#coockoo

[oh-wow-snow]

AND WHEN ON THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE OF S5 JANINE SPENDS THE WHOLE DAY BEING SAD BC SHE THINKS HER BOYFRIEND GREGORY GOT HER NOTHING ONLY FOR GREGORY AT THE END OF THE EP TO BE WAITING FOR HER IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY CLASSROOM FILLED WITH THOSE GODDAMN LEGO FLOWERS AND GOING DOWN ON ONE KNEE TO PROPOSE TO HER AND SHE CRIES AND HE CRIES AND THEY GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER SHARING A LIFE TRUSTING EACH OTHER BEING WITH EACH OTHER FOR THE GOOD AND THE BAD THEN YOU WILL ALL REALIZE !!!!!!

#I SEE THE VISION #SEE THE VISION WITH ME #going fucking insane actually #like batshit crazy #coockoo bananas even #abbott elementary #janine x gregory #janine teagues #gregory eddie

[pirateswhore]

Not the victorian candle too 😭😭😭 David why??? 😭😭 i can see him as the type that does a crossword puzzle while drinking a cup of hot milk before he sleeps too. Probably has one of those old wooden clocks with the bird that pops out too. He’s so granddad core.

HE IS HE IS HE IS !! YOU GET IT !!

#david nolan the grandpa !!! #i love him so much #with his little sleepy milky #and his coockoo clock #and sleepy hat

[books-and-cookies]

I'm watching a documentary about how a woman created and led a church by basically saying that intuitive eating is actually spiritual in nature and is god's way and i'm just... 😬😬 she compared prisoners suffering of starvation and middle class americans eating habits and used it to add validity to her claims

bestie, no 🥴

#mary rambles #documentaries #it's coockoo

[nebulous-library]

I can’t believe the jjk team was insane enough to give me two of my favorite fucking line exchanges in the new trailer today

And weirdly enough, they’re both from my Best Bastards’ interactions with Toji

#i can’t believe i finally get to hear the hurt in suguru’s voice in that one #and gojo just going fucking BATSHIT BALLISTIC INSANE COOCKOO BANANNERS in that other one #satoru honey i love when ur feral

[thehistoriangirl]

My decision-making skill sucks, pls help me :D

Hi guys! So let me explain:

I’m thinking about making a multichapter fic(s) in October-November with kind of a dark/spooky plot, kind of what I did with a Jayvik fic Ghost AU. Anyway, I have two ideas, one for Jayce and one for Viktor.

The thing is I don’t know which one post first. So, idk, I’ll put a lil collage I did for showing ✨ the aesthetic ✨ , a synopsis and some tags each story. You can comment/send and ask/message or whatever about which one sound more interesting, I’ll really appreciate your feedback <3

Here we go:

Jayce x Reader [Us, Who Couldn’t Fade Away]

Tags: Curse| Tragic Love| Ghosts| Haunted Mansion| Family Secrets| Time Loop| Mystery|

Synopsis: It’s a haunting night. Just like all the previous, and the ones who will follow. The trees are screaming, branches breaking with the gown’s tearing fabric, its weight pulling your figure towards the ground. Shadows whisper: here's where you belong, down with us.

You ignore them, I can’t let the monster consume me; nails digging into the trunks, bare feet raising against the mud. You have to fight, to ascend up the hill.

There would be a house whose lights are always on. You know he’s expecting you. He’s always expecting you, dreading to hear your presence.

You thought he was the only place darkness can’t reach you, without knowing threat lurks in every empty room and veiled mirror. No one can protect you, and you can’t run forever. Perhaps this time, you will be able to win.

MH!Viktor x Reader [The Shadows Have Veiled]

Tags: Beauty and Best retelling (supposedly)| Demons & Dark Magic| Automatons| Secret Past| King!Viktor (or something like that)

Synopsis: On a trapped island ruled by a tyrant monster, there are few escape routes. Pressed to marry to save the remnants of your family, you choose to slip inside the last place your ex-fiancé visited after disappearing: the Crooked Castle, the residence of the Lord. Both to escape your fate and discover the final fate of your best friend. But history isn’t always true, and the tales aren’t always lying. There’s something hiding in the shadows beside the almighty Lord; whispers and cries of the past. And certainly, there’s more occult under his mask of cruelty and menace. Which side of the story are you going to align to, when the time comes?

If you read all this, here, have a cookie 🍪  and some milk 🥛

#listen i could try to post both but i'm gonna end up coockoo #i'm not that powerful #the resolution of the images suck lol #sorry #yeah my anon ask are always on #thanks everyone! #yeah i will write the continuation of the fics i need to finish #bye~ #arcane fanfiction #jayce talis #arcane viktor #arcane jayce #viktor #arcane fanfic #viktor fanfic #jayce fanfic #jayce x reader #viktor x reader #jayce x you #viktor x you

[trapsanchez1]

Mario went coockoo for Cocoa Puffs.

#smg4 #smg4 fanart #supermarioglitchy4 #smg4characters #smg4 mario #smg4 arc #smg4 art #blender 3d

[pinkestpeony]

Jude: Since when do you think logically?

Cardan: Hi, I’m level-headed Cardan.

Cardan: I only come out when Jude goes a little coockoo.

#incorrect jurdan quotes #incorrect cruel prince quotes #incorrect tfota #incorrect cruel prince #incorrect tfota quotes #incorrect folk of the air #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #jude x cardan #jude duarte #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #tcp #twk #tqon #tfota #source: the vampire diaries

[hershey-the-person]

yall spotify gone totally coockoo like wtf are u doing u wanna lose all ur listeners or what

#spotify #i hate spotify

[nuri148]

Listen, you little air-wasting cowardly excuse for a human being:

I'd rather live in a landfill than being so out of touch with reality as to giving a random internet stranger grief about the sexual lives of fictional characters (who neither know you nor care for you, sorry, someone had to tell you).

You have a problem with who I ship, come tell it to my face. With arguments and your username. You half-shit.

You're such an imbecile you don't even know what I ship. I wouldn't touch ereri with a 10-foot pole and the only thing I like about eruri is the last sillable.

Maybe you should go live in a landfill, it's not nice but it's certainly better than the coockoo cloud 9 where you actually reside.

Last but not least: fuck you.

#thanks anon! #look mum i got haters #oh wait she's dead #also what are you eight? #bc who older uses 'trash' as an insult? #In that case you shouldn't be watching aot #it's not for kiddies #also: fuck you

[natade-art]

Ur Aria/Valentines/Justice art makes me coockoo I LOVE IT YOUR MIND IS SO BIG

THANK YOU! i think about them a lot :]

#not art #ask

[kiermasz]

i rly need to get this off my chest.................. i sadly subverted expectations today by not complying to the mindset of "manic bestie :3!" or "you get me... 😔" or even worse "i know YOU believe in my ideas" that was expected of me today. as soon as it became clear i plan on being factual and reasonable & won't engage in this TOMFOOLERY that is mania for the outside person who's not manic atm the person dropped the act and said "i thought you were different😡". i do get it i promise you i do. but bestie what did you EXPECT me to do. braid each other's hair and nod to each other about how silly we are teehee clinical besties. clap at every insane sentence you spit out because "i was there too 🥴💢". like i know they were in literal distress but deep down a part of me was like "i am not a toy, i am not an experience for you, i AM comfortable with my diagnosis so why does THIS make me uncomfortable when i can joke about it when i want to" etcetc. just this attitude of "yay she's no threat bc she's coockoo too & she'll let me stay here for a week because she's a good friend while i'm getting worse by day fuck hospitals !"......... idk where i'm even going with this. i know what i'm saying is selfish but it's good that i was crystal clear and set boundaries. i hope once the dust settles in a couple weeks or months we'll go over what happened and it will all be understandable for this person. i don't wanna seem stuck up so i won't rant to anybody in particular so i'll probably delete tomorrow but i need to send it over to the aether of my cursed tumblr blog no one reads to drop off some of that energy 😑

#when halsey started the album off with that eternal sunshine of the spotless mind clementine quote. #i sadly used to think she was a pick me for that but she was onto something let me admit 😑

[cruelprincae]

Cardan: hello, i'm sensible Cardan Cardan: I only come out when Az goes a little coockoo

#( 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 ┊ crack ) #( basically their entire interaction

[shibopanda]

they weren't lying when they said chronic pain be driving u coockoo bananas

#re entering my radical acceptance era just to cope <3

[colorsinautumn]

How do you redeem yourself after acting coockoo in front of your significant other?

taking a significant time out for the day and reflecting and making a genuine heartfelt apology

[scldat]

@rejectory​ / “Yep. We’re all kinds of stubborn.” / Steve. endgame sentence starters. / accepting. 

“ WE ? WE      IS THAT A ROYAL WE WE’RE TALKIN’ HERE? ” Bucky’s brows arched, hands innocently clapped together behind his back while he strolled behind his old friend through what apparently was called The Compound. “ ‘cause I got that naggin’ feeling that the most stubborn one ‘round here is still you. ” Captain Mule’s what they should’ve called him. unfortunately, Bucky had missed his chance to petition for it back in ‘43. a tick of a smile betrayed his grouchiness ; followed by a amiable shove of a metal shoulder against Steve’s. almost at least. the fact that the little guy was bigger than him these days still didn’t sit right with him.

neither, frankly, did the fact that he was moving around this place. THIS place. homebase of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. last goddamn place on earth that the likes of him belonged to. he could deny it ‘til the cows came home, but every nerve in Bucky’s body was tense ; spine rigid, mind fried almost all the way to coockoo-landia. none of this, he found the longer they walked around the premise, was for him. this was a home for heroes        and Bucky very much felt like some peasant stumbling across Mount Olympus by chance. “ it’s .  .  . nice. ” press the words a little more and they’d turn into a diamond. “ really. very nice. I’m just          ” outside tall glass windows opened a neatly trimmed lawn and far below them, the sensors in his arm picked up electric currents. jets, most likely ; stored underground. the way one would imagine a fancy superhero facility to be like. “ honestly, I’m not sure what I’m doin’ here. I mean, if you wanna show me your dorm room, fine, but this has been a whole tour of the campus and we both know I ain’t got the credits to get in, so . . . ” hi, my name’s pessimism and I’m here to stay.

#rejectory #[ verse / falcon and winter soldier. ] #because why not pretend that not everything's gone to shits after endgame. #and Steve's still around. #and Bucky has more than one exasperated person to kick his ass. #thank you and goodnight.

[theyarebothgunshot]

happy anniversary to 'mish. dee' my absolute beloved......

#i can't believe its been a full year since i want coockoo bananas off the deep end #and at the same time it feels like ive always been here #anyways #yeah <3 #this still makes me lose my fucking marbles