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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months

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I got captured and thrown in the dungeon, but before I was executed, Count Rugen from Princess Bride came in and cut and styled my hair. (Apparently he was an excellent hair stylist.)

#dream #text #November 21st 2023 #dungeon #execution #count rugen #princess bride #haircut #hair stylist #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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gracielikegrapes · 7 months

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The Princess Bride

#fanart #the princess bride #westley #buttercup #inigo montoya #count rugen #prince humperdink #vizzini #fezzik

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strongestpotion · 5 months

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. once we're out of sight, take him back to florin and THROW HIM IN THE PIT OF DESPAIR 🪠🪠⛓️🕳️☠️⚙️⛓️🪠💦☠️🕳️🪠⛓️🕳️💦⚙️☠️🕳️🕳️🪠💦🪠⛓️⚙️⛓️🕳️☠️💦🕳️⛓️⚙️🕳️⚙️🪠⛓️🕳️💦☠️💦🪠🪠⚙️🕳️🕳️🪠⛓️🕳️⚙️⛓️💦☠️🕳️🪠⛓️🕳️💦⚙️☠️🕳️🪠💦🪠⛓️⚙️⛓️🕳️☠️💦🕳️⛓️⚙️🕳️⚙️🪠⛓️🕳️💦☠️⚙️⛓️🪠

#princess bride #the princess bride #pit of despair #westley #count rugen #prince humperdink #chris sarandon #cary elwes #nick.txt

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nerdy-girlramblings · 6 months

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More of my favorite funny quotes from The Princess Bride book (pt. 2)

"The pain is worse than I imagined!" Yeste cried. "How can it hurt when the point of the weapon is still an inch away from your belly?" Domingo asked.

"Get him out of my way. Move the infant." "The infant is ten and he stays," Inigo said.

"I wish I could remember what it was like when I was dead," the man in black said. "I'd write it all down. I could make a fortune from a book like that..."

"No good," the man in black replied. "I've know too many Spaniards." "I'm going crazy up here," said Inigo.

"Anytime you want to change places, I'd be too happy to accept."

"...milkmen where still in charge of bones, the logic being that since milk was so good for bones, who would know more about broken bones than a milkman?"

"Good got attracted to good, evil you flushed down the john and that was that."

Westley to Vizzini: "If she stops breathing in the very near future, it is entirely possible that you will catch the same illness?"

"I let him die laughing," said the man in black.

"There's death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn't Curious George Uses the Potty."

He was never very popular, what with his hunting fetish..."

"We do not see that much of each other." "Tender couple."

"Widows happen. Every day- don't they, Your Highness?"

"...What did you think a resurrection pill looked like?" "Not like a lump of clay the size of a golf ball," Inigo answered."

"I'm not stupid, you know." "Quit bragging."

"...excuse me, I've got to go belch my witch..."

"Chocolate was one of his favorites, right after cough drops."

...Max exploded right back, "and don't you mock my methods-tickling can be terrific in the proper instances..."

#the princess bride #westley #buttercup #inigo montoya #fezzik #vizzini #prince humperdink #count rugen #miracle max #nerdygirlramblings

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engagemythrusters · 1 year

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#star wars: the empire strikes back #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #the princess bride #inigo montoya #count rugen #'he told me you killed him' is the correct line blah blah blah shut up and vote!

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strongintherealgay · 11 months

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if there has to be a princess bride remake can they at least make Humperdink and Count Rugen gay? listen, I know it would fit a homophobic trope but also you cannot convince me that they aren't fucking

#the princess bride #princess bride #prince humperdink #count rugen #the six fingered man #the princess bride remake

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thirteensfavoritetoy · 1 year

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Prepare to die.

#the princess bride #inigo montoya #count rugen

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pedroam-bang · 1 year

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“As you wish…”

‘Dread Pirate Roberts’ & Buttercup - The Princess Bride (1987)

#1987 #film #movie #The Princess Bride #Rob Reiner #Cary Elwes #Westley #Dread Pirate Roberts #Robin Wright #Buttercup #Mandy Patinkin #Inigo Montoya #Chris Sarandon #Prince Humperdinck #Christopher Guest #Count Rugen #Peter Falk #The Grandfather #Florin

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lidensword · 1 year

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Just a silly drawing because they need content :]

#There's almost no fanart of them. I'm just trying to fix that ><#The Princess Bride #Prince Humperdinck #Count Rugen #Tyrone x Humperdinck #Humperugen #<- I liked that suggestion #my drawings

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ilikestuff69 · 1 year

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Who I’d cast for the Princess Bride if it were made today

(Please note that I don’t want them to remake it, Princess Bride is my favorite movie and I hope it’s never remade. This is just a fun hypothetical)

(Also if an actor is in parentheses, they are an optional casting)

Westley played by Dev Patel (Nicholas Hoult)

Buttercup played by Saoirse Ronan (Thomasin McKenzie)

Inigo Montoya played by Diego Luna (Pedro Pascal)

Fezzik played by Kristian Nairn

Vizzini played by Michael Sheen (Rainn Wilson)

Prince Humperdinck played by Jonathan Majors (Henry Cavill)

Count Rugen/Six-Fingered Man played by Andy Serkis (Christoph Waltz)

The Grandpa played by Mandy Patinkin

Miracle Max played by Nick Kroll

Valerie played by Kate McKinnon

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paper-rose-doodles · 18 days

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i am so glad the princess bride came out in 1987 and not 2024, because you just know the rugen/humperdinck girlies would be absolutely unbearable

#the princess bride #otp: if you haven’t got your health you haven’t got anything #count rugen #Prince humperdinck

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nerdy-girlramblings · 6 months

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Little details in The Princess Bride book that stood out to me that weren't in the movie

Westley, Vizzini, Inigo, and Fezzik were in the crowd when Buttercup was introduced as the princess to the public

When Vizzini hit Buttercup, Fezzik told Vizzini to hit him instead

When Buttercup and Westley met Humperdinck outside the Fire Swap, Buttercup told Westley she would rather live without love than die with him

When the Count tortured Westley for months before using the Machine on him, Westley would disassociate and think about Buttercup to escape the pain

Buttercup during these months had multiple different nightmares every night in addition to hag booing her like in the movie. One of them was her baby refusing her milk and dying because she had no love.

When Westley was brought back to life, he asked Fezzik and Inigo to kill him because Buttercup was going to marry Humperdinck, his murderer

Inigo cut the Count's chest to cut out his heart like he did to Inigo when his father was killed

Westley's parents were tortured in front of him as a child

#the princess bride #westley #vizzini #inigo montoya #fezzik #buttercup #count rugen #prince humperdink #nerdygirlramblings

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existingtm · 1 year

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