ev1lmorty

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

#my parents #txt

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

#txt

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quit eating nuggets with puppets and come smoke cigarettes with marionettes (post from the doll world that was revealed to me in a vision)

#prev #txt

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very funny when you have long-term OCs that didn't share many traits with you when you made them, but your circumstances have changed so now it looks like you were engaging in some extremely un-subtle projection

#lol....yeah #txt

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#literally me #monster high

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#txt #convinced me.

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“Senshi what do I do?”

“Get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days.”

#dungeon meshi

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☠ goulie-girl Follow

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

☠ goulie-girl Follow

its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

☠ goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

☠ goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow

desecration potion

🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

☠ goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

🧛‍♀️ i-bid-u-velcome Follow

babe just come over to my castle

☠ goulie-girl Follow

ur hellhound scares me

#txt

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Obsessed with the implication that Halflings can grow a full big beard but Elves can't.

Imagine if Chilchuck stopped shaving

#*thinks abt chilchuck not shaving* i think i hauve covid #dungeon meshi

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#save #ohhh

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the a plot of tweek x craig is that tweek & craig are gay. the b plot is that stan is gay. the c plot is that cartman is gay

#south park

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i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

#prev truly like that painting of the scholars talking hourly #txt

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#txt

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projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit

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"are you okay" no can we change the topic before i start oversharing