackington loves to torture his classes with his tests but if you pay attention to these things you can be prepared.

If he makes a point and then laughs so hard he starts hacking- write down whatever it was he said and memorize it. You will see it on a test.

If he ever begins a story with “When I was working with insert Mad Scientist name here”, definitely write down the name of the Mad Scientist.

The first test will be on Mr. Hackington’s Rules. He will tell you they’re not that important and then laugh- see the first point.

All right ghoul friends that’s all I can think of for now. Hope you’ll take the advice I’ve written down here and then scare it forward.

Lates, Lagoona.

Mad Science 101

Creature Watching

Date/Picture or Description/Notes

Take with you on your next creature-watching adventure and record your findings.

Faculty

This class is taught by Mr. Hackington who, before beginning his teaching career at Monster High, was a professional Igor for some the maddest minds in science. His enthusiasm and excitement for the subject are legendary at Monster High.

Mr. Hackington is legendary for a reason… mostly as a result of his class rules and the consequences afflicted on those who break them.

#mh lagoona #lagoona blue #lagoona bloo #monster high dolls #monsterhigh #monster high #MHdiaries #mad science

[mhdiaries]

Classroom Lagoona Blue Mad Science Survival Guide

First off you cannot get out of this class. When it says “core” and “requirement” they really mean it. You can put it off but eventually you’ll have to do your time in the laboratory. 

You’ll also have to take Mad Science before you can take any other science class at MH like my fave, Ocean-ogrephy.

Class Overview

Mad Science is one of the cornertomb classes at Monster High. Students will be introduced to foundational concepts such as the mad scientific method, creepology, the laws of claws and effect as well as the theory of “What Goes Bump in the Night?” A veritable boo’s who of monsters began their lurch to fame with this class and Monster High students are considered the scream of the crop in the Mad Scientific world. A field trip to the catacombs will also be scheduled as part of this class. Students must have a permission slip signed by a parent or goredian to participate in the field trip.

All right mates, we all know that this is a mandatory class... for every grade... for every year, but it seems like there’s always some monster that jumps into the deep end of the pool and forgets they don’t know how to swim. So this year I’m going to throw you a line before you jump. Now here’s most everything you need to know about surviving the treacherous depths of Mad Science with Mr. “Hack” Hackington. I’m sure that you’ll all do swimmingly if you take my advice.

Lecture and Tests

The instructor will spend the first half of the day’s class lecturing on a topic while the second half of class will be reserved for questions and practical lab work.

Mr. Hackington has some scary cool stories and sometimes the second half of class is taken up by the story he started telling in the first half. He considers all stories as information you need to know and will use questions from his stories on his tests.

Tests will be given to assess a student’s grasp of the basic concepts discussed during the week.

Oy... he may forget your name, his name or the  name of the school but he’ll never forget to give his end of the week test. Make sure you’re ready.

Supplies

Lecture and lab notebooks

Safety eye wear - if applicable

Hearing protection - if applicable

Insulated rubber gloves

Lab coat

Knee length rubber boot(s)

If this list make you think this class might be messy you’re right.

Mister Hackington’s Rules

Don’t be late.

No iCoffins in class.

Don’t meddle with laboratory equipment or experiments that do not belong to you.

No signed permission slip - no field trip to the catacombs.

I reserve the right to reassign lab partners.

Don’t ask to change the temperature in the laboratory.

Don’t ask if we are having a test this week. We are.

Mr. Hackington locks the laboratory door as soon as the bell rings and if you’re late you’ll get locked out and have to come in on Saturday to make up the class. No exceptions for any monster. Even Ghoulia had to come in one Saturday. The only teacher’s pets Mr. Hackington has are floating in jars on his desk. 

Better leave your iCoffins in your locker too or totally power them down and put them in your backpack. If Mr. Hackington hears one ring... or even buzz... he’ll confiscate it and you’ll have to write a 10-page screesearch paper on a subject of his choice before you can get your iCoffin back.

You really should also pay attention when it says not to meddle with laboratory equipment or experiments that don’t belong to you. Poor Heath Burns, who is really impulsive, learned this the hard way. There was this totally ginormous machine that got donated to the school by a famous mad scientist who had graduated from MH. It was painted entirely black except for one button. One. Really. Shiny. Button. When Heath was well enough to come back to class he seemed like the same old monster except he asked to change seats to be as far away fro the machine as possible.

Every monster at MH knows something about the catacombs beneath the school - some more than others - but it’s Mr. Hackington’s specialty. He’s even the faculty sponsor for a student creature-watching club. Mr. Hackington says that there are some pretty fierce critters down there.

It’s probably not a good idea to partner up with your BMFF - Best Monster Friend Forever - either cause if Mr. Hackington thinks the class is having too much fun and not paying attention he’ll put all the students’ names in a skull and pull two names randomly. He calls it being “Drawn and Partnered” which is very funny to him for some reason. 

If you are a monster that doesn’t like cold, damp climates you’ll need to dress warmly or you’ll totally be miserable. It doesn’t matter what time of the year you take the class either. It just never gets warm or dry down there. It’s actually one of the few classrooms where my skin didn’t flake but I always needed a little time in the sun when class was over.

Mr. Hackington loves to torture his classes with his tests but if you pay attention to these things you can be prepared. 

If he makes a point and then laughs so hard he starts hacking - write down whatever it was he said and memorize it. You will see it on a test.

If he ever begins a story with, “When I was working with insert Mad Scientist name here,” definitely write down the name of the Mad Scientist.

The first test will be on Mr. Hackington’s Rules. He will tell you they’re not that important and then laugh - see the first point.

All right ghoul friends that’s all I can think of for now. Hope you’ll take the advice I’ve written down here and then scare it forward.

Lates,

Lagoona

#monster high #monster high diary #monster high journal #lagoona blue #mad science #survival guide

[comfycreep]

A new blog post about my “Intrusive thoughts” and my analysis of them in hindsight. A fun blog post. Go there.

Peace out creep gang, drink your coffee, and space out on some dumb shit.

✌️👽☕️🪐

#intrusive thoughts #obsessive compulsive disorder #comfycreep #niche art blog #raw artist blog #poems by comfycreep #poet and artist #creepology #art blogger #comfycreep blog #raw blog

[the-gory-gazette]

Calling All Monster Poets

June 25, 2012

Every monster knows that one of the cornertombs of Monster High is its outstanding academic record in the Creepological Sciences, but few know that it also boasts a thrilling Liberal Arts program that has been thriving for centuries. With classes like Dead Languages and Monster Mythology scoring coffin loads of new students each year and the Dead Poets Society winning the Student Body Award for Beast New Student Club in 2012, it is safe to say the arts are certainly making a spirited comeback.

Luckily, this comeback includes a dead-lightful renaissance the likes of which MH has never seen. Manning the helm of this revival is our very own Hoodude, whose mysteriously ambiguous verse is featured on page 13 of the latest issue of Fearing the Letter, an acclaimed monster poetry journal! Could Monster High have its very own Poet Laureate emerging from the shadows? The Gory Gazette has secured the rights to re-print in full below, so you can be the judge:

Don't Yank My Stitches, by Hoodude

Spirits bring me concentration,   Not overload, don't waste her time,   Recharge her in the sweet sublime,   No star-crossed love waits for translation.   My affection for her is pure devotion,   Possessing every piece of me,   Her eyes drown deep in mystery,   And charge me up with raw emotion.   A stitch in time is truly dead,   If my love for her is left unknown,   I'd fall apart: no blood, nor bone,   No salted tears left here to shed.   So I'll declare my love instead!   Consider this, affection's seed now sown.

#arts and entertainment #Fangtastic News #hoodude voodoo #monster high #The Gory Gazette

[joyinjection-blog1]

Super Creep

Found out creepypasta has an app and got excited; it's the (creepy) little things....

#itsthelittlethings #thelittlethings #creepy #creepinessishappiness #creepology #nosleeep #howisthisevenlegal

[creepersin]

Write What You Feel. Don't Follow Trends.

Write What You Feel. Don’t Follow Trends.

To some, this may be the worst advice that I have ever given. To everyone else, let me share with you a funny, yet depressing story. It’s not really depressing to anyone but my bank account and my ego, but I think you will get something out of it.

So, back in February. I had just finished publishing the first Season of Black Star Canyon and the first Shallow Giallo book. My two poetry booksand…

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#black market blood drive #black star canyon #blr trilogy #creep creepersin #creepology #poetry #self publishing #shallow giallo #slasherton #writing tips #zombie alpha

[therapsida]

creepology replied to your post: “PSA: Why Ryan is a special precious jewel he performed as Drag Jesus...”:

he is THE EPITOME OF the best

honestly how can someone be that perfect? like for real

#creepology #literally the most handsome and best human being i know

[comfycreep]

I wrote an extremely rough, rough draft of a short story for these little slithering draped twins that I drew. It ends with them devouring a man whole 😈which is fun. Bit of a spoiler i guess, my b. A fun doodle to end my weekend with none the less. 🍻 . . . . #poem #drawing #writing #weirdo #creepypasta #oddballart #creepology #creepgang #inkdrawing #drawingmonsters #darkart https://www.instagram.com/p/CpJBRP2rz6x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#poem #drawing #writing #weirdo #creepypasta #oddballart #creepology #creepgang #inkdrawing #drawingmonsters #darkart

[comfycreep]

Image sources: I, II , III , IV , V , VI , VII , VIII

I’m not sure what this style aesthetic is but I think I’m ready to usher it into my life. Its almost a senior style kinda vibe and I’m obsessed with it.

#comfycreepart #art studio blog #art studio bts #niche artist #artist aesthetic #creepology #artist journal #artistic process #contemporary artist #comfycreep #niche art blog #raw artist blog #poet and artist #niche grunge esoteric art #art blogger

[comfycreep]

Todays blog is a thought purge. Read it here.

✌️👽☕️🪐

#comfycreep #creep cave paintings #niche art blog #raw artist blog #comfycreep artwork #poems by comfycreep #poet and artist #creepology #niche grunge esoteric art #art blogger

[comfycreep]

Image sources: I , II , III , IV , V , VI , VII , VIII

Another esoteric mood boreddd

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#comfycreep #creep cave paintings #niche art blog #raw artist blog #comfycreep artwork #poems by comfycreep #poet and artist #creepology #niche grunge esoteric art #art blogger

[comfycreep]

A little teaser for the Creepology pilot episode. Come join the #creepgang , link in stories subscribe on Spotify! #creepology #newpodcast #newpodcastalert #artistpodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CmAfdDvMK9_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#creepgang #creepology #newpodcast #newpodcastalert #artistpodcast